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Typotato
[=SoA=]
16-06-2015 05:59



[5]05:58 itgetsbetter: this game is sorta like cookie clicker from what i can see

new player
#100 in woodcutting (level 97)
[2]04:58 kuroshin[(WAR)]: but typo, we all know you have a frigde full of bigmacs and whoppers.
275 exp/278 seconds > 400 exp/30 seconds
Mr. Addy
Keeping this game free by adding ads to every topic
TermaMatrix
[Corps]
18-06-2015 16:15



This just made me LOL

[2]16:11 Quiksilver[TAG]: Rubo you noob
[2]16:11 Quiksilver[TAG]: Your max would be like 37 damage
[2]16:12 ruboxjr[O.G.]: If you're in a clan with MM, Z, and Deedar you need to rethink who you're calling a noob, Quik
[2]16:12 Nuthouse[-DRS-]: hahaha
[2]16:12 ShapeShifter[TAG]: Rubo has a point XD
[2]16:12 MadameMasque[TAG]: ..wait a minute
[2]16:12 MadameMasque[TAG]: SS is not on that list.
[2]16:12 Quiksilver[TAG]: That is irrelevant, Rubo. I am well aware of that
[2]16:12 ruboxjr[O.G.]: Affirmative action requires me to leave him out of 1/10 insults I make.
[2]16:13 ShapeShifter[TAG]: >.< xD
[2]16:13 MadameMasque[TAG]: Pfft
For the best construction service in Syrnia, message or [w] Pandike. At lvl 110 he can make everything! No charges and he can supply the wood!

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Karisade
[TLO]
01-08-2015 19:07



Kinky Tradechat

[4] 18:55 savanah[TLO]: wtb ambers whip me ty on mains
[4] 18:57 savanah[TLO]: omg i just read that i meant whisp me ty

Edited on 01-08-2015 19:07
poetic justice[Ant]: friggin allergies... i wish mother nature would make up her mind
nisditil[fame]: well there's a reason it's called a she

Haled[Sleep]: I think griffin summoning orbs should be called griffin doors
Typotato
[Snake]
26-10-2015 23:47



[5]23:46 (Mod)Moderator: Alright gentlemen, we are currently working on a [7]Wafflechat but until that time comes, please use [2]
#100 in woodcutting (level 97)
[2]04:58 kuroshin[(WAR)]: but typo, we all know you have a frigde full of bigmacs and whoppers.
275 exp/278 seconds > 400 exp/30 seconds
MrZee
[fame]
28-10-2015 21:07



[2]20:54 Tundra[Choob]: sometimes I walk away with some gold,. sometumes I get jailed
[0]01:01 No other players got a reward, as they didn't meet the criteria.
barun511
[*TF*]
30-10-2015 19:18



(After C4LV1N gets a Witch hat from the witch)


[2]19:17 C4LV1N[SWC]: If anyone cares, I was mining silver when I got that.
[2]19:17 Verona: no one cares C4
[2]19:17 C4LV1N[SWC]: If no one cares, I was still mining silver when I got that.

Edited on 30-10-2015 19:19
[3] 16:58 ShapeShifter[*TF*]: barun I love you. That is all. :P :P

Generation 31: The first time you see this, copy it into your own signature (on any forum) and add one to the generation number. Social experiment.
Oddiii
[CFH]
09-11-2015 02:15


Testing the Waters

[2]02:12 Butttruck: this is like runescape
[2]02:13 Phys[CFH]: Not really.
[2]02:13 Butttruck: the guide was wrong it said i was gonna be flamed
Oddiii
[CFH]
11-11-2015 14:06


[2]13:58 Telepathetic[Elite]: *rubs furously against eagles*
[2]13:58 Iron Guard24[CLEAN]: Its a lucky day, it will rub off on you at some point Tele lol
[2]13:58 Telepathetic[Elite]: lolol
[2]13:57 Telepathetic[Elite]: although I've gotten 11 LTB
[2]13:57 Telepathetic[Elite]: seems like I've got bad luck compared to y'all ;)


Bottom up ;)
Arocks141
[NWR]
26-12-2015 21:55


[3]21:46 Chataigne[NWR]: jack is at sanfew
[0]21:46 For their efforts in stealing Jack Frost's prized possessions at Sanfew, the following players were rewarded:
[0]21:46 Liu Bei got a Frost vest.
[0]21:46 Chickenhawk got a Frost hat.
[0]21:46 lilfirecracker, Kat and leeloo also got a Locked christmas present.
[0]21:46 Jack Frost was spotted heading to Mezno island.
[3]21:46 Arocks141[NWR]: No kidding
Oddiii
[CFH]
30-12-2015 14:27


[2]14:21 Telepathetic[Elite]: Clanless people that don't talk in 2 chat .... o.O
[2]14:21 Kordon[Seek]: maybe you scared them away
[2]14:22 Telepathetic[Elite]: but really, doesn't this weird anyone out?
[2]14:22 Sels[-DRS-]: maybe they have Chat disabled
[2]14:23 Kordon[Seek]: maybe they're anti-social, maybe you wouldn't want them to talk to you ;)
[2]14:24 Kordon[Seek]: how would that be for weirding you out, Telapathetic?
[2]14:24 Telepathetic[Elite]: maybe they are insane closet furries who only come out if they smell hotdogs or ...
[2]14:24 Telepathetic[Elite]: ahhh
[2]14:24 Kordon[Seek]: or, maybe their a pirate like a lot of pirates forwent with world chat altogether
[2]14:24 Telepathetic[Elite]: nuu.. i can't take it anymore!
[2]14:25 Telepathetic[Elite]: there are lots of them on remer! sometimes I want to poke them with a burnt herring
Oddiii
[CFH]
30-12-2015 15:08


[2]15:03 Telepathetic[Elite]: Do you think it's extra cruel to steal from the clanless?
[2]15:04 Iron Guard24[CLEAN]: now to hide my 100 gold ore in a house like Gollum and pet it and call it "my Precious"
[2]15:04 Telepathetic[Elite]: 1k worth of gold ores?
[2]15:04 Iron Guard24[CLEAN]: 100 gold ore, part of my prize from Kari lol
[2]15:05 Iron Guard24[CLEAN]: My first gold ore ever
[2]15:05 Iron Guard24[CLEAN]: So its a big deal for me
[2]15:05 Telepathetic[Elite]: oo
[2]15:05 Telepathetic[Elite]: yeah, that's pretty awesome
[2]15:05 Telepathetic[Elite]: especially since kari touched it
[2]15:06 Telepathetic[Elite]: i won 100 eggplant once... i visit it for petting every day
[2]15:07 thorn[CFH]: I reckon I've smelted over 200k gold ore as a smith here >.<
[2]15:07 thorn[CFH]: Moral of the story: Don't do smithing.
Arocks141
[NWR]
30-01-2016 19:33


[3]19:15 DudelRok[NWR]: So what's he buying at, exactly?
[3]19:16 DudelRok[NWR]: 1G per 1HP?
[3]19:16 DudelRok[NWR]: Never mind, I learned to read and figured it out myself.
Latvian_Knight
[^GL^]
06-02-2016 15:57



People were chatting about League of Legends and D&D games (I think)...

[2]23:17 (Mod)Moderator: English only in chat please nerds
Typotato
[=SoA=]
16-02-2016 21:39



[5]21:33 (Guide)Prometheus[TSoH]: seconds, minutes, tomatoes, tomahtoes.
#100 in woodcutting (level 97)
[2]04:58 kuroshin[(WAR)]: but typo, we all know you have a frigde full of bigmacs and whoppers.
275 exp/278 seconds > 400 exp/30 seconds
Marley
[HFIL]
12-03-2016 07:21



[1]05:51 Sajo[Dr]: What happened to Eylsian dock? Used to be so nice now an ogre stole my socks and gnomes keep trying to sell me drugs, bad neighborhood nowadays.
[1]05:56 Marley[HFIL]: Boneo bought the neighbord, turned it into slums.


*typos noted
"I've come to realize that the only people I need in my life, are the ones who need me in theirs even when I have nothing else to offer them but myself."
Errant
[CFH]
29-09-2016 09:43


Anti-Hug Red Mod Chat Strikes

[2] 09:19 TeuT[-OLD-]: *hugs Errant*
[0] 09:19 Loading them now GerulaD
[2] 09:19 Errant[CFH]: Im being discrimnated against cause im an Errant!
[2] 09:19 Errant[CFH]: Mod power abuse!
[2] 09:19 Asgard[Fangz]: Too much red shite
[2] 09:19 GerulaD[TLO]: there are 0 events.... so what will you cancel?
[0] 09:18 Hugs are fine Rea - just not for Errant
[2] 09:18 Acnologia[TAG]: yes! more reason not to hug him!
[2] 09:18 SirBatfink[Snake]: even if its a distraction to steal his wallet?
[2] 09:18 A Snickers Bar[Zen]: Welp going to bed
[2] 09:18 Errant[CFH]: I love it!
[2] 09:18 Rea[RS]: '( no more hugs?!?
[0] 09:18 In addition, for each hug Errant receives 1 event will be cancelled
[2] 09:18 Maria Reed[Ant]: lol
[2] 09:17 barun511 arvindr[*TF*]: I like to be a rebel >:{)
[2] 09:17 Prometheus[TSoH]: ty mod
[2] 09:17 barun511 arvindr[*TF*]: *hugs Errant*
[0] 09:17 Hugging Errant is now a ban-able offense
[2] 09:16 Errant[CFH]: Jirahci! give me a hug!

Edited on 29-09-2016 09:44
Sephiroth
[TSoH]
30-09-2016 18:47



[2]18:41 SpellBinder[CLEAN]: no my wording, why grammer nazi when lives are at steak

XD

Edited on 30-09-2016 18:47
TermaMatrix
[Corps]
01-10-2016 10:23



[2]10:15 SirBatfink[Snake]: with all the veggies in syrnia, why cant cooks make anice salad, i! trying to loose wieght, i is getting a bit podgy >
[2]10:19 MilkToast: I see it's hindering your speech, as well :o
[2]10:20 SirBatfink[Snake]: sorry, i had a mouth full of cheesy puffs
[2]10:20 MilkToast: ;)


Oh Sir Batty, you do make me laugh.
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barun511
[*TF*]
30-10-2016 18:46



[0] 18:12 Forum -> Contests -> Official Contest #112 and #113 Come on Syrnians!!!You have to be in it to win it!!
[2] 18:13 Prometheus[TSoH]: I'm in it to win it.
[2] 18:13 LadyHazel[C.]: It's like a bad powerball commercial
[3] 16:58 ShapeShifter[*TF*]: barun I love you. That is all. :P :P

Generation 31: The first time you see this, copy it into your own signature (on any forum) and add one to the generation number. Social experiment.
LuckySneakr
[(WAR)]
26-11-2016 05:37



[2]05:34 Totsmom[TSoH]: I stopped at Walmart about 2 hours ago and it was fairly empty
[2]05:34 Errant[CLEAN]: Only like 53 people died today from being beaten to death with TVs, a new record low
[2]05:35 Errant[CLEAN]: I am joking of course.
JLock13 tried to thieve you at Eully, but was caught on the crime scene and has been sent to jail for 1095 seconds.
20:33:21 rusty: give me the cherry and i'll give u my banana
Luna Yuhi
[CLEAN]
02-12-2016 09:59



[2] 09:57 Missylee[TSoH]: if he is eating some and keeping rations, i wonder how much the hamster is actually having to eat
[2] 09:57 Masque[TAG]: You know where to start looking!
[2] 09:57 Masque[TAG]: Well, if I disappear we all know who got rid of me.
[2] 09:56 (Mod)Moderator: He's keeping rations? Time to search the closet, everyone keep him busy until I'm done.
[2] 09:56 Missylee[TSoH]: seems he has been eating 1/2 to 3/4 of the bowl b4 he gives it to the hamster
[2] 09:54 Masque[TAG]: here I thought he kept it as rations for when they lock him in the utility closet.
[2] 09:40 Missylee[TSoH]: born selling the hamster food isnt allowed
[2] 09:40 Nuthouse[-DRS-]: not you Naomi, aaah #akward
[2] 09:39 Nuthouse[-DRS-]: Ive saw your garden
[2] 09:39 Naomi[OrKs]: Plus tips lol
[2] 09:39 Nuthouse[-DRS-]: your rich man
[2] 09:39 Borneo[C.]: I got a couple bucks laying around
[2] 09:39 Missylee[TSoH]: yeah got to leave that rainy day money alone
[2] 09:38 Naomi[OrKs]: I have money in my savings but I don't touch it so I gotta pretend to be broke

Cba to put it in top to bottom sorry
Nuthouse
[-DRS-]
16-12-2016 09:55



[1] 08:58 Jeffreyj[Pond]: Any idea when we can get weapons as drop again?
[1] 09:00 Borneo[C.]: yes
[1] 09:02 HellHound[~X~]: XD
[1] 09:02 Jeffreyj[Pond]: Soon?
[1] 09:03 Borneo[C.]: sorry - I have used up all my answers for today
[1] 09:03 Borneo[C.]: you can try another day
[1] 09:04 Jeffreyj[Pond]: Haha darn
2016-03-09 14:47:21 Nuthouse killed The Fusion
Brom
[Choob]
17-12-2016 20:32


Read from bottom to top. Self post, I know, but it got some laughs in clan


[2] 20:19 Zebby[CFH]: odd i saw red there
[2] 20:18 A Swoosh[TAG]: 49's PRetty green right now
[2] 20:18 Absol[TLO]: With the Elven Wall!
[2] 20:17 Brom[Choob]: *Cue music*
[2] 20:16 Brom[Choob]: We will make Syrnia green again... We will make Syrnia strong again... We will make Syrnia wealthy again... And we will Make! Syrnia! Great! Again!
[2] 20:15 Watcher of the Abyss[TSoH]: In Brom we trust!
[2] 20:14 Brom[Choob]: *Points to queeng* Thank you, thank you. Lovely people.
[2] 20:12 Brom[Choob]: have to keep winning.
[2] 20:12 Celebi[CLEAN]: lol Brom
[2] 20:12 Brom[Choob]: You'll come to me in a few months, and say "Brom, I like it all, but please, stop, I can't take the winning". Well, i'm sorry, but you're just gonna
[2] 20:12 Brom[Choob]: We will repeal and replace the catastrophe that is communistic clan-SH sharing, which is stiffing our great cooks! It'll be great, folks.
[2] 20:12 queeng[CFH]: BROM! BROM! BROM! *keeps cheering*
[2] 20:11 Brom[Choob]: We will take back control of Ogre Cave Entrance 1, we will send my opponent to jail for 200 seconds, and we'll do it all beautifully.
[2] 20:06 Gooshy[(WAR)]: you must have missed the whole organization of one
[2] 20:05 Brom[Choob]: All the miners will start going to ol 49, it'll be incredible.
[2] 20:05 Brom[Choob]: The trade deals we're making with [tag] are terrible! With me as clan leader, we will renegotiate the costs of Syriet, and start making money again!
[2] 20:04 Nao[Yup.]: i think someone should come cook my bacon for me
[2] 20:03 Nao[Yup.]: l
[2] 20:02 Nao[Yup.]: wow, thats a yuge dea
[2] 20:02 Brom[Choob]: Nao, I am Making Syrnia Great Again!
[2] 20:02 Nao[Yup.]: and saw*
[2] 20:01 Brom[Choob]: ...Get him outta there
[2] 20:01 Nao[Yup.]: i have no idea whata going on, i was afk and say people throwing things
[2] 20:01 Brom[Choob]: *hand over eyes, staring at Absol* Who's paying you? how much? 12,000 gp...? 12.5k?
[2] 20:00 Brom[Choob]: Thank you. Beautiful people.
[2] 19:59 Nao[Yup.]: *ans giraffes*
[2] 19:58 Absol[TLO]: *and ninja stars
[2] 19:56 Errant[CLEAN]: *crowd cheers* *people throw hats*
[2] 19:56 Absol[TLO]: yay...
[2] 19:55 Brom[Choob]: Nominate me grand Syrnia clan-leader, and I promise you, we will stop. radical. OL takeovers, on this server!
[2] 19:54 Brom[Choob]: I've got the best words, folks.
[2] 19:54 Brom[Choob]: They're taking our Syriet! They're taking our pickaxes! And they're taking our lives!
[2] 19:52 Errant[CLEAN]: YES!
[2] 19:52 Brom[Choob]: Drain the [TAG]!
[2] 19:51 Brom[Choob]: Make the OL great again!
[2] 19:47 Errant[CLEAN]: Proven tactic
[2] 19:47 Errant[CLEAN]: TAG is illegally in the OL, make them build a wall to keep themselves out
[2] 19:47 Errant[CLEAN]: I suggest the Donald Trump tactic
devildog
[Cyber]
24-12-2016 06:27



[2] 06:15 Calliope[Pond]: remains to be seen in front of which ass SS is dangling said best carrot... :o
[2] 06:14 Calliope[Pond]: that didn't sound all pervy or anything, SS. LOL
[2] 06:13 ShatterStar[Pond]: I've got the best carrot in syrnia.. Get at me boys..
Veteran- It's not that I can and others can't, but that I did and others didn't

Death once had a near Marine experience
Semper Fi
barun511
[*TF*]
16-01-2017 00:40



5]00:36 Kvarek[Elves]: Are you sure?
[5]00:36 Kvarek[Elves]: wc
[5]00:36 Roguealicious[TLO]: 100% sure
[5]00:36 Kvarek[Elves]: Ok, so thats why, thanks!
[5]00:36 Kvarek[Elves]: wc
[5]00:37 Kvarek[Elves]: Ok, so thats why, thanks!
[5]00:37 Kvarek[Elves]: wc
[5]00:37 Heskel[-TL-]: r u ok
Ares(114) attacked barun511, and did 0 damage. barun511 had 80 HP left.
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