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dwarfkoala
[~FaM~]
14-08-2012 01:07



obviously an infection which fights crime.
[2]03:39 (Mod)Moderator: Gentlemen, you are the product of 4 billion years of evolution. Please start acting like it.

[2]03:28 willie[~HaJ~]: And the result is Deja Vu.
Mr. Addy
Keeping this game free by adding ads to every topic
Scray
[JADED]
20-08-2012 07:20



[2]07:11 TW[~FoS~]: please eat your keyboard so I dont have to see you in chat anymore.
I have a question.
JackGrimm
[~L~]
22-08-2012 16:32



[5] 16:29 kingOFdragon: hellow in in tutorial and i new and how i get out of tutorial 2 page
[5] 16:29 kingOFdragon: cuz i got to mine 1 tin and copper
[5] 16:30 Jack the Reaper[~L~]: have you tried to mine them?
[5] 16:30 kingOFdragon: no

reading the instructions in the tutorial seems to be a lost cause.
Don't waste diamonds on hoes!
Bex
[1-Sec]
01-09-2012 11:16



[2]11:15 pedro[Hobos]: just read an article on the effects of alcohol. Scared the crap out of me! So I've decided... No more reading for me!
R.I.P. Dreamer.

2011-01-23 15:41:28 Bex killed Lord Loki <3

Bex Reason: Ex-pirate 3655 minutes left. Pay 219264 gold bribe
Loki has paid 67931 gold to free you from the Sanfew jail.
Jinxter
[~ADV~]
02-09-2012 08:53



[4]08:45 MacBookPro[Slay!]: PC Rocks
Squirtle Squad.
DepressusSaluia
10-09-2012 01:09


[4]01:06 Affliction[O.G.]: PC on Retarded trident?
[4]01:06 Affliction[O.G.]: Retiarii*
[2]01:07 Eugenekoh2[-DRS-]: Affy, I believe the PC term is "Mentally Challenged" trident.

Edited on 10-09-2012 01:11
aussiebeast
[Core]
23-09-2012 16:38



[2]16:31 Tundra[Choob]: How to Raise Your I.Q. By Eating Gifted Children by Lewis Burke Frumkes
[2]16:32 Tundra[Choob]: *sneaks back to clan for a snack*

There aren't enough gifted children in the world to get that IQ back into the positive numbers
Why would I shoot a bloke BANG, then carry him to the bloody car and wizz him off to the hospital at a hundred miles an hour? It defeats the purpose of having shot him in the first place.
glorantha
08-10-2012 16:52



Relevant parts included from world

[2] 16:46 glorantha: Question which one of these ladies rocks your world - Pink, Katy Perry, Shakira, Rihanna or Beyonce?
[2] 16:47 edspilotcar[~Grim]: Pink
[2] 16:48 vincius[Loyal]: Shakira
[2] 16:48 Karisade[-DRS-]: Ann Widdecombe
[2] 16:48 vincius[Loyal]: Hips don't lie
When in doubt and trouble and everyone has left you there is always robot teddy.

http://www.youtube.com/&#8203;watch?v=yJRzpincEXc
Karisade
[-DRS-]
11-10-2012 09:47



[4] 09:44 Shade: Just got my tongue pierced 2 weeks ago and it's finally healing. My tongue doesn't look like a pillow anymore.
[4] 09:45 pedro[Hobos]: are you selling your tongue ?
[2]04:26 (Mod)Moderator: *slaps Karisade*
Bex
[1-Sec]
01-11-2012 05:46



[2]05:44 Isfahel[^GL^]: Think it's time for bed....choob in one chat, apologize in the other....then message myself with an explanation...hmmm

I think most have felt like that over the last couple days. xD
R.I.P. Dreamer.

You have successfully thieved Johnnie Walker

Bex Reason: Ex-pirate 3655 minutes left. Pay 219264 gold bribe
Loki has paid 67931 gold to free you from the Sanfew jail.
enigma
[1-Sec]
01-11-2012 10:18



[2]10:17 Varience[~FoS~]: *(Pinches Lokis touche, and pinches and pulls on Bexes cheeks)* You two ar ejust to cute, soo soo soo cute
Thank You to Spartaness for the awesome avatar!!

Like a BulbaSir
Brom
[Choob]
03-11-2012 19:34


From bottom to top

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[1] 19:29 Brom[Choob]: >.>
[1] 19:29 Brom[Choob]: You caught 1 fish, it was added to the stockpile.
[1] 19:29 Talk2Bill[O.G.]: i got just one ltb out of 16 drops
[1] 19:28 Talk2Bill[O.G.]: While fishing, you found a Locked toolbox! finally
[1] 19:28 Skills[~X~]: You caught 1 fish, unfortunately brom added it to his pile. D:
[1] 19:27 Skills[~X~]: xD
[1] 19:27 Brom[Choob]: Never stolen a gem, boot or LTB
[1] 19:27 Skills[~X~]: "I've never stolen a dura! Never actually created one..." And what about the rest?
[1] 19:26 Brom[Choob]: Halfway
[1] 19:26 Talk2Bill[O.G.]: missed it be that much
[1] 19:26 Talk2Bill[O.G.]: Progress: 15007/30000
[1] 19:26 Brom[Choob]: You may think I steal gems and LTB's and boots, but... I've never stolen a dura! Never actually created one...
[1] 19:25 Mr_Miyagi has logged in
[1] 19:25 Shinobi[-TL-]: Get Yorkie instead
[1] 19:24 Skills[~X~]: I could use some tips..
[1] 19:24 Skills[~X~]: xD
[1] 19:24 Talk2Bill[O.G.]: this level 5 combter is telling me about how combat works here not that i am all that high but still
[1] 19:24 Brom[Choob]: Still no drops for me >.>
[1] 19:23 Skills[~X~]: shucks, I was hoping to get some raws
[1] 19:23 Talk2Bill[O.G.]: noob are funny
[1] 19:22 Talk2Bill[O.G.]: not so far skills
[1] 19:22 Skills[~X~]: wait for someone to die.. ;)
[1] 19:22 Skills[~X~]: Is there anything else that can be found while fishing other then bass, ltbs and boots?
[1] 19:22 Bellator[Fangz]: anyways to get a net on this island? like a player shop?
[1] 19:21 Skills[~X~]: He's just swtiching up the ppl he's stealing from. ;)
[1] 19:21 EndlessDreams[TSoH]: Drats! I missed construction
[1] 19:21 Assilim[MUTED]: Endlesss, it was construction
[1] 19:20 EndlessDreams[TSoH]: xD
[1] 19:20 Skills[~X~]: xD
[1] 19:20 Brom[Choob]: >.>
[1] 19:20 Brom[Choob]: While fishing, you found a Locked toolbox!
[1] 19:20 Brom[Choob]: I never stole your drops!
[1] 19:20 Skills[~X~]: I knew brom was stealing our drops!
[1] 19:20 Brom[Choob]: >.> <.<
[1] 19:20 Jack the Reaper[Fangz]: mines gone down
[1] 19:20 Talk2Bill[O.G.]: mine seems to have gone up brom
[1] 19:20 Skills[~X~]: Gotten 3 leather boots
[1] 19:20 Skills[~X~]: Mine has
[1] 19:20 Brom[Choob]: Has everyone's drop rate gone up?
[1] 19:20 EndlessDreams[TSoH]: O_o what was after smithing last night/earlier?
[1] 19:19 Jack the Reaper[Fangz]: 2nd pair. That pays for my torch ;)
[1] 19:19 Skills[~X~]: thanks brom
[1] 19:19 Jack the Reaper[Fangz]: While fishing, you found a Leather boots!
[1] 19:19 EndlessDreams has logged in
[1] 19:19 Skills[~X~]: You have more hours played then me. I knew I should of gotten a cell phone years ago.. Missed out on so much exp
[1] 19:18 Bellator has logged in
[1] 19:18 Brom[Choob]: Early grats
[1] 19:17 Liu Bei[Dread]: Nice.
[1] 19:17 Liu Bei[Dread]: *thing.
[1] 19:17 Liu Bei[Dread]: Fishing is laggy and cooking isn't my think.
[1] 19:17 Skills[~X~]: You joined syrnia 1991 days ago.. almost 2k days.. wow..
[1] 19:17 Liu Bei[Dread]: So I can come back to help.
[1] 19:17 Brom[Choob]: I'm not lucky with obby, though :/ ONly have 3
[1] 19:17 Sels[-DRS-]: Why would we do that?
[1] 19:16 Liu Bei[Dread]: Anyways I need to go back to mains for a while someone tell me when it's woodcutting and I'll be back really fast lol.
[1] 19:16 Assilim[MUTED]: Now that you said it, your horses will die an unexplainable death :x *whistles*
[1] 19:16 Liu Bei[Dread]: Animal cruelty. You should feed them.
[1] 19:15 Brom[Choob]: You have been playing Syrnia for 11549 hours and 31 minutes. You joined syrnia 1479 days ago, you were player number 241328.
[1] 19:15 Brom[Choob]: I've seen one of my horses die... I think once? Twice?
[1] 19:15 Brom[Choob]: Also, my horses nearly never die?
[1] 19:14 Brom[Choob]: >.>
[1] 19:14 Skills[~X~]: Or that's what you want us to think. ;)
[1] 19:14 Assilim[MUTED]: While fishing, you found a Locked toolbox!
[1] 19:13 Brom[Choob]: 'tis the only explanation!
[1] 19:13 Brom[Choob]: Maybe... I'm like a luck sponge? I suck up everyone else's luck, and it gets me gems?
[1] 19:13 Brom[Choob]: ...Hehehe >.>
[1] 19:12 Skills[~X~]: Now I finally understand why I went several lvls mining gold without a gem drop >
[1] 19:12 Blackout Vision has logged in
[1] 19:12 Brom[Choob]: I have none on me now!... They're all in the clan stock and my houses >.>
[1] 19:12 Skills[~X~]: *Goes searching from brom's gem stash*
[1] 19:12 Thomas has logged in
[1] 19:12 Assilim[MUTED]: No wonder I mined 10k silver ores and didn't get a gem > You stole em all
[1] 19:11 Brom[Choob]: ... And i've mined everywhere but Anasco >.>
[1] 19:11 Skills[~X~]: I wouldn't mind if you did.. :
[1] 19:11 Solunar has logged in
[1] 19:11 Brom[Choob]: ... I usually have this luck with gems >.>
[1] 19:10 Skills[~X~]: Now*
[1] 19:10 Crow[Weird]: There are 148 players and 1 Crow working here.
[1] 19:10 Skills[~X~]: Not that brom is away from the rest of us, we should see an increase in drops.
[1] 19:10 Brom[Choob]: >.> I didn't hurl that boot to you!
[1] 19:10 Skills[~X~]: Coincidence? I think not!
[1] 19:09 Brom[Choob]: :o
[1] 19:09 Skills[~X~]: Hmm..
[1] 19:09 Skills[~X~]: While fishing, you found a Leather boots! :o
[1] 19:08 Brom[Choob]: *Hops out of the way* >.> It's luck, I tell you!
[1] 19:08 Skills[~X~]: *Throws his torch at brom*
[1] 19:08 Skills[~X~]: :o
[1] 19:08 Brom[Choob]: *Continues to edge away*
[1] 19:08 Brom[Choob]: >.>#
[1] 19:07 Brom[Choob]: While fishing, you found a Leather boots!
[1] 19:07 Talk2Bill[O.G.]: i meant for this fishing part
[1] 19:07 Sephiroth[~FaM~]: Stinky
[1] 19:07 Skills[~X~]: xD
[1] 19:07 willie[~HaJ~]: About 90 days to go
[1] 19:07 Scyther[Drunk]: btb, i have to take a shower
[1] 19:07 Talk2Bill[O.G.]: about 90 mins to go?
[1] 19:07 Brom[Choob]: D= *Edges away while fishing*
[1] 19:07 Assilim[MUTED]: Doin* :x
[1] 19:07 Scyther[Drunk]: i agree, its broms fault
[1] 19:07 Sasha Mkai[Druid]: yes it is bugged and until M2H fixes it then it will be like that
[1] 19:06 Assilim[MUTED]: Thats what I'm down LC
[1] 19:06 Brom[Choob]: D=
[1] 19:06 Skills[~X~]: yes, i blame brom.. prob stealing our drops during the stickiness of timers.
C4LV1N
[SWC]
04-11-2012 04:44


Top to bottom:

[4]04:38 Rango[Mid]: pc 3 days worth of help from charles4321?
[4]04:39 Rango[Mid]: he told me 10,000 gp payable in advance. just making sure i am not going to pay too much.
[4]04:39 Blaidd_Drwg[HR]: totally worthless
[4]04:40 jimmy1995[HR]: Priceless
[4]04:40 Blaidd_Drwg[HR]: unless he is paying you
[4]04:40 Truant[~FoS~]: Want to buy some nails too Rango?
TermaMatrix
[Corps]
03-12-2012 10:33



[2]10:23 Dragosani[Wino]: When I mow my lawn, I make my wife time me, every 90 seconds she holds up a posterboard that says, "You harvested 1 grass."
[2]10:23 Dragosani[Wino]: That's normal though...right?
[2]10:24 Borneo[C.]: lol...awesome drago
[2]10:24 That_Guy[Drunk]: Rofl Dragosani! I need to get my wife doing stuff like that
[2]10:24 brogs[Cloud]: 90 secs? You noob grass cutter
[2]10:24 Borneo[C.]: Congratulations! You've gained a mowing level (28)
For the best construction service in Syrnia, message or [w] Pandike. All boats, 100k houses, 30k shops. Just supply the wood, no other charges!

[5]19:04 (Mod)Moderator: Happy birthday Terma

R.I.P. Rizla 18.1.11
JackGrimm
[Fangz]
19-12-2012 09:31



[5]09:28 ArianaTamwood: Is there any way for a blind player to play this game?
I would be highly impressed if a blind person can play syrnia.

Edited on 19-12-2012 09:37
You merely adopted the lag, I was born with it!

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*Brohoof*
Karisade
[-DRS-]
24-12-2012 21:30



[4]21:29 nl1724[TSoH]: Pc Snowman please . The male kind
[1] 08:00 Tundra[Choob]: Bring it Mod person!! peezy puggy pouty pampers!

[2] 08:02 typo[S.A]: and i fail again
Karisade
[-DRS-]
12-01-2013 15:38



[2] 15:30 BOOYAKA[FFX]: aww whaa thort chu' woulda had 40 by now 0,0
[2] 15:31 A Snickers Bar[PsyKo]: Lol never! After 5 ores im done minging
[1] 08:00 Tundra[Choob]: Bring it Mod person!! peezy puggy pouty pampers!

[2] 08:02 typo[S.A]: and i fail again
Ned Kelly
[Bang!]
13-01-2013 23:41


[2] 23:31 Rango[GEMS]: asb syrnia is a place where all men are created equal.
Karisade
[-DRS-]
14-01-2013 22:12



[2]22:08 cam[B]: someone please tell ayna i will miss her the most <3
[2]22:09 cam[B]: not alt+3 love but love all the same
[1] 08:00 Tundra[Choob]: Bring it Mod person!! peezy puggy pouty pampers!

[2] 08:02 typo[S.A]: and i fail again
kagiscon
[]BoS[]
21-03-2013 21:25



Mod on the recent multi issue:

[5]21:23 (Mod)Moderator: We are just using them for target practice try not to get involved with them please
I like to cover up the 100s and 10s column of my timer with the forum page, this way it looks like I cook a swordfish every 10 seconds!


Proud Leader of []BoS[]- Best clan out there!
ladyraven143
[Cute]
19-06-2013 04:25



oh how i love my syrnia family!



[2]04:21 Eugenekoh2[]BoS[]: *sings the Bacanian national anthem for Aunty*

[2]04:23 Eugenekoh2[]BoS[]: O Baconda! Our bacon and native bacon! True bacon love in all they bacon command! with glowing bacon we see thee bacon, the true bacon strong and free

[2]04:23 Eugenekoh2[]BoS[]: From bacon and bacon, O Baconda, we stand on ground for thee. God keeo our bacon glorious and bacon! O Baconda, we stand on Bacon for thee! O Baconda!

Edited on 19-06-2013 04:26
[6] 03:49 (Mod)ladyraven143[Cute]: i like my burnt's.. they fertilize the corpses in my garden

WARNING: Approach with caution. This person
has NOT reached sufficient caffeine levels for human to human contact.
Thorne
[Coven]
08-07-2013 14:31



[5]14:27 JoyBean: Is there a max level on anything?
[5]14:28 (Guide)Prometheus[TSoH]: JoyBean: none has been reached yet since 2005.
[5]14:29 Angel: yup sounds pretty endless to me XD
[5]14:29 JoyBean: Did someone reach a max level in 2005?
No Penguins were harmed in making this avatar.

#Mining Level 83/100
#Smithing Level 48/55
#Fishing Level 57/75
#Cooking Level 90/100
Karisade
[Quest]
12-07-2013 16:59



When Things Don't Quite Add Up


[2] 16:36 JangleKlown[Evo]: is it just me remembering wrong, or were there better skill calculators 2 yrs ago than what is on tlgrounds now
[2] 16:38 JangleKlown[Evo]: i thought there was a place that had calculators that would tell how much gold you had to spend to reach whatever ur goal trade/constructing lvl is...
[2] 16:38 JangleKlown[Evo]: and stuff like that. more in depth calculators rather than just "you need this much exp"
[2] 16:40 Deedar[-TL-]: they show the gold needed :
[2] 16:40 Deedar[-TL-]: just put in your current xp and target level it will do the rest
[2] 16:41 JangleKlown[Evo]: not on the trading calculator. i wanted to know how much gold i needed (which i know isnt hard to figure out) and it just tells me how much exp i need
[2] 16:41 Deedar[-TL-]: yes it does
[2] 16:42 Deedar[-TL-]: Current EXP 25,311 Current Level 18 Target EXP 10,000,000 Target Level 99 EXP required 9,974,689 Levels to go 81 Gold needed 10,124,852
[2] 16:42 JangleKlown[Evo]: deedar, would you like me to post a screenshot somewhere to show you it doesnt?
[2] 16:42 Deedar[-TL-]: I know it does I'm looking at it xD
[2] 16:43 Deedar[-TL-]: I can help with TLgrounds issues but you need an optician for eyesight problems
[2] 16:43 JangleKlown[Evo]: https://www.dropbox.com/s/waxys0lvn1d7psh/Untitled.png
[2] 16:43 JangleKlown[Evo]: there's my screenshot
[2] 16:44 Deedar[-TL-]: click calculate xD
[2] 16:44 Mr_Clown[SLOW]: JangleKlown: You didn't click calculate
[2] 16:44 Sonyc[1-Sec]: ROFL!
"There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it."

- Oscar Wilde
Thorne
[Coven]
08-08-2013 05:27



4]05:25 Verona: 24K hours of playing and still choobing...thats crazy
[4]05:25 Verona: and i choobed -_-
No Penguins were harmed in making this avatar.

#Mining Level 85/100
#Smithing Level 48/55
#Fishing Level 57/75
#Cooking Level 90/100
Pendragon
[Cyber]
08-08-2013 05:37



It's been too long, Kashi. I miss you.
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