What do you do when the light turns green but other cars may or may not have moved yet?

1 Honk instantly (NY/Miami mode)
2 Flash brights politely
3 Wait 5 seconds because you’re civilized
4 Fight anyone who honks (Tiddles-mode)
5 Give it gas but forget I’m in reverse
6 Move forward 2 inches to assert dominance
8 Wait for the car behind me to make the decision
9 Roll through slowly like I’m towing a 40-ft trailer with a golf cart
10 Pretend I didn’t see it so nobody thinks they pressured me
11. Turn up the radio and sing to the song until the idiot decides to move. Life is too short to stress out about fools.

Again it can be any combination of the above.

Edited on 22-11-2025 04:45

Edited on 22-11-2025 04:58

11. Turn up the radio and sing to the song until the idiot decides to move. Life is too short to stress out about fools.

I wasn't aware we were supposed to stop at those lights.

11. Turn up the radio and sing to the song until the idiot decides to move. Life is too short to stress out about fools.

Honk + flash bright lights + bump them forward, just a lil gentle nudge in the correct direction

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