Man walks into a bar, sits down, orders a drink and then pulls a tiny, one-foot-tall man out of his bag and puts him on the bar. He then pulls a tiny grand piano out of his bag and puts it on the bar. The tiny man starts playing beautifully. The bartender looks at the man and says "Wow, cool! Where did you get him?" and the man says, "There's a genie down the street." The bartender runs out the door.
Minutes later, the bartender returns to the bar followed by a plethora of ducks. "Dude, that genie is TERRIBLE! I asked for a million bucks and he gave me a million DUCKS!"
The man looks at the bartender and says, "Tell me about it. You think I asked for a 12 inch pianist?!"
Minutes later, the bartender returns to the bar followed by a plethora of ducks. "Dude, that genie is TERRIBLE! I asked for a million bucks and he gave me a million DUCKS!"
The man looks at the bartender and says, "Tell me about it. You think I asked for a 12 inch pianist?!"