For the insane, whacky, anything goes, and the posts that just simply make you giggle. Gotta love this position or it will drive you nuts.

Post away!

Bottoms up!

[89] 06:50 (Mod)Moderator: *points and laughs and says "neener neener neener"*
[89] 06:50 (Guide)incognito[TSoH]: he said..."neener neener neener"
[89] 06:50 (Guide)Burnt Cod[TSoH]: I remember when cog (CL90 at the time) died to me in the OL: it was a nice dream
[89] 06:50 (Guide)lushes[O.G.]: has a passion for shoes :
[89] 06:50 (Guide)TermaMatrix[Corps]: awww that was mean of him
[89] 06:49 (Guide)lushes[O.G.]: I just want the shoes ;)
[89] 06:49 (Guide)incognito[TSoH]: he was pointing and laughing at me
[89] 06:49 (Guide)Burnt Cod[TSoH]: cog is just a noob :
[89] 06:49 (Guide)TermaMatrix[Corps]: lol Coggy. he can't see you!
[89] 06:49 (Guide)Ardarel[Pond]: That's an old secret.
[89] 06:48 (Guide)incognito[TSoH]: don't be named incognito
[89] 06:48 (Guide)Burnt Cod[TSoH]: Thieve, and be at location when JF leave.
[89] 06:48 (Guide)TermaMatrix[Corps]: hehe no idea
[89] 06:48 (Guide)Ardarel[Pond]: Yeah, what's the secret? lol
[89] 06:48 (Guide)lushes[O.G.]: congrates Terma whats the secret?

[89] 08:31 (Guide)incognito[TSoH]: picking it ip
[89] 08:31 (Mod)Moderator: *resets spell check*

[5] 06:58 (Mod)Moderator: Helpchat is for game-related questions, we cannot edit film sequences
[5] 06:58 LittleHermione[~FaM~]: wc sorry
[5] 06:58 LittleHermione[~FaM~]: arghhh
[5] 06:57 LittleHermione[~FaM~]: In Law & Order, the guy playing the procuror shouldnt be in opening credits
[5] 06:57 LittleHermione[~FaM~]: In Law & Order, the guy playing the procuror shouldnt be in opening credits

[1]16:03 ZedarFlight has logged in
[5]16:06 rjrules1231[Army!]: why did they change the break rate to something horrible?
[5]16:06 (Guide)veredek[Choob]: rjrules1231-was never changed its random.
[5]16:07 rjrules1231[Army!]: 8 Tinderboxes and 5 Silver Cauldrons in about 2k Sardines?? sheesh
[1]16:08 Kyouji has logged in
[5]16:08 (Guide)veredek[Choob]: try 14 tinderboxes and 12 cauldrons in under 1k salmon -_- i feel your pain
[5]16:08 rjrules1231[Army!]: opened 5 LAC's and broke a -4tt Lockpick... i used that to open all my LTB's and LAC's and LMC's from the level to mine
[1]16:09 uknomad has logged in
[5]16:09 rjrules1231[Army!]: this rate needs to either change to less, or they need to incorporate a crafting type skill so we can make items cause people who are strapped cash
[5]16:09 rjrules1231[Army!]: cant always buy new equipment
[1]16:09 Fruitbat has logged in
[5]16:10 (Guide)veredek[Choob]: rj-if your still ogre side go bash some ogres at outpost for the gold to buy another tinderbox. its what i had to do.
[1]16:11 Sweet_Thing has logged in
[5]16:11 rjrules1231[Army!]: no armour, still never recooperated from the 2 200k+ deaths i had. no armour/weapon.
[5]16:12 rjrules1231[Army!]: Could there be a skill where we can search and gain a small percentage of speed exp, similar to Cell Cleaning, but there is a chance to find something
[5]16:12 rjrules1231[Army!]: little, common, rare, ultra rare
[5]16:12 (Guide)veredek[Choob]: finding monkeys
[5]16:12 rjrules1231[Army!]: and it would require about 20-25 speed to do it?
[5]16:13 rjrules1231[Army!]: meh, monkeys is pointless... what do they do? they have no use. i mean where you have the chance to find trash(rocks/scrap metal) which can be used to
[5]16:14 rjrules1231[Army!]: make equipment like tinderboxes, lockpicks, etc etc.
[5]16:14 rjrules1231[Army!]: and common would be like a cooked shrimp/Radish Seed that someone dropped...
[5]16:15 SlitheringAlong[Snake]: Sounds more like something to suggest on forums.
[5]16:15 (Guide)veredek[Choob]: um..feedback section in forums?
[5]16:15 rjrules1231[Army!]: meh, im too lazy to type there.
[5]16:16 (Mod)Moderator: Feedback section in Forums!!
[5]16:17 rjrules1231[Army!]: thanks for being late to the party good Sir/Ma'am. <3
[5]16:17 rjrules1231[Army!]: At least you showed up
[5]16:17 (Mod)Moderator: Ty rjrules - I couldn't find anything to wear..
[5]16:18 (Mod)Moderator: Worldchat might also be a better venue for this particular party ;)

[5]00:45 rjrules1231[Army!]: Dark, she has very Abuni boobies. they would knock you out.
[5]00:45 rjrules1231[Army!]: fail
[5]00:45 rjrules1231[Army!]: wc
[5]00:45 rjrules1231[Army!]: erase from your mind.
[5]00:46 (Mod)Moderator: Be gone from Help Chat!

[89] 17:44 (Guide)incognito[TSoH]: [W]17:43 senor aviles: are you a real person or you work for syrnia
[89] 17:44 (Guide)incognito[TSoH]: To: senor aviles]17:43 incognito[TSoH]: I am a preprogrammed automatic response

[5]21:15 fata10rg4sm has logged in
[89]21:16 (Guide)veredek[Army!]: that name.. is awesome XD
[89]21:16 (Guide)incognito[TSoH]: what a way to die...anyway, I sent in a report.
[89]21:16 (Guide)Fatty[~FaM~]: lmao
[89]21:17 (Guide)Fatty[~FaM~]: so um if he asks a question and we answer it using his name do we get muted :o

[5]10:54 kc8: I want to Smith Iron ore.
[5]10:55 kc8: What item do I need ?
[5]10:55 Spartaness[-DRS-]: kc8 - 1 Iron Ore and Smithing 10. You can smelt at Endarx.
[5]10:56 kc8: Smithing 10 ! Eww.
[5]10:56 Spartaness[-DRS-]:

[89]18:12 (Guide)Dark Neroxus[Army!]: ok incog thank you for the info
[89]18:13 (Guide)incognito[TSoH]: indeed dear, just for you.
[89]18:13 (Guide)incognito[TSoH]: grr
[89]18:13 (Guide)Dark Neroxus[Army!]: I thought that was to me i laughed xD
[89]18:14 (Guide)incognito[TSoH]: that was awkward

[5]19:03 (Guide)TermaMatrix[Corps]: Dropping the puppet. It's my birthday today so I have friends coming over soon to help me celebrate
[5]19:03 (Guide)TermaMatrix[Corps]: Dang wrong chat
[2]19:03 SlitheringAlong[Snake]: Is that called a goob in help? :o
[5]19:04 (Mod)Moderator: Happy birthday Terma
[2]19:04 shorty23[GUARD]: happy birthday termamatrix
[89]19:04 (Guide)TermaMatrix[Corps]: Oops :o *points to help chat*
[2]19:04 SlitheringAlong[Snake]: Mod help isn't for birthday wishes! xD
[5]19:04 soulstealer[Snake]: that is impropper use of help chat take it to world plz
[89]19:04 (Guide)TermaMatrix[Corps]: lol Thank you mod

[5] 19:15 Voideater17[TFE]: Quickly grabs into kari
[5] 19:16 Voideater17[TFE]: Wc
[5] 19:16 (Mod)Moderator: Please pay attention to your chat channels whilst torturing other players
[5] 19:17 Voideater17[TFE]: Okay mod

[5]11:11 veredek[~L~]: how come my timer keeps counting down to 0 then starts all over again? Is it broken and don't know how to count?

[5]01:59 Lance[~HaJ~]: "You have 1517 Gold left to study" On the right corner above the stats it says I have 1977...
[5]01:59 kagiscon[]BoS[]: refresh, you may have just been thieved
[5]02:00 (Guide)incognito[TSoH]: Lance: 3]01:56 incognito[TSoH]: You have successfully thieved Lance. You stole 460 gold from Lance, without anyone seeing you do it. Thief Lance agai

[5]12:45 Disturbdd12[]BoS[]: How do I purchase premium points. I cant figure it out >.< im having a major blonde moments.

[5] 09:30 jaffaman72[Zmbie]: these no spaming chat tho
[5] 10:15 jaffaman72[Zmbie]: Congratulations! You've gained a fishing level (14)
[5] 10:15 jaffaman72[Zmbie]: wc
[5] 10:15 jaffaman72[Zmbie]: Congratulations! You've gained a fishing level (14)
[5] 10:15 jaffaman72[Zmbie]: wc
[5] 10:17 jaffaman72[Zmbie]: im a noob

[5] 09:30 jaffaman72[Zmbie]: these no spaming chat tho
[5] 10:15 jaffaman72[Zmbie]: Congratulations! You've gained a fishing level (14)
[5] 10:15 jaffaman72[Zmbie]: wc
[5] 10:16 jaffaman72[Zmbie]: Congratulations! You've gained a fishing level (14)
[5] 10:16 jaffaman72[Zmbie]: wc
[5] 10:17 jaffaman72[Zmbie]: im a noob

5]20:43 Boldy97: You have to cook shrimps.
[5]20:43 Boldy97: Don't they have women for that?

[5] 21:50 UltimaJenko[eB]: erm.. where's my stuff? its like not in my inv D:?
[5] 21:50 Builder[PsyKo]: did u die?
[5] 21:50 UltimaJenko[eB]: no :L i was fishing, then logged out, now its blank o_O
[5] 21:51 Liu Bei[Dread]: Oh...
[5] 21:51 Liu Bei[Dread]: You didn't drop it did you?
[5] 21:51 Deedar[-TL-]: f5 fixes all
[5] 21:51 Frowney001[~HaJ~]: refresh maybe?
[5] 21:51 ShadowMelik[PsyKo]: Try refreshing or relogging, if that doesn't work post a ticket.
[5] 21:51 brandonm[HR]: f5 might fix it
[5] 21:51 UltimaJenko[eB]: refresh worked, thanks :3
[5] 21:51 Builder[PsyKo]: good for u!
[5] 21:52 Batfink[Snake]: if refreshing dosnt work it would appear you have been mugged by a gand of sardines
[5] 21:52 UltimaJenko[eB]: damn fish :c
[5] 21:52 (Mod)Moderator: Warning: Game help chat is only for game related question, it is not for general conversation.
[5] 21:53 UltimaJenko[eB]: sorry mod
[5] 21:53 JameZ_with_a_Z[Shush]: u didnt even give em time to say "wc"...
[5] 21:53 Batfink[Snake]: wc

[5]03:43 Slut has logged in
[5]03:45 (Mod)Moderator: Player with inappropriate name - muted
[89]03:50 (Guide)incognito[TSoH]: roflmao

[5] 15:28 Subman[~X~]: what is reccomended to kill a conlo giant
[5] 15:28 Subman[~X~]: canlo
[5] 15:33 DudeThatsLad has logged in
[5] 15:35 Freakyzeaky[FFX]: A good weapon and some armor I'd say.

[5]08:23 Lance[TSoH]: Hey, I heard a rumor once that the four leaf clover has a small chance of doing something, is that true?
[5]08:23 Lance[TSoH]: Or is it just a collector's item?
[5]08:23 (Guide)Scarycereal[CLEAN]: Lance, its true, there is a rumor.

89]18:52 (Guide)Fatty[~FaM~]: Nipples
[89]18:52 (Guide)Fatty[~FaM~]: and thats a wrong chat
[3]18:53 Prometheus[TSoH]: Points to the green chat

[5]18:20 (Guide)Prometheus[TSoH]: not for me, but I have a huge....
[5]18:21 (Guide)Prometheus[TSoH]: timer
[5]18:21 (Guide)Prometheus[TSoH]: and wrong chat.
[2]18:21 Karisade[-DRS-]: You know what they say about men with huge timers...
[2]18:22 Prometheus[TSoH]: they are really slow?
[2]18:22 Evert[~FoS~]: small clocks?
[2]18:22 That_Guy[Drunk]: ..they cook large eggs?

[5]06:47 Kisekki: Do I need high attk to equip hatchets for wc or just high wc?

[5] 20:50 Xorn: Yea, that's what most latvians sound like
[5] 20:49 Karisade[TLO]: An actual person, though Latvian Knight does sound a little bit like Commander Data
[5] 20:49 Xorn: Ah, ok. Thank you =]
[5] 20:49 (Guide)Gumby[TSoH]: Xorn, there are not bots here, welcome to syrnia
[5] 20:48 Xorn: Was that a bot message or an actual person greeting me?
[5] 20:44 (Guide)Latvian_Knight[^GL^]: Welcome Xorn! Ask any questions about the game here


Guy was actually from Latvia, so he thought he was greeted by a Latvian_Knight bot because of that. He thought game checked his IP address and gave him a customized greeting message.

[5]00:15 poetic justice[Ant]: im trying to trade with a new person how do we do that?
[5]00:16 yaoming36[*TF*]: both of you need to head over to Eully
[5]00:16 poetic justice[Ant]: forget thaat

[W]10:01 Celestial: hi!! how did u become a guide?
[To: celestial]10:03 TermaMatrix[Corps]: I was asked by the then head Guide MadameMasque.
[W]10:03 Celestial: oh ok O_O how do u become a guide
[W]10:04 Celestial: wait oops, i just asked that lol
[To: celestial]10:05 TermaMatrix[Corps]: You need to have played for a while and if you are active in help chat, and you answer questions correctly you will be contacted by me if I
[To: celestial]10:06 TermaMatrix[Corps]: feel you would make a good Guide
[W]10:07 Celestial: oh ok sounds good, ask me a test question please
[To: celestial]10:08 TermaMatrix[Corps]: How do I get to Arch Caves 5?
[W]10:11 Celestial: ummm what is that
[W]10:11 Celestial: LOL XD
[To: celestial]10:11 TermaMatrix[Corps]: Lol XD
[5]10:11 Celestial: How do I get to Arch Caves 5?
[5]10:14 (Guide)TermaMatrix[Corps]: Celestial: You need to travel to Heerchey Island, make your way thru Arch Cave 2, 3, and 4 and enter into the Lost caves at Arch Cave 5. You will then
[5]10:14 (Guide)TermaMatrix[Corps]: need to complete the quest to enter Arch Cave 5
[5]10:14 Celestial: Damn that sounds complicated! Thanks
[W]10:15 Celestial: LOL XD
[5]10:15 (Guide)TermaMatrix[Corps]: *enter into the Lost caves at Arch Cave 4.5.
[To: celestial]10:15 TermaMatrix[Corps]: Yes it is complicated. That's why it helps to have played for a long time

[89]23:21 (Guide)MissMarley[~wc~]: *pays tab and slides off the stool*
[5]23:21 pallen0304 has logged in
[89]23:21 (Guide)Mr Tiddles[CFH]: yesh
[89]23:22 (Guide)Treve[~AE~]: Hey Mr T
[89]23:22 (Guide)Mr Tiddles[CFH]: passen0304, welcome to syrnia! feel free to ask any game related questions here
[89]23:22 (Guide)Prometheus[TSoH]: fail
[89]23:22 (Guide)MissMarley[~wc~]: *points n smirks*
[5]23:22 (Guide)Mr Tiddles[CFH]: The Honurus died. All warriors got 414 experience in attack, defence, strength and health. Mr Tiddles got 20 Saurus meat!
[89]23:22 (Guide)Mr Tiddles[CFH]: XD
[89]23:22 (Guide)Mr Tiddles[CFH]: ugh!
[89]23:22 (Mod)Moderator: *pallen!
[89]23:22 (Guide)MissMarley[~wc~]: lmaoo
[5]23:22 (Guide)Mr Tiddles[CFH]: passen0304, welcome to syrnia! feel free to ask any game related questions here
[89]23:22 (Guide)Treve[~AE~]: Epic fail? XD
[89]23:23 (Guide)Count Chocula[CLEAN]: still messed up his name
[5]23:23 (Guide)Mr Tiddles[CFH]: pallen - it's not my day XD
[89]23:23 (Mod)Moderator: Hat-trick!!

Bottom up, as it makes mores sense that way.

[89] 23:32 (Guide)Borneo[C.]: lol
[89] 23:32 (Guide)Treve[~AE~]: Stop it and bugger off out of AC4 XD
[89] 23:31 (Guide)Mr Tiddles[CFH]: You stole 2068 gold from Treve, without anyone seeing you do it.
[89] 23:31 (Guide)Treve[~AE~]: You should know that by now
[89] 23:31 (Guide)Mr Tiddles[CFH]: and i was just hoping it wasn't for making dino/dragon gear
[89] 23:31 (Guide)Treve[~AE~]: I keep you money in my sock draw Dave
[89] 23:31 (Guide)Mr Tiddles[CFH]: i was trying to thieve out
[89] 23:31 (Guide)Treve[~AE~]: Meh keep it, nice grab bud
[89] 23:31 (Guide)Borneo[C.]: that better not have beenMY money >.<
[89] 23:30 (Guide)Mr Tiddles[CFH]: we can run to trade post and hopefully you can get back in time!
[89] 23:30 (Guide)Treve[~AE~]: >.< ill be right back, im going to find a pillow to scream in
[89] 23:30 (Guide)Prometheus[TSoH]: I mean..him!
[89] 23:30 (Guide)Prometheus[TSoH]: nice, where are you?
[89] 23:30 (Guide)MissMarley[~wc~]: bet that was someone's winnings from his lottery!
[89] 23:30 (Guide)Mr Tiddles[CFH]: You stole 13135 gold from Treve, without anyone seeing you do it.
[89] 23:29 (Guide)Mr Tiddles[CFH]: XD
[89] 23:29 (Guide)MissMarley[~wc~]: more fudge and cookies!!!!
[89] 23:29 (Guide)Treve[~AE~]: Oh dont be saying that
[89] 23:29 (Guide)TermaMatrix[Corps]: I posted it in our Guide funny chat quotes... what happens in Guides stays in Guides
[89] 23:29 (Mod)Moderator: I was about to say the same thing too, only with a lot more Fs and Cs in it
[89] 23:29 (Guide)Mr Tiddles[CFH]: treve you might be mad at me here in a bit...

edit: [89]23:34 (Guide)Treve[~AE~]: Mr Tiddles tried to thieve you at Arch. cave 4.5, but was caught on the crime scene and has been tarred and feathered

Edited on 14-03-2017 23:35

[5]22:20 Roku[-TMP-]: To send a message to the whole clan what do you type in?
[5]22:20 (Guide)DAZE[TSoH]: Roku, To send mass messages to a few people, type in their names seperated by a comma. To send mass messages to the entire clan, type [CLAN]
[5]22:21 Deedar[TAG]: clan news you can't message multiple players
[5]22:21 Deedar[TAG]: ok I stand corrected
[5]22:21 Subvene[-TMP-]: we can mass message clans now?
[5]22:22 (Guide)DAZE[TSoH]: BUT you need to have the donation option unlocked
[89]22:22 (Guide)ShatterStar[Pond]: Save it to your journal, deedar was wrong everyone o
[89]22:22 (Guide)ShatterStar[Pond]: :o*
[5]22:22 (Guide)DAZE[TSoH]: Subvene, yes
[5]22:23 Subvene[-TMP-]: Awesome, sounds like a donation option I'm willing to pay for.
[89]22:23 (Guide)TermaMatrix[Corps]: I think Clan leader needs to give you the perms to do it too.
[89]22:23 (Guide)DAZE[TSoH]: lol, he beats me to answers everytime but just like measure twice and cut once i make sure the answers are clear an concise
[89]22:23 (Mod)Moderator: bugger off
[89]22:24 (Guide)TermaMatrix[Corps]: HaHa
[89]22:24 (Guide)DAZE[TSoH]: lol
[89]22:24 (Guide)ShatterStar[Pond]: Haha.
[89]22:24 (Guide)Prometheus[TSoH]: deedar is just wrong :nods:

[89]05:16 (Guide)MissMarley: He is typically portrayed as a personified egg, though he is not explicitly described so. .. Google is my friend
[89]05:17 (Guide)MissMarley: dangit lol
[2]05:17 MissMarley: He is typically portrayed as a personified egg, though he is not explicitly described so. .. Google is my friend
[2]05:17 Borneo[C.]: yeah...of PI to BB or ED wasnt it Gumby?
[2]05:17 Onslaught[(WAR)]: sorry only bread and wine
[2]05:17 MissMarley: yeah I ended up on BB lol
[2]05:17 Onslaught[(WAR)]: done
[5]05:17 (Guide)Borneo[C.]: *points and giggles*
[2]05:17 Gumby[TSoH]: yea but the ones that ended up on kanzo, some did not have the magic level to orb and they had no idea how they ended up there
[89]05:18 (Guide)Borneo[C.]: oh jesus
[89]05:18 (Guide)MissMarley: *points and giggles more!*
[89]05:18 (Guide)MissMarley: rofl
[5]05:18 Cast[Choob]: Help chat is for game related questions only, Borneo ;)
[89]05:18 (Guide)DAZE[TSoH]: sooo I need to get my beauty sleep so *pays tab* and does a backflip off the stool to an air matress!!
[89]05:18 (Guide)Gumby[TSoH]: roflmao ok, that made me laugh
[89]05:18 (Guide)MissMarley: yeah you noob lol
[89]05:18 (Guide)Calliope[Pond]: *dies laughing* Borneo gave himself a promotion to Guide!!!

[89]23:44 (Guide)Treve[~AE~]: Have we had a chick reward yet?
[89]23:45 (Mod)Moderator: like a handbag ?
[89]23:45 (Guide)Treve[~AE~]: lmao
[89]23:45 (Guide)Treve[~AE~]: Easter chick - named Peep?)
[89]23:46 (Mod)Moderator: thought you meant shoes bags or feelings XD
[5]23:47 Dash[C.]: Yes, it moves randomly so when it'll be there is unknown
[89]23:47 (Guide)Treve[~AE~]: lmao

Bottom up!

[89] 05:00 (Guide)Calliope[Pond]: *facepalm* lol hard to play on this damn phone
[89] 04:58 (Guide)Mr Tiddles[CFH]: welcome to being a guide
[89] 04:58 (Guide)Prometheus[TSoH]: wc Calli
[89] 04:58 (Guide)Count Chocula[CLEAN]: the irony!
[89] 04:58 (Guide)Calliope[Pond]: Seacore, wc means "wrong chat" she meant to say it in another chat channel
[89] 04:57 (Guide)Calliope[Pond]: Jumps up on the barstool for a bit

[5]22:15 DatWinninGamer: Alright[4]22:16 Faisery[-TMP-]: WTB 15k wood mains
[5]22:30 (Guide)MissMarley[World]: Welcome Dat .. .kiss all your free time buh bye!
[5]22:30 (Guide)MissMarley[World]: and .. wc

[5] 18:48 Fuzzy has logged in
[5] 18:50 Dvoid has logged in
[5] 18:50 Dvoid: noob
[5] 18:50 Fuzzy: noob
[5] 18:51 (Guide)Robin Hood[-^-]: Fuzzy/Dvoid, welcome to Syrnia. Complete tutorial and more chat channels are avail. This is help 5 for game related questions.
[5] 18:52 (Guide)Robin Hood[-^-]: By qualifications, both of you are noobs. And welcome!
[5] 18:52 Fuzzy: thanks for the advice
[5] 18:52 Dvoid: i begrudgingly accept the fact that i am a noob
[5] 18:53 Fuzzy: i understand the requirements and i hope i meet the expectations and my content is delectable