I wanted to bring this back, I miss being able to watch the hilarious stuff people chat about. So, post away.

BTW, don't post things you said just because you think it was funny, because often enough others don't think the same.

The following is a guide on the "Don't post yourself, only others" rule, make sure to read it over if you have doubts about something you want to post.

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Posting quotes that include you is ok, it's just posting quotes that are mostly or completely about you that generally tend to not be funny.

When I posted the two I did, I did so because other people were just as important in them or more important than myself, which makes it ok, because that shows that I wasn't just posting for my ego.

There's a lot of other complicated methods that I use to determine when a quote is OK or not, many of which are beyond your comprehension, so I won't write them here. In general, remember this:

Is the quote mostly about you?
Are you the only person in the quote?
Is it you talking to yourself?
Are you known to have a large ego?

Then NO, you should not post the quote you were about to.

Is the quote mostly other people?
Is the quote completely other people?
Do you have nothing to do with it?
Are you very modest?

Then YES, you probably should post the quote you were about to.

Example of what NOT to post: [2]21:43 Kakashi1[1-Sec]: This is a funny chat line.

Example of what TO post: [2]21:43 EsKaLiDiNg[~OoS~]: Fun (Let's just assume for a minute that this is funny.)

Now, are we all clear? I hope so. Good posting, folkie folks. :3

Edited on 21-11-2010 23:14

1]21:00 Ookami[Cute]: o.0 what are you 2 talkinga bout .. and punkie it wasnt porna last night

[1]21:37 Impish[~S~]: FSM? Fetish Sado-masochism? I never expected that of you Elzar.

[1]08:05 (Mod)Moderator: *Turns on Alarm* Lag Monster will visit us in 5 Minutes

[1]08:06 MCMike[Fangz]: killer lag monster coming in 4 minutes

Edited on 01-08-2008 08:07

[1] 14:54 nellie911[===]: The Chat died. You got 10 strength experience.

Lol, love it

[1] 20:04 canasian137[AFK]: *is dead*

[1] 20:05 Kakashi1[^GL^]: *Uses the defribulator on Can0*

[1] 20:05 canasian137[AFK]: stop shocking me kaka! what do i look like? a dead person?

Ok I finnaly found my screenshot of this classic moment about 6 months ago heres the text:
[1] 09:39 chimpanz6[*O$G*]uying iron plate mine just smashed
[1] 9:39 Preff[(C)]orry chimp i only sell in bulk but if you need 100 i can help
[1] 09:40 chimpanz6[*O$G*]:ok a bulk of 2?
[1] 09:41 Preff[(C)]:lmao add 0's
[1] 09:41 chimpanz6[*O$G*]:ok 00000002?
[1] 09:40[Lair]:lol he got you Preff
[1] 09:41 Preff[(C)]msl chimp you know what that deserves a plate im on my way from Unera
[1] 09:41 chimpanz6[*O$G*]:i good arnt i
[1] 09:41 Preff[(C)]e right there
[1] 09:41 chimpanz6[*O$G*]:kk


And I got a free Iron Plate +2 Durability


I know you said no things you said yourself but this was just an awsome moment from my nooby days(There still happening I know but Noobier.

[2]22:07 Rictor[Core]: your barely TL 200, you shouldnt be telling anyone prices XD

[2]22:09 nba263[SMA]: ;) just cuz im tl 200 dona mean i cant tell ppl prices i probly kno almost as much about the game as u do (apart from cmb)

[2]22:14 nba263[SMA]: lmao u wana bet 5k 10k? i kno more than u about the game(going to watch some tv) so afk if u do msg me

[2] 01:48 Caanaa: how do I do a price check then?
[2] 01:48 Rictor[Core]: or you could ask Nba, he apparently knows more about the game than me lol

[1] 01:56 nirvanaishdude[Yarr]: In his endless generiosity, GM promised me a Club. Don't we just adore him. XD

Kakashi, please point out what part of that sentence was funny.

[4] 07:17 (Mod)Moderator: Leelhails will never find his way out of the cave system
[4] 07:17 Yokel[Wild]: Sounds dangerous.
[4] 07:17 PhoenixJewels[*TF*]: No doubt a poorly thought out and executed plan
[4] 07:16 WMD[WoTo]: with a plan
[4] 07:16 WMD[WoTo]: ahh a mod
[4] 07:16 PhoenixJewels[*TF*]: o.o
[4] 07:16 (Mod)Moderator: argh, my plan has worked
[4] 07:16 Yokel[Wild]: *Quests for the M2H Grail*
[4] 07:15 PhoenixJewels[*TF*]: Find M2H and you shall find everything else.
[4] 07:15 Yokel[Wild]: Keelhail*
[4] 07:14 PhoenixJewels[*TF*]: Keelhail hasnt been around for months


[4] 07:24 Yokel[Wild]: Can you grant 3 wishes?
[4] 07:25 (Mod)Moderator: Yes, First wish - mute, second - jail, third - freeze.


funny stuff

Edited on 08-08-2008 07:28

[1] 08:05 (Mod)Moderator: *Turns on Radio* Lag In 5 Minutes
[1] 08:05 (Mod)Moderator: I meant Alarm :o

[5] 01:18 HNx[HNx]: how big is the hole in arch caves where you dig?
[5] 01:19 (Guide)trosey[~SaS~]: Hnx - I dont think the size of the hole matters

Nice one Trosey!


IMN

this is right after i told Rictor i was gonna chase him thru the OL and he made a scaredy face:

[2]23:31 Domina: ..and Rictor, be afraid~be very afraid ;P
[2]23:32 Borneo[CIC]: Domina - please do not intimidate the high-lvl fighters...they crowd the other fight training cities when you do...lol

This was when Koth and Blaze were fighting in world chat.. calling each other Noobs and stuff..


[1] 17:17 leaponover[MUTED]: how about both of you bang your heads on your computer screen really hard, antd the first one to pass out is a noob

[5]19:20 (Mod)Moderator: iam GOD, Dont spam


Sorry

[2]00:40 u di3d fast[DoH]: hey guys how much is a time travel + 2 valera sword

This made me laugh for some reason

haha has logged in

now that was funny^^

[2] 08:54 Borneo[CIC]: thx for playing lynx
[2] 08:53 Tazz-99[Cyber]: Different Acc? =O
[2] 08:53 lilryan19: why dont i message a mod
[2] 08:53 goatsandwich[~DoS~]: multi?
[2] 08:53 EkNa[ENVEE]: [2]08:53 lynx5555: ill buy on a diffrent acc in 20 mins ok? (umm...what does this mean )
[2] 08:53 lynx5555: ill buy on a diffrent acc in 20 mins ok?


lol this was funny.

[5]19:14 kamote[^GL^]: can i train a hamster to check on my botcheck?
[5]19:15 yehuda[S.A.S]: scientists believe you can
[5]19:15 (Guide)aquadark[Zen]: No, kamote, thats against the rules. 1 person per account.
[5]19:15 Novus Mortuus: Hamsters aren't people.

[1]22:02 vincius[Elder]: How dare you even attempt to dress the great Tea King!?

lol sel u forgot the iam GOD muted!

Ramizil[-Rei-]: Nate.. don't get your nickkies in a twist... I didn't say it was an innocent service... I said she had a right to offer it.
[2]06:52 Ramizil[-Rei-]: as she does
[2]06:52 Ramizil[-Rei-]: darnit.. wrong chat


nuff said, lol

[2]22:33 tennisboy9[~FaM~]: im very hot
[2]22:34 tennisboy9[~FaM~]: shannon would want my body if she saw me
[2]22:34 tennisboy9[~FaM~]: wrong chat
[2]22:34 nba263[SMA]: lmao this is a game not a dream

Chazo[-Rei-]: Fritsz, you got any Saurus Scales for sale?
fritsz[-TL-]: im not talking to noobs, I must fullow the rules of testament
nba263[SMA]: u just broke IT...lol
fritsz[-TL-]: Rule number 1 of Testament: Do not speak to noobs!
nba263[SMA]: What do u think Chaso stick that in sig (fritsz the barin[] )
Chazo[-Rei-]: lol

hows that for brains?

[2]05:06 tomg: 40 to eully i accidently droped my trawler instead of sailing in it
[2]05:06 lestro[Pond]: lol, somehow I doubt that
[2]05:07 tomg: its just a item but in eully

For some reason I thought that was funny.

[5]06:33 cjramone: can i buy wizard robes here

LOL. Good times.

[5] 07:23 ivan10222: i kissed a girl and i liked iiiit

07:24 (Guide)Calliope[TGA]: ivan10222: that's nice, but general conversation is not for Help Chat.

I kissed a girl and I liked it is from a song!

yes i noe that but i like how Calliope, sayed that is nice

[2]16:14 whatup[~TSP~]: buying all wood and bronze bars 2 each selling 1 avril and small fishing boat
[2]16:14 mom[*I*C*]: whatup i have 4500 wood you want
[2]16:15 whatup[~TSP~]: not all i'll buy 1.5k eully for 3k


Contradicting yourself is a sign of madness.

[5]19:59 joshlucifer[COD4]: that mod has muted me 4 timesv today
[5]19:59 joshlucifer[COD4]: he must h8 me lol


Oh how the Eagle has landed! lol

[1]21:48 (Mod)Moderator: Koth, Make that a promise. Stoip the spamming regarding your singing.

[5]23:19 (Mod)Moderator: Mod muted, jailed, forum banned.

Well if someone insulted esnow that's quite funny...

It's only an insult if esnow didn't lie.

I think it was probably the truth.

Edited on 17-08-2008 00:50

I tell you what would be a funny chat quote, one that doesn't involve one person posting about 1-2 screens worth of text worth of utter rambling and none of it amusing but most of it to do solely with their own name.

[1]17:05 ItsBobtista[*TMP*]: Moon stones? Those are for making Jigglypuffs into Wigglytuffs

[0]17:03 Chat Error: Sending messages to M2H has been disabled.

[1] 18:18 kozmik[Fangz]: kookie where is my comb?



another 1


[1] 18:17 Gunsmoke: chat is too noobish to comment most of time

Finally for this post


[2] 18:15 Archangelalways[Fangz]: u di3d fast, where

[5]20:01 CheezeFry[*MoB*]: Can you enchant your horse for -TT?


xD

[1] 00:45 Dragonfuries[MUTED]: (mod)moderator is not avalible right now please leave a message after the beep..~beep~]




[1] 00:43 Dragonfuries[MUTED]: WORK = spammer extrodinaire




Lol!!!

Edited on 18-08-2008 01:03

[1]03:38 HNx[~ADV~]: I like being formal ryan- it makes me cry less when i shoot you

[5]09:53 Gauldour[gaul]: Eragon, I thank thee for thy wisdom
[5]09:53 Eragon33[-DRS-]: np
[5]09:53 TeggyBoy[R=H]: Hey... "np" isn't very wisdomatic

[5]21:43 reds friend: hi guys is little red riding hood in her
[5]21:44 Redhood[Fangz]: ooh yes i am!
[5]21:44 reds friend: redhood do i know you
[5]21:45 Redhood[Fangz]: this is help chat however - so u need to get through the tutorial
[5]21:45 reds friend: redhood do u go to the hotel on friday nights
[5]21:45 Redhood[Fangz]: oh yes!
[5]21:46 reds friend: how do i know its you lol
[5]21:46 Redhood[Fangz]: dont u recognise the red shoes !
[5]21:46 reds friend: ?
[5]21:47 Redhood[Fangz]: get through the tutorial - i'll get told off talking in help
[5]21:47 reds friend: ok
[5]21:47 reds friend: lol

ROFL.

K.K

Ummm...you did.

You eddited it, next time just admit you were wrong

acctually the first time i didn't either...I just added the stuff that came later ( and edited the other chat out...),
Madd
"And I will execute great vengeance upon them with furious rebukes; and they shall know that I am the Lord when I shall lay my vengeance upon them.": Ezekiel 25:17

[1]03:01 Im So Bored[~T~C~]: It appears that my clan leader and all our members have left =(

777[duck]: selling a small fishing boat5k or 2k in wood i at kinam but can get to eully quickly

[4] 10:28 _Azza_[Cute]: *pokes self* Plant faster slave > *weeps* Sorry master *pokes slave* Don't make me run you over with a combine harvester

[1]22:46 leaponover[MUTED]: You got 1 Bread! anybody know if any creatures drop peanut butter?

it made me laugh

top to bottom

[1] 16:26 duckdogers: where do i sell things?
[1] 16:27 kakashi1[^GL^] E-Bay
[1] 16:27 duckdogers: what lvl do i have to be to mine iron
[1] 16:27 BLOODYSKY[Drunk]: *Is Tempted to Eat Kakashi XD*
[1] 16:27 Kakashi1[^GL^]: You love me too much to eat me.
[1] 16:27 Kakashi1[^GL^]: duckdogers - You can't mine on this game.
[1] 16:28 BLOODYSKY[Drunk]: *Opens Mouth, Starts Drooling and walking towards Kakshi1* >
[1] 16:28 Kakashi1[^GL^]: In fact, you can't thieve, woodcut, fish, fight, construct, trade, sell, usemagic, cook, move, or farm on here.
[1] 16:28 ruboxjr[Wild]: *follows suit with BS - drooling on approach of Kashi*
[1] 16:29 carlososo777[Drunk]: i didnt know ppl drool in WC O.o
[1] 16:29 BLOODYSKY[Drunk]: ruboxy he cant out run or ride us XD Where fast
[1] 16:30 ruboxjr[Wild]: Kakashi will be dinner before the day is out!!
[1] 16:30 BLOODYSKY[Drunk]: carlo o.o' people drool all the time
[1] 16:30 carlososo777[Drunk]: dinner comes in the morning?
[1] 16:30 BLOODYSKY[Drunk]: *Winks at ruboxy*
[1] 16:30 Kakashi1[^GL^]: Rubo, your mother loves me more than you. [
1] 16:30 Kakashi1[^GL^]: Now don't eat me. :O *Runs*
[1] 16:31 Kakashi1[^GL^]: o.o
[1] 16:31 ruboxjr[Wild]: Good, maybe then she will bother you more than she bothers me XD
[1] 16:31 Kakashi1[^GL^]: o.o'
[1] 16:31 BLOODYSKY[Drunk]: lol
[1] 16:31 ruboxjr[Wild]: nothing like the nag of a Jewish mother to bring you down
[1] 16:31 Kakashi1[^GL^]: You just can't annoy this man.
[1] 16:31 ruboxjr[Wild]: It's all been said before Kashi, why would I get upset over it? lol
[1] 16:31 BLOODYSKY[Drunk]: *Hops on his White horse slowly following Kakashi The Hunts funner then just catching/killing XD*
[1] 16:32 ruboxjr[Wild]: *puts on a -tt set and gets on his as...I mean mule to follow Kashi while drooling*
[1] 16:32 Kakashi1[^GL^]: *Hides behind Eleana*
[1] 16:32 m3ge n r3nge: where can i train on this game
[1] 16:32 Kakashi1[^GL^]: You fool, I just said to another you can't do anything on this game.
[1] 16:33 Kakashi1[^GL^]: *Hides in Clanchat* o.o

Read from the bottom up !

[4] 04:49 bribaetz[-SA-]: lol
[4] 04:49 trosey[~SaS~]: lol
[4] 04:49 Yokel[Wild]: lol
[4] 04:49 bribaetz[-SA-]: What the hell, I think its funny.
[4] 04:49 Yokel[Wild]: Now I'm a littl jealous that I didn't take it perverted.. I didn't get a hug >
[4] 04:48 bribaetz[-SA-]: Meh, and I have to but not to people I don't even quite know
[4] 04:48 trosey[~SaS~]: I am sorry I should not have found it amusing but you made me laugh, so kudos to you.
[4] 04:48 trosey[~SaS~]: lol *hugs* do not feel that way
[4] 04:48 bribaetz[-SA-]: and a little insecure.
[4] 04:48 bribaetz[-SA-]: No, now I feel as though I take everything there , to interperate everything like that makes me feel inbarrased
[4] 04:47 trosey[~SaS~]: because I misread it lol
[4] 04:47 trosey[~SaS~]: I've said far worse
[4] 04:47 trosey[~SaS~]: oh honey it is nothing to be embarassed about
[4] 04:47 bribaetz[-SA-]: I am not giggling just, a tad embarrased, tehe.
[4] 04:46 trosey[~SaS~]: I'm still giggling
[4] 04:46 bribaetz[-SA-]: haha.
[4] 04:46 trosey[~SaS~]: that is why I was laughing
[4] 04:46 trosey[~SaS~]: great minds after all
[4] 04:46 trosey[~SaS~]: I knew it from the minute you said it
[4] 04:46 bribaetz[-SA-]: *hugs*
[4] 04:46 bribaetz[-SA-]: So, you can see why someone who walked in at the last minute could have read that wrong.
[4] 04:46 Yokel[Wild]: one for the album
[4] 04:45 trosey[~SaS~]: thank you brib *hugs*
[4] 04:45 Yokel[Wild]: *saves history*
[4] 04:45 trosey[~SaS~]: lol that cracked me up
[4] 04:45 bribaetz[-SA-]: Well, I think I made tros less mad atleast. ha
[4] 04:45 trosey[~SaS~]: LOL
[4] 04:45 Yokel[Wild]: But yeah, i see your point now brib
[4] 04:44 bribaetz[-SA-]: *blushes* now I feel like a perv *runs and hides.
[4] 04:44 Yokel[Wild]: I meant tro was ready to tear someone apart
[4] 04:44 trosey[~SaS~]: lol
[4] 04:44 Gods_Messenger[~SaS~]: *hugs his cookie* ty babe
[4] 04:44 Yokel[Wild]: rofl!
[4] 04:44 trosey[~SaS~]: He meant as he can recognize when a woman is going to get mad
[4] 04:44 bribaetz[-SA-]: *hugs gm* now back to topic
[4] 04:43 trosey[~SaS~]: Anytime valentine *hugs*
[4] 04:43 trosey[~SaS~]: that is what makes it so funny
[4] 04:43 bribaetz[-SA-]: I still am not entirely sure, of what they were talking about.
[4] 04:43 Gods_Messenger[~SaS~]: may i have a hug?
[4] 04:43 trosey[~SaS~]: lol
[4] 04:43 bribaetz[-SA-]: I am being careful with my wording, but I was not sure what they were talking about.
[4] 04:43 trosey[~SaS~]: If I were in a hugging mood, I'd hug you right now.
[4] 04:42 trosey[~SaS~]: LOL
[4] 04:42 bribaetz[-SA-]: The content of their chat could have been interpreted as a very perverse conversation.
[4] 04:42 trosey[~SaS~]: lol sorry, just laughing
[4] 04:42 Yokel[Wild]: hehe!
[4] 04:42 trosey[~SaS~]: your comment because you caught the end of the convo
[4] 04:42 bribaetz[-SA-]: huh?
[4] 04:41 trosey[~SaS~]: lol thank you brib for the laugh
[4] 04:41 Connorian[Fate]: I'm going AFK
[4] 04:41 trosey[~SaS~]: sorry, that cracked me up
[4] 04:41 trosey[~SaS~]: LOL
[4] 04:41 Connorian[Fate]: ... Not me.
[4] 04:41 bribaetz[-SA-]: trosey is kool.
[4] 04:41 Yokel[Wild]: wasn't trying to be
[4] 04:41 Yokel[Wild]: We like you trosey
[4] 04:40 bribaetz[-SA-]: sorry, I thought you two were being little perverts
[4] 04:40 bribaetz[-SA-]: sorry cuaght the end of the conversation
[4] 04:40 yaoming36[*TF*]: Yes...
[4] 04:39 Connorian[Fate]: Idk
[4] 04:39 Yokel[Wild]: ??
[4] 04:39 bribaetz[-SA-]: Are you guys sure this is an all ages conversation?
[4] 04:38 Connorian[Fate]: *dives into clan chat*
[4] 04:38 Connorian[Fate]: Oooohhh...
[4] 04:37 Yokel[Wild]: *Ducks for cover in clan*
[4] 04:37 Yokel[Wild]: lol, I meant the signs of a woman ready to explode. XD
[4] 04:36 Connorian[Fate]: Ehh, I play other things (like Kingdom of Loathing) and they use that sign. Q( '.')==O
[4] 04:35 Yokel[Wild]: learn the signs.
[4] 04:34 Connorian[Fate]: Ya Yokel?
[4] 04:34 Connorian[Fate]: ... Sory?
[4] 04:34 Yokel[Wild]: Erm.. Conn?
[4] 04:34 trosey[~SaS~]: I should tar and feather you then feed you to the sharks
[4] 04:34 Connorian[Fate]: XD
[4] 04:34 trosey[~SaS~]: You EBIL person

That was funny?

I found this a bit funny today, if not just plain kinky..lol. Methinks that God's Messenger would get a bit mad at Nirvanaishdude for fondling his crush's feet. Read from bottom up.


[1] 18:25 trosey[~SaS~]: Maybe
[1] 18:25 nirvanaishdude[**RR*]: Lovable odd?
[1] 18:24 waterdragon has logged in
[1] 18:24 trosey[~SaS~]: o.o that is just odd Nirvy lol
[1] 18:24 nirvanaishdude[**RR*]: *hugs Trosey's feet*
[1] 18:24 PhoenixJewels has logged in
[1] 18:24 St0rmz_[*TF*]: RE LL
[1] 18:24 trosey[~SaS~]: It is finally starting to cool down out here
[1] 18:24 mnk-slayer[MAAN]: *hands trosey socks*
[1] 18:23 trosey[~SaS~]: I need socks, my feet are cold

[1] 20:07 ramkumar9607[SMA]: And i saw a funny thing
[1] 20:08 ramkumar9607[SMA]: A few hours ago , i saw a player with the name "theendlessfart" or something lol
[1] 20:08 Dragonfuries[JADED]: rofl ram
[1] 20:08 Redhood[Fangz]: yes i saw that!
[1] 20:08 Bhangra[T-S-C]: You did, ram, I was trying to work out how to make a fart endless XD
[1] 20:09 PhoenixJewels[*TF*]: Eat lots of beans?
[1] 20:09 PhoenixJewels[*TF*]: My daughter's favorite books are the Walter the Farting Dog books XD
[1] 20:09 Selena33[-DRS-]: Favourite film? "Gone with the Wind"?
[1] 20:09 Bhangra[T-S-C]: There's books about a farting dog? oh my various gods XD
[1] 20:10 Bhangra[T-S-C]: Tell ne about Walter the Dog, PJ *pays attention*

I found this really funny

price check:

[4] 08:34 Kyouji[~SaS~]: diaspores more like 2-2,5k if they are coming out of
your ears like everyone elses
[4] 08:36 Tryffid: Ok.. not worth the effort of selling then..??
[4] 08:36 lestro[Pond]: well any of you with diaspores coming out your ears message me, I'm buying

lestro!

spidey101[*SP*]: Ive seen some spammers get hit with a ban hammer.

[2] 23:27 Ragamufin[^GL^]: I would I am an agitator, and a communist, and very right wing

I thought that was hillarious.

02:12 Thaxquickil[JOKER]: okay be right back as the JOKERMod to mute you and then give you balloon animals

[2] 13:56 brogs[AFK]: I am Talikng* <--correct grammer

[2] 22:34 Marcscott619[Jedi]: Too bad there are no fiberglass trees
[2] 22:33 lilangel[~Wos~]: qwisper!
[2] 22:33 Qwisper[-TaG-]: you know if we made our boats outa fiberglass, we could save some of our forrests
[2] 22:33 Marcscott619[Jedi]: As long as it's not an outhouse
[2] 22:32 Kalaveris_Dredd: or a boathouse?
[2] 22:32 Marcscott619[Jedi]: Maybe it wants to be a houseboat
[2] 22:30 Kalaveris_Dredd: your boat clearly has a personality disorder
[2] 22:28 Marcscott619[Jedi]: It's funny to see a picture of a house being built when you are building a boat



read bottom up

[1] 22:44 Technician: ok, here in america, we spel the right wey

Rofl Glorantha.

[5]10:48 (Guide)Aglarele[~SaS~]: Guys, boats, tinderboxes and spades don't break.


Where do i get unbreakable guy?

Ask spindoc, I always break everything *grin*
And yet those are the only things I really never broke
I never broke you did I?

[4]14:50 barun511[~DIE~]: How much would a four leaf clover be?
[4]14:50 Grayson Foo[WoTo]: 1 leaf more than a 3?

Found that funny

[0] Chat error: Whisper not delivered; You can not whisper yourself

bottom to top

[2] 19:09 Dragonfuries[T-S-C]: roflmao rubo
[2] 19:09 BMaxwell[TRIBE]: Well it's true... *Shows Furies his Cell phone* See?
[2] 19:09 ruboxjr[Wild]: Cell phones calculate that high now, BMax O.O wow...I need to get with it!
[2] 19:08 Dragonfuries[T-S-C]: rofl Bmax
[2] 19:08 BMaxwell[TRIBE]: Not surprising since I even have MY B-day programmed into my cell phone so I remember how old I am.


lol

[6] 17:14 Montine[-SA-]: prancing around in his skivvies with a flashlight, singing "This little light of mine..."
[6] 17:14 Montine[-SA-]: O.O....w/c
[6] 17:14 QueenOfGirls[KoRT]: :-O i thought u were a girl montine
[6] 17:15 Montine[-SA-]: I didn't say 'my' skivvies

nuff said XD

[4] 17:48 orienteerstu[WoTo]: crap my life is over i died lost it all

"[2] 10:53 Gruntle[FZ-X]: That's because i am here. *cough*
[2] 10:54 Kirokithikis[Lair]: *douses Gruntle with cod liver oil* don't want that cough getting worse
[2] 10:56 Kirokithikis[Lair]: *pours a bottle of buckley's down Gruntle's throat for good measure*
[2] 10:56 ramkumar9607[SMA]: lol Kiro !
[2] 10:56 Kirokithikis[Lair]: just looking out for your health
[2] 10:57 Gruntle[FZ-X]: Well Stop it. > I am as healthy as the next bloke. >:-(
[To: lol ] 10:57 ramkumar9607[SMA]: Kiro again"


I tried to write "lol@ Kiro again" and it showed ...
"[To: lol ] 10:57 ramkumar9607[SMA]: Kiro again"



Edited on 14-09-2008 11:05

The player 'lol' is going to get a lot of whispers..

[3]04:18 witch37hazel[===]: im allergic to idiots

[2] 07:43 rvgoalie: looking for clan...does anyone have 1?

[1]01:21 Dragonfuries[T-S-C]: ~calls to the lake~ here fishie fishie fishie...just let me catch you XD
[1]01:22 Dragonfuries[T-S-C]: ~pokes aynael~ your scaring the fish away >
[1]01:23 Dragonfuries[T-S-C]: ~catches shrimp~ thanks
[1]01:23 Aynael[~SaS~]: why i scare fishies?
[1]01:23 Dragonfuries[T-S-C]: cause you just do
[1]01:23 Calliope[TGA]: SaS scares everyone, even fish. ;)
[1]01:23 Aynael[~SaS~]: roflmao
[1]01:24 Dragonfuries[T-S-C]: here i'll sing the fish in

[2] 01:50 nellie911[===]: but chris brown...whoo! he is a cutie!

[2] 01:51 hoodswordmaster[DoH]: cris brown isnt interested in ur kind nellie

[2] 01:51 nellie911[===]: and what is my kind hoody? o.O

[2] 01:51 hoodswordmaster[DoH]: girls

[4]15:34 Grayson Foo[WoTo]: pc diamond pls

[4]15:35 Sonyc[-Rei-]: Grayson, you buying or selling?

[4]15:36 ultimate chaos2: want to buy 7 wood for 14 gp?

[4]15:36 Sonyc[-Rei-]: Well, if you are selling, I will pay 2.5kgp for one. ;)

[4]15:36 ultimate chaos2: yes ok

[4]15:37 ultimate chaos2: you a curently trading?

[4]15:38 Sonyc[-Rei-]: Sorry, ultimate. Was talking to Grayson, not you.

[4]15:38 ultimate chaos2: oh ok

[5] 18:08 soule: is that below the 2 swords
[5] 18:08 BlacksMisstress[CotED]: your other left

[2] 21:59 dworke07[~*V*~]: that was random
[2] 21:59 preacher[T-S-C]: hides from bhangra
[2] 21:59 Emperorconor[Wolf]: me five six and nine hundred and forty seven!
[2] 21:59 dworke07[~*V*~]: *shrugs*
[2] 21:59 Emperorconor[Wolf]: i dont know
[2] 21:58 dworke07[~*V*~]: me fou... why are we doing that?
[2] 21:58 Merlin[ExRo]: me four
[2] 21:58 Bhangra[T-S-C]: *chases preacher into clan*
[2] 21:58 Emperorconor[Wolf]: me three
[2] 21:58 dworke07[~*V*~]: me too.
[2] 21:58 preacher[T-S-C]: feeds bhangra beans with trosey to ,and leaves chat for his safty
[2] 21:57 Emperorconor[Wolf]: wow mummy! i wanna be a banana when i grow up!
[2] 21:57 plsd2mechu[TGA]: Back to the plantation folks

[4]23:54 dworke07[~*V*~]: Is spam a real food in Syrnia or are you just messing around?

[4] 18:00 Captain Keelhail[Pirate]: Arghh, who are these pirates who give out locations?

[4] 18:01 Captain Keelhail[Pirate]: arghhh..me goes back to sleep..

Nice missed chat

Some of these arn't wothy of being called quotes nevermind funny. Here is a couple that tickled me.

]17:55 Impish[Core]: @qwisperFrom some angles it looks flat, from others it looks ghetto bootilicious. Lol


1]22:53 Haldain: "Your Beginners horse has died on the travel between Tutorial 9 and Sanfew"


.1]23:42 impi[MAAN]: question is, dare I use Snookums at JE, or would that be a waste?


[4] 16:48 Scioncer: Calgor some people collect burnts I don't know why but I have seen people do it

That was Scioncer there explaining to Calgor that some people collected burnts.


1]15:59 (Mod)Moderator: To access this complaints department, we suggest that you get an Improbability drive.

[2]00:05 pedro[Fangz]: dungman seen as u are picking on peoples moms..mines 73 with no teeth ..'interested'

Please read from top to bottom.

[6] 03:38 Gods_Messenger[~SaS~]: You got 1 Pirate falchion !
[6] 03:38 yaoming36[*TF*]: Hehe nice, how many is that now? 6?
[6] 03:39 Gods_Messenger[~SaS~]: these things are beginning to make me think of bat hides
[6] 03:39 Desann[S4NT4]: And when you die, I'll have them.
[6] 03:40 Gods_Messenger[~SaS~]: yea ok.. when i die.. thats like saying "when i quit syrnia"

[6] 01:31 lastknight[Gryph]: o.O
[6] 01:30 Leash[MAAN]: i've had a bad day, ego wise, but i'm still not kissing a guy
[6] 01:29 Leash[MAAN]: lol LK XD
[6] 01:28 lastknight[Gryph]: Chat quotes
[6] 01:28 lastknight[Gryph]: o.O
[6] 01:28 Gods_Messenger[~SaS~]: fine then lol
[6] 01:28 Leash[MAAN]: woah woah woah ... slow down there cowboy. washing my hard to reach spots is one thing, but not this
[6] 01:28 Gods_Messenger[~SaS~]: after this update installs
[6] 01:27 lastknight[Gryph]: o.O
[6] 01:27 Gods_Messenger[~SaS~]: if thats the case im gonna kiss you


lol

ok, so GM was having comp issues ... here's what started that little exchange

6] 01:27 Gods_Messenger[~SaS~]: if thats the case im gonna kiss you
[6] 01:27 Gods_Messenger[~SaS~]: oh dear god.. i dont think so..
[6] 01:27 lastknight[Gryph]: I wanna play stroceta
[6] 01:26 Leash[MAAN]:
[6] 01:26 Gods_Messenger[~SaS~]: and it will not allow me to change my background and/or download msn
[6] 01:25 Gods_Messenger[~SaS~]: yet i cant access anything on my desktop such as add or remove programs..
[6] 01:25 Gods_Messenger[~SaS~]: Congratulations, No infections were detected

[3] 00:05 antiwolf[T-S-C]: ~runs thru chat naked yelling "IM A PULLTOY!!!"~

Disturbing?

shhh.. dont tell anyone

[6]00:45 Leash[MAAN]: pretty good. just finished off a plate of pizza rolls for dinner ... man i love being an "adult" ^_^

Pirate Chat

[6]01:07 lastknight: row row row ur boat gently down the stream
[6]01:08 Novus Mortuus[~S~]: Belts off trousers down, isn't life a scream.

Edited on 28-09-2008 01:09

Qwisper[-TaG-]: My mommy took all my toys and made me wear underware 3 sizes too small, now I have a high pitched voice and live in her basement


A worthy quote...

[4]07:44 matt1mattbowden[msp]: price check on ltb
[4]07:45 DreQo Angelus: 110-130 matt
[4]07:45 matt1mattbowden[msp]: locked one
[4]07:45 DreQo Angelus: yep, ltbs are 110-130

[5] 07:41 yomomer01234[pains]: what do i do ive been hacked

LOL! I found this quite funny for some reason!

Did he give away his pass in world too

[2]04:10 Zeken: lol silent...im buying you a spellcheck for christman
[2]04:10 Zeken: mas*

[5]05:41 Kedron[Chaos]: do guides really have to fight M2h first?

[5]06:10 Kedron[Chaos]: can u buy a gtude



Edited on 15-11-2008 14:16

[2]08:32 LuckySneakr[D*B*H]: stupid freeking gnomes have dropped bronzel long swords like most all day

Quote,
Moderator edit:
Please keep this funny


Edit: BB-codes failed.

Edited on 04-10-2008 08:38

lmao Sonny boy

stinkyjoe[===]: o wait can u ad this up 74 +47+39
billybobthorton[*MoB*]: 150

^.^ They scare me.

yeah.....funny thing is....i corrected myself.

Ironic thing is that you didn't get it right the first time. Some people on this game scare me.

[4]23:35 bombz1[*MoB*]: selling cooked food 30 herring 32 makrel, 29 sardine for 916gp
[4]23:35 Aklay7[~FaM~]: bombz, please go to trade chat [4] for trading coversation.


And they were in trade chat

[1]05:41 alldanet: i am done with tutorial
[1]05:42 rooster22[_HoWl]: welcome
[1]05:42 alldanet: thank you
[1]05:42 alldanet: does anybody play runescape

lol

[4]23:26 Shalomuk[CotED]: Price check lost girl


for some reason i find that one funny

[1]01:33 Novus Mortuus[~S~]: Half 12 at night and i'm running around a virtual island trying to thieve people...What happened to my life? :o

[5]20:03 Sticker[_HoWl]: how do you get an underlined name. Do you get it by donating?
[5]20:04 BigAl[~SH~]: i doubt if that is it, cuz i have not donated, and my name is underlined
[5]20:04 Orhoz: bigal....your names not underlined....

P.S. Added underline manualy, since it doesnt show normaly in forums

Edited on 10-10-2008 20:07

[2]20:21 Emperorconor[^MYK^]: occfically i am bankrupt

[4] 13:31 puddles[-SA-]: trading 20,000 wood for a 25k slot house at port senyn
[4] 13:34 glorantha: puddles only 18 people capable of that better off messaging them
[4] 13:35 puddles[-SA-]: glorantha not only 18 people own a 25k slot house...

[1] 19:08 jjmcweed223[~DoS~]: dont give a fiend money and expect it back?

[2]20:31 designthelie[!i!i!]: wicker Ill bring my 12 wives and will kill, cook and feed you to the gnomes for a family picnic

^^^ thats cause he cant kill wicker himself ^^^

[2] 23:29 nirvanaishdude: I don't trust people who are as full of themselves as Nba.

humm full of them selves dosent sound like the 1st user there at all dose it?

oober noob ftw

When you explain whats funny about it, please do so in proper English, mister hurricane.

*giggles*

Nirv

Here's an old TF one, kinda long but definitely worth the read. Bottom to top



19:04 yankees26 [*TF*]:That was AWESOME!
BigFish logged in
19:04 Calgor [S*U*B]:tasteful humour there
Bakur logged in
19:03 inferior [Sphnx]:rofl mod , what a crappy humour , i couldn't have done that better
19:02 Saturnarince, replied
19:01 lalamiller78 [exro]:ok,,,thank you yankees26
19:01 carl008 [-TL-]:maybe he is only jailed up for 9999 hours hahaha
19:01 (Mod)Moderator:like this yankees26 , lol
19:01 yankees26 [*TF*]:lalamiller u cant smith it u gotta buy it in eully
19:01 Calgor [S*U*B]:thats asking for it there
19:01 carl008 [-TL-]efence 13 9975 502 this lvl is far away from me
19:01 Traveller [*TF*]:Thanks Sir Redbeard
19:01 yankees26 [*TF*]:Mod wats it like 2 be muted?
19:00 lalamiller78 [exro]:in what ore can you smith a shovel if not bronze
19:00 Traveller [*TF*]:Hey Spymer and Yankees
19:00 yankees26 [*TF*]:lol
19:00 Calgor [S*U*B]:i got muted once but it was just to tell me off and i was allowed to unmute myself when i was ready
18:59 inferno:hi
18:59 Calgor [S*U*B]:could have unmuted himself
18:59 HellBladerX [RUM]:mod is populair XD
18:59 yankees26 [*TF*]:how observant glorantha...
18:59 spymer [*TF*]:hi traveller
18:59 HellBladerX [RUM]:well i talk only english with the other people to its more fun
18:59 yankees26 [*TF*]:Mod can u plz explain how cobra can talk if hes muted... im confused...
Eliath logged in
18:58 stimpius [LD]core what am i on lol mod?
18:58 glorantha:cobra is a snake
18:58 (Mod)Moderator:no HelBladerX, this game is english only, as you can read in the rules.
18:58 carl008 [-TL-]:18:53 Cobra-kai [*TF*]:Tiago pah, em tuga nao! cobra-kai bad boy
18:58 stimpius [LD]:red msg
18:58 Traveller [*TF*]:lol, thanks Redbeard, will more often buy in your shop
inferno logged in
18:58 (Mod)Moderator:yes Calgor
Cinnamon logged in
18:58 Calgor [S*U*B]:MOD, do players have some kind of criminal record so other MODs can see how many times we have been punished?
18:58 carl008 [-TL-]:cobra how can you talk you are muted?
18:58 HellBladerX [RUM]:well mod some people here are netherlands people(dutch)can i talk this language with them???
18:58 (Mod)Moderator:You should know it is against the rules Cobra-kai
18:58 Cobra-kai [*TF*]esides I was telling him not to speak portuguese MOD
anonimusbre logged in
18:57 yankees26 [*TF*]:huh? cobra isnt muted??? im confused
18:57 Redbeard:Throwing in a frequent buyer bonus, Trav
18:57 crazykim:long time doing things...
WibbleWobble logged in
18:57 yankees26 [*TF*]:ok us and spymer
18:57 Cobra-kai [*TF*]houldn't I get a warning first?
18:57 carl008 [-TL-]ad mod today
18:57 spymer [*TF*]:hi yankees
18:56 Calgor [S*U*B]:i want to know just coz i didnt pay attention for the past 10 mins
18:56 Honch [JR]:english only...clearly stated in the rules
18:56 (Mod)Moderator:talking a non-english language in chat
Nashak logged in
18:56 yankees26 [*TF*]:wait how did cobra get muted b4 i did i thot i was the king of annoyingness
18:56 Honch [JR]:good day Mod
18:56 carl008 [-TL-]:MOD for what?
18:56 yankees26 [*TF*]:aww great trav now its just us from *TF* i think...
18:56 Honch [JR]truck down by the hand of Mod...lol
18:55 Devil_of_Death [JR]:hay mod how u doin
18:55 PrinceZy [MAFIA]AT: birdie
18:55 (Mod)Moderator:Tiago_PT - Cobra_kai - darkstar muted

[1] 00:00 stimpius[Core]: what the heck are rocko and anthrax on about :?
[1] 00:01 anthrax: who's roco?
[1] 00:01 anthrax: roko*
[1] 00:01 anthrax: rocko*

[2]10:59 LadyNanths[*MoB*]: back again you shouldn't of left the first time
[2]10:59 LadyNanths[*MoB*]: shouldn*
[2]11:00 LadyNanths[*MoB*]: historical* lol

[1]01:24 Gods_Messenger[~SaS~]: i can purr if you like.

I thought this was funny......


[2]04:12 anthrax: clan-hoppers.guess they're related to grasshoppers in a way
[2]04:12 Apocolypse[MAAN]: does that mean we can squish em?



too funny )

[5]16:15 legendofzelda2[~B~R~]: someone said that horses make you go slower or faster what is it

[5]16:15 MoneyMayhem2000[~B~R~]: slower

[5]16:15 MoneyMayhem2000[~B~R~]: hope that helps

[5]16:15 cakey66[~B~R~]: very much slower

[5]16:15 cakey66[~B~R~]: hope it helps

[5]16:16 wickerman[KoRT]: speed= useless skill

Edited on 17-10-2008 16:25

theking [~SaS~]:*takes missys hand and leads her away from this madness*
spindoc [DW-E]:theking finally makes his move
piranhattack [DW]pindoc's is jealous
Spindoc [DW-E]:no piran, i won't be like you and be jealous

and

05:53 (Mod)Moderator:I killed chat
05:55 lilmissy174 [*TF*]:*grabs a pitch fork and points it at the mod* How dare you kill chat
05:55 lilmissy174 [*TF*]:hmm....evil missy is still alive and kickin'
05:56 (Mod)Moderator:evil missy jailed
05:57 lilmissy174 [*TF*]:evil missy finally gone.....cute missy back yesss!!!
05:58 lilmissy174 [*TF*]:No wait...evil missy can't be separated from cute missy...noooo D:

and

19:01 aquadark [Zen]:A mod is a person who gets experience from muting and frozing people, not like we`re gettin it by watching timer =]

and

19:23 Jester92791 [Zen]:I always got the complete opposite of what I wanted. I ask for cigarettes, I get tampons.

and

[1] 17:57 ladyraven143[Cute]:OMG less than 100k exp left to get til 1mil total speed exp
[1]18:00 Leash[MAAN]:gotta keep your girlish figure somehow right Raven
[1]18:00 ladyraven143[Cute]efinitely leash
[1]18:01 Leash[MAAN]:and what a figure it is too
[1]18:02 Pharos:Trust a [MAAN] man to spot a [Cute] girl. lol

my signature XD

A great moment in dead chat.

[2]08:48 mshaw29[MBM]: bored *jumps* boredy bored
[2]08:49 Chimpy[~DIE~]: Is it just me, or was her jump going in slow-motion?
[2]08:50 mshaw29[MBM]: chimp i am a guy wait a sec *takes off dress and makeup* see
[2]08:50 Chimpy[~DIE~]: HOLY CRAP I DRANK TOO MUCH!!!
[2]08:51 Emperorconor[Wolf]: chimp your still alive?
[2]08:51 Chimpy[~DIE~]: *twitch twitch*
[2]08:51 mshaw29[MBM]: and i was having such a great time with you come back please
[2]08:52 Chimpy[~DIE~]: ...sec... getting more booze...

lol

[4]17:11 Neomare: buying rose crest chest paying 2000 gold

Ewww

Edited on 15-11-2008 14:13

[5] 04:47 Ultarian[TCF]: Sorry Man, was alittle humor. My apologies
[5] 04:47 plsd2mechu[TGA]: trosey beats her mules
[5] 04:47 kidd513mc has logged in
[5] 04:47 (Guide)trosey[~SaS~]: Ultarian - that actually has nothing to do with the game
[5] 04:47 bronko[R~SS]: so i want to carry as little equipment as possible
[5] 04:46 bronko[R~SS]: ok
[5] 04:46 Ultarian[TCF]: Depends how hard you beat them.
[5] 04:46 (Guide)trosey[~SaS~]: To my experience the life of a mule is not that long
[5] 04:46 (Guide)trosey[~SaS~]: The life of a mule is random as with all horses
[5] 04:46 bronko[R~SS]: how long do mules live?


bottom up

Topic: how a merari dances

[2]08:07 merari[Fangz]: *dances, exit stage left, into lurk mode*
[6]08:09 merari[Fangz]: *enters, stage right, while dancing*
[1]08:10 merari[Fangz]: ~tappity tappity..~ and.. done

thought it was funny when i did it..

[4]21:14 STR8NIGHTMARE: hey how do u make the timer go down

I found this amusing

[5] 01:39 aztecflame: what island is the elven island?
[5] 01:39 (Guide)trosey[~SaS~]: Elven island, you answered your question

[2]17:08 Kentaro[*TMP*]: what dropps a horse
[2]17:08 Hagar[Fangz]: a bullet

[2]23:58 hennry5[KR]: HHH are you a noob?
[2]23:58 HHH[R~SS]: hell no r u (frek)
[2]23:59 hennry5[KR]: oh violating the rules HHH and you spelled freik wrong noob!

The irony...

Edited on 21-10-2008 00:01

Kari

[6]02:41 Gods_Messenger[~SaS~]: umm naw im ok. unless her name starts with at T and ends with a Y im fine

[6]02:42 Yokel[Wild]: Teletubby?

[2] 04:27 Koth[KAOS]: I like bashing gnomes and getting their droppings

[2]13:21 Keef: are there any clans that don't care about a friendly environment, and who curse and make crude attempts at humor, at the expence of others? I want to
[2]13:21 Keef: join
[2]13:22 crimson-lupin: Maybe you should try Ogre Town Keef
[2]13:23 Athriaxo[~MoS~]: keef if u do find one let me know id like to supply all of u with weapons xD

Giving people like that weapons..I'd pay to see what happens.

i found this funny

[3]22:07 nialler[~B~R~]: its good to even get 50% ty sticker
[3]22:09 nialler[~B~R~]: how much is 50%

he he. Sorry if it's not funny but i think it is

2]22:38 Gods_Messenger[~SaS~]: Warning: If you weigh under 120lbs, you are likely to be eaten
[2]22:39 nirvanaishdude[HR=]: G_M; By who?
[2]22:39 DragonicKnight[Fear!]: 48 kg = 105.821 lb OR 105 lb and 13.15 oz
[2]22:39 GODofLIGHT[FFX]: LOL GM
[2]22:39 Gods_Messenger[~SaS~]: who seems to eat everything.
[2]22:39 Rictor: Nirvanaishdude - Sworn to keep overpopulation down since 1989.

[4]03:50 Commonkiller: WTB whatever you use to make wood

[2] 06:03 yomomer01234[~15+~]: *grabes rock hits ravir in the back of head knockes him out ties him up blind foldes him and stuffs his moth with very salty bacon

hehe

[4]15:20 chanmr[MUTED]: conan can i buy your lot 2 seeds for 3K?
[4]15:20 ConanCarl[DLofD]: chanmr-its an auction
[4]15:20 chanmr[MUTED]: so is that a yes?

[2] 12:17 aquadark[Zen]: who`s that m1h guy anyway?
[2] 12:17 DragonicKnight[D2K]: who knows. must be the D2K before M2H XD
[2] 12:18 aquadark[Zen]: d2k? is it some kind of totaly failed company?

14:14 bummie[-TaG-]: wow 19... my age... hmmm... *purrs and rubs up against Dragonfuries*
14:14 bummie[-TaG-]: woops wrong chat

Lol, i would love to know what this convo was about

yoshibo.. wouldn't we all XD

[2]23:07 jordon987[T~B~F]: I Mean I Started Yesterday, Not Being Big Headed But I Kinda Know everyone in here
[2]23:07 jordon987[T~B~F]: And everyone Knows Me

[2] 07:31 exodus9[DOVE]: the wife keeps asking when i'm going to finish this game lol

and the reply Babsy

[2] 07:32 Kirokithikis[Lair]: i figured that in 4 years she would forget that you said, in 4 more years
[2] 07:32 freakyzeb[HR=]: lol why you need something?
[2] 07:32 Dragonfuries[Fangz]: ~wonders who is on nirvanaishdude's iggy list~ XD
[2] 07:32 nirvanaishdude[HR=]: I hope atleast they know themselves.
[2] 07:32 exodus9[DOVE]: why 4 kiro?
[2] 07:32 nirvanaishdude[HR=]: My list is a bit suprising for some I think.
[2] 07:32 LryzGrl[Core]: thats classic
[2] 07:32 cheerfullady[MUTED]: did you tell her when you win exodus?
[2] 07:31 LryzGrl[Core]: rofl
[2] 07:31 Kirokithikis[Lair]: tell her, 4 more years Ex

Read from the bottom!!

A noob tries to make himself seem important

-----

[4] 12:14 nba263[SMA]: so whos gona put this in funny chat quotes in forums?
[4] 12:14 St0rmz_[*TF*]: on a side note...get out of trade chat
[4] 12:14 aussiebeast[-TL-]: Conan - if we wanted to hear from noobs we'd all be in world chat. Kindly keep this to trade chat.
[4] 12:14 ConanCarl[DLofD]: and what about 3.5k for diaspores?
[4] 12:13 BlackLoter[Core]: then everyone wanted the -6 tt, and they take 2 avrils... so everyone jumped on the available ;)
[4] 12:13 evertonianmark[T-S-C]: lol
[4] 12:13 ConanCarl[DLofD]: was trying to help, do u hear that all u know it alls!
[4] 12:12 TeuT[~SaS~]: yes dw says BL hasent been off for ages..LOL This is what is written at DW
[4] 12:12 kegslayer[Core]: carl watch who you are talking too. they have been here a long time
[4] 12:12 BlackLoter[Core]: rofl
[4] 12:12 aussiebeast[-TL-]: Conan - you seriously don't know BlackLoter's name?? hahaha
[4] 12:12 nba263[SMA]: yes dw says BL hasent been on for ages..LOL
[4] 12:11 ConanCarl[DLofD]: and aussie mind your own business, i was trying to help
[4] 12:11 ConanCarl[DLofD]: good luck, lol. just thought maybe u hadnt been on in awhile
[4] 12:10 BlackLoter[Core]: I know buyers would love to get cheap avrils, but sellers have a say too ;)
[4] 12:10 aussiebeast[-TL-]: Conan - I think BL knows precisely the prices he wants to put on his goods. He doesn't need your help ;)
[4] 12:10 BlackLoter[Core]: ConanCarl, sure, when avrils where in my shop at 2.2k people where jumping on them
[4] 12:09 ConanCarl[DLofD]: black-avrils 1.4-1.6k, diaspores 2k-2.4k, lol
[4] 12:07 BlackLoter[Core]: Selling: Avrils:2.5k - Diamonds:3k - Diaspores:3.5k.. Message me, can't use the shop with so many thieves around

[2]13:09 Zornaph[Wild]: I have a question...if a policeman eats a bacon sandwich...can it be classed as cannabilism?

xD

[2]13:13 Zornaph[Wild]: I demmand for potato chips in the restroom vending machine

Seen on the Forum (not sure if I can put it here!?)

Forum -> Off-Topic -> My own little contest

yoshibo 28-10-2008 13:49 Ive have caught, and have started cooking 736 frogs. What you have to do is guess how many i will have burnt by the end of cooking them.

(lots of entries...then)

yoshibo 30-10-2008 15:25 Right, ive finished. There were 224 burnt, so congrats to Wilsface, who guessed 225.

Then someone posts...
Seuss 30-10-2008 15:43 236

Gotta give them points for reading! hehe

Edited on 30-10-2008 16:32

[5]18:59 fire123: my beginners horse just died what does that mean? (when i moved to tutorial 2)

DAMN unlucky guy !

[1]01:25 Zeken[~BsC~]: damn rights! 2 burnt frogs! woot! -kisses the frog as it tranforms into a dead prince- O.o

Bottom to top. Talking about the Halloween event.

[2] 03:08 The_Red_Baron[Wild]: you stole the witch's socks * begs her to take em back
[2] 03:08 lastknight[~TFK~]: You stole the witch's broom. Haha now u can't escape
[2] 03:08 Ultarian: endarx, i believe
[2] 03:08 Ultarian: Bigal, where ya be? I feel like smacking some halloween gnomes around.
[2] 03:07 tazer230[JOKER]: drag you go to burning beach
[2] 03:07 BigAl: ok-i'm there
[2] 03:07 DJCHARCCY[JOKER]: you stole the witch
[2] 03:07 Dragonfuries[Fangz]: somehow she doesn't seem like the card carrying type rictor
[2] 03:07 dragunman1[T~B~F]: im at xanzo where do i sail from here to get to menzo
[2] 03:07 HolyEvil[FFX]: id theft FTW
[2] 03:07 Jean Grey[~Fae~]: You stole the witches broom...
[2] 03:07 foxylady[~one~]: lol
[2] 03:07 swob111[DoH]: now would be a great time for my horse to die lol
[2] 03:06 Rictor[Core]: You stole 1 credit card from her.

"[2] 05:09 wizardOFtheHOOD[-SA-]: witch hunt 400 gp getting sent to jail priceless"

[2]07:02 Jessa[Sphnx]: uhmm guys, just curious, what are wiccans?
...
[2]07:03 Kavalot: wiccans are a special type of candle.

[2] 07:43 Raimche[*TF*]: Ook, can you believe it, I proposed to the Witch at Rose Castle and she just up and left me


lol..the Halloween witch XD

[5] 15:37 billybob[~FA~]: why do i always have to type in a code
[5] 15:38 Cathalog0[~SH~]: To test for boys

[2]16:43 SoraSwords[Meow]: gmae*

[2]17:47 imaskater1029: Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia means the fear of long words

LMAO

lol elder!

Read from the bottom, maybe it is my buzz but that seemed pretty funny at the time.

[2] 06:14 NinjaCorpse[TGA]: you have some explaining to do with those pictures you sent me then rictor
[2] 06:14 penola[SoT]: lol rictor i ment on here lol. i dnt want a real wife lol
[2] 06:14 Rictor[Core]: however that is spelled rofl *has another Blue Moon*
[2] 06:13 Rictor[Core]: desperate*
[2] 06:13 Rictor[Core]: I do penola, in an alternate universe where i am a very deperate girl on an internet game
[2] 06:11 penola[SoT]: any1 need a husband message me

[4]20:49 Shalomuk[RPh]: copy and past. for example shalomuck@ shalomuck@ shalomuck@

I find it extremely comical due to the spelling of his own name

[2] 06:04 lilfirecracker[~BoD~]: throws birdseeds at the bride and groom congrats gl on ur honeymoon
[2] 06:05 herMinie[Fear!]: wheres the honey moon what island

[4]21:28 bronko[R~SS]: price check on carnation
[4]21:29 Calliope[KoRT]: bronko: 10 gp at harith flower market
[4]21:29 bronko[R~SS]: awsome!
[4]21:30 bronko[R~SS]: for one carnation?
[4]21:30 Calliope[KoRT]: yep
[4]21:30 bronko[R~SS]: double awsome!!!


(I wish I didn't put about 50 of them into that silly game at Rose Gates, I could have got, like, 500gp for those!!)

:|

[2] 19:29 Raimche[*TF*]: *notes in his journal, "Today something new happened in Syrnia, Aqua didn't know the answer to a question. This is rarer than a four leaf clover!"*

[4]20:51 peekaboocheesec[~DTA~]: buying really cheap wood 3gp each wisper if your willing

;)

4]06:38 wikid[*CL*]: Raimche, can u build me a 250 slot house?

[2]07:24 Borneo[CIC]: Rictor- looks good

[2]07:24 Rictor[Core]: lol

[2]07:24 Sweet_Thing[*MoB*]: oh dear now Born thinks Ric looks good

[2]07:25 Borneo[CIC]: lol...dang...gonna pay for that one


The things that we show when we wrong chat! lol

[5]01:54 jinks1000: room scape is beter than this

Things new players say that just makes you laugh

[6]02:01 Nnej[SRN]: why have the drunkards taken over pirate chat?

[6] 02:16 lastknight[~TFK~]: I dont when its my dog leaving them
[6] 02:16 nelor101[S-T]: Congrtultionsl! You'v gind cooking lvl
[6] 02:15 QueenOfGirls[KoRT]: yay i love finding presents
[6] 02:14 nelor101[S-T]: Yoeu drank a Keg oef rum and gaened 1 HP

[5]04:04 Kazola858: I don't understand this smithing thing.
[5]04:05 Kazola858: Should I take my pony off?

[5]00:46 (Guide)Calliope[KoRT]: icecold: violation of the rules - acting like a toenail - that sort of thing.

I have no idea what that means exactly but i don't want to act like one. Sorry I LOL and almost lost my job on that one

basically acting REALLY noobish

2]03:23 the t man58[steal]: who here [plays runeswcape


Just thought it was funny because he spelled it wrong

[4]22:01 Testament[-TL-]: Message sent to warofages.

dose that class as braking rule number 7?

*at least i think its his rule number 7*

although i can't check it anymore

Rule #1 .. Don't Talk with noobs
Rule #3 .. Forget #1 if you can make a nice deal !

G.

[4]06:18 plsd2mechu[TGA]: at TP baby...waitin' for ya
[4]06:18 Shadow_Dreamer[~Fae~]: can't see you
[4]06:19 Shadow_Dreamer[~Fae~]: gottcha
[4]06:19 Calliope[KoRT]: She's wearing her invisibility girdle again, Shadow. ;)

[4]15:01 (Mod)Moderator: Warning: Trade chat is only for in-game trading purposes, it is not for general conversation.
[4]15:01 (Mod)Moderator: Warning: Trade chat is only for in-game trading purposes, it is not for general conversation.
[4]15:01 nba263[SMA]: mod spam :O

honestly i didn't edit it :O

[5]21:16 nialler[[B-H]]: i found a small chest
[5]21:16 nialler[[B-H]]: wat do i do with it
[5]21:16 Sticker[~B~R~]: um open it...

Edited on 16-11-2008 21:19

[1] 02:59 kwami182[Cyber]: I feel the same way! xD
[1] 02:58 Drakkar[JADED]: w/c
[1] 02:58 Drakkar[JADED]: i love you
[1] 02:58 Drakkar[JADED]: Ok, lovey

[5]02:40 joardan23: what is the shrimp icon 4 on the stats page?
[5]02:41 (Guide)Calliope[KoRT]: joardan: That's an arm, for strength - one of the combat skills you can train.

[2] 21:41 qqqwwweee[QWE]: trosey if u need some advice msg the master qwe

XDXD

Dang, I'm in there TWICE in recent history... I guess I'm funnier than I thought I was! YAY ME!

[2]09:41 Rictor[Done]: 3]09:41 Rictor[Done]: Thanks (atleast I am not a chat noob...)

XD this was funny

[2]00:41 qqqwwweee[QWE]: i hate beer it tastes nasty..i liek whine coolers

LOL

PrincessKimber[KoRT]: has anyone seen my citrus peeler? I dropped it on the way to world chat
Faeren[Wild]: Orange stole it for self-preservation >.O

2]22:35 aussiebeast[-TL-]: hey foxy *hugs* << did you see that JADED? Does that move me further up the list?

[4]14:38 nba263[SMA]: u have to bed ur leader to do soming? what a clan..

roflmao

[2]19:45 Si: ZOMG I KILLED A RAT !!!!!!!!

LOL

[1]22:56 plsd2mechu[TGA]: I'm blowing my kybard

No further comment

BOY am I Glad you all can't see clan chat!

[4]21:02 bradley478: soz i m stilll a noob
[4]21:02 rowen[JOKER]: Yeah, sorry about that

[2] 09:37 mshaw29[RBorn]: While mining, you found a Diaspore gem ! Aber not dispore
[2] 09:38 mshaw29[RBorn]: but people can still congratulat(e) me

[2] 22:29 Gnollus Gneash[Roman]: what do you expect?
[2] 22:29 Gnollus Gneash[Roman]: dude, you murdered the king
[2] 22:27 kingmurderer: i got muted for 2 mouths and fourm band for a week and jailed for 3mouths for doing nothing

down to up

22:19 nirvanaishdude[~FC~]: And when he does get you, you bawl like an infant that lost his icecream to the sidewalk.

(when dies in OL)

4] 05:54 Pyjamas[-TL-]: Deal! But you have to deliver it to Blackloter in Kaldra an sing "I'm a pretty girl"

[4]07:25 timtam07[T~G~N]: buying house with farmland
[4]07:26 chad18[-TL-]: timtam07 is building 60k slot houses, might wanna msg him

[2] 03:52 Jester92791[Gods]: You have divorced.
[2] 03:52 Zandramas: *shrugs*
[2] 03:52 Gods_Messenger[~SaS~]: Lmao!!
[2] 03:52 yobob153: oh i got fishing skillage
[2] 03:52 Jester92791[Gods]: I hate you! GM is my homie, and so is Trosey!
[2] 03:51 Jester92791[Gods]: You have married Zandramas !
[2] 03:51 Zandramas: accepted hun
[2] 03:51 trosey[~SaS~]: Time to add to my own list.
[2] 03:51 Jester92791[Gods]: Proposal sent, dear.

lmao! Jester you are my hero!

lmao ...that must be the shortest marriage in syrnia history

Dragonfuries, I was married for about 10-15 seconds in Beta to test out marriage and divorce

[1] 12:26 Subman[DLofD]: thats runescape
[1] 12:26 Subman[DLofD]: what it lacks 12 y/o kids screaming and running around being trolls
[1] 12:25 xerolee: it lacks what runescape has
[1] 12:25 xerolee: this game needs a friend adder

]06:26 foxylady[~one~]: Reason: Thieving Drakkar at Web haven. *kiss this*

[2]19:07 QueenOfGirls[KoRT]: breaking news: terrorist in world chat

I don't see how that is a funny chat quote

there was a guy threatening to kill a mod and himself you had to have been there

I'm sorry I thought this thread was called "Funny chat quotes" not "a random extract of a whole chat, which may or not be seen as funny, but you will only know if you are actually see the conversation quotes"

Serously, how can you post something into this quotation thread that is completely random and has no humour in its self (if at all) because it is an extract of a conversation which you have to see for yourself to understand.

uh..if its a "You had to have been" there thing then its a "post more then just one line" thing...if it was inappropriate for forums then none of it should've been posted -.-

[2] 04:59 nelor101[RBorn]: lol ill learn a lot more here real soon
[2] 04:59 wizardOFtheHOOD[-SA-]: Fishing level: 33 (232234 exp, 3217 for next level
[2] 04:59 Ravir[Cute]: dtl - Yes, there is something wrong.
[2] 04:59 Scioncer[SRN]: 1762 seconds for escaping pirates. I'll miss you guys and girls
[2] 04:59 designthelie[!i!i!]: Its pretty sad Im cl level 56 and it takes me 3 hits to kill gnome lol something wrong lol
[2] 04:59 Raimche[*TF*]: nelor, as far as I'm concerned you got the important stuff down ;)
[2] 04:59 Gnollus Gneash[-PoL-]: ummm... i understand it, not using any reference, it's a common analogy
[2] 04:58 nelor101[RBorn]: plsd it wasnt suposed to be a whisper
[2] 04:58 Gnollus Gneash[-PoL-]: no, not reading
[2] 04:58 Gnollus Gneash[-PoL-]: and voltage as how fast the water is traveling through it, or the force behind the water
[2] 04:58 Raimche[*TF*]: Gnollus gneash, you're reading the pipe article explaining electricity aren't you
[2] 04:58 plsd2mechu[TGA]: that wasn't a whisper
[2] 04:58 Gnollus Gneash[-PoL-]: think of amps as the measure of the width of the pipe
[2] 04:58 plsd2mechu[TGA]: oh wait
[2] 04:58 nelor101[RBorn]: raimche this is what i know about electricity ... if you pee on a fence it hurt really bad and if you touch the wrong 2 wires together you get shocked

2]07:44 Dragonfuries[Fangz]: um..unlike you i use the bathroom for myself..and i must brb before i have a laughing accident and make many puddles

4]08:22 Shalomuk[-DEN-]: do you want to buy morning wood big al?
[2]08:22 Borneo[C.]: hee hee
[4]08:23 ConanCarl[DLofD]: o.O
[4]08:23 Shalomuk[-DEN-]: i mean wood in the morning?

I found this rather amusing. Don't all of us guys have "morning wood"? Maybe Big Al has a deficiency with his "morning wood " problem..LOL...j/k

2]19:11 (Mod)Cancun[MAAN]: qqqwwweee, here's my 2 cents this one time. You make yourself happy and dont lay that on other people. Then, you will make friends

2]21:30 Dragonfuries[Fangz]: lmao dudel ~sticks an air hose in dudel's mouth and watches him reinflate~ XD
[2]21:30 fudge0999: looking for small or new clan
[2]21:30 merari[Fangz]: its kind of you to stick it in his mouth..
[2]21:30 Dudel[~A.S~]: *over inflates and then spits the hose out and starts sputtering around the room like a deflating baloon*
[2]21:30 Dragonfuries[Fangz]: where else would I stick it??
[2]21:31 Tarvail[TwLT]: watches as dudel goes from 'coffee table' to 'overinflated balloon'
[2]21:31 Dudel[~A.S~]: and yes merari it was nice of her
[2]21:31 Tarvail[TwLT]: his... ummm...
[2]21:31 Dragonfuries[Fangz]: um..scratch that forget i asked...i think i already know
[1]21:31 moi[Cute]: You dug up: Rocks woo, rocks.
[2]21:31 Sweet_Thing[*MoB*]: lol df
[2]21:31 Dudel[~A.S~]: *nods and laughs* DF got it!


only Df rofl

[1] 01:23 Dragonfuries[Fangz]: ~visits aunti and gives her coloring books and crayons~
[1] 01:24 Sweet_Thing[*MoB*]: ty df
[1] 01:24 Calliope[KoRT]: she'll have to color with her feet, DF.. she can't equip her crayon in jail. ;)


lol XD

[2]17:48 Kakashi1[^GL^]: I've got a new motto for the mods, it's "Quick to mute, slow to answer a ticket disputing a mute. "
[2]17:49 ryanscool666[FFX]: Quick to mute, reluctant to dispute. Catchy

[1]12:47 LadyBlue[SMA]: Welcome to region chat. To enjoy the full aspects of this game please press Logout on the left hand side

Remer region chat XD

[2]03:40 irule7: wow is the trading skill new?


ROFL

And: Bottom up of course ;)

[2] 03:56 PhoenixJewels[*TF*]: I didn't realize I rated being mentioned on Poj's blog rofl
[2] 03:55 Ookami[Cute]: PhoenixJewels hmm so the divorce wasnt settled privately eh
[2] 03:55 PhoenixJewels[*TF*]: I'm trashy tabloid material! I must be famous!
[2] 03:55 PhoenixJewels[*TF*]: My divorce o.O
[2] 03:54 Ookami[Cute]: PhoenixJewels good or bad mentions? xD
[2] 03:54 charest666[Fangz]: lol. well john! just pickin on ya
[2] 03:54 Ookami[Cute]: lol cute angel msg Ravir he is our "recruiter"
[2] 03:54 PhoenixJewels[*TF*]: :o OMG Im reading through older posts on the blog and Im mentioned there rofl

Edited on 10-12-2008 04:17

[2]04:02 Gods_Messenger[~SaS~]: found the lag! it was hiding in arch 4
[2]04:02 cute angel15: I am also good, thanks
[2]04:03 Xarn[*GoT*]: well kill it gm
[2]04:03 TW: No problem, Tro.
[2]04:03 marc 1992: loll
[2]04:03 Gods_Messenger[~SaS~]: I tried.. Im at Crabs nest..

[2]21:32 Keef: Did the (Guide) come off your name because of all the bad info you were giving in help chat?


the guide tag doesnt show in any chat but help XD

[2]01:49 designthelie[!i!i!]: Clan Colonize HATES no one we just have goals to conquer in Syrnia If you throw stones at us We will be force to launch boulders Be Civilize with us!
[2]01:50 Novus Mortuus[Gods]: And respect their authoritah!


hehe xD

[1]17:00 bullfrog[hoods]: hey im not stubborn
[1]17:02 charlesc83 has logged in
[1]17:02 Assilim[Drunk]: :o Says who?
[1]17:05 Bobsaid has logged in

I guess Bob said so Talk about perfect timing?

[1]02:10 Trouble has logged in

4] 06:47 zh4n6[SST]: what is FSB
[4] 06:47 logain[_BT_]: selling raw wish in eully
[4] 06:48 j-dub-08[KoRT]: logain how much for a raw wish?
[4] 06:48 Zeken: FSB is fricking silly boat

so i guess we know can catch raw wishes on a fricking silly boat.. I want on lol

[2] 09:51 designthelie[!i!i!]: I feel the power its coming its a rush!

[2]09:52 Ramizil[-TL-]: dtl that's called puberty, it's normal

[4]16:03 ramasramas[VR]: WTB gold spade wisper me an offers...

Lmao

i shouldn't of even started this one (read from bottom i hav taken out bits that had nothing to do with it)

[2] 08:07 Borneo[C.]: oh...my bad...*gets mind out of gutter*
[2] 08:06 mshaw29[RBorn]: hey
[2] 08:06 TW[~X~]: "Idiotofchats"
[2] 08:06 mshaw29[RBorn]: born wat tag r u thinking of i'm thinking "guideofchats"
[2] 08:06 Borneo[C.]: *considers possibility of mute if he publicly announces name for mshaw*...lol
[2] 08:04 Borneo[C.]: *thinks of "tag" for mshaw*...hmm
[2] 08:04 mshaw29[RBorn]: i think i should be a guide to chats because i am always the one telling noobs to use help i should get a tag for my hard work

[5]11:52 boy1[RBorn]: can enyone made 1 Small Fishing Boat
[5]11:52 boy1[RBorn]: plaese ?

[4]11:53 boy1[RBorn]: yes im get 2 k wood
[4]11:53 boy1[RBorn]: what do you maen wich sfb ?

Funny for the typos and grammar mistakes

Another one

[2]12:38 (Mod)Aglarele[~SaS~]: You got 1 Ogre medium helm ! *throws away the crap*
[2]12:38 St0rmz_[*TF*]: *catches the crap*

Another one

[2]12:40 Crashman[SHAME]: Night everyone
[2]12:41 Paddy[Whirl]: its not night here its 10:00 am in the morning

Edited on 02-01-2009 08:02

Read from the bottom up. Its a little rant about chess. I also took out the boring parts

[3] 05:59 tadaskay[Fangz]: he pulls out a shotgun, and it looks like its checkmate
[3] 05:59 Soulbiter[Fangz]: oh my word, he's pulled an Uzi out
[3] 05:59 Orhoz[Fangz]: michael I dont think a queen peice was ever meant to be used as a shiv there
[3] 05:58 tadaskay[Fangz]: check, and here comes the upper cut!
[3] 05:58 Orhoz[Fangz]: thats gonna be 5 minutes in the penalty box for sure there john
[3] 05:58 Soulbiter[Fangz]: right pawn counter and wrench over the head (was off table)
[3] 05:57 Orhoz[Fangz]: rook takes knight....and theres a left hook to the jaw!!

Edited on 30-12-2008 06:16

As much as clan chat isn't allowed, it's really funny.

Lol Agla is always getting ogre gear

Read from bottom up
2] 16:43 conor148[F~G~S]: How much does it cost to kanso?
6:36 conor148[F~G~S]: NEXT invasion on kanso 55 mins as said by amwes1 and resck!!
[To: conor148] 16:34 Resck[FFX]: Ask amwes1 then
[W] 16:33 conor148[F~G~S]: If you just lied about the other 1 how am i sposed to belive u this time?
[To: conor148] 16:32 Resck[FFX]: Ok then In 1 hour on Kanzo
[W] 16:31 conor148[F~G~S]: That is so unlikly there 1 nearly every week!
[To: conor148] 16:31 Resck[FFX]: Ok then Next Invasion: February 29th, 2010
[W] 16:30 conor148[F~G~S]:
[To: conor148] 16:30 Resck[FFX]: I don't care
[W] 16:30 conor148[F~G~S]: NOO
[To: conor148] 16:29 Resck[FFX]: No
[W] 16:29 conor148[F~G~S]: When nxt invasion! i want to become a bleedin pirate!!

[4] 13:42 desordor[!i!i!]: Dont feel sorry, learn from this and you can say it the next time well
[After some time]
[4] 13:47 cooolguy20: price check on sardines
[4] 13:47 desordor[!i!i!]: Raw - 2 cooked - 4
[4] 13:48 ramkumar9607[Fangz]: Raw 4 , Cooked 8
[4] 13:48 glorantha: sardines are 4 / 8
[4] 13:48 desordor[!i!i!]: I was first! you guys are a minutwe to late >
[4] 13:49 glorantha: accuracy is better than speed
[4] 13:50 ima[MAAN]: being first and wrong, matters how ??
[In whispers]
[To: desordor] 13:54 ramkumar9607[Fangz]: Your words suite you ;P
[To: desordor] 13:54 ramkumar9607[Fangz]: [4] 13:42 desordor[!i!i!]: Dont feel sorry, learn from this and you can say it the next time well [Thats for ya said by ya]

[4]22:48 hoodie girl[~S~E~]: how much are locked tool boxers

Sorry But that is classic

2]06:39 trosey[~SaS~]: lisn one more time brb
[2]06:39 trosey[~SaS~]: mkin me sober

This was Trosey Celebrating New Years, and she was up dancing, as you see she is quiet enjoying herself, but I dont see her gettin sober anytime soon lmao

Happy New Years Trosey.

Lol I was playing Halo 3 and I had my guy named kungfupanda45 before kung fu panda came out that was funny lol.. Then I played it again on my guy on xbox live and some guy was ripping on seniorFOD and he thought me and seniorFOD was friends.. Seen-ur-fu kung-fu-pan-da

Horrible Sweet, horrible

*falls outta chair laughing*

nice Sweet..never let her forget this night eh XD

[4] 07:55 Patrickenator[-Rei-]: selling 600 cooked cod at ogre TP: 2gp/hp!! msg/whisper me if interested
[4] 07:57 Jungleroot[T~B~F]: 2 gp a hp is CRAZY you can get a Mc chicken for 99cents

this is so funny!

Pretty old one ^_^
Read from down to up

21:47 Jester92791:Wow. Those DW's are all noobs.
21:43 Green Beret [Trade]:as long as u dont make competion with me on selling cooked fish to DW jester, u r good >. congratz ;P >
21:42 Jester92791 [DW]:Hail Moto!!!
21:42 Abu Yassir Fatti Fuk [DW]:Hm
21:42 Bull [HD]:you finnaly made it, after months of spying huh Jester?
21:42 Jester92791 [DW]:Hail Alvaro!!!
21:41 motorrolla [DW-E]:Hail Jester !!! Hail DW !!!
21:41 Jester92791 [DW]:Hail Breok!!!
21:41 alvaro [DW-E]:Hail Jester
21:41 Jester92791 [DW]:Hail Spin!!!
21:41 zubzero100 [Cute]:maybe cos jesters got a level 80 something of one skill
21:40 spindoc [DW-E]:Hail Jester!!! Hail DW!!!
21:40 Breok [DW-E]:Hail Jester92791!!
21:40 Jester92791 [DW]:Hail Argon!!!
21:40 Dragon_Fayt [LD]:... Ok then
21:40 Dragon_Fayt [LD]:Jester's in DW?
21:40 Jester92791 [DW]:Hail Edam!!!
21:40 Dragon_Fayt [LD]:wait a second...?
21:40 Argonauticus [DW-E]:Hail Jester92791!!! Hail DW!!!
21:40 Dragon_Fayt [LD]:Jester the suck up
21:40 Edam [DW]:Hail Jester!!
21:39 Abu Yassir Fatti Fuk [DW]:Hail Jester92791, Hail DW!!!
21:39 Jester92791 [DW]:Hail Abu Yassir Fatti Fuk The Great Lord of the Dark, Leader of The DarkWarriors clan. May I always walk the path of Darkness...

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14:42 Calgor [S*U*B]:im getting a syrnian headache will all this rowing

xD

Edited on 02-01-2009 19:39

Almost three years ago to the day. Very nice, BlueThunder.

14:31 Calgor [S*U*B]:*we apologise for the immense ammount of arguing in todays chat. Normal service will be resumed as soon as possible*

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12:37 HyPeR:this is better than an episode of eastenders, not that thats saying alot.

heh looking through my old chat logs

Edited on 02-01-2009 19:45

[3]13:43 Hagar[Fangz]: my chat froze
[3]13:45 kozmik[Fangz]: yh its cold out there

Sorry

3] 06:49 Sweet_Thing[~one~]: help foxy has gone missing
[3] 06:49 Sweet_Thing[~one~]: lalala lalalala
[3] 06:49 Sweet_Thing[~one~]: oh foxy in her red dress
[3] 06:47 Sweet_Thing[~one~]: bubble bubble
[3] 06:47 Sweet_Thing[~one~]: *swims in the sea of fish*
[3] 06:46 Sweet_Thing[~one~]: if she will meet me a tp ill give her some fishes lmao
[3] 06:46 Sweet_Thing[~one~]: on top of foxy, all covered with cheese

2]19:33 conor148[~LOL~]: aww rictor scary ahh not bothering lol

[2]22:54 pellon_mollari: so I could really die?
[2]22:54 TW[~X~]: Yeah
[2]22:55 pellon_mollari: oh god no! I should have read the rules!

Im in this for spelling Talking wrong.

How is that funny? if anything it's oh so sad

rofl

[1]20:33 ConanCarl[DLofD]: DLofD owns arena!

For some odd reason...I found this rather funny.

[2]07:57 lynter7: not evan a forth of the way there

[2]16:44 (Mod)Maggie[MAAN]: squits it at the screen, omg what a mess

...what's a squit? lol

[5]22:55 (Guide)Calliope[MAAN]: tomster: you cannot jump over cities

[2] 16:10 pellon_mollari[MooKs]: Woke up sweating. and it's cold out. huh. imagine that.
[2] 16:11 pellon_mollari[MooKs]: Maybe I dreamt that I was running from the Mods?

[2] 16:11 Dragonfuries[Fangz]: I can't talk now..screaming at my computer/internet/the new server for over 2 freaking hours

[2]17:43 monkeyprinceboy: what is the battlemage?
[2]17:44 monkeyprinceboy: in kinam
[2]17:44 gez1000[Cloud]: the battlemage is a small turnip that was magically turned into a wizard that now hosts PvP fights in Kinam. i believe anyway...
[2]17:45 monkeyprinceboy: k thx
[2]17:45 gez1000[Cloud]: np

[1] 18:52 ahnaf[Soul]: Avalanche?
[1] 18:53 brogs[AFK]: Earthquake?
[1] 18:53 ff6shadow[FFX]: Tornado.
*twirls*
[1] 18:53 Wydarr[~X~]: Flood, Forest Fire Go Planet
[1] 18:53 ahnaf[Soul]: Tsunami?
[1] 18:54 ff6shadow[FFX]: lol
[1] 18:54 ff6shadow[FFX]: was that from captain planet LOL?
[1] 18:54 Wydarr[~X~]: by your powers combined.. I am captain planet
[1] 18:54 ff6shadow[FFX]: LOL
[1] 18:54 Avalanche[~SaS~]: back
[1]18:55 ahnaf[Soul]: lol,hey there Avalanche
[1]18:56 Avalanche[~SaS~]: *eats chat as dessert* ^^

Edited on 08-01-2009 19:02

OMG gez1000 you were messing with me!!

Edited on 09-01-2009 18:35

rofl

[4]07:23 logain[_BT_]: pc lizard 4 handed spear

[2] 18:22 Sweet_Thing[~one~]: I guess u playing with pink power rangers is better than barbie dolls orly
[2] 18:22 QueenOfGirls[KoRT]: why i oughtta...*waves fist*
[2] 18:22 orly[~one~]: only the greats wear small silver shields lol
[2] 18:22 AvengedAngel[~wind]: Message sent to alextracey1.
[2] 18:22 Ulagrand: DnD on graveyard?? Hmm well if it is a ''Vampire Extermination'' Campaign.. would be great
[2] 18:22 Sweet_Thing[~one~]: ._. w/c
[2] 18:22 ff6shadow[FFX]: ST *huggles* ;p
[2] 18:23 orly[~one~]: nah kimmy doesnt play with me anymore ;p
[2] 18:23 Sweet_Thing[~one~]: lol hi ff6 *hugs*
[2] 18:23 Sweet_Thing[~one~]: that was meant for clan
[2] 18:23 alextracey1: lol almost up to 14 fishing XD
[2] 18:24 QueenOfGirls[KoRT]: my itunes is so random
[2] 18:24 QueenOfGirls[KoRT]: thriller is on now *dances*
[2] 18:24 PrincessKimber[KoRT]: :O i am far from a barbie doll..i don't look all out of proportion like she does

[2]23:56 zee606[Whirl]: can anything attack you in cave of trades? lol sorta new...

thought this was really cute

The famous Astia and Ravir show from tonight's chat. (read from bottom up ,of coarse)

[2] 08:16 CrysLee[_}2{_]: lol that is a great one
[2] 08:16 AstiaDragonkill[Soul]: much better ^.^
[2] 08:15 CrysLee[_}2{_]: well i cant say in chat, in fact i thought id be muted for saying aht
[2] 08:15 Ravir[Soul]: *kisses his co-star*
[2] 08:15 RedIce[~GS~]: it was classic... pure raw comedy at it's finest... four stars Astia!
[2] 08:15 Ookami[Cute]: *waves goodnight to some ppl and hugs ot some also* .. *leaves before seeing anything returned to me* xD
[2] 08:15 Ravir[Soul]: CrysLee - What the heck is a 'Lady Lump'? I just about broke character when you said that! lol
[2] 08:15 Dragonfuries[Fangz]: the one where she said he was too fat to chase a twinkie from its wrapper
[2] 08:15 Marcscott619[Jedi]: I can't wait for them to do a George Burns and Gracie Allen routine next..lol
[2] 08:15 RedIce[~GS~]: go to yer history crysler... lol
[2] 08:14 CrysLee[_}2{_]: i wanna know i missed it
[2] 08:14 CrysLee[_}2{_]: what twinkie line?
[2] 08:14 AstiaDragonkill[Soul]: lol i swear i just made that up. lol
[2] 08:14 Dragonfuries[Fangz]: I am stealing your twinkie line to use on my friends >.>
[2] 08:14 AstiaDragonkill[Soul]: hows bout meh?
[2] 08:14 witch37hazel[*GoT*]: *grabs a kiss out of the air and runs away giggling*
[2] 08:13 AstiaDragonkill[Soul]: *slaps ravir in the back of the head* >
[2] 08:13 Ravir[Soul]: *blows kisses to the ladies in the audience*
[2] 08:13 AstiaDragonkill[Soul]: thank thank you ive had alot of practice with the redneck thing
[2] 08:13 witch37hazel[*GoT*]: that was the most amazing thing ive ever seen! *wipes away a tear and gives a standing ovation*
[2] 08:12 Marcscott619[Jedi]: That whole fight is worth a thread of it's own in the forum..lol
[2] 08:12 RedIce[~GS~]: tha was awesom...
[2] 08:12 Ravir[Soul]: Come back tomorrow, when Astia & I will try to fight like high-society folks. *grins & bows again*
[2] 08:11 st0n3s0ur[NKd]: afk
[2] 08:11 AstiaDragonkill[Soul]: that was the show tonight folks!! *takes a bow*
[2] 08:11 Ravir[Soul]: *helps Astia to her feet, dusts himself off, and they take their bows*
[2] 08:11 st0n3s0ur[NKd]: lmao
[2] 08:11 Sweet_Thing[~one~]: i gotta quote u astia im sorry
[2] 08:11 AstiaDragonkill[Soul]: *falls over laughing like a fool*
[2] 08:11 Sweet_Thing[~one~]: rofl
[2] 08:11 Ravir[Soul]: I luvs you, m'lady!
[2] 08:10 Ravir[Soul]: *wraps his arms around Astia & returns her kiss*
[2] 08:10 st0n3s0ur[NKd]: ewww... i mean awww
[2] 08:10 Ravir[Soul]: Woman! Now look watcha gone & dun! It's the POL-ice!
[2] 08:10 st0n3s0ur[NKd]: lol get em maggie
[2] 08:10 AstiaDragonkill[Soul]: Now.. come'ere mister *grabs ravir in a big sloppy kiss*
[2] 08:10 Ascotvale: cor blimey...the only decent telly tonight is Mary Poppins..
[2] 08:10 witch37hazel[*GoT*]: Maggie, you are the police o.O
[2] 08:10 AstiaDragonkill[Soul]: beer eh?.. u want another beer? git it yer damn self!!
[2] 08:09 (Mod)Maggie[MAAN]: *calls the police..a lot of yelling goin on next door
[2] 08:09 RedIce[~GS~]: Astia... you mind if I use tha twinkie comment on a few of my chubby buddies?... lol
[2] 08:09 st0n3s0ur[NKd]: hazel 0.o
[2] 08:09 fire drake: thanks,
[2] 08:09 witch37hazel[*GoT*]: lol *hides kelly under a blanket*
[2] 08:09 Ravir[Soul]: Quitcher bellyachin' & go git me anuther beer, woman.
[2] 08:09 DeathDevour[~BoD~]: Congratz fire drake.
[2] 08:08 fire drake: yay ive finished the tutorial!
[2] 08:08 AstiaDragonkill[Soul]: nascar, nascar, nascar.. that all i her about!! im sik uf it!! and im sik of u
[2] 08:08 Ravir[Soul]: *looks at Astia* Er they laffin' at us?
[2] 08:08 RedIce[~GS~]: >>is in shape...<< round is a shape!... :o)
[2] 08:08 st0n3s0ur[NKd]: *runs back to hazel*
[2] 08:08 RedIce[~GS~]: lol...
[2] 08:08 st0n3s0ur[NKd]: maybe not
[2] 08:07 Ravir[Soul]: Woman! If'n yer makin' me miss another nascar race ...!
[2] 08:07 Dragonfuries[Fangz]: lmao nice one astia
[2] 08:07 Sweet_Thing[~one~]: rofl astia
[2] 08:07 RedIce[~GS~]: lol... like watchin the cramdans...
[2] 08:07 Sweet_Thing[~one~]: yar its nascar
[2] 08:07 Dragonfuries[Fangz]: this is actually funny XD
[2] 08:07 AstiaDragonkill[Soul]: yer so outta shape you coulnt chase a twinkie out of tha wrapper!
[2] 08:07 Ravir[Soul]: Thar's a race on?!
[2] 08:07 st0n3s0ur[NKd]: *grabs ravir and astia together*plz dont fite =(
[2] 08:07 Ravir[Soul]: *stumbles up, pulling up his trowsers*
[2] 08:07 Sweet_Thing[~one~]: I wuldnt admit being there neighbors lol
[2] 08:07 Borneo[C.]: YAY
[2] 08:06 CBLover[*I*C*]: yes this is the police we will be over when the race ends thank you
[2] 08:06 AstiaDragonkill[Soul]: i wish you wud!!! i wish!!
[2] 08:06 Dragonfuries[Fangz]: ~calls the police~ yea police..my neighbors are fighitng...
[2] 08:06 Ravir[Soul]: Bam! To the Moon!
[2] 08:06 Ravir[Soul]: *looks up from the ground, shaking his fist* One of these days, Astia, one of these days ...
[2] 08:05 AstiaDragonkill[Soul]: *scream* ima call tha LAW on u!!!
[2] 08:05 Ravir[Soul]: *trips and falls*
[2] 08:05 Ravir[Soul]: I'll 'big roll of fat' YOU! *runs after her brandishing the longneck bottle*
[2] 08:05 RedIce[~GS~]: gonna get to 400 logs n' quit for the nigh... tryin to get enough to build the big house!...
[2] 08:04 st0n3s0ur[NKd]: im scared lol
[2] 08:04 AstiaDragonkill[Soul]: and yer belly is purty big too
[2] 08:04 Ravir[Soul]: *tries to take another swig from his longneck bottle and finds it's empty*
[2] 08:04 RedIce[~GS~]: choppin wood for the las 4 hours... eatin cereal righ now....
[2] 08:04 Dragonfuries[Fangz]: O.o ut oh..seems someone needs a marriage counselor
[2] 08:04 AstiaDragonkill[Soul]: Aint nuthin but a big roll of dumb fat!!
[2] 08:04 Sweet_Thing[~one~]: im good tryin to fight but cant lol and u
[2] 08:04 RedIce[~GS~]: heya sweet thing... how are you doin hun?...
[2] 08:03 st0n3s0ur[NKd]: *hides with hazel*
[2] 08:03 witch37hazel[*GoT*]: *grabs kelly and sweet to hide them from flying objects*
[2] 08:03 Ravir[Soul]: Hey, now, let's don't go gittin' personal! *rubs his big belly*
[2] 08:03 Sweet_Thing[~one~]: rofl
[2] 08:03 witch37hazel[*GoT*]: ooh lawdy! *runs for cover*
[2] 08:03 AstiaDragonkill[Soul]: or mabye ill just speak tha truth and say ur fat enough to last a while!!!
[2] 08:02 Ravir[Soul]: You call that swill DINNER?!?
[2] 08:02 st0n3s0ur[NKd]: yeah hazel i agree lol
[2] 08:02 Sweet_Thing[~one~]: is it in a paper sack ravir or a box
[2] 08:02 AstiaDragonkill[Soul]: it dunt matter!! how about ur dinner i feed u everynite??! eh? mabye ill just up n say its close enough to breakfast!
[2] 08:02 Ravir[Soul]: Tha's better. *takes another swig from his longneck bottle*
[2] 08:02 witch37hazel[*GoT*]: Ravvy, maybe you should listen to your wifey and she wont have to reach for the skillet
[2] 08:01 witch37hazel[*GoT*]: *hides the iron skillet from Astia* kelly, we need to protect them from each other ;)
[2] 08:01 Ravir[Soul]: Hazel - Ma'am, please don't re-mind her about the skillet!
[2] 08:01 CBLover[*I*C*]: hey,in his defence, he didnt pay the trash bill either

read from bottom up. made me smile


[2] 16:40 merari[Fangz]: lol
[2] 16:39 Paddy[Whirl]: ok
[2] 16:38 glorantha: it is not dead it is just resting
[2] 16:38 Paddy[Whirl]: the chats dead redzer
[2] 16:37 Paddy[Whirl]: some1 talk

[2]15:26 bradley478[S-T]: looking for the service of syrnian lawyer for a lawsuit pls reply

[2] 20:04 kittensrox314: I've never been there before
[2] 20:03 kittensrox314: really stupid!
[2] 20:03 Rockdude221[KoRT]: rofl bloody
[2] 20:03 kittensrox314: Sky I'm stupid
[2] 20:03 BLOODYSKY[Drunk]: and Spiders that You know would Kill you =/
[2] 20:03 BLOODYSKY[Drunk]: but why would you fight with a Avril on you x.x

not so much funny as disarmingly honest but it made me smile

[5]16:56 carl008[DLofD]: Can i add Mods to iggy list?

19:35 Luna[Lair]: my teleport orb disappeared???

[5]00:42 highrizer23[-TB-]: How long does it usually take to grow a carrot seed?

What's funny about that?

4] 15:45 Frasss: anybody has any Bluebell an Amber gem.

4] 15:46 korniton[Fangz]: A blue bell don't exist.It's a quest -.-

Forum quote instead of chat one, but hilarious nevertheless

Novus Mortuus
[~A.S~]
22-01-2009 01:06

What's funny about that?

[5]13:54 (Guide)Orange: skillful: are you suing IE?

just 2 letters reversed and it makes all the difference

[2]15:51 Karentaki: what exactly does a gnome summoning orb do?
[2]15:51 nellie911[FFX2]: summons gnomes

[5] 23:15 Sharkey[Raver]: Mod, Game chat is only for game help purposes, Keep it in trade chat?
[5] 23:14 (Mod)Moderator: Warning: Trade chat is only for in-game trading purposes, it is not for general conversation, final warning.

[2]07:38 Zeken[C.]: Fingers and Booger are two people who should be in the same room

He said this because somebody in chat was a terrible speller.


[2]16:11 Kakashi1[^GL^]: *Thinks someone needs to pass 4th grade spelling*
[2]16:11 Faeren[Wild]: we know Kaka, but you'll make it someday

[1]23:08 nant22: yo
[1]23:09 whatup has logged in

Impeccable Timing

I know it is from forum but it still made me smile on a really crappy day...

[1]20:52 ladytabitha[NWO]: I've often thought world chat is like a bad car wreck-you know you should just keep going but you have to stop and look anyway...

[4]00:07 juzzy123[the12]: i went to the toliet and it said i died
[4]00:08 juzzy123[the12]: no i dont think so
[4]00:08 devildog: the toliet said you died?

[4] 01:47 Borneo[C.]: selling PTO's
[4] 01:48 ruboxjr[O.G.]: I am selling better PTO's than Borneo. They get you there faster and safer, with an inflight movie ^.^
[4] 01:48 TrickTickler[MAAN]: mine have extra wide seats and inflight smoking
[4] 01:49 dutchkiller[Fangz]: no smoking cabon for me please
[4] 01:49 shawnmo[~A.S~]: in flight movie? what is it?
4] 01:49 TrickTickler[MAAN]: it's a charter flight, so smoking or not is up to you
[4]01:57 DragonFire[{S_C}]: my pto's have the wings of Mercury and the blessings of Zeus ;)

[2] 01:41 lushes*one[MAAN]: RedIce omg your naughty runs back to clan where its safe

And a little later...

[2] 01:47 RedIce: think I sker'd lushes*one...
[2] 01:47 kaynico[CPlay]: I think if lushes comes back, there will be a taser involved
[2] 01:48 LadyNanths[NKd]: hmm
[2] 01:48 RedIce: or a restrain'n order... :OP
[2] 01:48 RedIce: cannot be within 1000 virtual feet of her... lol
[2] 01:48 kaynico[CPlay]: XD
[2] 01:49 lushes*one[MAAN]: lol I'm here watching from clan, just picken a weapon
[2] 01:49 RedIce: ey... com back... lol.. yanno Im jus playin with ya... :OP
[2] 01:50 kaynico[CPlay]: uh oh....sharp or heavy weapon?
[2] 01:50 RedIce: but if yer pickin a weapon... a whip is preferable... heh

[2]02:33 nellie911[FFX]: yes I am that much of a dork to send messages to my self

[2]02:32 nellie911[FFX]: Message sent to nellie911
[2]02:33 nellie911[FFX]: yes I am that much of a dork to send messages to my self
[2]02:34 ff6shadow[FFX]: I'd rather not message myself. Talking to myself is faster
[2]02:34 ff6shadow[FFX]:
[2]02:34 Rockdude221: I hear the voices talking to myself...
[2]02:35 nellie911[FFX]: [0] Chat error: Whisper not delivered; You can not whisper yourself
[2]02:35 nellie911[FFX]: whah!

this was just too funny!!! great clannies there

[4] 12:29 Reynn Dogg[PorSo]: watchmen - u got wood for trade? and if yes, how mcuh and what for?
[4] 12:29 Watchmen[PorSo]: Yes, I do have wood for trade, please talk to me through clan chat! We shall make a deal through there!

Too funny:

[2]02:40 nellie911[FFX]: hey, hey, you, you, I can be your girlfriend!
[2]02:41 nellie911[FFX]: *fake checks afc out*
[2]02:41 a_f_c[FFX2]: hmmm
[2]02:41 nellie911[FFX]: you and me baby! :o
[2]02:42 a_f_c[FFX2]: *takes nellie away* :
[2]02:42 nellie911[FFX]: sorry hun, I'm married
[2]02:42 nellie911[FFX]: but I'm still a flirt :o

[2]00:13 Vonstuker[FFX]: irock what happened? I have spent the last hour tring to assure Calliope that FFX doesn't SUCK BALLS!

lol and another one

[2]00:16 rtm[FFX2]: wow thats funny FFX and FFX2..

wyks, all age chat please

[2] 15:03 Peasant[Snake]: Let's do some questions for fun! How many kegs of rum do i have in my inventory? (no prize)
[2] 15:03 Peasant[Snake]: whisper
[To: peasant] 15:04 vipul1997[Sphnx]: 23
[To: peasant] 15:04 vipul1997[Sphnx]: 1
[To: peasant] 15:04 vipul1997[Sphnx]: 2
[To: peasant] 15:04 vipul1997[Sphnx]: 3
[To: peasant] 15:04 vipul1997[Sphnx]: 4
[To: peasant] 15:04 vipul1997[Sphnx]: 5
[To: peasant] 15:04 vipul1997[Sphnx]: 8
[To: peasant] 15:04 vipul1997[Sphnx]: 7
[To: peasant] 15:04 vipul1997[Sphnx]: 9
[To: peasant] 15:04 vipul1997[Sphnx]: 6
[To: peasant] 15:04 vipul1997[Sphnx]: 10
[2] 15:04 Peasant[Snake]: ok. cipul, srsly[2]15:01 Rictor[~X~]: Will have more later [4]15:02 charest666[Fangz]: wtb tom/corn/straw seeds. whisper if selling [4]15:02 Nakros
[2] 15:05 Peasant[Snake]: oops highlithed rong stuff
[2] 15:05 vipul1997[Sphnx]: lol
[2] 15:05 Rictor[~X~]: o.O
[2] 15:05 DJCHARCCY[Snake]: lol peasant
[2] 15:05 Peasant[Snake]: 1 whisper
[2] 15:05 vipul1997[Sphnx]: i am loling so bad
[2] 15:06 Peasant[Snake]: anyway vipul won out of cheating o.O

[2]21:03 flag[ExRo]: redhood ?
[2]21:04 Nicholae: yea im a redhead so what
[2]21:04 Redhood[Fangz]: yup flag?
[2] 21:04 Nicholae: oh someone is named redhead oopps

I liked it.

[5] 04:50 james1990[scots]: dose any one know about the quest of the thousand year old egg. ? cuz someone wispered me about it and it was not on dw-hq?

a player got drunk in real life and was talking about urinating in chat .. this statement made me smile, i thought it was funny:


[2] 04:30 trosey[~SaS~]: I broke the seal was peeing every five minutes lol

a little later this appeared in chat:
[2]05:34 trosey[~SaS~]: I have to pee.
[2]05:34 FIREnICE2508[~M~]: *gives trosey a cork to stop it up* XD
)

Edited on 03-02-2009 05:36

ok funny chat quotes...
what do you make of this lol...


[2]05:25 trosey[~SaS~]: all depends upon the day and the stomach contents

[2]05:44 pellon_mollari[JOKER]: I am not pervin! I'm trying to avoid DBM

Edited on 03-02-2009 05:46

PrincessAmber, That's hilarious!(not). Luckily trosey is staff because anyone else would have been in real big trouble.

I must have accidentily deleted my post, its not here and no one told me they removed it , so i must have deleted it by mistake im sorry here it is:

a player got drunk in real life and was talking about urinating in chat .. this statement made me smile, i thought it was funny:


[2] 04:30 trosey[~SaS~]: I broke the seal was peeing every five minutes lol


Later :
[2]05:34 trosey[~SaS~]: I have to pee.

[2]05:34 FIREnICE2508[~M~]: *gives trosey a cork to stop it up

Edited on 03-02-2009 13:42

This is a forum post, but still quite a good one.

Silent_Zoma[Zoma]
03-02-2009 16:18

Dont mock the mighty Zoma!!!

Reminds me of Designthelie, Rictor

In whisper but funny none the less.

[W]23:58 Shalomuk[-DEN-]: I hope you develop Class III angina where you cannot walk 1 or 2 blocks without developing it loolol

[4] 03:08 plsd2mechu[TGA]: Theres always whispers baby
[4] 03:08 Marishka[T-S-C]: wrong chat my love ;)
[4] 03:08 mightywhite[WoTo]: Please do!
[4] 03:08 ruboxjr[O.G.]: Oh BRamp! Please do >
[4] 03:08 BRamp135[T-S-C]: w/c sorry
[4] 03:08 kvnguyen[~A.S~]: lol
[4] 03:07 BRamp135[T-S-C]: id like to tell you all the naughty things im thinking

READ from bottom to top.

Edited on 04-02-2009 03:13

[5]19:14 kamote[^GL^]: can i train a hamster to check on my botcheck?
[5]19:15 yehuda[S.A.S]: scientists believe you can
[5]19:15 (Guide)aquadark[Zen]: No, kamote, thats against the rules. 1 person per account.
[5]19:15 Novus Mortuus: Hamsters aren't people.

what do you make of this..i found them funny just for content on its own ..

[2]16:57 trosey[~SaS~]: and dont forget breeding to make hybrids



[2]17:03 Jester92791[Zen]: *giggly giggly*


[2]17:06 nirvanaishdude[~S~]: I don't care ewkami. Unbore me

Edited on 04-02-2009 17:09

Edited on 04-02-2009 20:34

This made me chuckle

JuiceBox[$BKS$]: ban hammer?...enlighten me
[1] 04:19 Zeken: enlighten you? can we just light you on fire?

[2]05:39 pellon_mollari[JOKER]: Widgettte! I love yew! *hold up boombox at her window*

[2]05:39 Widgettte[Wild]: ~boards up the windows

from top to bottom




[4]07:14 Godless: wtb wood for 1.8gp each

4]07:15 Jachin[ExRo]: godless you know that gp means gold per right lol. you don't have to say each after it.

4]07:16 Jachin[ExRo]: gold per each sounds kinda silly.

[4] 07:16 wizardOFtheHOOD[Fangz]: it means gold peices

[4] 07:17 Pirate[T-S-C]: Since when has gp stood for gold per? Most people use it for 'Gold pieces'

[4] 07:17 Jachin[ExRo]: hmmmmm k I get it I'm the ass lol

[2] 20:05 designthelie[!i!i!]: If I didnt have so much food on me I would go to Outlands and teach you some moves

[2] 20:05 aussiebeast[-TL-]: The place to try and teach people the Macarena isn't the OL, ya freak

[2] 20:47 designthelie[!i!i!]: I have a 1 million gnome army at my disposal


[2] 20:48 ladytabitha[Pog]: great-an army of traveling yard ornaments--heaven help us!

Plsd and Cheer having fun Then Shampalwe put their two cents in LOL

"[2] 21:45 cheerfullady[MUTED]: pure and snow in the same sentence with you as well there plsd not going to be able to keep from laughing much longer
[2] 21:45 plsd2mechu[TGA]: Ok Fine! So I'm not That innocent!
[2] 21:45 cheerfullady[MUTED]: have you been drinking already today
[2] 21:45 plsd2mechu[TGA]: But I can play it really well
[2] 21:46 Shampalwe[FATS]: Said Britney Spears."

[2]20:43 gez1000[Cloud]: Grrr...lag just put me in jail!
[2]20:45 Prometheus[TSoH]: lag doesn't have the authortie to put you in jail

[2] 01:18 Vampiress[^,.,^]: lmao that idiot blackjack was on my ignore list
[2] 01:18 Vampiress[^,.,^]: no wonder i could not hear him
[2] 01:19 nellie911[FFX]: you can't hear text vampire
[2] 01:19 Vampiress[^,.,^]: well mebbe on your computer!

top to bottom

[5]16:37 jigglebag: what town is eully market in

[2]17:20 trosey[~SaS~]: I like cheese
[2]17:22 glorantha: stilton is my preferred cheese, or cheddar melted on toast.
[2]17:23 trosey[~SaS~]: cheddar or muenster..I am so spelling that wrong but you get my point.
[2]17:24 docjackson[T~B~F]: no wensleydale (mines no better either).
[2]17:24 cheerfullady[MUTED]: provolone by far is a bit tart like swiss but oh so smelty like mozzerrala
[2]17:26 docjackson[T~B~F]: but cheese is fatning im afraid and im on a diet
[2]17:26 docjackson[T~B~F]:not
[2]17:26 st1tched1[Shiny]: lol i love provolone on a good thick cheese steak sammich

cheese coversation!!!!!

Edited on 08-02-2009 17:33

[2]03:35 blackjack907: can horse's die?
[2]03:36 TW[~X~]: Yes, If you don't feed them well enough.
[2]03:36 tynes[^,.,^]: you have to feed them? OH GOD!

lol

Bottom to top.

[5] 04:28 tdb22[~RBC~]: depends on your religion
[5] 04:28 (Guide)Orange: Dallas2049: youll drop all items you have equipped and in your inventory
[5] 04:27 Dallas2049: what happens if you die?
[5] 04:26 Dallas2049: ok ty
[5] 04:25 (Guide)Orange: Dallas2049: you can begin woodcutting at Isri
[5] 04:25 JonathanTilt: Dallas2049: Isri.
[5] 04:25 Dallas2049: o there isn't any other way? then where do you wc?
[5] 04:25 JonathanTilt: Dallas2049: Yes.
[5] 04:24 (Guide)Orange: Dallas2049: yes
[5] 04:24 Dallas2049: do you have to have wood to cook them>

LOL BoD, thanks for sharing.

[5] 17:33 melkinor[~3~]: which creature drops ogre items?
[5] 17:33 (Guide)Orange: melkinor: the ogre in the ogre caves
[5] 17:33 Lipizzan[RBorn]: ogres

but here's a good one:
read from bottom to top
[5] 22:48 Rockdude221[Snake]: k ty sat
[5] 22:48 Saturna[Zen]: The ogres decide the sequence...
[5] 22:46 Rockdude221[Snake]: at ogre can u pick whether u fight cl14 or 18 or is it random

BoD's was the funniest

Edited on 09-02-2009 22:52

[W]02:16 blackjack907: are you hot?

This is the funniest thing I have ever seen in any chat.
I deleted non-relevant chats so you can read the conversation in all it's glory Enjoy!

[2] 01:43 Gods_Messenger[~M~]: Freaking hurry up onen lol im ready to get off here
[2] 01:46 yasmine[FFX]: GM got any more goodies you are gonna throw down! lol
[2] 01:46 Gods_Messenger[~M~]: sorry hun all gave out
[2] 01:47 yasmine[FFX]: np good luck with school *hugs*
[2] 01:47 Gods_Messenger[~M~]: hehe ty hun *hugs tightly*
[2] 01:48 leaponover[MUTED]: gm, maybe you could give me a KTO since i sold you all those orbs
[2] 01:49 Gods_Messenger[~M~]: bug Trosey for some.. she kept my shop that had like 25 in them and wouldnt give me anything back
[2] 01:49 Gods_Messenger[~M~]: so if you need some go ask her
[2] 01:49 leaponover[MUTED]: oh, i don't talk to her
[2] 01:49 leaponover[MUTED]: thanks anyway
[2] 01:49 Gods_Messenger[~M~]: prolly all we have in common
[2] 01:54 trosey[~SaS~]: Didnt know using my own wood to build my shop made it someone elses
[2] 01:54 trosey[~SaS~]: And the day you left you had me on block so how can you say I didnt return what you didnt ask for
[2] 01:55 Gods_Messenger[~M~]: asked multiple times not my fault people are too stupid to check their whispers
[2] 01:55 trosey[~SaS~]: *sigh* intelligence level fell
[2] 01:55 leaponover[MUTED]: trosey, give GM back his KTO's so he can give me one
[2] 01:55 leaponover[MUTED]: stop hoarding
[2] 01:55 Gods_Messenger[~M~]: and your own wood pfft! lmao does that include prolly the total of 30k wood i used?
[2] 01:55 Gods_Messenger[~M~]: I gave you* oops
[2] 01:56 Gods_Messenger[~M~]: either way i was talking about you not to you
[2] 01:56 trosey[~SaS~]: 30k? lol.
[2] 01:56 Gods_Messenger[~M~]: go cry to someone else
[2] 01:56 Gods_Messenger[~M~]: and then some..
[2] 01:56 Gods_Messenger[~M~]: then loads of raw fish lmao
[2] 01:56 Dragonfuries[KoRT]: trosey come back to msn don't fight with GM please
[2] 01:56 trosey[~SaS~]: Didn't know I was crying for calling you a liar.
[2] 01:56 leaponover[MUTED]: trosey, GM made you
[2] 01:56 trosey[~SaS~]: sorry you keep trying to ruin my reputation and failing?
[2] 01:56 LuciousKri: trouble in paradise :O hehe
[2] 01:56 Gods_Messenger[~M~]: ruin it? lmao
[2] 01:56 trosey[~SaS~]: Gm made me? lol..yah he did my levels for me?
[2] 01:56 Gods_Messenger[~M~]: did you ever have one?
[2] 01:57 a_f_c[FFX2]: guys come on
[2] 01:57 trosey[~SaS~]: I see nothing changed. Conversation is over.
[2] 01:57 Gods_Messenger[~M~]: Mod lol blow me seriously!!
[2] 01:57 Gods_Messenger[~M~]: later all lmao
[2] 01:57 NateHarper[~SaS~]: Tro makes herself ;)
[2] 01:57 Bogtrotter[TRIBE]: and Kids..THATS why you don't get Married....
[2] 01:57 Gods_Messenger[~M~]: tro didnt do anything for herself lmao
[2] 01:58 Gods_Messenger[~M~]: *Hey can you help me hun*
[2] 01:58 leaponover[MUTED]: if it weren't for GM, you'd be just another trosey
[2] 01:58 Gods_Messenger[~M~]: so i did..
[2] 01:58 Gods_Messenger[~M~]: nice rood horn!! and everything else you wear lmao
[2] 01:58 Dragonfuries[KoRT]: GM seriously..just grow da heck up and get a life...noob
[2] 01:58 a_f_c[FFX2]: [W]01:57 CBLover[*I*C*]: butt out <<< wth
[2] 01:58 LuciousKri: well i never liked either Gm or trosey but i dislike trosey more because she likes to stir things up
[2] 01:58 ruboxjr[O.G.]: GM youre back??
[2] 01:58 Gods_Messenger[~M~]: I have one DF which is why Im not here lmao just giving stuff away
[2] 01:58 LuciousKri: anywho im not gonna burn thru the chat over silliness you got what u deserve trosey hehe
[2] 01:59 Dragonfuries[KoRT]: just drop it and leave...don't start fights and spread rumors
[2] 01:59 tomg: i like it
[2] 01:59 Gods_Messenger[~M~]: trosey has to start things then whine about it all to someone on msn like they start it cuz thats how she operates she doesnt do anything wrong
[2] 01:59 Gods_Messenger[~M~]: Peace out!!
[2] 01:59 Dragonfuries[KoRT]: tomg...thought you quit??
[2] 01:59 NateHarper[~SaS~]: still a hissy throwing drama queen then GM, thought a bit of RL would changed you for the good ;)
[2] 02:00 outlawchevy[MUTED]: df to shut the hell up
[2] 02:00 Dragonfuries[KoRT]: O.o no one tells me to shut up
[2] 02:01 stangman[MUTED]: u need to df
[2] 02:01 leaponover[MUTED]: that was from stang DF
[2] 02:01 LuciousKri: omg :O

P.S. A full copy will be posted on a web site I'm not allowed to advertise or mention.

[4] 04:38 The Riddle 1: What is the max. price I will get payed for 2460 wood?
[4] 04:39 Archangelalways[MUTED]: 4920
[4] 04:39 Calliope[MAAN]: 2460 times 2.
[4] 04:39 SonikBoom[Wild]: twice that number
[4] 04:39 The Riddle 1: I know, but some people want to pay extra for wood...
[4] 04:40 Archangelalways[MUTED]: no they dont
[4] 04:40 Spidermouse[-DEN-]: buying wood 3 gold per, whisper me

[2]17:43 Nostradamus: Your Beginners horse has died !

Surely he should have predicted this would happen ?!

sds

I know ur not supposed to post things u say, but someone else thought it was funny too. read bottom up!


[5] 18:11 felix 3x[~FIN~]: o.o
[5] 18:11 shadowemokitty[-Babe]: yes it is
[5] 18:11 Lipizzan[RBorn]: if you're dead it is, lol
[5] 18:11 felix 3x[~FIN~]: is the trip back for free?
[5] 18:11 felix 3x[~FIN~]: OK
[5] 18:11 (Guide)trosey[~SaS~]: if you use your own boat it is free but I do not suggest that at all
[5] 18:11 (Guide)trosey[~SaS~]: 50 gps
[5] 18:10 felix 3x[~FIN~]: How much does a trip to OL cost?

bottom up gotta luv that vincius!


[2] 09:29 vincius[~SaS~]: Anyhow, while I'm getting dressed. Maybe you can solve the mystery of the beer caps in my bed.
[2] 09:29 vincius[~SaS~]: lol
[2] 09:28 bantha_warrior[Lair]: You never know unless you try it Vincius
[2] 09:28 vincius[~SaS~]: A smile wont help me from getting frost damaged
Bantha ;)
[2] 09:27 Indefinitial[Lair]: haha ?
[2] 09:27 vincius[~SaS~]: rofl
[2] 09:27 bantha_warrior[Lair]: Clothes are always good, but if you can't find them try a smile
[2] 09:27 vincius[~SaS~]: Going pretty well. Trying to find something to wear, in kind of a hurry.
[2] 09:25 Indefinitial[Lair]: Hey Vinny hows it going?

[3] 01:40 nellie911[FFX]: oh yea, btw parker, our 1 month anniversary is coming up
[3] 01:40 irockuworld[FFX]: Eek !

From Pirate Chat a While back, Someone Said something backwards, My Journal Cut that bit off.

I Thought it was Funny enough to save it, hope you do too.

Bottom up.

[6] 03:26 Tazz-99[Cyber]: lol era lla ew
[6] 03:25 Coneja[~ADV~]: !era uoy ,sdrawkcab ton m'I
[6] 03:24 Tazz-99[Cyber]: P: sdrawkcab ruoy esuaceB
[6] 03:23 Novus Mortuus[~S~]: P: ti htrow yllatot saw ti tub ,siht rof detum gnitteg pu dne lliw ew tcepsus I
[6] 03:23 Coneja[~ADV~]: ): won sdrawkcab kcehc tob ym od ot yrt i nehw dab s'ti wonk uoy
[6] 03:23 Novus Mortuus[~S~]: ^^ skcud ekil I
[6] 03:22 Tazz-99[Cyber]: !aH ,sevid dna skcud
[6] 03:21 Coneja[~ADV~]: ahahahahah
[6] 03:21 Novus Mortuus[~S~]: D:> gnihgual yawa snur neht ,relwart a htiw daeh eht edispu zzaT skcamS-
[6] 03:21 Coneja[~ADV~]: !eivom wen eb dluohs taht
[6] 03:20 Apocolypse[MAAN]: lol I can't believe i'm wasting my time reading all of that backwards
[6] 03:20 Tazz-99[Cyber]: !mN ti gnirB
[6] 03:20 Coneja[~ADV~]: d:
[6] 03:19 Coneja[~ADV~]: gnihtyna trats t'ndid eh
[6] 03:19 Novus Mortuus[~S~]: !..elyts skcod naisyle..ereh ni ssapoohw fo nac a pu nepo ot tuoba ma I
[6] 03:18 Tazz-99[Cyber]: detrats uoy tahw kool won
[6] 03:18 Coneja[~ADV~]: ?y a htiw ton yhw
[6] 03:17 Tazz-99[Cyber]: ?seY
[6] 03:17 Novus Mortuus[~S~]: ...athguo i yhW...I erad woH ?I erad woH
[6] 03:17 Coneja[~ADV~]: ?atirohtua
[6] 03:17 Tazz-99[Cyber]: ?!uoy erad woH
[6] 03:16 Novus Mortuus[~S~]: !atirohtua ym tcepseR
[6] 03:16 Novus Mortuus[~S~]: ?!yas uoy did tahW
[6] 03:16 Coneja[~ADV~]: �¿ton yhw
[6] 03:15 Tazz-99[Cyber]: ?sdrawkcab yhW?

[1] 04:06 hpafs[NF]: I'm bored, whisper me with your life problems and i just might respond

ok have edited this leaving in just the relevant chat

15:10 Darkninja[S4NT4]: Anyone in Jedi?
15:11 glorantha: jedi have all gone for the knight
15:12 MilneCat[CZ]: that's three bad puns in one day, glor...what have you been drinking?
15:13 glorantha: have a cold at the moment it does tend to make me cut loose with the puns rather than keep them to myself
15:12 Darkninja[S4NT4]: ?
15:14 Darkninja[S4NT4]: Wat' ya mean?
15:15 glorantha: it was a pun on jedi knight (night)
15:15 Darkninja[S4NT4]: They joined another clan?
15:16 glorantha: pun - an amusing play on words

[2]16:21 Fire_Like_Myrrh: Mining 53 1130529 62470 xD
[2]16:21 Fire_Like_Myrrh: I'm working on my sithing though
[2]16:21 Fire_Like_Myrrh: Smithing * woah o.0

[2]18:42 plsd2mechu[TGA]: I can wear a Gem?
[2]18:42 plsd2mechu[TGA]: Like jewelry?
[2]18:42 plsd2mechu[TGA]: Sweet!

[2]18:42 plsd2mechu[TGA]: I can wear a Gem?
[2]18:42 plsd2mechu[TGA]: Like jewelry?
[2]18:42 plsd2mechu[TGA]: Sweet!

[2]18:52 Saturna[Zen]: *Tries to take a sip of her beer and dribbles it all down the front of her armor* This isn't as easy as I thought! ;D
[2]18:53 charest666[Fangz]: maybe you have a hole in your lip
[2]18:53 Selena33[-DRS-]: I'm not going to be a Prawn in your Game, I've Hoddock with you!
[2]18:54 (Mod)Maggie[MAAN]: this isna salmon occassion Edam
[2]18:54 MGC[~BoD~]: Sing another Tuna Sel[2]18:56 Billth[C.]: Saturna don't flounder..
[4]18:56 SunWife: how much does an avril sell for?
[4]18:57 TRAGjiCSiN: anyone want to buy them?
[4]18:57 Thor67[-SA-]: SunWife - 1.9 - 2.2k
[2]18:57 (Mod)Aglarele[~SaS~]: *shrimps while she sees the floundered look of her auntie*
[2]18:58 (Mod)Maggie[MAAN]: there's a thyme and plaice for everything
[2]18:58 Saturna[Zen]: *sits on her Perch here at Kaldra despite its squirming*
[2]18:58 Crow[~NS~]: Oh cod its pun time
[2]18:58 hairyleggs[~DoS~]: now I've got a mule snorting in my ear...
[2]18:58 Selena33[-DRS-]: Load of Balone ;)
[2]18:59 (Mod)Maggie[MAAN]: dont pesto me
[2]18:59 Edam[~S~]: Enough already...*puts on music and turns up the bass*
[2]18:59 Saturna[Zen]: Do you mean Ah! Balone?
[2]19:00 Selena33[-DRS-]: Oh Edam, ~groans~
[2]19:00 (Mod)Maggie[MAAN]: uncles name was Ab, Ab Balone
[2]19:00 Selena33[-DRS-]: and again lol
[2]19:00 (Mod)Aglarele[~SaS~]: *trouts her auntie while she tries to tuna her beer but gets sharked away to jail*
[2]19:00 Edam[~S~]: Stop being so shellfish..
[2]19:00 glorantha: all that sauce
[2]19:00 Raatteen[NewB]: Congratulations! You've gained a fishing level(13)
[2]19:00 xangelo: *What a coincidence. I'm eating pesto
[2]19:00 Selena33[-DRS-]: See what your Cod-piece started? lol
[2]19:01 Crow[~NS~]: Someone play a different tuna
[2]19:01 Saturna[Zen]: Agla is a multi-punner!! I'm so proud. ;D
[2]19:01 (Mod)Maggie[MAAN]: Ol sole oh me o
[2]19:02 scray[CFH]: this is a bunch of carp
[2]19:02 TELLUS68: hello Syrnians
[2]19:02 kangoo67[Solo]: hi TELL
[2]19:03 Selena33[-DRS-]: Think everyones drinks have been (s)piked
[2]19:03 Sandar[$BKS$]: Hi Tell


2]19:00 (Mod)Aglarele[~SaS~]: *trouts her auntie while she tries to tuna her beer but gets sharked away to jail*
[2]19:00 Edam[~S~]: Stop being so shellfish..
[2]19:00 glorantha: all that sauce
[2]19:00 Raatteen[NewB]: Congratulations! You've gained a fishing level(13)
[2]19:00 xangelo: *What a coincidence. I'm eating pesto
[2]19:00 Selena33[-DRS-]: See what your Cod-piece started? lol
[2]19:01 Crow[~NS~]: Someone play a different tuna
[2]19:01 Saturna[Zen]: Agla is a multi-punner!! I'm so proud. ;D
[2]19:01 (Mod)Maggie[MAAN]: Ol sole oh me o
[2]19:02 scray[CFH]: this is a bunch of carp

Edited on 17-02-2009 19:03

[5] 21:10 plsd2mechu[TGA]: I am Stuck in Tutorial!
[5] 21:11 plsd2mechu[TGA]: This is So Unfair!
[5] 21:11 Saturna[Zen]: How the heck did you get in there plsd?
[5] 21:11 Falstaff[Pub]: how did you even get into the tutorial?
[5] 21:12 plsd2mechu[TGA]: I have NO idea!
[5] 21:12 bardok42[RBorn]: by starting the game

Read from top to bottom!

[5] 21:25 plsd2mechu[TGA]: Aglarele? You tell M2H to meet me in Outs! Imma whup his behind!
[5] 21:26 plsd2mechu[TGA]: Made me miss my First Mage!
[5] 21:26 plsd2mechu[TGA]: So Upset!

[1] 22:57 TheSupplier[B~H]: im sellin my anal virginity
1] 22:57 Viperslfc[Snake]: You will have time to do that once they jail you

[5] 01:16 aussie_m8[~Fae~]: No problem ;) couldn't have you walking around like your outfit was designed by lady gaga.
[5] 01:15 Zornaph[Wild]: phew! thanks aussie ...and to think i was about to make the worst fashion mistake of my life
[5] 01:14 aussie_m8[~Fae~]: No, green trousers go only with purple shoes.
[5] 01:13 Zornaph[Wild]: do brown shoes go with green trousers?

bottom up

[2]20:59 TW[~X~]: testee
[2]21:00 Prometheus[TSoH]: O.O
[2]21:00 canasian137[AFK]: ew TW >.<
[2]21:00 TW[~X~]: XD That didn't sound right

[3]21:52 votter[WoTo]: I'm a terrible writter.

[5]05:37 plsd2mechu[TGA]: Can someone ask M2H how much money I need to donate to fix game?


if only it was that easy

[4]18:22 Teo: If you sleep average 10 hours a day and then play 8 hours 7 hours for school and every day I watch tv for 2 hours homework and studying 1 hour
[4]18:22 Teo: sorry wrong chat
[4]18:22 Teo: really sorry
[4]18:24 Fatboyzcaraudio[~FaM~]: LOL study math harder 28 hour days :o (just playing)
4]18:25 bdwhite34[SWC]: We could all get more done with 4 extra hours. hehe

[3]18:39 THIR13EN[~GS~]: here, have a bronze dagger. i have lots.

3]18:38 The Riddle 1[~GS~]: NO!!!

[3]18:38 The Riddle 1[~GS~]: I don't want that.

[3]18:38 The Riddle 1[~GS~]: I HATE them!

[3]18:39 THIR13EN[~GS~]: lol, dont you like daggers

[3]18:39 The Riddle 1[~GS~]: NO

(out of sequence because of chat lag. he was giving me some free wood and i wanted to give him a dagger i picked up)

I read this entire forum after after doing so I think the MOD edit at the top is funniest cause it has been ignored repeatily XD

Moderator edit:
Please keep this funny, clean and enjoyable for all.
No need for any conflict, Flamers or arguing.
No Clan Chat, that is between Clan Players.
No Whispers as these are between you and the Player concerned and not Public Chat.
Syrnian Rules apply to Forum Posts too.
Mod Edit at 03.23, 29-09-2008

[2]18:52 Teo: Simba is a lion in a cartoon right?
[2]18:52 Simba[SoT]: I'll have you know I'm very real actually. ^_^


lol

[1] 20:03 this is me andy: 11 just go them and just stared

[1] 20:03 scray[CFH]: how many do you have?
[1] 20:02 this is me andy: i got radish seeds

[1] 20:02 scray[CFH]: this is me andy i will buy seeds
[1] 20:02 this is me andy: what u use seeds for and where u go plant them at
[1] 20:01 this is me andy: whos buying seeds


Read bottom to top
LoL

[5] 22:17 (Guide)Orange: cgroff8: clean the jails at sanfew, sell resources youve gathered, then i can steal it ;)
[5] 22:16 cgroff8[VR]: and how do i make 40 gp fast?
[5] 22:16 cgroff8[VR]: guid orange stop tryin to theif me plz

[2] 21:05 desordor[FFX2]: dammit i have alcohol in my nose >.>
[2] 21:05 desordor[FFX2]: darn that hurts
[2] 21:05 desordor[FFX2]: brb

[4]00:07 (Mod)Moderator: Warning: Game help chat is only for game related question, it is not for general conversation.

WRONG CHAT MOD lmbo

Damn! Perfetto beat me!

Bottom to top guys...

[2] 11:13 (Mod)Maggie[MAAN]: git out orv it, u aint speeli it roit
[2] 11:13 Selena33[-DRS-]: Like Norah Batties?
[2] 11:12 (Mod)Maggie[MAAN]: *slaps sels
[2] 11:12 Selena33[-DRS-]: nuw oi downt
[2] 11:12 genezen[~X~]: *laughs softly from the shadows*
[2] 11:12 glorantha: education is wasted on the young
[2] 11:11 (Mod)Maggie[MAAN]: do you know how to spell
[2] 11:09 Ginseg: yes
[2] 11:08 soykes[*WAR*]: do u no wot bebo or myspace is
[2] 11:07 soykes[*WAR*]: lol
[2] 11:06 Selena33[-DRS-]: No, but I have a lawnmower you may borrow soykes
[2] 11:06 soykes[*WAR*]: bebo
[2] 11:06 soykes[*WAR*]: does any1 have beo or myspace

LMAO

Edited on 27-02-2009 11:22

5]20:56 orly[~one~]: whats the maz hit of a rood dino?

[5]20:56 orly[~one~]: max*

[5]20:57 lestro[Pond]: probably higher than that of a nice dino


Hehe

[1] 01:57 tiff[~M~]: Salmon love the taste of beer
[1] 01:59 ruboxjr[O.G.]: I didnt realize I was a salmon -.-
[1] 01:59 Prometheus[TSoH]: lol
[1] 02:00 Prometheus[TSoH]: Hello, My name is Prome, and I am a salmon
[1] 02:00 ruboxjr[O.G.]: Hello, My name is rubo, and I, also, am a salmon
[1] 02:00 tiff[~M~]: lol
[1] 02:00 Calliope[MAAN]: sounds fishy to me...

[1] 00:13 BEX[T-S-C]: *sits in cell sulking cos chat hates me* XD
[1] 00:13 TW[~X~]: Rofl XD XD
[1] 00:13 BEX[T-S-C]: I quit >.<
[1] 00:13 BEX[T-S-C]: [1]00:11 BEX[T-S-C]: :o nice Jamie!!
[1] 00:13 TW[~X~]: lol
[1] 00:12 BEX[T-S-C]: I didn't notice
[1] 00:12 BEX[T-S-C]: lmao XD
[1] 00:12 TW[~X~]: *points the choob towards clan*
[1] 00:11 BEX[T-S-C]: :o nice Jamie!!
[1] 00:11 BEX[T-S-C]: You are sent to jail for 375 seconds.
[1] 00:11 BEX[T-S-C]: You have successfully thieved the Red bauble! ^.^

From the bottom up

[5]03:33 zernex[mag]: Well im in my house and i cant find my bathroom : /
[5]03:33 zernex[mag]: Can you show me the way? i just bought this house with 4 moonstones

[1] 17:50 Dragons Wrath[-Rei-]: test.
[1] 17:50 Dragons Wrath[-Rei-]: thought my chat crashed nvm =]
[1] 17:50 glorantha: passed test go to OL and collect 200 gold

[4]10:34 Absolute Legend[FesLe]: 5000 wood for 1000 gp's
[4]10:34 Absolute Legend[FesLe]: sorry folks
[4]10:34 Absolute Legend[FesLe]: that should be 10000k gp's
[4]10:35 puffaren[$BKS$]: 10000K?? lol
[4]10:35 nl1724: only got 113 gp
[4]10:36 ConanCarl[DLofD]: thats sum very expensive wood, lol
[4]10:36 Absolute Legend[FesLe]: riiight i see the error of my ways... okay let me restipulate for clarity: 5 thousand wood for 10 thousand gp's, whisper if interested folks

[2] 19:49 shaints11: can i join a clan?
[2] 19:50 ruboxjr[O.G.]: no shaints11, you are not allowed.
[2] 19:50 shaints11: why not?
[2] 19:50 ruboxjr[O.G.]: It has been determined by the Gods.
[2]19:50 shaints11: -_- idiot

[2]13:20 Lemon[Whirl]: what does XD mean

General -> Death at Jungle's Edge
General -> died at jungles edge

Forum quote, but still classic.

Person posted his death post after someone had posted they found it.

Guess he should have taken the time out to read and save some face

thats not funny

[4] 20:29 Redhood[Fangz]: where does a HTO go?
[4] 20:29 jamie lannister[F-E-S]: hawaii of course

Edited on 07-03-2009 20:46

Hehe corn recored these :
[2] 21:05 desordor[FFX2]: dammit i have alcohol in my nose
[2] 21:05 desordor[FFX2]: darn that hurts
[2] 21:05 desordor[FFX2]: brb

[2] 19:41 nellie911[FFX]: rats can breed? :O
[2] 19:42 Goldmonger[O.G.]: see nellie.. when a mommy rat and daddy rat love each other verry much
[2] 19:42 St0rmz_[*TF*]: they order a rat that is delivered by a sotrk at midnight

2] 23:48 FRIDA[TSoH]: XD
[2] 23:48 Prometheus[TSoH]: I <3 the Queen of Noobs too :
[2] 23:48 FRIDA[TSoH]: <3 means loves
[2] 23:48 brogs[Ar1eS]: rofl he said he hearts the queen of the noobs lol
[2] 23:48 FRIDA[TSoH]: he said about me , Iam the queen of noobs
[2] 23:48 WanderingSoul08: so maybe he is a queen
[2] 23:47 FRIDA[TSoH]: I have his pic, so 100% guy XD
[2] 23:47 hotrodheart[Only1]: [2] 23:39 canasian137[-TaG-]: <3 the queen of noobs
[2] 23:47 RangersApprentice[NOVA]: cana ? nice? :no: XD
[2] 23:46 Prometheus[TSoH]: He's a nice guy...he'd probably dance with you if you really want
[2] 23:46 brogs[Ar1eS]: was in his clan for 18 months so i think i know XD
[2] 23:46 DragonicKnight[Shiny]: this is gonna be awesome
[2] 23:46 ladytabitha[Pog]: hotrod-I'll say this for you, when you stick your foot in your mouth you go all the way-;)
[2] 23:46 DragonicKnight[Shiny]: *gets popcorn for the belting about to happen*
[2] 23:46 FRIDA[TSoH]: XD
[2] 23:46 hotrodheart[Only1]: i can prove it to
[2] 23:46 hotrodheart[Only1]: brogs a few minutes ago canasian said was a she
[2] 23:46 RangersApprentice[NOVA]: are you sure about that?
[2] 23:46 DragonicKnight[Shiny]: XD
[2] 23:46 brogs[Ar1eS]: cana is a guy XD
[2] 23:46 brogs[Ar1eS]: roflmao
[2] 23:45 hotrodheart[Only1]: takes miss canasian by the hand and danses with her to waylon jennings- sweet dream woman

[6] 11:09 Calgor[SRN]: Retaliation shot 1 of today
[6] 11:09 Calgor[SRN]: Some might call them moderators.
[6] 11:09 bummie[-TaG-]: my penguins wear suits... cant get any eviler than that
[6] 11:09 Calgor[SRN]: I direct your attention to the Insane evil Ducks without souls, sense or rational thinking.
[6] 11:06 Calgor[SRN]: Not really...the most evil creature is not a penguin
[6] 11:06 bummie[-TaG-]: world domination
[6] 11:06 bummie[-TaG-]: mix em up and what do you get?
[6] 11:06 bummie[-TaG-]: penguins,... the most evil creatures on earth and the best form of leadership ever thought of
[6] 11:05 Calgor[SRN]: Communist Penguins?!
[6] 11:04 bummie[-TaG-]: penguins attenTION! penguins SALUTE!
[6] 11:01 Calgor[SRN]: Comrade Stalin salutes you!


oooo SNAP!

4]22:47 pedro[Fangz]: anyone selling iron ores ?
[4]22:48 darekabe888: u should say wtb iron ores

[5]00:23 (Mod)Moderator: Warning: Trade chat is only for in-game trading purposes, it is not for general conversation.



Again mod? jees

[5] 21:22 Salamander: hi, what am i supposed to do?
[5] 21:23 (Guide)Orange: Salamander: follow the onscreen instructions, they will guide you through the 9 tutorials
[5] 21:23 Parker10[KoRT]: Follow on-screen instructions and ask questions here if needed.
[5] 21:24 Salamander: can you see yourself moving after the the tutorial?
[5] 21:24 (Guide)Orange: Salamander: not in 3d, this is a text based game
[5] 21:24 glorantha: this is a text based game there are no 3d graphics
[5] 21:25 corn[Swift]: only when u close ur eyes really tight and turn around three times, tap your heels and say theres no place like home

Lmao!! XD

[5]01:54 (Guide)Orange: reneeev: http://www.addictinggames.com/index.html <-- lol He mean't to post dw-hq.com instead he put addictinggames.com

heh my signatures got mine

[4] 03:25 sufix1234[Solo]: that question is best asked in chat [4] trade chat
[4] 03:25 awesomeman13[~AWE~]: how do u whisper
[4] 03:24 awesomeman13[~AWE~]: uhhhh say 25-50
[4] 03:23 awesomeman13[~AWE~]: anyone have cooked food for me to buy


I am sorry but ROFL

Read sig

I found this funny for some reason:

[5] 12:07 Gold Coconut: so whats so good about opening a shop
[5] 12:07 Viperslfc[Snake]: Selling items, thats pretty self explanatory.
[5] 12:08 Gold Coconut: well... well... your fat
[5] 12:09 Viperslfc[Snake]: And you have the IQ of a wet sponge.
[5] 12:09 Gold Coconut: your still fat
[5] 12:10 Luked007[~*V*~]: lol viper
[5] 12:10 Gold Coconut: fine
[5]12:11 Gold Coconut: viper your skiiny/fat ish thing/um somthing
[2]12:11 Viperslfc[Snake]: Gold coconut, if your going to insult. Google better ones, your boring me.

The end (i think)

And it continues

[5]12:13 Gold Coconut: k wheres a good place to sell shrimp lol
[5]12:14 desordor[Snake]: Im your shop sponge!
[5]12:14 Viperslfc[Snake]: Just advertise it every 15 mins, if you put an amount and have 100 of them. Will most likely sell.
[5]12:14 Viperslfc[Snake]: Shop is not a good idea to sell low items like that, easily thieved.
[5]12:15 desordor[Snake]: I know >

And now it moves to trade

[4]12:15 Gold Coconut: selling shrimps cooked/raw!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[4]12:16 Gold Coconut: cus i put more than one !

Back to world

[2]12:17 Gold Coconut: i hope they mute you lol (no idea who he/she is talking to)
[2]12:18 Viperslfc[Snake]: They have done.
[2]12:18 Viperslfc[Snake]: But not once for being a spammer.

And it continues...

[2]12:18 Gold Coconut: dont talk to meh please...
[2]12:19 Viperslfc[Snake]: Gladly. Dont talk at all please.
[2]12:19 Luked007[~*V*~]: lol again
[2]12:19 docjackson[T~B~F]: gets out some popcorn..
[2]12:19 flag[ExRo]: oko i will ...gold coconut your just one big huge nutt huh >?
[2]12:20 docjackson[T~B~F]: anyone want some?
[2]12:20 Luked007[~*V*~]: me me!
[2]12:20 Selena33[-DRS-]: Yay! I have some yellow writing and a Drop!
[2]12:20 docjackson[T~B~F]: hee you go ~passes a bag over
[2]12:21 Luked007[~*V*~]: *takes the bag and runs*

And that is all i'm doing

I have to add this

[2]12:22 Viperslfc[Snake]: lol mshaw running commentary.
[2]12:25 mshaw29[RBorn]: I know it takes forever

And I think it stops there I don't think i could continue anymore.

Wait i found some old stuff...

[5] 11:52 Gold Coconut: are you able to like trade people
[5] 11:52 Gold Coconut: or maybe people trade me and giv eme like 100k for free
[5] 11:52 Gold Coconut:
[5] 11:53 bummie[-TaG-]: yes gold coconut, at eully market you can make trades
[5] 11:53 Gold Coconut: so you wanan give me 100k for free
[5] 11:53 Gold Coconut: bummie
[5] 11:53 bummie[-TaG-]: rofl coconut im sorry but that wont happen here if your lucky maybe some tools to get you started , but thats it
[5] 11:54 Gold Coconut: ok give meh some tools to help emh get started plzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
[5] 11:54 bummie[-TaG-]: that is spammed only 3 letters to emphasise a word are aloud and sadly i cant get to eully and you arent able to get to my trading posts yet
[5] 11:55 bummie[-TaG-]: ask in world chta very nicely and im sure somone will help you out

That Is All

Edited on 15-03-2009 12:34

[2]13:59 a_f_c[FFX]: can some1 tell me when my microwave goes PING
[2]14:00 a_f_c[FFX]: w/c pro
[2]14:00 a_f_c[FFX]:

[5]14:03 votter[WoTo]: Are you talking to your grandma?

rofl

ok, here is the story, i gave a noob in my clan a ven fang for fun for the bluebell quest and he replied




[W]20:03 skosko[d0tA]: it doesn't work

[To: skosko]20:03 THIR13EN[d0tA]: what doesnt work

[W]20:04 skosko[d0tA]: she says Welcome back...that potion did not do any good to me yet. I did not change a thiny bit.

[W]20:04 skosko[d0tA]: Did your really get the Venomous fang yourself ?

[2]21:56 wickerman[KoRT]: looking for a misstress if interested whisper me
[2]21:56 Orhoz[Fangz]: damn wicker! lol
[5]21:56 Dark Hunter[TDR]: whats a misstress?
[2]21:56 Orhoz[Fangz]: XD.....whats a mistress huh...
[5]21:56 Dark Hunter[TDR]: wrong chat
[2]21:57 Dark Hunter[TDR]: Whats a mistress, and if it makes money im in!
[2]21:57 lildevil[~FaM~]: ME lol
[2]21:57 Lemon[d0tA]: a mistress is a wife... (<- i know im not supposed to do this but...)
[2]21:58 Dark Hunter[TDR]: oh...im male, so no.
[2]21:58 Orhoz[Fangz]: a mistress is female..a master is male
[2]21:59 Dark Hunter[TDR]: so whats a lord like me?
[2]21:59 Orhoz[Fangz]: fictional? lol

[2]18:44 hotrodheart[Only1]: damn by the smell of that fart i can tell i ate eggs in something
[2]18:45 hotrodheart[Only1]: who has some air freshener?
[2]18:45 hotrodheart[Only1]: i need to use some
[2]18:45 Dragonfuries[KoRT]: thanks hotrod...I am trying to eat
[2]18:46 hotrodheart[Only1]: sorry df hun i couldn't help it

guide asking guide for help, lol

[5]19:36 (Guide)Calliope[MAAN]: Orange, what combat level do you suggest for combat in Arch Caves 2?

[5]19:36 (Guide)Orange: Calliope: CL 40+ is recommended for best results

[5]19:37 (Guide)Calliope[MAAN]: Thank you very much.

[1]20:11 kozmik[Fangz]: i went to a wife swapping party once - and ended up with a lawn mower

Hes talented

[2]23:30 AppyGirl[Horse]: My day was good till I randomly died
[2]23:30 AppyGirl[Horse]: but it's better now!
[2]23:31 Viperslfc[Snake]: You dont randomly die.
[2]23:31 Amnesiaa[Nor]: random died?
[2]23:31 Viperslfc[Snake]: Every death on here is because a monster killed you or a player
[2]23:31 Amnesiaa[Nor]: hahaha joke
[2]23:31 Viperslfc[Snake]: Nothing random about it xD
[2]23:32 AppyGirl[Horse]: It was just unexpected Viper, I had ann internet glitch, then I was dead! by a monster!
[2]23:32 Amnesiaa[Nor]: then you fought

This is a funny thieving attempt!

You have been caught thieving Lemonade !

[2] 07:50 pipster[RBorn]: i guess the recession even affected the spartans
[2] 07:50 LastSpartan[S!]: no everyone, we are different spartans. all of my members are made into the Best ^^ cos they join my clan
[2] 07:50 orly[HiGH]: thought u had 2 be born in sparta?
[2] 07:50 wickerman[KoRT]: that was always my understanding too Pipster
[2] 07:49 pipster[RBorn]: i thought the spartans only picked the best, the rest went into the pit??

[2]17:31 Viperslfc[Snake]: Or my adventures in arch caves, they are riveting.
[2]17:32 Viperslfc[Snake]: Saw Indiana Jones, he was after some trinket.

lol..

[0]21:55 5 Minutes tto the 1-10 Combi chest *Koban Axe* at Burning Beach

M2N, it is to.

How is that Funny? Everyone makes typos.

[W]03:25 Parker10[KoRT]: let me help some newbies! :o

hehe..

[2] 16:12 WarZoid[~TBR~]: Your Mule has died ! wth
[2] 16:13 sfarley360[C~B]: all riding animals die war
[2] 16:13 filtered_chaos[Shiny]: lots of livestock dieing today whats up with that
[2] 16:13 WarZoid[~TBR~]: 3rd one in lik 1 hour
[2] 16:13 Viperslfc[Snake]: No just Warzoid has posted his dying
[2] 16:13 Viperslfc[Snake]: Mine die i really dont think it being announcement worthy.
[2] 16:14 filtered_chaos[Shiny]: I have had the same one sense I have started the game
[2] 16:15 WarZoid[~TBR~]: im gonna have to buy mules in bult
[2] 16:15 WarZoid[~TBR~]: bulk
[2] 16:15 littlebro: fc you just jinxed yourself lol
[2] 16:15 filtered_chaos[Shiny]: littlebro its not like I use it it has been in that house sense you gave it to me
[2] 16:16 WarZoid[~TBR~]: wickerman i just bought a mule from ur shop and it died in less than 10 minutes
[2] 16:16 wickerman[KoRT]: sorry to hear that
[2] 16:16 WarZoid[~TBR~]: u owe me 75gp
[2] 16:17 WarZoid[~TBR~]: Your Mule has died ! OMG?
[2] 16:18 filtered_chaos[Shiny]: that makes 4
[2] 16:18 WarZoid[~TBR~]: omg its like a 20% chance it dies or what
[2] 16:18 QueenOfGirls[KoRT]: poor mules
[2] 16:18 QueenOfGirls[KoRT]: im calling the syrnia humane society
[2] 16:18 Vonstuker[FFX]: lol QOG
[2] 16:18 Viperslfc[Snake]: Your just a mule mass murderer. I think he found the syrnian glue factory which pays 125 gp per mules.
[2] 16:18 Pyriel28[~X~]: ahh killing spree
[2] 16:19 filtered_chaos[Shiny]: I think they need to be fed alittle more often
[2] 16:19 Selena33[-DRS-]: think you'd find it cheaper to buy some boots lol
[2] 16:20 WarZoid[~TBR~]: I need a mule ith + dura
[2] 16:20 Bhangra[F-E-S]: Doesn't Preff own that factory?
[2] 16:20 filtered_chaos[Shiny]: lmao WarZoid that would be a better bet
[2] 16:23 WarZoid[~TBR~]: Bought the 3 Mule for 300 gold. hope they last a lil while


(I wouldn't bet on it )

[5] 22:51 (Guide)Orange: AvengedAngel: you cna see recommended levels for each location here - Polar bear
[5] 22:51 AvengedAngel[HAWK]: see them at polar bear??
[5] 22:51 (Guide)Orange: oops sorry
[5] 22:52 (Guide)Orange: see here - http://www.thelegionbase.com/index.php?p=maps

Just like that time when he gave the addictinggames.com weblink instead of another thelegionbase.com link

[5] 22:51 (Guide)Orange: AvengedAngel: you cna see recommended levels for each location here - Polar bear
[5] 22:51 AvengedAngel[HAWK]: see them at polar bear??
[5] 22:51 (Guide)Orange: oops sorry
[5] 22:52 (Guide)Orange: see here - http://www.thelegionbase.com/index.php?p=maps

04:01 Parker10[KoRT]: your goal to be #1 in farming?
04:01 Orange: no, just level 71
04:03 Parker10[KoRT]: 71..why?
04:04 Parker10[KoRT]: orange seeds XD

[1] 19:06 Viperslfc[Snake]: Its called the manual, go cut wood and read it while you do.
[1] 19:05 Viperslfc[Snake]: Have you heard of this fantastic invention
[1] 19:05 Viperslfc[Snake]: Isri
[1] 19:05 ezcutter: isri
[1] 19:05 str x own x: and where can i get wood????
[1] 19:04 Tisanto[Cyber]: Eully.
[1] 19:04 str x own x: where can i sell stuff??
[1] 19:04 Tisanto[Cyber]: Eully.
[1] 19:03 str x own x: sell stuff where?????
[1] 19:03 str x own x: where can i sell stuff??

Sig again

[4]01:24 Prometheus[TSoH]: sellin free stuffz 25gp ea

[1] 21:41 thegeekinator[Snake]: hahahaha
[1] 21:41 AstiaDragonkill[Soul]: no, but ill take it XD
[1] 21:41 thegeekinator[Snake]: 'cos i didnt find any wood
[1] 21:41 thegeekinator[Snake]: o rly?
[1] 21:41 AstiaDragonkill[Soul]: i did
[1] 21:40 thegeekinator[Snake]: did someone drop 156 wood?

read bottom to top

[4]01:27 WarZoid[~TBR~]: selling over 600 gems 300 LMCs 5 war spikes 10 koban axes and 10 full sets of syriet armor
[4]01:28 olley[kitty]: selling 1 red ballon for 50 gp

[1] 19:24 Namrog[Zen]: You and -1 players are attacking a Waranerus (128) at Arch. cave 4.4.
[1] 19:25 Namrog[Zen]: wondering if -1 players is Syrnia version of 3.5 children
[1] 19:25 evertonianmark[F-E-S]: rofl
[1] 19:26 ima[MAAN]: maybe a real short person?

[4]22:47 sesira[~TBR~]: how do you trade people?
[4]22:48 WeaponX[Pond]: salvery is illegal, u can't

[4]22:47 sesira[~TBR~]: how do you trade people?<<
[4]22:48 DaRiddla[~TBR~]: pc cabbage and onion seeds??
[4]22:48 WeaponX[Pond]: salvery is illegal, u can't<<
[4]22:48 Frogger_7[Deth]: WTS: 1460 silver ore
[4]22:49 the_nanny[JADED]: price check on bathide boots plse
[4]22:49 sesira[~TBR~]: selling 43 wood 86 gp whip me<<
Slavery is bad ROFL

Edited on 25-03-2009 22:57

Wow 2 of the same posts.

[4]20:44 ghstennis[Snake]: price check on rc sheild?
[4]20:44 ghstennis[Snake]: wc
[4]20:45 ghstennis[Snake]: sorry

Wrong chatted a price check? Doesnt seem to be.. lol

[2]21:59 thegeekinator[Win]: win is now recruiting. to be part of syrnian history message me.
[2]22:00 Preff: Ermm how exactly are you planning on making people Syrnian History?
[2]22:00 LastSpartan[S!]: yeah
[2]22:00 Viperslfc[Snake]: By being as awesome as me obviously preff
[2]22:01 Preff: lol Vipers, but you're a true foot, and ya not History yet
[2]22:01 Preff: sorry not foot, thats a leg-end
[2]22:01 Viperslfc[Snake]: Mmhmm okies.
[2]22:02 Viperslfc[Snake]: Good job I am about to restart computer or would shove My leg-end up your jacksie for that comment preff xD
[2]22:02 Preff: lmao
[2]22:02 Viperslfc[Snake]: No wait I meant foot.
[2]22:02 Preff: Rofl
[2]22:03 Viperslfc[Snake]: Easily done hey ;)
[2]22:03 Preff: Absolutely mate far too easy to do

[4] 22:41 Calliope[MAAN]: Darn inflation... ;)
[4] 22:41 ConanCarl[DLofD]: calliope, u havent heard? shirpis r nearly 100ea
[4] 22:40 matheusxxx45: 1000
[4] 22:39 Calliope[MAAN]: matheusxxx45: good luck with that, they're worth 760, max
[4] 22:38 matheusxxx45: 190 cooked shirpis 1700 gold

Funniest part?

I'm still trying to figure out what a "shirpis" is!

[2] 21:30 corn[Swift]: how many times have i told u its not rape if u tell them surprise
[2] 21:30 corn[Swift]: god wc lol
[2] 21:30 rockwell[~FaM~]: Pretty good.. you
[2] 21:31 Little~Shoes[Only1]: super w/c lol

[2]03:30 The Riddle 1[SNL]: It is earth hour our time, an lol, we have everythnig on! Literally!

[1] 02:44 lestro[Pond]: I just like to take a stroll every now and then and help people with their travels to sanfew
[1] 02:44 Parker10[KoRT]: rofl
[1] 02:45 Parker10[KoRT]: and you take their heavy armour off their hands right? Seems like a nice gesture, I am sure they were trying to do anything to get rid of it.
[1] 02:45 lestro[Pond]: see all the public services I perform, I collect junk too
[1] 02:46 lestro[Pond]: part of the keep outlands clean program

hehe, that is what you call a syrnian gentleman.

Riddle I dont find that funny at all

Preacher Gets a Bath!

Long but Funny!
Read from bottom up!

[2] 08:17 preacher[T.F.A]: and i better still be able to fight with all this smell good stuff
[2] 08:17 thrasherschic[~BoD~]: some1 follow the stench to the cave
[2] 08:17 filtered_chaos[Pog]: plucks preach's eyebrows
[2] 08:17 thrasherschic[~BoD~]: open wide preach
[2] 08:16 danie_marie[18+]: *straps preach to a chair in the middle of chat* lets get the ears and the nose hair. . . .
[2] 08:16 Glornes: Damn wind
[2] 08:16 thrasherschic[~BoD~]: *attaches tooth brush to power drill*
[2] 08:16 preacher[T.F.A]: filtered this all better come with a meal
[2] 08:15 filtered_chaos[Pog]: we need to handle that too
[2] 08:15 GaiaAri[Snake]: ~Hugs Thrash~ Thanks I nearly fell than.
[2] 08:15 thrasherschic[~BoD~]: id think we brushed his teeth either
[2] 08:15 thrasherschic[~BoD~]: no
[2] 08:15 thrasherschic[~BoD~]: well w/ the stench u had, won't b hard to find the cave either
[2] 08:15 preacher[T.F.A]: my god these women are brutal
[2] 08:15 filtered_chaos[Pog]: did anyone remember to trim his ear hair
[2] 08:14 thrasherschic[~BoD~]: *catches gaia* careful shug, don't fall in the fire
[2] 08:14 danie_marie[18+]: lol preach
[2] 08:14 filtered_chaos[Pog]: makes Billth build him a new one
[2] 08:14 Billth[C.]: Fire, Fire..
[2] 08:14 preacher[T.F.A]: i'm never in my house always in a cave >~
[2] 08:14 GaiaAri[Snake]: ~Stumbles in~
[2] 08:14 thrasherschic[~BoD~]: *torches preaches house*
[2] 08:14 danie_marie[18+]: lmbo at chaos
[2] 08:13 filtered_chaos[Pog]: Um just a thought but if he was that bad what makes you think his house is not
[2] 08:13 thrasherschic[~BoD~]: mmm cucumber melon
[2] 08:13 Billth[C.]: Good for you preach..
[2] 08:13 danie_marie[18+]: *sprays air freshener*
[2] 08:13 plsd2mechu[TGA]: going to soak kids
[2] 08:13 thrasherschic[~BoD~]: opens the window in world chat to let preacher's old stench out*
[2] 08:12 preacher[T.F.A]: but why i need to be so clean i'm lost?
[2] 08:12 preacher[T.F.A]: ty plsd i got a bit
[2] 08:12 filtered_chaos[Pog]: grabs the wing boy I like these
[2] 08:11 plsd2mechu[TGA]: Even I ain't that cruel baby
[2] 08:11 Billth[C.]: Washes preach off with a fire hose..
[2] 08:10 thrasherschic[~BoD~]: its veggie sticks for u
[2] 08:10 preacher[T.F.A]: billth i have no idea what i need how about dirt and blood
[2] 08:10 filtered_chaos[Pog]: *grabbs food I think not my friend
[2] 08:10 danie_marie[18+]: You joined syrnia 323 days ago. My b-day is coming up, jeeze its already been a year? *ponders. . . wowed*
[2] 08:10 plsd2mechu[TGA]: Billth! Grab Him! He's is TRYING to roll around in the Mud!
[2] 08:09 preacher[T.F.A]: eats alot of mexican food i'll start to feel normal soon>
[2] 08:09 thrasherschic[~BoD~]: it'll proll b another 5yrs fore he takes another bath
[2] 08:09 filtered_chaos[Pog]: why cant we
[2] 08:09 Billth[C.]: Hey ptreach, u need a hat??
[2] 08:09 danie_marie[18+]: lol
[2] 08:09 thrasherschic[~BoD~]: pack some deodarant under his arms
[2] 08:09 filtered_chaos[Pog]: I am certifiable but dont tell no one
[2] 08:09 plsd2mechu[TGA]: "Preach gets a bath"
[2] 08:09 plsd2mechu[TGA]: I wish we could put this in funny quotes
[2] 08:08 plsd2mechu[TGA]: LOL
[2] 08:08 plsd2mechu[TGA]: Y'all are Crazy!
[2] 08:08 thrasherschic[~BoD~]: u can run ur finger thru his hair
[2] 08:08 plsd2mechu[TGA]: LMAO
[2] 08:08 filtered_chaos[Pog]: wow lets put him in the CoT and see what we will get for him now
[2] 08:08 thrasherschic[~BoD~]: nd look
[2] 08:08 preacher[T.F.A]: preach is lost does'nt feel nornal thats all i no>
[2] 08:07 Billth[C.]: Weighs 100 lbs. less than he did, is right handsome..
[2] 08:07 thrasherschic[~BoD~]: u had over 100lbs of dirt hair nails, and dead skin
[2] 08:07 thrasherschic[~BoD~]: 150lbs lighter wow
[2] 08:07 danie_marie[18+]: *finds a clean preachers outfit in the attic* Need This??
[2] 08:07 thrasherschic[~BoD~]: presenting the clean preacher
[2] 08:06 preacher[T.F.A]: nails omg i'm lost
[2] 08:06 plsd2mechu[TGA]: just relax baby
[2] 08:06 thrasherschic[~BoD~]: *shaves preach's face w/ straight razor
[2] 08:06 plsd2mechu[TGA]: Its ok Preach
[2] 08:06 filtered_chaos[Pog]: *grabs power sander for the nail filing
[2] 08:06 preacher[T.F.A]: no and i do have a beard leave it
[2] 08:05 plsd2mechu[TGA]: Chainsaw? LMAO Billth
[2] 08:05 plsd2mechu[TGA]: LOL
[2] 08:05 preacher[T.F.A]: plsd you are all killing me
[2] 08:05 filtered_chaos[Pog]: roflmao looking good there preach
[2] 08:05 thrasherschic[~BoD~]: *cranks up weedwhacker*
[2] 08:05 Billth[C.]: Brings chainsaw to trim both sets of nails..
[2] 08:04 plsd2mechu[TGA]: Ur losing weight baby!
[2] 08:04 thrasherschic[~BoD~]: *starts lathering up the beard*
[2] 08:04 plsd2mechu[TGA]: Damn Preach!
[2] 08:04 preacher[T.F.A]: my skin my skin it needs dirt lol>
[2] 08:04 thrasherschic[~BoD~]: alright preach sit still
[2] 08:04 danie_marie[18+]: oops wrong one
[2] 08:04 danie_marie[18+]: *hands thrasher a straight blade*
[2] 08:04 filtered_chaos[Pog]: and weedeater
[2] 08:04 plsd2mechu[TGA]: oh just get a power drill and wire brush baby
[2] 08:04 preacher[T.F.A]: woh i'm cleaner then a towel thats never been used woh
[2] 08:04 filtered_chaos[Pog]: *pulls out box blade and tooth paste
[2] 08:03 thrasherschic[~BoD~]: we need razors and a bushwhacker
[2] 08:03 Billth[C.]: Unclogs the cleanout-plug on the pressure washer..ewww..
[2] 08:03 plsd2mechu[TGA]: [2] 08:03 filtered_chaos[Pog]: *adds industrail detergent
[2] 08:03 GaiaAri[Snake]: ~Throws the TNT at preacher and runs~ Take cover
[2] 08:02 plsd2mechu[TGA]: [2] 08:02 danie_marie[18+]: *brings baby powder too*
[2] 08:02 GaiaAri[Snake]: ~Takes out the TNT's~Back away everyone lets blow the muck off.
[2] 08:02 filtered_chaos[Pog]: yeah grabs a bigger brush this one is not big enough
[2] 08:02 thrasherschic[~BoD~]: *throws preach in power washer*
[2] 08:02 thrasherschic[~BoD~]: yeah let me use it
[2] 08:02 Billth[C.]: *BON*
[2] 08:02 preacher[T.F.A]: have some mershy its been 19 years sence i been this clean
[2] 08:01 Billth[C.]: Bring in a big box of BOB AMMI..
[2] 08:01 plsd2mechu[TGA]: I have a power washer if u need it baby
[2] 08:01 danie_marie[18+]: *brings deoderent for preacher and plsd*
[2] 08:01 filtered_chaos[Pog]: I have several if we need them
[2] 08:01 thrasherschic[~BoD~]: i'm hoping we won't have to use brick cleaner
[2] 08:00 plsd2mechu[TGA]: Oven cleaner!!! I'm still LOL
[2] 08:00 filtered_chaos[Pog]: *grabs the wire brush* boy he is dirty
[2] 08:00 thrasherschic[~BoD~]: dang, we need fresh water, this is black
[2] 08:00 Billth[C.]: Thrasher already did..
[2] 08:00 preacher[T.F.A]: i'm dieing here HELP
[2] 08:00 filtered_chaos[Pog]: burn those Billth
[2] 07:59 thrasherschic[~BoD~]: *burns old clothes*
[2] 07:59 danie_marie[18+]: toss 'em both in teh washer lol
[2] 07:59 Billth[C.]: Brings in new sock, drawers,and pant, removing the old ones..hehe
[2] 07:59 plsd2mechu[TGA]: LMAO
[2] 07:59 plsd2mechu[TGA]: LOLThrasher!
[2] 07:59 filtered_chaos[Pog]: oh let me grab that
[2] 07:59 GaiaAri[Snake]: ~Lies down~ My censor bar hurts?
[2] 07:59 thrasherschic[~BoD~]: where's the oven cleaner?
[2] 07:59 preacher[T.F.A]: bleach lysol febrease whats this all for?
[2] 07:59 filtered_chaos[Pog]: oxyclean that is what I forgot
[2] 07:59 plsd2mechu[TGA]: Can't hurt
[2] 07:58 plsd2mechu[TGA]: throw some car fresheners in too
[2] 07:58 preacher[T.F.A]: plsd your not helping
[2] 07:58 filtered_chaos[Pog]: *oh and the lysol and febreese too*
[2] 07:58 filtered_chaos[Pog]: *grabs the bleach*
[2] 07:58 thrasherschic[~BoD~]: i but bleach in there
[2] 07:58 plsd2mechu[TGA]: better put some Tide in there
[2] 07:57 thrasherschic[~BoD~]: gonna need more than that fil
[2] 07:57 preacher[T.F.A]: oh no i been a long time without this you 2 are mean>
[2] 07:57 filtered_chaos[Pog]: *grabs more soap*
[2] 07:57 plsd2mechu[TGA]: while ur doing preach, someone get my back please?
[2] 07:57 thrasherschic[~BoD~]: *scrubs vigorously*
[2] 07:57 filtered_chaos[Pog]: *grabs scrub brush
[2] 07:56 preacher[T.F.A]: all i do is kill beastes why i need a bath ?
[2] 07:56 plsd2mechu[TGA]: and thats new How Preach?
[2] 07:56 thrasherschic[~BoD~]: *hog ties preach, and throws him in tub* help me scrub every1

[5]15:46 GerulaD[Dacia]: is it true that the gnome can take your leather boots if you fight with them on?

Awesome lol.

[1]14:38 findpaul159: can someone sell a house for 25gp i am new here

[2] 15:03 findpaul159: so hard to get wood=(

[2] 15:03 findpaul159: i get 1 wood every minute 0.0

15:11 Peasant: which trading post are you closest to?
15:11 corn[Horse]: eully atm y?
15:11 Peasant: ur seeds XD
15:11 corn[Horse]: rofl
15:12 Peasant: want 'em?
15:12 corn[Horse]: no keep em i got extras ;p

Not really good sport posting one i was the start of, but still funny.
about a good tag for orange, mostly. read from bottom up.




[2] 16:49 Sonyc[-Rei-]: Orange[squash]
[2] 16:49 Adnerb[AFK]: Woot! I love Orange[spam]
[2] 16:49 Orange:
[2] 16:49 Redhood[Fangz]: Orange[Hubby]
[2] 16:49 desordor[Snake]: Lol orange
[2] 16:49 (Mod)Maggie[MAAN]: beautiful with duck
[2] 16:49 corn[Horse]: lol merari
[2] 16:49 Orange: youre all quackers
[2] 16:48 merari[Fangz]: good with duck!
[2] 16:48 Orange: lol
[2] 16:48 greenkind[~Fae~]: orange[flavoured-spam] looks good at the moment
[2] 16:48 (Mod)Maggie[MAAN]: Orange[sauce]
[2] 16:48 desordor[Snake]: Lol merari
[2] 16:48 Adnerb[AFK]: Orange[gelatin]
[2] 16:48 merari[Fangz]: oh dear what have i started..
[2] 16:48 kspr[Ghost]: or Orange[FirstAid] )
[2] 16:47 desordor[Snake]: Orange[Juice]
[2] 16:47 BOOYAKA[FFX]: orange[tasty]
[2] 16:47 glorantha: Orange [aid] would be good relating to the guiding
[2] 16:47 (Mod)Maggie[MAAN]: Orange[vest]
[2] 16:47 timetraveler[Wild]: Orange[Julius] for you older basketball player afficianado, or just juice drinkers
[2] 16:47 desordor[Snake]: Orange[Apple]
[2] 16:47 AvengedAngel[HAWK]: Orange[Spam]
[2] 16:47 merari[Fangz]: orange[alert]
[2] 16:47 Adnerb[AFK]: Orange[yougladIdidntsaybanana] - Maybe too long
[2] 16:47 kspr[Ghost]: Orange[LooSe]
[2] 16:47 Gargon Vale[--N--]: orange[fruit]
[2] 16:46 j-dub-08[KoRT]: orange:
[2] 16:46 Adnerb[AFK]: Orange[crayon]
[2] 16:46 Sonyc[-Rei-]: Orange[ade]
[2] 16:46 Orange: lol Ad
[2] 16:46 (Mod)Maggie[MAAN]: Orange[sqash]
[2] 16:46 j-dub-08[KoRT]: lol
[2] 16:46 corn[Horse]: lol j-dub u beat me to it lol
[2] 16:46 Adnerb[AFK]: Orange[atang]
[2] 16:45 corn[Horse]: orange[soda]
[2] 16:45 timetraveler[Wild]: Orange[crush]...if you're an REM fan or a soda drinker
[2] 16:45 j-dub-08[KoRT]: orange[soda]
[2] 16:45 Orange: might*
[2] 16:45 Orange: Orange[pest] mg be more fittin
[2] 16:45 corn[Horse]: orange[orange]
[2] 16:45 merari[Fangz]: lol
[2] 16:45 (Mod)Maggie[MAAN]: Orange[zest]
[2] 16:44 merari[Fangz]: orange[jelly]
[2] 16:44 Redhood[Fangz]: Orange[mine] giggle
[2] 16:44 corn[Horse]: lol dixie and then he can have a picture of a monkey with an orange peel in his mouth for an avatar lol
[2] 16:44 (Mod)Maggie[MAAN]: Orange[pithy]
[2] 16:44 merari[Fangz]: lemon[ice]
[2] 16:44 glorantha: after seven years you can register him as dead get a refund and collect a new one
[2] 16:44 corn[Horse]: rofl tt
[2] 16:44 dixierose[MAAN]: orange[peel]
[2] 16:44 Orange: lol i leave my naked name alone!
[2] 16:43 corn[Horse]: lol not for u
[2] 16:43 merari[Fangz]: corn[cream]?
[2] 16:43 timetraveler[Wild]: orange[NFC]...not from concentrate?
[2] 16:43 Redhood[Fangz]: lol the little red tangerines need a home hun
[2] 16:43 corn[Horse]: lol
[2] 16:43 corn[Horse]: see that would just sound wrong for me corn[juice]
[2] 16:43 (Mod)Maggie[MAAN]: Orange[sweet]
[2] 16:43 brogs[F-E-S]: get a new husband ;)
[2] 16:43 merari[Fangz]: i reccomend pining
[2] 16:43 merari[Fangz]: my husband isnt on much anymore due to internet issues :/
[2] 16:43 timetraveler[Wild]: haha i like that
[2] 16:42 Orange: lol
[2] 16:42 Redhood[Fangz]: Orange[juicy] giggle
[2] 16:42 corn[Horse]: or maybe orange[juice]
[2] 16:41 merari[Fangz]: true
[2] 16:41 (Mod)Maggie[MAAN]: scuse me Mr official, I havent seen hide nor hair of my husband in a long time, what should I do?
[2] 16:40 Orange: merari, ive been clanless for so long, the tag would look weird lol
[2] 16:40 merari[Fangz]: yeah, orange[seeds], it works

[4] 22:36 (Mod)Moderator: Warning: Trade ads must be 15 minutes apart.
[4] 22:35 tattooedvisions[~TBR~]: wts 56 wood for 100 gp whisper if interested
[4] 22:35 williamo24[~TBR~]: oops wrong one
[4] 22:35 Maranda[Wild]: 2 ea on wood..
[4] 22:35 williamo24[~TBR~]: wts 56 wood for 100 gp whisper if interested

ROFL Mr. Nacho

Priceless.

my thoughts exactly...so i went looking for this thread an yea...lol

Bot much?

[4]17:33 scorpiex: sell moonstone
[4]17:33 scorpiex: sell moonstone
[1]17:33 scorpiex: sell moonstone
[4]17:34 Lolzerman[Nexus]: dont spam the chat scorpiex. Also buying all raw shrimps

[2] 18:13 bummie[-TaG-]: i think we should all chip together and get M2H a donation line
[2] 18:15 brogs[F-E-S]: You have succesfully transferred 1 euros to the player m2h.

i wanna see what he says when he gets online xD

[4]01:46 tears_dont_fall[~TBR~]: Selling 2 fishing poles, 1 bronze sabatons, 2 leather boots, and 3 nets for 5.5k
[4]01:46 tears_dont_fall[~TBR~]: whisper me

I need to sell my poles and nets XD

bottom to top xD kozmiks joke at the end rules xD


[1] 20:21 Borneo[C.]: stop it guys...don't tease Koz...you go to the post office to kill people
[1] 20:20 kozmik[Fangz]: and why does it take so long to cut down a tree with a herring?
[1] 20:20 bummie[-TaG-]: port calviny kozmik!
[1] 20:20 Tazz-99[Cyber]: Kozmik - Kill people at Rile
[1] 20:20 pedro[Fangz]: london koz
[1] 20:19 kozmik[Fangz]: where do I go to kill people?
[1] 20:19 pedro[Fangz]: wow cool..*rushes to valera to end it all
[1] 20:19 Borneo[C.]: ...and free transportation to Sanfew
[1] 20:19 Borneo[C.]: no, you get more stuff
[1] 20:19 bummie[-TaG-]: omg borneo is harry potter! hes got a picture that moves!
[1] 20:19 pedro[Fangz]: do you lose your stuff if you die ?
[1] 20:19 Pyjamas[-TL-]: I'll have to try that
[1] 20:18 Timricher[ZipiT]: hehe
[1] 20:18 Pyjamas[-TL-]: rofl Borneo
[1] 20:18 Timricher[ZipiT]: Pyjamas at least try syrnia for more the 10 min
[1] 20:18 Borneo[C.]: pyjamas - I put a picture of me on the screen walking...works great
[1] 20:18 pedro[Fangz]: wheres my character ?
[1] 20:17 Pyjamas[-TL-]: cant even see yourself here - pfft
[1] 20:17 Kipper350[*S~L*]: :o PJ!
[1] 20:17 Pyjamas[-TL-]: runescape is better then this
[1] 20:17 charlesdirk has logged in
[1] 20:17 Borneo[C.]: lol
[1] 20:17 bummie[-TaG-]: dont you just hate remer region chat? -_-
[1] 20:16 NIGHTWIZARD[~TBR~]: I MIGHT HAVE SOME PRIME

[1] 23:05 mr nacho[~TBR~]: u cook wif its
[1] 23:05 Carlos91: haha, wat dus da tindelbox du?


i know you said nothing you said yourself but...this was way to good to let go lol

Lmao Bummie, that was brilliant XD

[2]14:26 Kipper350[*S~L*]: anybody want me as there slave ?
[2]14:26 merari[Fangz]: i dunno. are you pretty? over 20? like to be spanked?

Thought I would share before I left.


[4]18:26 button_86[B*o*B]: yoda i will kill you stop robbing me.

[4]18:35 button_86[B*o*B]: bit me yode your not getting nothing from me

[2]19:50 button_86[B*o*B]: yoda man your evil stay away from me

[2]20:06 button_86[B*o*B]: yoda man go kick the bucket somewhere

2]21:39 Subman[DLofD]: Any pirates here ?
[2]21:39 Pirate[T-S-C]: Yarr?

1] 20:08 gunot05[T~G~N]: but ill be your friend ;D
[1] 20:08 gunot05[T~G~N]: theres no friends list on here
[1] 20:08 reddog860: or can u be friends on here?
[1] 20:08 reddog860: crap, ok ty wanna be friends?
[1] 20:08 Tazz-99[Cyber]: yeah
[1] 20:08 gunot05[T~G~N]: yes
[1] 20:07 reddog860: dose it take 1 wood to cook 1 shrimp?

[2] 20:55 BMaxwell[TRIBE]: "Old Fart"?!? This... comin from the guy that Dirt still refers to as "Great Grandpa" ?!?
[2] 20:54 Rexar: Roflmao
[2] 20:54 Preff: lmao BMax read what I said again ya senile old fart
[2] 20:54 BMaxwell[TRIBE]: LOL
[2] 20:53 BMaxwell[TRIBE]: Who you callin annoyin, you ol duffer!

Imao

[4]22:44 NIGHTWIZARD[~TBR~]: should be a nice timer where yo u fighting at?
[4]22:44 NIGHTWIZARD[~TBR~]: wc sorry
[4]22:44 NIGHTWIZARD[~TBR~]: should be a nice timer where yo u fighting at?


Ah.. Thumbs up to wrong chats.

[2] 23:05 nellie911[F-E-S]: *spanks brogs sexually* >

wah! I hate you ron!

btw, everyone, that was a wrong chat!

Wow.. Two in one day.

[4] 03:46 williamo24[~TBR~]: wts 119 wood 1 per
[4] 03:46 Epitath002[NewB]: 1.5 - 2 gp for wood ea
[4] 03:46 H2O[-PoL-]: 2gp each.
[4] 03:46 williamo24[~TBR~]: pc on wood

Listen much?

[5]04:12 pizzaboy[HAWK]: what's a goober?
[5]04:13 (Guide)Orange: pizzaboy: im not sure thats a game help related question

[1] 02:29 mr nacho[R.inc]: lol
[1] 02:29 tdb22[TRUBL]: lol appy i dont collect flowers but i do collect glass
[1] 02:29 AppyGirl[Horse]: you get it digging at rose gates or something!
[1] 02:29 tdb22[TRUBL]: nacho i scared to go afk while fightin
[1] 02:29 AppyGirl[Horse]: No I actually collect flowers,but I know someone who collects glass!
[1] 02:29 edwin_dwianto has logged in
[1] 02:29 mr nacho[R.inc]: idk where u get that stuff
[1] 02:28 tdb22[TRUBL]: wow appy you collect glass too?

hehe noobs xD i love remer region chat...

[2]12:58 deadlord354[E~A]: Woodcutting level: 13 (8131 exp, 2346 for next level) <--------- Finally!!

Noob!

This was pretty funny.
read from bottom to top

i was so dumb!!


[W] 14:09 DreadedTroll[~lll~]: cya
[To: dreadedtroll] 14:09 Redzer[Snake]: bye
[To: dreadedtroll] 14:09 Redzer[Snake]: ok cool
[W] 14:08 DreadedTroll[~lll~]: hehe no thx. I honestly pick them up for 1.1k usually
[To: dreadedtroll] 14:08 Redzer[Snake]: 1.498k and thats my final offer
[W] 14:07 DreadedTroll[~lll~]: lol
[To: dreadedtroll] 14:07 Redzer[Snake]: 1.499k
[W] 14:07 DreadedTroll[~lll~]: nah thats too high for me. I can get em cheaper
[To: dreadedtroll] 14:06 Redzer[Snake]: ok i'll sell for 1.5k
[W] 14:06 DreadedTroll[~lll~]: no quartz is the base gem for all +1 enchants so its not as valuable as higher lvl gems
[To: dreadedtroll] 14:05 Redzer[Snake]: but they are rarer than an avril yet avril's sell for 2k
[To: dreadedtroll] 14:04 Redzer[Snake]: OMG
[4] 14:04 Stormblast[-WOA-]: 1.2-1.5k around
[4] 14:03 Redzer[Snake]: pc quartz
[W] 14:03 DreadedTroll[~lll~]: lol a quartz? thats a diamond or a garnet, do a PC if u dont believe me
[To: dreadedtroll] 14:02 Redzer[Snake]: they are worth 3k
[W] 14:02 DreadedTroll[~lll~]: yeah why?
[To: dreadedtroll] 14:02 Redzer[Snake]: are you serious?
[W] 14:01 DreadedTroll[~lll~]: I'll buy it for 1.1k gp
[4] 14:01 Redzer[Snake]: selling quartz whisper me

Edited on 10-04-2009 14:13

really redzer? When your skills are just as low?

[4]16:33 BlackLoter[Core]: selling koban axes for 25k gps and centaur axes for 7k gps, mine, unlike jlock's, haven't been stolen ^^
[4]16:34 JLockmavs[~DoS~]:

So simple yet chuckle worthy XD

[2]17:28 WarZoid[~TBR~]: msg sent to M2H
[2]17:29 Calgor: Direct messages to M2H had been disabled years ago

Edited on 10-04-2009 17:30

[5] 18:28 ShadowKnight LT: how do i make mony?
[5] 18:28 Xarn[===]: its called a job lol

Moderator edit:
Please keep this funny, clean and enjoyable for all.

You guys are going against the Mod's wishes.

None of this is funny

[2] 23:25 redwing[DOVE]: ow do you know nelie if you can see your patooty means its probably probably a little wide
[2] 23:26 nellie911[F-E-S]: no red, if you have two mirrors angled at the right direction you can see your back/back of your head, or in this way, the back of my patootie
[2] 23:26 pipster[RBorn]: nellie why you looking at that?
[2] 23:27 Desann[F-S-M]: Kakashi1 would know if you've got a big patooty, he's a diesel fitter.
[2] 23:27 Kakashi1[^GL^]: Lies all lies
[2] 23:27 nellie911[F-E-S]: rofl des
[2] 23:27 redwing[DOVE]: lol maybe you should use smoke and mirrors rl then, the other dont wash here
[2] 23:27 Desann[F-S-M]: He put womens underwear on his head and says, "yep, diesel fit her"
[2] 23:27 Resck[KoRT]: Lmao.
[2] 23:27 Desann[F-S-M]:

[1] 22:29 fireryburnin[RBorn]: Salamander nothing mutes me!!
[1] 22:29 Salamander[Power]: *Find the Mute button* Mutes all of region chat*
[1] 22:29 fireryburnin[RBorn]: My name is Fireryburnin or if you dont like Pee off
[1] 22:29 Jhe Velvetine: like phenomenal but shorter?
[1] 22:28 Sanzikor[Union]: You'll get me reacting to Sam in class again. DX I react to Phan more often..
[1] 22:28 Sanzikor[Union]: My name is Sanzikor, or if you don't like that, Phanomel.

[2]23:48 brogs[F-E-S]: cana *Hugs and Squishes*
[2]23:48 canasian137[AFK]: cana :kicks:
[2]23:49 canasian137[AFK]: i meant brogs >.<
[2]23:49 redwingz360[Pog]: lmao cana

[2] 23:35 Cradle[~SaS~]: bunny meat?

[5]03:57 (Guide)trosey[~SaS~]: mr nacho - yes, turning in a carrot
[5]03:58 mr nacho[R.inc]: turning in a carrot? wow im confused lol
[5]03:58 (Guide)trosey[~SaS~]: If you turn in the heaviest/etc carrot you win 5k
[5]03:58 (Guide)trosey[~SaS~]: you submit one, and it will tell you the weight etc
[5]03:59 mr nacho[R.inc]: ok lol thanks Trosey
[5]03:59 (Guide)trosey[~SaS~]: no problem
[5]04:00 Dk999[DLofD]: when is the carrot contets over?
[5]04:00 manrulz34[TOC]: how do u turn into a carrot?
[5]04:03 Sunlord20[NewB]: manrulz34: you can't turn into a carrot... if what you asked earlier was correct

Edited on 12-04-2009 04:04

[5] 04:27 Kent Farm: lol my trainin horse died at tutorial 1...can i get another?

[4]16:41 4estt0[R.inc]: omg shut up mileylover!

just thought it was stupid xD i was to lazy to post the other things but mileylover put up 2 auctions in CoT like for 5 mins and complained about not getting 1 bid then this guy came up xD

[To: corn]22:04 Cornflaker[Wild]: [1]22:03 lohla3546: corn is stupid <-- Ohh HEEELLL NOO!

[W]22:05 corn[Horse]: ex clannie just booted her lol

[To: corn]22:05 Cornflaker[Wild]: rofl xD

[W]22:06 corn[Horse]: i mean... o no she didnt! she wnt get up and tell me tat to my face

[W]22:06 corn[Horse]: *pretends to fly at her* hold me back bro hold me back ;p

[To: corn]22:06 Cornflaker[Wild]: LOL! ^-^

[1] 19:31 Scarecrow: how i can get money?
[1] 19:32 Cloud18[-TaG-]: scare: ill give you 1gp if you ask questions in helpchat
[5] 19:33 Scarecrow: how i can get speed experience?
[To: scarecrow] 19:33 Cloud18[-TaG-]: oh alright ^^ you really want the 1gold piece
[4] 19:34 Scarecrow: yes
[To: scarecrow] 19:34 Cloud18[-TaG-]: then come to eully
[2] 19:35 Scarecrow: ok cloud
[To: scarecrow] 19:36 Cloud18[-TaG-]: learn to whisper and youll get another gp xD
[5] 19:37 Scarecrow: how i can whisper?
[W] 19:38 Scarecrow: is this a whisper?
[To: scarecrow] 19:38 Cloud18[-TaG-]: nice guy now go to eully please
[1] 19:38 Scarecrow: yay
[To: scarecrow] 19:39 Cloud18[-TaG-]: wow you earned 2 gp now
[1] 19:41 Scarecrow: ty
[1] 19:42 Cloud18[-TaG-]: heye fun with it... i hope you know... you could have made more money in sanfew jail
[1] 19:47 Scarecrow: do i need 10 attack to equip iron?
[1] 19:48 Cloud18[-TaG-]: dont try this.. i won´t give you again 1gp go to help chat for questions please...

ROFL

Rarely do newbs make me laugh, but this kid is a genius (bottom to top);

[5] 20:46 AlliAwesome: and desert you
[5] 20:46 AlliAwesome: Never gonna run around and hurt you
[5] 20:46 AlliAwesome: Never gonna let you down
[5] 20:45 AlliAwesome: Never gonna give you up
[5] 20:43 AlliAwesome: OMNOMNOMNOM
[5] 20:43 AlliAwesome: I want a taco
[5] 20:42 AlliAwesome: Siren do you know how I can shot web?
[5] 20:41 AlliAwesome: I are cut wood
[5] 20:41 AlliAwesome: Hurro
[5] 20:40 AlliAwesome: Ok
[5] 20:40 AlliAwesome: How do I shot web?
[5] 20:39 AlliAwesome has logged in

I'm in a slightly hyper mood, 'tis probably the only reason I find this funny, but anyway this kid is great.

[2]21:22 dark_poison96: can any one give me free fishing net plz?
[2]21:23 dark_poison96: how much?
[2]21:23 dinosaur-alex: ummm 2x the amount you buy them in eully
[2]21:23 dark_poison96: lol
[2]21:24 dinosaur-alex: deal?
[2]21:24 dark_poison96: no
[2]21:24 dinosaur-alex: or no deal?
[2]21:24 dark_poison96: rip off
[2]21:24 dark_poison96: banker no deal

sorry i was watching too much of my mums tv program

rofl jinxter.. That made me laugh too xD

[5] 23:19 korgothias[R.inc]: whats a BJ?

Short simple and to the point lol.

Rofl frogger.

Finally something worthy of posting.

[2] 04:01 lohla3546: i hsve sent u another message df
[2] 04:03 Dragonfuries[KoRT]: lohla...you need to learn how to whisper >.>
[2] 04:03 PrincessKimber: who df lol
[2] 04:04 lohla3546: i hsve sent u another message df

[4] 21:29 pepito[TTB]: lol, what is lol?
[4] 21:29 wdix1[TWK]: lol
[4] 21:28 pepito[TTB]: no what
[4] 21:28 100creations: no
[4] 21:28 pepito[TTB]: i need money and amber gem

[1] 21:05 An evil mage summoned 41 Rats at Rile.

...syrnia shouldnt talk about me like this...some people could take offense!

Only about 1/4 of this is even remotely funny

[5]17:42 ghstennis[TWK]: What are the possible items in a moldy chest
[5]17:42 ruboxjr[O.G.]: Don't worry, youre not in one.

ha ha... not

nice frogger, i agree with rictor, one of the few worthy ones

1:
[2]03:08 Dragons Wrath[-Rei-]: Stormshadow, the empire (mods) will crush the rebelion (us) with the death star (mutes)

2:
[2] 03:07 nellie911[Calg!]: OMG! One Tree Hill! Paiton! Hit!
[2] 03:07 nellie911[Calg!]: *flips out*
[2] 03:07 Ookami[Cute]: *puts the lid back on nellie*
[2] 03:08 nellie911[Calg!]: OTH = The best show ever!
[2] 03:09 Ookami[Cute]: nellie.. lies.. best show ever to you
[2] 03:09 nellie911[Calg!]: no ook, it is written in the Bible
[2] 03:10 Ookami[Cute]: nellie dont get me started on the bible ;)
[2] 03:10 nellie911[Calg!]: I disagree with it also ;)
[2] 03:11 Ookami[Cute]: nellie so if you disagree with it but that written in it then youjsut contradicted yourself about your best show ever
[2] 03:11 nellie911[Calg!]: touche, ookami, touche

[To: ninjacorpse]03:19 AvengedAngel[-TaG-]: *drives Sloop over lawn*

[W]03:20 NinjaCorpse[HAWK]: *lobsgrenade into sloop*

^ Rofl

[2]03:42 wickerman[KoRT]: Pog stay away from me pockets, i need me gold for PK
[2]03:42 Sweet_Thing[~one~]: where is me PK at wick
[2]03:42 wickerman[KoRT]: took her girls to tumbling class

learn to tumble? isnt that something you do already? you fall XD

[4]03:50 jamie lannister[F-E-S]: yea,i agree it was pretty sad.he acted like a 14 yr old getting his first drunk on when i was trying to buy my hard silk in whispers
[4]03:51 jamie lannister[F-E-S]: sorry w/c

Bad W/C XD

AA, buy some glasses? NO whispers. learn to read.

[2]02:32 ethanthunder: this:
[2]02:32 ethanthunder: the war`s are wow
[2]02:33 ethanthunder: we need to start suggesting making wars!
[2]02:33 ethanthunder: so i need EVERYONE to start suggesting "why not make in-game interactive wars???

^^^^^ Must have came from Runescape :O

[4] 22:00 yoster105[TWK]: selling leather boots whisper me if you are interested in this great battle equipment

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[2] 22:26 Zeken[HAWK]: O.O
[2] 22:26 Zeken[HAWK]: harvestmoonaway2 cant wait - they're finally showing on of the best xmen, Gambit!! ^.^

[2]00:00 BLOODYSKY[Drunk]: kakashi1# Cause Your Hot and Your Cold, Cause Your In and Your Out, Cause Your Up and Down :

Hilarious wrong whisper

[2]16:57 veredek[Only1]: sellin 200 wood for 400gp and 30 carrot seeds 4gp each
[1]16:57 veredek[Only1]: sorry wrong chat

[5] 01:00 Blisstake: any guides or mods on?
[5] 01:01 Blisstake: so is there any mods on speak?
[5] 01:02 (Mod)Moderator: Warning: Game help chat is only for game related question, it is not for general conversation.

I often thought it was inevitable this would one day happen, and voila.
Read from bottom up.


[5] 04:15 [new player]: no, the wisper thing, i typed exactly playername@whatever you want to say

[5] 04:15 (Guide)Calliope[TGA]: [new player]: in the combat screen, there's a drop-down menu that will allow you to choose which of the 4 combat skills to train. Choose "defense"

[5] 04:14 [new player]: calliope, it doesnt work

rofl thats a good one merari xD

[2] 05:22 plsd2mechu[TGA]: Sorry wrong chat
[2] 05:22 Ravir[Soul]: lol
[2] 05:22 BLOODYSKY[Drunk]: o_O
[2] 05:21 plsd2mechu[TGA]: Oh Jesus!
[2] 05:21 plsd2mechu[TGA]: Oh God I had one right on my nipple once leigh! It itched like Hell!



She says wrong chat but i belive she was trying to become famous.:

merai, that was me. caliope said type playername@ whatever you want to say and i did exact!

As opposed to Infamous?

Thanks Thor!

[2] 21:04 Ravir[Soul]: lol. Cheerful - the question isn't who would get to hang you, but who would get the pole first. *chuckles*
[2] 21:04 cheerfullady[FFX]: I know where is BOO?
[2] 21:03 cheerfullady[FFX]: well I need someone to hang me up so that I can be the pinata who do you think would like the honors of turning me into the aspiration of their hits
[2] 21:03 golden_black[Spell]: ummm.... we can make mix CDs... a little bit of everything
[2] 21:03 Crow[~NS~]: And here it would be Moyes sweat ;)
[2] 21:02 brogs[F-E-S]: god i can't read worth a damn
[2] 21:02 Ravir[Soul]: Cheerful - Be careful, m'lady. Handing me a pole with you only wearing a toga is like letting the fox guard the hen house ...
[2] 21:02 cheerfullady[FFX]: yeah I can be the pinata ~hands Ravir the hitting poles~ everyone should love this party and togas to boot it all *yay* now who is getting the sounds

from bottom to top of course...pay close attention to Ravir

ok this was made up

[2]Teafairy[KW]: great, im frozen
[2]Blisstake: if your frozen, how come your on?
[2]Teafairy[KW]: no, im in ice frozen!
[2](MOD)Moderator: * thaws teafairy * sorry about that tea,
[4]Teafairy: selling ban hammer for FREE!
To Teafairy: ill take that
* teafairy gives blisstake ban hammer *
[2]Blisstake: eat this mod!
[2](MOD)Moderator: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[w](MOD)Moderator: Dear Blisstake, you had been chosen to be a mod IF you don't ban me
[2](Guide)Calliope: Blisstake! BAN HIM!!!!
[2](MOD)M2H: what the heck is going on here?
[2]Blisstake: i shall now ban you M2H and this mod!
[0]Chat error: Can i be banned also?
to Chat error: OK, YOU HAD BEEN BANNED WITH M2H AND THIS MOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

top to bottom, not bottom to top

Why would you make something up?

No good...

actually m2h would have Admin not mod.

heres a real one, and its funny!
[2]02:47 Ookami[Cute]: lol tazer ^^ thought you would like that xD
[4]02:47 Astaroth91: k thx
[1]02:48 Lord RAM has logged in
[2]02:48 harvestmoonaway[Sneak]: *hugs ookami and runs back to lurking*
[2]02:48 merari[Fangz]: *pinch!*
[2]02:48 brittyboo[SoT]: *tackle hugs tazer* he likes that mucchhh more
[2]02:49 tazer230[JOKER]: lmao *hugs* xD
[1]02:49 Masquerade has logged in
[2]02:49 Blisstake: * pulls out ak-47 * DIE!
[2]02:49 tazer230[JOKER]: o.O oks....
[4]02:50 xDry_Paintx[~BoD~]: pc on lmc
[2]02:50 rockwell[~FaM~]: *knocks bliss out* no playing with guns
[1]02:50 horse_girl has logged in
[2]02:50 Ookami[Cute]: *is invovled in a hug-and-run* o.0
[2]02:50 Blisstake: * pulls out 5 genades * how about genades?
[2]02:50 harvestmoonaway[Sneak]: XD
[4]02:50 evilelectrician[*I*C*]: anyone selling 4,5 and 6 hp cooked/grown food
[1]02:51 greenfire298: horse!!! *tackle hugs*
[4]02:51 Smashing: For sale- 381 grown cabbages, 100 cooked herring
[2]02:51 rockwell[~FaM~]: Only if i get to pull the pin
[2]02:51 Blisstake: * shoots all in chat *
[2]02:51 Blisstake: time to break it more
[1]02:51 Sanzikor has logged in
[2]02:51 Blisstake: * destroys the nothingness *
[W]02:51 harvestmoonaway[Sneak]: *dies*

That wasn't funny either

i was going to say, i dont remember any of that

[1]21:03 timothyad[kwp]: euro is mexican currency

[2]15:53 bruteboy: hello world
[2]15:55 bruteboy: lopoking for clan
[2]15:56 bruteboy[TFC]: nvm
[2]15:56 bruteboy[TFC]: who wanne join my clan

Im sure he thought long and hard about makeing a clan.

[5]03:16 Final: how do i train my states?

The list of players working at Penteza...

Notice the name of the player right after brokelegboy!

andreanna
[-TL-] aussiebeast
[~SaS~] Aynael
bldyskdmrk
[TRIBE] Bogtrotter
[Nem] Bosk
[~FaM~] brokelegboy08
[Snake] cast
[Chaos] chronosmaker
[KoRT] Dragonfuries
[ozh] Entropy
[-DRS-] Eragon33
[TGA] goodlife
[SoT] huffytactic
[~SaS~] koolkitty7272

(33 player

I just found it very funny!

Haha I didn't get that at first.

me neither, searh at the joke for a time!

[2] 08:58 boman: kal how do u wisper?

] 08:58 tdb22[TRUBL]: talk real soft

[5] 17:18 Talk2Bill[TGA]: maybe some think that at some point they will have a use? rock helms or glass swords?
[5] 17:17 Talk2Bill[TGA]: yeah some people collect them.. i think such data is tracked and ranked... as are othger items...
[5] 17:14 wdix1[N1nja]: kk
[5] 17:13 poo414 has logged in
[5] 17:13 wdix1[N1nja]: what r rocks used for?


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[4]17:46 tiff[~M~]: 800 boobs, 900 gloves is what i typically see wildwill


^ Lmao

How was that funny Mr Nacho?

[2]00:56 Spartaness[Nexus]: Whisper color is cyan.
[2]00:56 Spartaness[Nexus]: Woops...wc
[2]00:56 Willow77[OBHBS]: we have a genius...

[4] 18:32 chanmr[MUTED]: WTS Elven plate +0 dur msg me

How is that funny nacho?

how is half the stuff here funny....just thought it would fit in with it

since when does everyone have the same sense of humor nellie and resck?


give the guy a break. theres no point to anything put on these forums.

Edited on 03-05-2009 18:54

[6]19:08 desordor[Snake]: The page/file you were looking for was not found. Please contact us at [email protected]

[6]19:08 lammyy[Drunk]: any other linkys?? lol

[6]19:09 brogs[F-E-S]: www.dw-hq.com/willtheytrytolinkthis_link

[6]19:10 desordor[Snake]: nope

[6]19:10 lammyy[Drunk]: The page/file you were looking for was not found.

[6]19:10 desordor[Snake]: Crap im so stupid

[6]19:10 desordor[Snake]: read the link xd

Score 1 for the big guy.

[5]19:41 perseus: this game has no screen like runescape
[5]19:41 perseus:
[5]19:41 perseus: [censored]
[5]19:41 perseus: [censored]
[5]19:42 Viperslfc[Snake]: Every game has a screen, unless your computer has no monitor.

Edited on 03-05-2009 19:46

[1] 21:36 four_eyes954: does region chat mean u guys r from the midwest of just the us?

cracked me up!

[2]03:30 mshaw29[~TC~]: Moving to Web haven takes you 82 Seconds, you are sailing and will not gain any speed experience. y can't we swim there in the icey cold water

[4]17:26 Newy[Union]: WTB freedom from sanfew jail offer


i wrote this when i was stuck in jail for thieving from a store (first one) and got 3 hours (abit harsh)

[5]17:23 lonesome goerge[TFC]: Warning: Please do not act like a noob in this channel.
[2]17:33 lonesome goerge[TFC]: phew i wasnt muted
[2]17:34 lonesome goerge[TFC]: the mod said: A message from a moderator: Please leave the moderating to the moderators.

[1]18:29 onenjr[*I*C*]: Attention TL members: I'm given free spankings all day in the Ol's. Can't wait to see ya there!!
[1] 18:30 evertonianmark[F-E-S]: lol
[1] 18:30 Deepscar[Chaos]: what a deal, a Monday special even
[1] 18:30 jamie lannister[F-E-S]: :O
[1] 18:30 Deepscar[Chaos]: is it 2 butt kickings for the price of 1 today too?
[1] 18:31 radiognome[*TF*]:
[1] 18:31 Deepscar[Chaos]: did you get your butt kicked today? nope I stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night, lol
[1] 18:32 Deepscar[Chaos]: or better yet, I got my fanny kicked in the OL, but I did save money at Geicko

[5]20:59 Phantom2302[N1NJA]: how do u whisper?
[5]20:59 corn[Horse]: you talk very very quietly

Read from bottom

[2] 09:50 darkelfdrizzt[o.0]: ok
[2] 09:50 darkelfdrizzt[o.0]: lol the mod knows wat it means;)
[2] 09:50 darkelfdrizzt[o.0]: aww
[2] 09:49 (Mod)Moderator: Warning: this subject is no longer appropriate for chat, please move it along.
[2] 09:49 darkelfdrizzt[o.0]: lol
[2] 09:49 darkelfdrizzt[o.0]: peter+beaver=OMG
[2] 09:49 scray[CFH]: See, I didn't want to be the one to say that.lol.
[2] 09:49 darkelfdrizzt[o.0]: lol get it scray?
[2] 09:48 darkelfdrizzt[o.0]: no im A peter
[2] 09:48 darkelfdrizzt[o.0]: yes it will i know first hand! literally hand
[2] 09:48 scray[CFH]: Oh. I didn't know you were Peter
[2] 09:48 darkelfdrizzt[o.0]: yes i know the maening of my name
[2] 09:48 pigletti[Nexus]: Oh, just spank it, tdb22...It will respond wonderfully
[2] 09:48 darkelfdrizzt[o.0]: hahaha
[2] 09:48 darkelfdrizzt[o.0]: spank that beaver good!
[2] 09:48 scray[CFH]: Just wondering if people named Richard or Peter should look out for beavers
[2] 09:47 darkelfdrizzt[o.0]: yes!!
[2] 09:47 darkelfdrizzt[o.0]: scray my names peter
[2] 09:47 kalmage[the12]: hi everyone"waves"
[2] 09:47 tdb22[TRUBL]: dark are telling me i need to spank my beaver?? but how else am i gonna get my trees cut?
[2] 09:47 this is me andy[EPIC]: any one want to buy some raw fish sardine got 247
[2] 09:47 darkelfdrizzt[o.0]: im peter
[2] 09:47 darkelfdrizzt[o.0]: scray?
[2] 09:47 darkelfdrizzt[o.0]: huh
[2] 09:47 scray[CFH]: People named Richard and Peter?
[2] 09:46 darkelfdrizzt[o.0]: so ya gotta disipline it!
[2] 09:46 tdb22[TRUBL]: yea them badgers and racoons love to be held by people
[2] 09:46 darkelfdrizzt[o.0]: beavers eat people
[2] 09:46 darkelfdrizzt[o.0]: mmm
[2] 09:46 darkelfdrizzt[o.0]: they eat people
[2] 09:46 pigletti[Nexus]: right...cuddly lil harmless furry creatures. Affectionate too
[2] 09:46 darkelfdrizzt[o.0]: yeah
[2] 09:45 proster: æ �
[2] 09:45 tdb22[TRUBL]: chad18 i am not scared of him...more like terrified
[2] 09:45 BOOYAKA[FFX]: missed the plural, they cuddley Pigi, wat u on about? o.o
[2] 09:45 pigletti[Nexus]: Beavers eat bark, right?
[2] 09:45 pigletti[Nexus]: Easy there, Booyaka...
[2] 09:45 BOOYAKA[FFX]: beavers**
[2] 09:44 BOOYAKA[FFX]: �--�'s beaver ^-^
[2] 09:44 pigletti[Nexus]: or rather, tomorrow morning, I won't be able to beleive what time it was
[2] 09:44 scray[CFH]: logs?
[2] 09:44 tdb22[TRUBL]: Your beaver was able to collect 2 logs from this tree. thats it there will be a nice juicy, hmm what do beavers eat
[2] 09:44 pigletti[Nexus]: God help me...I can't beleive what time it is
[2] 09:42 stinkyjoe[MUTED]: lol
[2] 09:42 stinkyjoe[MUTED]: watch oput chad18 is in OL
[2] 09:42 tdb22[TRUBL]: sure joe running thru ol now just for you
[2] 09:42 darkelfdrizzt[o.0]: ill sell ya a beaver for 100gp?
[2] 09:41 stinkyjoe[MUTED]: tdb ih ave an lizzie machete in ogre
[2] 09:41 darkelfdrizzt[o.0]: lol
[2] 09:41 tdb22[TRUBL]: Your hatchet broke, you can only continue woodcutting if you got another hatchet. dang guess i gonna need to trap a beaver to cut these trees now

[6]21:57 brogs[F-E-S]: MAD is the mining god
[6]21:57 kwami182[Cyber]: Pfft.. I'm way better :
[6]21:57 brogs[F-E-S]: MAD wasn't born, M2H quarried him out of ogre mine.

[2] 23:55 Kakashi1[FATS]: Honestly, I was dissapointed.
[2] 23:55 Kakashi1[FATS]: The same night, I found a quarter and two pennies under my desk.
[2] 23:54 Kakashi1[FATS]: Last time I got a fortune cookie, it said a great financial discovery awaits you in the near future.

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[4]22:10 LeMorse[DLofD]: is it legal to use drug in syrnia cause selling Ka for9-11k you ust need a fix real quick otherwise you're just plain... well you know...

lol just thourght that was funny

[2]15:12 filtered_chaos[Pog]: Chat did not die it was abducted by aliens

lol made me laugh

[2] 19:50 Fatboyzcaraudio[~FaM~]: Forum -> Off-Topic -> My Undying love for you
[2] 19:51 a_f_c[~FoS~]: i know you love me Fatty
[2] 19:52 Fatboyzcaraudio[~FaM~]: *kisses* AFC Slowly and passionately tile he passes out
[2] 19:52 a_f_c[~FoS~]: *passes out very fast*
[2] 19:52 Fatboyzcaraudio[~FaM~]: Your brian may be out but you need to control that tongue mister
[2] 19:53 Fatboyzcaraudio[~FaM~]: brain
[2] 19:53 a_f_c[~FoS~]: lmao
[2] 19:54 a_f_c[~FoS~]: afc doesnt <3 fatty
[2] 19:55 Fatboyzcaraudio[~FaM~]: call it waht you will just dont tell your mom XD



XD

[2]10:13 x0mby[Gnome]: weird question - does anyone have a HTC Fuze / Raphael / Touch Pro?
[2]10:14 FatHeadRules[FATS]: xomby those are drugs and not suitable for all ages chat
[2]10:14 x0mby[Gnome]: lol... drugs? its a cell phone

[2]15:36 bummie[-TaG-]: 1/36 The Witch doctor struck at you and hit 4 damage. 4
[2]15:37 bummie[-TaG-]: that... was... frigging... CLOSE!

[2] 02:07 RedWyrm[Wild]: ooh Maal is a multi?
[2] 02:07 Shampalwe[FATS]: Most of which are offensive.
[2] 02:07 DragonicKnight[Only1]: such as youngun, peekyboo, lilbubba and cutiepie?
[2] 02:07 Maal[Maal]: celadawn Lord Maal has many names.

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[4]11:11 cazza[Gnome]: what is a spam?

23:54 flag[ExRo]: come on lil boy
23:54 flag[ExRo]: shoot it off

[4]19:02 Orange: buying seeds, selling 2315 grown carrots
[2]19:02 CelaDawn[Order]: dang Orange you been working that hoe?

I found this very funny. Bottom up (edited to only show these lines)


[5] 07:03 Rickster: rictor2 owns
[5] 07:03 Rickster: rictor2 returns
[5] 07:03 Rickster has logged in
[5] 06:50 Father Angelo[Only1]: hi rictor
[5] 06:49 Rictor2: Nobody wants to talk to little ol' me. i feel so alone...
[5] 06:47 Rictor2: Guess we can't camp the tutorial anymore. Bummer
[5] 06:45 Rictor2: Hey guys and gals. Hows it going?
[5] 06:44 Rictor2 has logged in


Think i have a stalker

[2]00:45 Sweet_Thing[~one~]: omg its NM o.O
[2]00:46 Novus Mortuus: Where?! :O

[1]19:15 Zeken: -sneaks up and bashes redwingz360 with his spade and steals his LMCs and LTBs- nobody saw anything -digs a hole-



[W] 23:18 Zeken: how come everyone else is on spring break? O.o what the heck is so special about you?
[To: zeken] 23:17 redwingz360[Pog]: Pfft! Spring break..I'm in school..
[W] 23:17 Zeken: hows spring break going?

Edited on 18-05-2009 02:04

[4] 01:15 Fatboyzcaraudio[~FaM~]: PC on hippie necklace
[4] 01:15 Fingers[F-E-S]: is that a new item ?
[4] 01:14 jamie lannister[F-E-S]: :O wtb 1 hippie necklace
[4] 01:14 xDry_Paintx[~BoD~]: pc on 250 slot house with 100 slot farm
[4] 01:13 desordor[Snake]: Make a hippie necklace
[4] 01:13 WarZoid[EPIC]: nothing
[4] 01:13 RamsizTheN1NJA[Order]: what can you do with it?
[4] 01:12 merari[Order]: 10 gp at harith flower shop
[4] 01:12 RamsizTheN1NJA[Order]: is a purple rha worth anything?

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[2]15:49 desordor[Snake]: 22 bronze longs.. 9 bronze daggers.. im going to be a acupuncturist!

made me fall on the floor

top to bottom


[2]05:17 BLOODYSKY[Drunk]: *Yells, Raging Woobly Snooblies Port Side* Kill Em all Arghhh ~Dives of My SoS Drunkin Lady starts Killing the Critters~ Die Die Die > Rawr...

[2]05:19 BLOODYSKY[Drunk]: There Trying to Steal My Lady >...DIE You Ugly Woobly Snooblies Die!!! >.<' you can't Have Me Ship...*Starts Killing Faster*


[2]05:19 BLOODYSKY[Drunk]: first was w/c oh we'll I'm bored and seeing if i can bug me clannies ^^ wake em up there all Zzz'ing on the Job >

Note at AA's quote
Bloddy's 'lady' is his boat

Edited on 19-05-2009 18:44

2]19:23 bummie[-TaG-]: yo mama is black and drives the A-Team truck.... yo mama trips over w-lan cables
[2]19:23 bummie[-TaG-]: xDxD
[2]19:23 bummie[-TaG-]: so awesome ...

I guess funny isn't required anymore.

[5]03:10 (Guide)Orange: greenman2288: you can begin woodcutting at eully

[2]15:34 martijntje23[-Rei-]: And peter, why are you saying to someone that he needs to read the how to write a recruitment post topic?
[2]15:34 martijntje23[-Rei-]: Have you seen the JOKER recruitment post? What a laugh
[2]15:35 peterhoz[JOKER]: have you seen your face? thats a laugh!
[2]15:35 peterhoz[JOKER]:

[2]22:38 freakish[R.inc]: awwww wheres my sticker I been good all day
[2]22:38 Resck[Snake]: Who could it be? :o
[2]22:38 martijntje23[-Rei-]: You will get a sticker bro! A real sticker from snorlax
[2]22:38 dd[Drag2]: no
[2]22:39 martijntje23[-Rei-]: Why not? Want another pokemon? Or even a teletubby!

Rawfullmow

Read from bottom to top. Mischat of the year I say.


[4] 23:10 gameplayer[Order]: lol
[4] 23:10 goodlife[TGA]: O.O
[4] 23:10 zamman[Chaos]: Chat quote of the day!!!
[4] 23:10 Reynn Dogg[NewB]: that is the worst wrong chat I have EVER seen!
[4] 23:10 Kronix[Horse]: eeeeeewwwwwww
[4] 23:10 Resck[Snake]: Lmao.
[4] 23:09 Sunlord20[NewB]: o.0
[4] 23:09 grayxchad[Snake]: ^^hahahaha
[4] 23:09 dac2924[T~D~E]: wrong chat
[4] 23:09 dac2924[T~D~E]: my bro is gay and he brought this fat dude over 1 week ago and i caught doing the nasty it wasn't pleasent
[4] 23:09 dumm56[Vortx]: wts 520 raw bass, 218 raw lobster and 442 raw tuna please [w] me

Siggy rofl

Arakhne - cant blame orange, he's is a great guide and he help a lot of players!

[2]14:26 allycat[Wisky]: the one with the botox and breast implant
[2]14:26 Wyks[-TL-]: lol Ally, no
[2]14:26 brogs[F-E-S]: just one ally? id prefer my lady to mave 2
[2]14:27 Wyks[-TL-]: lmao brogs
[2]14:27 brogs[F-E-S]: have*

[2]14:26 Calgor[~ADV~]: I suggest you withdraw from further dicussions at this point before you make yourself look even worse
[2]14:27 Emperorconor: well you still do suck
[2]14:27 Emperorconor: bye
[2]14:27 Sweet_Thing[~one~]: well aren't we having a nice morning today
[2]14:28 Calgor[~ADV~]: Oh a very mature response there. Thank you for confirming my theory that you are indeed a clueless moron.
[2]14:28 Calgor[~ADV~]: If you want to take a shot at me, stay and have the nerve to stand your ground.

Calgor cracks me up !

[4]20:36 surgeslayer2: anyone want 2 buy 25 pair of -2tt leather boots
[4]20:37 brogs[F-E-S]: A centipede perhaps?

[2] 00:52 mightywhite[WoTo]: Check out the most recent post on the Funny Chat Quotes thread.
[2] 00:52 mightywhite[WoTo]: We all say funny things all the time but none of us have had the mind to post them in there.
[2] 00:52 mightywhite[WoTo]: ~"Look at me I'm so funny"~
[2] 00:52 Mobbie[WoTo]: lol
[2] 00:53 mightywhite[WoTo]: I did see that and think it was funny though.

Edited on 26-05-2009 00:57

wow...Sooo Funny Funny.

Not.

Sad actually =/ that a clanny posted that and sadder that there was Nothing funny In that, Nothing at All -_-'

[5]04:35 B Y O B: I guess Stomper.
[5]04:36 B Y O B: Okay Stomper.
[2]04:36 Stomper2000[iSKIL]: wait what byob?
[2]04:36 B Y O B: You want me to join your clan?
[2]04:37 Stomper2000[iSKIL]: yeah lol sorry I wasn't lookin cause it was in yellow so i figured it wasn't for me haha
[2]04:37 B Y O B: Sorry, I 4got how to PM xD

made me laugh 4 some reason )?

[3]18:10 Makeshift[Order]: To porn senyn!
[3]18:10 CelaDawn[Order]: LOL
[3]18:10 gmdomagoj[Order]: rofl...
[3]18:10 Patches[Order]: Same XD
[3]18:10 CelaDawn[Order]: porn huh? we know whats on MS's mind


XD So Funny

[6]23:08 Leash[MAAN]: zgm ... Most of the people you're trying to go toe to toe with have ogre gear older than you.

[2]01:20 harvestmoonaway[MUTED]: words
[2]01:20 Haeowin[Peace]: harvest why does it say ur muted but yet u can talk???

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NOT KIDING HWE MADE YOU IN CHARG..BUT DIO YOU SEND MEASGES TYO HIM OR ARE WE STUCK WITH YOU ? IF SO BITE ME ASS HIOL;ES NO ONE RULES ME IN ANY WAY PHUQ OFF MAKE A STANSDI9NG WE CAN FOLOW NOT SOME SHIT YOU THINK WE HAVE TOL DO ..IF WE KNEW YOUYR STUPID ASS WOULD WE TROL YOU OR FLAME YOU ? WLL DUH FUCK HEAD YOU DO NOT OWN US..AND GUESS WHAT Y DONT EVEN RULE THE GAMEso make all silly stupid im a mod dont talk to me like that shit rules fit..w3e want and demand from youer cowqardly asses a set of rules. asap ..its fucking hard tyo tell with yopu sissys whaT ONE IS ACTUAL.WE WaNT RUL;ES SET UP !
2009-05-27 01:21 flag
GT IT? JAIL ME MUTE ME ...BANN ME...BUT YOU KNOW AS WELL AS I DO I AM RIGHT...YOU CAN MUTE ALL THOSE WHP SPOKE PUT ABCK..IM ONLY AQ DONATOR BECAUSE HE STOLE FROM HER PAY PAL ANDE NEVER FINMISHED THE ISLAND IN FACT YOUR NOT GON GET ANOTHER ONE HES A THEIFE HE GAVE GAME TO ABU..WHO SAW IT AS THE SHITIESTY GAME AROUND AND SAW KIOJIY AS A COWWERD...PFFT OMG ...FUCK OFF
2009-05-27 01:12 flag
OMG FUCK YOU WE AINT GOT NOTHUING COMING DO WE?
WE ARE SITING IN CJHAT LAGSD ..ASSHOLES...AND KU7NTS LIKE YOU TWELL THAT MOTHER PHUQER OR WEVEN BETER YWET DW ASS OLES TO FIXE THUIS SHIT ! OMG FUCVK YOU I SPIOKE OUT AND UM WAT DID YOU DO ? GO TO HELL TRAMP...........I SAM RIGHT OR IT WOULDNT BE NESCARY FOR YOU TO CUT ME OFF. IM SO RIGHT ///HES WATCBHINMG MER FROM A DISTYSANCE//YOU ? PFFT I COULD GIVE A FUCK ! HES A SON OF A BITCHY THEIFE ...YOUR STICKING UP

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2009-05-27 01:27 flag
NOT KIDING HWE MADE YOU IN CHARG..BUT DIO YOU SEND MEASGES TYO HIM OR ARE WE STUCK WITH YOU ? IF SO BITE ME ASS HIOL;ES NO ONE RULES ME IN ANY WAY PHUQ OFF MAKE A STANSDI9NG WE CAN FOLOW NOT SOME SHIT YOU THINK WE HAVE TOL DO ..IF WE KNEW YOUYR STUPID ASS WOULD WE TROL YOU OR FLAME YOU ? WLL DUH FUCK HEAD YOU DO NOT OWN US..AND GUESS WHAT Y DONT EVEN RULE THE GAMEso make all silly stupid im a mod dont talk to me like that shit rules fit..w3e want and demand from youer cowqardly asses a set of rules. asap ..its fucking hard tyo tell with yopu sissys whaT ONE IS ACTUAL.WE WaNT RUL;ES SET UP !
2009-05-27 01:21 flag
GT IT? JAIL ME MUTE ME ...BANN ME...BUT YOU KNOW AS WELL AS I DO I AM RIGHT...YOU CAN MUTE ALL THOSE WHP SPOKE PUT ABCK..IM ONLY AQ DONATOR BECAUSE HE STOLE FROM HER PAY PAL ANDE NEVER FINMISHED THE ISLAND IN FACT YOUR NOT GON GET ANOTHER ONE HES A THEIFE HE GAVE GAME TO ABU..WHO SAW IT AS THE SHITIESTY GAME AROUND AND SAW KIOJIY AS A COWWERD...PFFT OMG ...FUCK OFF
2009-05-27 01:12 flag
OMG FUCK YOU WE AINT GOT NOTHUING COMING DO WE?
WE ARE SITING IN CJHAT LAGSD ..ASSHOLES...AND KU7NTS LIKE YOU TWELL THAT MOTHER PHUQER OR WEVEN BETER YWET DW ASS OLES TO FIXE THUIS SHIT ! OMG FUCVK YOU I SPIOKE OUT AND UM WAT DID YOU DO ? GO TO HELL TRAMP...........I SAM RIGHT OR IT WOULDNT BE NESCARY FOR YOU TO CUT ME OFF. IM SO RIGHT ///HES WATCBHINMG MER FROM A DISTYSANCE//YOU ? PFFT I COULD GIVE A FUCK ! HES A SON OF A BITCHY THEIFE ...YOUR STICKING UP

2]10:58 harvestmoonaway[MUTED]: it was either 4 or 6 yrs, one of the two >.<
[2]10:59 LadyNanths[Only1]: lol
[2]10:59 Selena33[-DRS-]: That was funny - four numbers in one sentence

[5]02:46 Reynn Dogg[NewB]: rats and spiders do not have pockets...

[2]19:30 Viperslfc[Snake]: Sucks to be lemon then doesnt it.

i thought it always sucks to be a lemon

[5] 21:57 lildevil: are they muted?
[5] 21:51 mini_man_212[ExRo]: W00000T LILDEVIL IS CLANLESS SO SHE IS A NOOB!
[5] 21:50 Lil_Brat[ExRo]: That is like so need to get muted caps and letters
[5] 21:49 Lil_Brat[ExRo]: IDKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
[5] 21:49 mini_man_212[ExRo]: How come we won`t get muted
[5] 21:49 Lil_Brat[ExRo]: Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaa
[5] 21:49 mini_man_212[ExRo]: Lil_Brat you still there
[5] 21:47 mini_man_212[ExRo]: Yes she just said most noobs have a clan
[5] 21:47 Shadi: ok game. But it could be ´nice that u can do something more than just click.
[5] 21:47 Lil_Brat[ExRo]: is she still runnin her mouth??
[5] 21:47 mini_man_212[ExRo]: You just a big brat!
[5] 21:46 mini_man_212[ExRo]: Lildevil You aint part of the syrnian family!
[5] 21:46 Lil_Brat[ExRo]: hows you going
[5] 21:46 Lil_Brat[ExRo]: Oh nothing really oh woops that was supposed to be a whisper
[5] 21:46 Lil_Brat[ExRo]: mini_man_212 Laughing My A** off
[5] 21:46 mini_man_212[ExRo]: Lil_Brat was up yo




made me chuckle XD

[2]23:23 lildevil: talk before i kill chat
[2]23:23 gero2116[?who?]: chat will stab back if you try ;P

[4]04:32 Gods_Messenger[*TF*]: Buying 29 Diaspores 60k gp or if you sell seperate 2k each.. all 29 at once gets a 2k bonus
[4]04:32 Gods_Messenger[*TF*]: message or [W] me
[4]04:33 NinjaCorpse[HAWK]: selling 6 diaspores 60k

[2]07:15 wickerman[KoRT]: Surgeon General Warning: Running into wickerman in OLs will cause serious health problems

that's funny?

[2]13:12 Lemon: *covers World Chat's body with a sheet and turns to the family* We did all we could, I'm very sorry
[2]13:12 Son Of Hassirar[Soul]: comforts trade chat* there there
[2]13:13 (Mod)Maggie[MAAN]: dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to farewell world chat on his travels in the after liufe
[2]13:14 RedWyrm[Wild]: world chat is male?
[2]13:14 (Mod)Maggie[MAAN]: he will be sadly missed by brother trade and sisters pirate and help
[2]13:14 Son Of Hassirar[Soul]: i thought he was a chick :o
[2]13:15 (Mod)Maggie[MAAN]: unfortunately he had a terminal illness which deprived him of text and he lost the will to carry on
[2]13:15 Preff[Pub]: All the moaning in Pirates, yep female, all the testosterone in world, yep blokey
[2]13:15 Preff[Pub]: nothing worse than being deprived of text


xD It cracked me up!!

[2]20:11 Chazo[Pond]: You Twisted the Oreo properly. You got 10 Oreo twisting experience. You got 1 Glass of milk !

[2] 04:39 plsd2mechu[TGA]: Skulls have no Nose
[5] 04:38 plsd2mechu[TGA]: thanks baby
[5] 04:38 lastknight[~TFK~]: No they cant but they can fight them at skulls nose
[5] 04:37 (Guide)trosey[~SaS~]: then rejoin before they die
[5] 04:37 (Guide)trosey[~SaS~]: No, they can't. They have to physically leave the pirates to do so
[5] 04:37 plsd2mechu[TGA]: Or would that reverse the polarity of the poles on the planet?
[5] 04:37 plsd2mechu[TGA]: Can a pirate fight Pirates during a prirate invasion?
[5] 04:36 plsd2mechu[TGA]: Question...

http://ihatejade.com/index.php?c=viral&m=index&id=55ad2d76f65c7206ae12397a269a788b

Bottom to top:

[4] 23:14 BLOODYSKY[Drunk]: Me Rope ?
[4] 23:14 plsd2mechu[TGA]: Me Rope?
[4] 23:13 Rope[THL]: where you want to meet?
[4] 23:13 BLOODYSKY[Drunk]: Wtb - 60 Kegs for 3.2k [w] Me
[4] 23:10 plsd2mechu[TGA]: Last call...WTS Falchion, rose sword, and L2H whisper me

[5] 05:29 bones00104[Only1]: what level should i fight a beer?

[2]20:30 Chazo[Pond]: Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a Fruit Salad.

[5] 22:50 bethinator: can i eat the horse
...
[5]22:54 bethinator: can u eat people

EDIT: Added second part.

Edited on 11-06-2009 22:55

[1]10:51 Pyjamas[-TL-]: [3] 10:45 Quistis[-TL-]: You have successfully thieved the shop and got 4870 gold !
[1]10:51 Pyjamas[-TL-]: This TL 'Rub it in' moment has been brought to you by the number 4, and the letter T.

[4]22:57 tennisfreak0393[Only1]: Selling a bear claw, w/m offers or questions
[4]22:58 Fatboyzcaraudio[~FaM~]: is it a left or right handed claw?
[4]23:00 tennisfreak0393[Only1]: there's a difference?
[4]23:00 Hawkeye123[TSoH]: It would be a left because your shield is in your right hand

[2] 00:10 Chazo[Pond]: Devil, it's against the rules to talk about drugs.
[2] 00:09 DevilDuckie[{S_C}]: take a chill pill wick it's just a game

[1]02:57 tiff[~M~]: my koban axe is coming down on the next set of fingers i find in my pockets

[5] 20:54 candy101: neww here and idk but is this website famous?

[2] 22:44 Kakashi1[Sigmr]: Chat lag needs to take a time out, before I go all chuck norris.
[2] 22:45 smitts[~ADV~]: *just wet himself laughing at kaka's last statement*

5]06:34 hkieme[R.inc]: where is invasion? looking at dw-hq and some of the locations say invasion

[2]18:39 wickerman[KoRT]: You opened your Ancient chest...It contained 40 Cucumber seeds !
[2]18:40 Falstaff[Pub]: you opened your Cucumber...It contained 150 Cucumber seeds !
[2]18:41 Preff[Pub]: I'm sorry folks, we've been trying to get him back on his Medications in [Pub] but he keeps running off shouting about Cucumbers

[4]20:44 soccerdemon: can someone please give me wood for free
[4]20:45 Fatboyzcaraudio[~FaM~]: Isri Can Whisper him

[2] 23:25 blackknight: how do you get gyms
[2] 23:25 AstiaDragonkill[Soul]: hay? last time i checked.. hay is for livestock
[2] 23:25 AstiaDragonkill[Soul]: gym? thats a place you work out in.
[2] 23:25 mathman[-Rei-]: You buy some weights and stuff and you have a gym
[2] 23:26 CelaDawn[Order]: lol now that did me a lot of good to try to be nice and not comment on the gym thing

[5]00:08 blackknight: what lvl do you have to be to make shirt armour

[4]01:38 ToNtO87[Peace]: anyone want to buy 60 wood whisper me
[4]01:39 ToNtO87[Peace]: make a offer
[4]01:40 ToNtO87[Peace]: ok say 10 gold
[4]01:42 hidklad[T.F.A]: 60 wood would be 120 gold
[4]01:42 ToNtO87[Peace]: meet me at eully
[4]01:42 Fl3tch 4 Lyf: wood is only 2 gold each...
[4]01:43 ToNtO87[Peace]: i know thats why i said 120 gold
[4]01:43 ToNtO87[Peace]: or highyest offer
[4]01:43 Fl3tch 4 Lyf: you clicked 10 each?

The funny part is, neither of them were right.

[2]02:17 Stormshadow: this is so odd, i found three goods in a row, and i fear a horrible event might come after, like an invasions of wickermen!


^^struck me as funny

[2] 03:32 BLOODYSKY[Drunk]: Your not old and rusty wicker ...Now Bring your Shiny Behind down here I Need some light
[2] 03:31 wickerman[KoRT]: the old rusty man

[3]05:45 figy1150[*****]: aww porn ikki


[3]08:15 *****[*****]: yeah i know, i misread your shit

Edited on 16-06-2009 08:18

[5] 09:41 dodeli: how do i make a mule carry my stufF?
[5] 09:42 dodeli: any1?
[5] 09:42 juzzy123[Only1]: i have no idea lol
[5] 09:42 Magnus[TCK]: u dont
[5] 09:42 Magnus[TCK]: it just makes travelling take less time
[5] 09:43 Baspall[O.G.]: you can carry as many items as you want by yourself. Why do you want a mule to do it for you?
[5] 09:43 dodeli: but the shop say it can carry my items! >:o
[5] 09:43 dodeli: oh


this made me laught alot XD

[2] 17:06 Prometheus[TSoH]: as a guide, he has access to the OL scanner
[2] 17:05 Ferrow[Order]: He might drop guide powers
[2] 17:05 Ferrow[Order]: Lol nancho, kill orange
[2] 17:05 mr nacho[R.inc]: lol orange hit me for 10 at OL 13 xD

struck me as funny bottom to top

[5] 21:24 tdb22[~SAN~]: MikeNeal92 i like playing peek-a-boo with my daughter, its a good game
[5] 21:23 Kipper350[NewB]: this
[5] 21:22 MikeNeal92: any1 know of any good games?

[2] 21:38 hotdogtree: how do i break the rules?

[5]12:20 manrulz34[TOC]: wats the website to movoda
[5]12:20 manrulz34[TOC]: can some1 tell me plz
[5]12:20 Subman[Snake]: nowecant.com

Just for Pyriel and Mshaw

Edited on 19-06-2009 12:26

[2]23:01 Chazo[Pond]: For just $1 a day, you can make sure this Choob has enough Bread to keep him alive on Kanzo. Call 1800 HungryChoob to donate. Thank you.

Read from bottom up lol


[1] 20:44 corn[Snake]: then no soup 4 u
[1] 20:43 mr nacho[R.inc]: not corn seeds i hope...that would be cannibalism...for me AND corn! 0.o
[1] 20:43 tkd: lol i have a couple of seeds
[1] 20:42 corn[Snake]: no itll cost u *puts pinky to mouth* 50 kagillion dollars
[1] 20:42 corn[Snake]: X_D
[1] 20:41 mr nacho[R.inc]: lol corn
[1] 20:41 tkd: thats good. is it free? because i dont have money
[1] 20:41 corn[Snake]: o sry i make it a rule to never really get seafood...how bout chicken, or a shish kabob?
[1] 20:40 tkd: i need some shrimp of anyfood
[1] 20:40 corn[Snake]: hold on tkd i have to run out to the store anyways wat u need?
[1] 20:40 tkd: anyone wanna give me food? i will give some seeds
[1] 20:40 tkd: i need some food
[1] 20:39 corn[Snake]: XD
[1] 20:39 mr nacho[R.inc]: i dont know rofl
[1] 20:39 tkd: whos clan?
[1] 20:38 mr nacho[R.inc]: yup
[1] 20:38 tkd: hey guys can i join a clan?

[2]02:21 13randon[X3]: my iq is lower then room temp....

[2]03:07 harvestmoonaway[~SPR~]: i try to cover up my ugliness, both physically and mentally

Edited on 22-06-2009 03:10

[2] 08:04 Kakashi1[Sigmr]: There's a lot of things fathers are supposed to say to daughters, like "That man looks like he's broke, avoid him."
[2] 08:05 Ravir[Soul]: Shamp - That man *points to Kaka* looks like he's broke. Avoid him

I know this involves me, so I'm not supposed to post it, but this made me laugh so I'm going to do it anyway.

[2]14:38 amwes1[Nem]: hmm..looks at the smithing pic a bit closer..whats the lumps of brown stuff under the forge fire? is it ash or...?

[2]00:50 orochimaru the kid: were can i find a 50ft long sword

[1] 15:39 (Mod)Moderator: Sorry, ignore my previous message please.
[1] 15:39 (Mod)Moderator: nellie911, muted

[3]23:34 Dark Jak[Cyber]: funny how here gold makes really good armour and tools but irl its a really soft metal

[3]00:54 Dark Jak[Cyber]: yay i can typoe withougfh looksin at th ek eyboard

dark your not supposed to do yourself

1.)
[2] 04:41 a_f_c[~FoS~]: .. and a thing called looove
[2] 04:41 CelaDawn[Order]: and the flowers and the tree
[2] 04:40 Chazo[KoRT]: Ok Girls and Boys.. Lemme tell you 'bout the Birds and the Bees


2.)
[1]05:07 ladytabitha[Pog]: hush, anti--I am here for a bit-;)
[1]05:07 antiwolf[~X~]: well then.. wanna suck face?
[1]05:08 ladytabitha[Pog]: nah-lol
[1]05:08 ladytabitha[Pog]: but what a comment
[1]05:08 BLOODYSKY[Drunk]: O_o
[1]05:08 antiwolf[~X~]: always my luck




Edited on 26-06-2009 05:09

Finally something funny gets posted on here!! LOL @ Fruc's post

Gotta agree, Fruc posted the funniest thing in a while.

O.o Very very random stuff.. Made me laugh



[2] 05:19 Kakashi1: *Makes touchdown motions*
[2] 05:19 Kakashi1: Yes! Score charles! Yes!
[2] 05:18 Chazo[KoRT]: Actually Sinead isn't Blond.. she dyed her hair Brown Kash.. Yay
[2] 05:18 Kakashi1: *Opens one eye* You're not supposed to mention that.
[2] 05:18 Chazo[KoRT]: Brunettes? Ok ^^
[2] 05:17 Shampalwe[FATS]: Ah, yes, Kakashi-kun... forgot to mention... by marrying me, you'd be accepting to become my slave miner forever.
[2] 05:17 Kakashi1: Tell my son.. to go for the brunettes! *Falls endlessly*
[2] 05:16 Kakashi1: *Jumps out of a plane*
[2] 05:16 Kakashi1: Blah!
[2] 05:16 Kakashi1: awesome sense of humor.. NOO they just like your numbers!
[2] 05:16 Shampalwe[FATS]: With him, you never know, Cela.
[2] 05:16 Kakashi1: They won't acknowledge the fact that I can cut at the highest level forest, fish bass, and almost mine every ore, and on top of that, notice my
[2] 05:15 Kakashi1: Brotha's gotta be level 100 mining or MORE to get any respect
[2] 05:15 Kakashi1: There are at least 3, I've only got 2 clan offers atm.
[2] 05:15 Shampalwe[FATS]: Father?
[2] 05:14 BLOODYSKY[Drunk]: No Sugar is Ebil >
[2] 05:14 Kakashi1: LOL, yes
[2] 05:14 Shampalwe[FATS]: Are the women who want you more than the Clans that want you?
[2] 05:14 Kakashi1: I don't actually have any sugar in me, although I could use soem
[2] 05:14 BLOODYSKY[Drunk]: Seema Down Nowz Little Grasshopper, you Be Twitching ... *Pats Head* You'll be Find Have some Rum
[2] 05:13 Kakashi1: You get to hate your father in law too
[2] 05:13 BLOODYSKY[Drunk]: *Still Blames LadyN for Giving Him Sugar >*
[2] 05:13 Kakashi1: Women from across the land would love to be my spouse, and you were chosen
[2] 05:13 Kakashi1: No shampy, indeed the women are gathering.
[2] 05:13 BLOODYSKY[Drunk]: wait 12 more yearz
[2] 05:12 BLOODYSKY[Drunk]: Not old enough to be White N' Nerdy XD
[2] 05:12 Shampalwe[FATS]: fathers*
[2] 05:12 Kakashi1: Man I know. Don't be dissin on me.
[2] 05:12 bellmont1234[Manc]: is Kaka wierd al
[2] 05:12 BLOODYSKY[Drunk]: You Just WHite and Geeky
[2] 05:12 Shampalwe[FATS]: Are the father gathering?
[2] 05:12 Kakashi1: Sup.
[2] 05:12 Kakashi1: OOH man, you think you mad? I'm gonna get all UP in yo grill homie, cuz I'm white 'n nerdy and you all ridin' dirtee!
[2] 05:11 BLOODYSKY[Drunk]: then you best Run for cover...a good 10 Miles works
[2] 05:11 Kakashi1: Oh man
[2] 05:11 BLOODYSKY[Drunk]: You Ain't See Game til You See a Mad papi >
[2] 05:11 Kakashi1: *Shakes hands with ravir* Not now.
[2] 05:11 CelaDawn[Order]: see i told you she agreed
[2] 05:11 Shampalwe[FATS]: Never.
[2] 05:11 BLOODYSKY[Drunk]: You Ain't got The Mad Skilliz to Be Tryinz to Ride Dirty I Be Knocking You Down and All Around...You Be Dazed and Confused, Perplexed and Parlizied
[2] 05:11 Kakashi1: Escort me across the OL pl0zz? :
[2] 05:11 Ravir[Soul]: *ahem*
[2] 05:10 Shampalwe[FATS]: I said "OK" already.
[2] 05:10 Kakashi1: *Twitches*
[2] 05:10 CelaDawn[Order]: so he can blame the raising on you
[2] 05:10 Kakashi1: And my haircut is friggin' AWESOME! Do not diss!
[2] 05:10 Kakashi1: Shamp, marry me and help raise my child pl0zz?
[2] 05:09 Kakashi1: I'll be ridin' dirty all day long homes!
[2] 05:09 Shampalwe[FATS]: Kakashi-kun, I find it hard to believe that someone with that haircut can raise children.
[2] 05:09 Chazo[KoRT]: Lol Kash
[2] 05:09 BLOODYSKY[Drunk]: You think You KNOW Ridin' Dirty Son ?...Ahw Nahh..I Be Showin You Ridin' Dirty ;)
[2] 05:09 Kakashi1: Oh cheese.
[2] 05:09 Kakashi1: Chazo2 Prove to him son, prove to him that I am a better parent than your mother.
[2] 05:08 LadyNanths[Only1]: rofl
[2] 05:08 BLOODYSKY[Drunk]: Bad LadyN > he isn't allowed Sugar near his Bed Time >
[2] 05:07 Kakashi1: You can take me down to china town but Ima be ridin' dirty the whole way homie!!
[2] 05:07 BLOODYSKY[Drunk]: You're Never to Young of a Youngin to Get a Whoopin XD
[2] 05:07 CelaDawn[Order]: i told you to remember locks on the outside, see why?
[2] 05:07 BLOODYSKY[Drunk]: *Pokes Kaka-Son, Don't make Me Take Ya Down to China-Town >*
[2] 05:07 LadyNanths[Only1]: ai papi :
[2] 05:07 BLOODYSKY[Drunk]: Ok who Gave HIM Sugar ? >
[2] 05:07 Kakashi1: Viva la revo-friggin'-lution!
[2] 05:06 BLOODYSKY[Drunk]: O_O'
[2] 05:06 ladytabitha[Pog]: that takes raising them better, Kaka...
[2] 05:06 BLOODYSKY[Drunk]: *Wait's to See*
[2] 05:06 CelaDawn[Order]: rofl, that is a reflection upon yourself
[2] 05:06 Kakashi1: I'm gonna get a wife that cares, and, and, she'll give us the WHOLE pizza!
[2] 05:06 Kakashi1: My kids will be better than yor kids! Wait and see!
[2] 05:06 Kakashi1: >
[2] 05:05 BLOODYSKY[Drunk]: Hmm, Idk what to Say Kaka-Son Sometimes I Swear You Drive Me to Drink
[2] 05:05 Kakashi1: Single dad in the cold hard world. RAWr.
[2] 05:05 Kakashi1: Nope, I'm single.
[2] 05:05 CelaDawn[Order]: i thought she agreed to marry you
[2] 05:05 Kakashi1: And no wife.
[2] 05:04 Kakashi1: Aren't you proud papi, not even a month and I have children
[2] 05:04 BLOODYSKY[Drunk]: Night Grandson ~Hugs~
[2] 05:02 Kakashi1: Night son <3
[2] 05:02 Chazo[KoRT]: Afk now for the rest of the night.. Night Mommy and Grampa and everyone else

From bottom to top this little conversation just made me laugh so hard.

5] 06:38 tkd[.GOD.]: its possible though
[5] 06:37 soulstealer[Snake]: dont think u could train him how to read the blurry letters and then type them in thats way to hard
[5] 06:36 tkd[.GOD.]: idk i can train him. but hes to lazy i feed him to much crackers
[5] 06:35 soulstealer[Snake]: how can it do that>
[5] 06:35 tkd[.GOD.]: yes parrot
[5] 06:35 shdwrlm[Order]: parrot
[5] 06:35 tkd[.GOD.]: i ment if imy Parote entered my bot check codes
[5] 06:34 soulstealer[Snake]: what u mean?
[5] 06:34 tkd[.GOD.]: nvm hes to lazy
[5] 06:33 tkd[.GOD.]: is it ok if my parote enters my bot check?

Lol Thats SIlly ME!

Mod did a wrong chat!
[1]11:37 (Mod)Moderator: ***, muted
[2]11:39 (Mod)Moderator: ***, muted
Just had to wipe the name there

[1]12:30 Hexis[*TF*]: Lol! im not! ive only been home 2 mins, just getting myself together. Hi Bosslady
[1]12:30 Hexis[*TF*]: sorry wc
[1]12:31 Hexis[*TF*]: ty, are you coming back to kanzo soon?
[1]12:32 Hexis[*TF*]: im a choob

Hexis

p.s. choob = chat noob