I felt compelled to write something for the Clans Forum in case anyone was wondering about The Drunkards clan.

If you aren't already in Drunk, you probably don't qualify. But you never know. Here are the test questions:

Are you needy either emotionally or for in-game items?

Are you a... okay, well, let me interrupt this question for a moment as I can't think of a word that won't get me in trouble, so let me think of a suitable metaphor... a drain clog?

Are you into birds? arthropods (especially dragonflies)? other non-human living things?

How do you feel about humanity?

Have you watched at least six seasons of Red Dwarf?

Drunk really doesn't have any rules... we used to; you can see this in the clan forum which we keep for historical interest showing all the players who thought running a clan like a business was a good idea (those people are all gone). You can put things in clan stockhouses if you want, or not. There's still some fish in there from someone who hasn't logged in for 1478 days, but we just left it there in case said player ever comes back. We actually have a competition running to see which of our inactive players can have the longest period of inactivity. So far, Desdamorte is winning with 4368 days as of this post.

If you're looking for an active clan chat, you'll be up the creek without a paddle. Curiously, for such an inactive clan chat, we have a vibrant Discord chat that sometimes includes former players. But inactive clan chats are great for adding lines to your chat with periods, or just entertaining yourself when no one else is logged in. Leave secret message in there to see if anyone ever reads history (they don't).

To summarize, we are a clan of nice people who pretty much don't like other humans, but we do enjoy other species of living things, including (ugh) domestic animals, but if you think you won't get booted by talking about your Chihuahua all the time, well, you just might be mistaken.

P.S. As far as I know, no one in Drunk drinks any more due to age, disinterest, or medical advice.
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