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Paddy
[KoRT]
28-10-2010 23:23



[3]23:20 Lamb[KoRT]: [1]23:19 (Mod)Evert[Pond]: 0 You struck at the Young Eagle, but missed ! 88 AIm 103 Power FTW
Thanks Wick for letting me join!

KoRT!

There are 100 other players working here.

Mining level: 16 (20700 exp, 1 for next level) OMG!
Mr. Addy
Keeping this game free by adding ads to every topic
Thorn
[JADED]
31-10-2010 00:57



[2]00:54 (Mod)Borneo[C.]: *flips the invasion switch up but breaks the handle off*
[2]00:54 (Mod)Borneo[C.]: oops
[2]00:54 (Mod)Borneo[C.]: *puts it with the "other" broken stuff*
[2]00:55 (Mod)Borneo[C.]: um, anyone got any duct tape?
[2]00:55 (Mod)Borneo[C.]: ...and a *Elevtricity for Dummies* manual
[2]00:56 (Mod)Borneo[C.]: ...and apparently spelling lessons >.<



(Mod)Borneo[C.]: we didnt fail Arioch...we were simply misunderstood
*Bites*
20:29 (Mod)Ibiss[Order]: *Judo chops Thorn*

[5]21:56 Plow Boy[~RSA~]: thanks O-O some people are sexing in clan chat im scared D:
(posted with permission)
tyskiebrau
[CBF]
31-10-2010 06:40


[2]06:38 evilbuttercup[Styx]: If ppl to you are just pixels...
[2]06:38 Kakashi1[UBER]: My genitals contain a lot of pixels.
[2]06:38 MadameMasque[O.G.]: *giggles*

...ha!
chimpanz6
[Cloud]
31-10-2010 08:07



It is not a chat post, I found it in the forums.

The Halloween festivities will begin on Serpenthelm at 21:30 on 30/10/2010. Bring your best costume and be prepared to have fun!

Lol.
In need of a signature, please whisper or message me.

You have married Monster_Ink !
18:43 9th October 2010
Abomination
[Psyko]
31-10-2010 10:20



4] 10:14 Darkain[Psyko]: could a mod plz mute me for xiro so he can be happy?
[4] 10:13 Moonstorm: WTB carrot seeds wisp me ur offers
[4] 10:12 ImNorbit[~MoS~]: buying ogre club w/me
[4] 10:11 Cruz Nairb[Pond]: [Pond] Syriet Service - Smithing all syriet items for you - [w]
[4] 10:10 (Mod)Moderator: Warning: Trade chat is only for in-game trading purposes, it is not for general conversation.
[4] 10:10 thk[LLL]: free level 55 construction service on Kanzo and Anasco -- whisper or message thk
[4] 10:10 Fiyona[LLL]: what bug?
[4] 10:10 ninetysparks[LTInc]: what bug
[4] 10:09 Darkain[Psyko]: rofl i think the mods are too busy with the bug
[4] 10:09 ninetysparks[LTInc]: really we got no mods
[4] 10:09 Genie[-Rei-]: I'm all for free elven picks, tyvm...erm, someone
[4] 10:09 cc11rocks[#1WAR]: wc
[4] 10:08 cc11rocks[#1WAR]: they get whispers but they can't send any back
[4] 10:08 Darkain[Psyko]: fine any mod in any chat say the magic words and pick the next 3 drop sites
[4] 10:08 cc11rocks[#1WAR]: we should stop talking in this chat...this chat is for help only
[4] 10:07 cc11rocks[#1WAR]: darkain-send a ticket
[4] 10:07 Darkain[Psyko]: elven picks at deep lemo, syraid did it not me
[4] 10:06 Darkain[Psyko]: what no mods on watching trade?
[4] 10:05 Darkain[Psyko]: ^double
[4] 10:04 Darkain[Psyko]: first mod to say dubblr bubble toil and trouble in trade picke the next 3 drop spots
[4] 10:03 Darkain[Psyko]: now someone bail me so i can run and drop more stuff's plz
[4] 10:02 Darkain[Psyko]: and i have 17k gold come get it chase dark the witch
[4] 10:01 Darkain[Psyko]: You have been locked up in the Xanso jail. Reason: Thieving Lurchable at Mentan. after the plate fell
[4] 10:00 Darkain[Psyko]: ut oh in jail for a bit soz guys
[4] 09:58 Darkain[Psyko]: spike helm and boots at sorer lair, naughty theiving spiders!!!
[4] 09:58 Darkain[Psyko]: give me 3 min
[4] 09:58 Lurchable[TxN]: mentan
[4] 09:58 Darkain[Psyko]: oops ogre boots at web haven
[4] 09:57 Darkain[Psyko]: lurchab;e where do i drop it?
[4] 09:57 Moonstorm: WTB carrot seeds wisp me ur offers
[4] 09:56 Darkain[Psyko]: still need 2 more ppl to whisper to decide where the next ogre plate drops
[4] 09:55 Darkain[Psyko]: elven picks at frainer and xanso, no couldn't have been me
[4] 09:54 Darkain[Psyko]: opps in the meantime i just dropped a ogre gloves at berain
[4] 09:53 Naruto Uzumaki[CBF]: pc ogre plate
[4] 09:52 Darkain[Psyko]: who wants to pick the next spot i drop an ogre plat lets say 4th whisper picks
Appy
[JOKER]
05-11-2010 03:10



[2]03:04 Kakashi1[UBER]: There was a disruption within my pants.

I really did find it funny!
<3 You have married Taze! February 24, 2010 <3
Don't know if I could ever be
Without you cause boy you complete me
And in time I know that we'll both see
That we're all we need
Vampyre
[Pond]
05-11-2010 08:36



[6]08:34 vini[Karl]: WE nned to dress some GSGs up as pirates with eyepatches and give then falchions and send them as a follow up.


I rofled
~Swimming in the Pond~

<3 You have married Queenie ! <3

"Have no fear
There are wounds that are not meant to heal"
HIM - In Verene Veritas
DeSoRDoR
[Snake]
07-11-2010 01:21



Up - down, for both.

[2] 01:19 Piscium[-TL-]: Carpe Diem Bogtrotter!
[2] 01:19 Piscium[-TL-]: wc >.<
[2] 01:19 Piscium[-TL-]: Carpe Diem Bogtrotter!


Nice Piscy

[2]18:13 Fiery[Hated]: You have successfully thieved bencedin. But he or she does not wear any gold at the moment.
[2]18:13 Fiery[Hated]: Wrong chat sorry, Meant for clan :/
[2]18:13 Fiery[Hated]: You have successfully thieved bencedin. But he or she does not wear any gold at the moment.
[2]18:14 Fiery[Hated]: grr...

Nice Hun

EDIT: Added Fiery's one

Edited on 18-11-2010 18:17
Si vis pacem, para bellum.

Kakashi1[UBER]: Oh my god Des, you have the best avatar in the universe
King Albatross[*TF*]: I LUVE YOU DESSSYBABE!

www.TLGrounds.com, your TRUE Syrnia resource!
Drofbagin
[~OoS~]
07-11-2010 02:54


lol at DeS's
Sephiroth
[TSoH]
07-11-2010 08:11



[2] 23:19 nirvanaishdude[~ADV~]: I had myself chuckling with that one.
[2] 23:19 nirvanaishdude[~ADV~]: Oh man
[2] 23:19 (Mod)Evert[Pond]: nirv
[2] 23:19 Calgor: The accusation being "whom"? ;)
[2] 23:19 Fiery[Hated]: Syrnia should be added to every dictionary
[2] 23:18 KoolKitty[~SaS~]: lol Nirv
[2] 23:18 Fiery[Hated]: Hello fellow Syrnians. Hope you are having a wonderful day
[2] 23:18 Sundiman[KoRT]: like different color
[2] 23:18 nirvanaishdude[~ADV~]: But (Isuck)Evert would lead to accusastions.
[2] 23:18 Calgor: Not one of the better ideas really...any other way of representing it perhaps...
[2] 23:17 (Mod)Evert[Pond]: Yeah they do a little Calgor
[2] 23:17 Lol[~OoS~]: wat
[2] 23:16 Calgor: Staff tags really do play hell with the general layout of a channel.

Had me laughing for a few fine minutes. XD

Edited on 07-11-2010 08:14
Bioweapon
[Snake]
08-11-2010 19:49


Funny!

Have Permission


[5]19:46 chimpanz6[Cloud]: Is there an item in the game called "Orange"? Because I bid on "Orange" thinking it was the player. I wanted him to be my slave.
Drofbagin
[~OoS~]
09-11-2010 02:57


bottom to top

[1] 01:34 Azthron: another 47..., i want to enter to my damn house!
[1] 01:33 Lol[~OoS~]: newb*
[1] 01:33 Lol[~OoS~]: yes im a noob
[1] 01:33 Marsular[Zen]: Mouahhaha!
[1] 01:33 Calliope[~FoS~]: it took you -3- months to get 20k worth of stuff???
[1] 01:33 bantha_warrior[O.G.]: Pretty sure it was an evil mage who's to blame for your deaths...
[1] 01:33 lilfirecracker[night]: I didnt pick anything up
[1] 01:33 An evil mage summoned 47 Gold scaled gamans at Eully.
[1] 01:33 Lol[~OoS~]: and i lost my 6k burnts
[1] 01:32 Lol[~OoS~]: i lost 20k worth of stuff (that took me 3 months to get) :/
[1] 01:32 lilfirecracker[night]: Lol they are now GSG not cobras
[1] 01:32 bones00104[Fangz]: I lost all my stuff too.. >.>
[1] 01:32 M S Scott[#1WAR]: *prove
[1] 01:31 M S Scott[#1WAR]: 80277 gold for whoever got my stuff and can provee it
[1] 01:31 Lol[~OoS~]: this is crap. that stupid SYRAID bugged the game and i lost all my crap. UGH
[1] 01:30 Lord Despair[CBF]: The bugs that were around when yesterday's invasions happened still linger around
[1] 01:30 Marsular[Zen]: XD
[1] 01:30 chrisf18[-IH-]: perfect timing Marsular >
[1] 01:30 Azthron: lol
[1] 01:30 cc11rocks[#1WAR]: lol lol
[1] 01:30 Lol[~OoS~]: the lv 66 cobras killed me...omg
[1] 01:30 Lol[~OoS~]: omg i died cuz of them!!!
[1] 01:30 Marsular[Zen]: Mouahahah!
[1] 01:30 M S Scott[#1WAR]: It said cobra on the top of my fight screen
[1] 01:30 Marsular[Zen]: You all seem to have fun with the GSGs huh?
[1] 01:29 cc11rocks[#1WAR]: they are GSG's
[1] 01:29 M S Scott[#1WAR]: Since when are cobras level 66
[1] 01:26 Lol has logged in
[1] 01:26 Calliope[~FoS~]: heya fawkes!
[1] 01:25 chrisf18[-IH-]: dropping like flies now
[1] 01:25 Lemonsquare[slap]: good to hear that you're doing great
[1] 01:25 Lemonsquare[slap]: i've had world chat disabled for approximately two months, i plan on continuing that way
[1] 01:24 rosebud[MAAN]: Yes, now there are gold scaled gamans in Eully.
[1] 01:23 Marsular[Zen]: Wiped away the noobs standings
[1] 01:23 Marsular[Zen]: XD
[1] 01:23 Lemonsquare[slap]: you're so evil, marsular
[1] 01:22 Lady Aether[Psyko]: sanfew still busy?
[1] 01:21 nikkisolo: drop*
[1] 01:21 nikkisolo: so is the person who picked up the death drip willing to trade or give me back some of my stuff?
[1] 01:19 Marsular[Zen]: Mouhahaha!
[1] 01:19 nikkisolo: yeah i would be one of them
[1] 01:18 bantha_warrior[O.G.]: Looks like I have to store my gold ores elsewhere
[1] 01:18 chrisf18[-IH-]: lol, 2 deaths in 5 seconds
[1] 01:18 poetsgrandaughter[Wild]: dude that was so not cool, i was there at the beginning of the invasion fighting by myself and i get nothing :-(
[1] 01:17 Orhoz[Fangz]: well eully was free for a few seconds!
[1] 01:17 Calliope[~FoS~]: *applauds an evil mage* Very cool.
[1] 01:17 An evil mage summoned 47 Gold scaled gamans at Eully.

Edited on 09-11-2010 03:57
Kakashi1
[Choob]
09-11-2010 03:17



*Reads a few pages back*

A wise man once told me something.

"quotes that are that long are never funny "
Thanks to Vampyre for being extremely generous.

"And yet I fight, and yet I fight, this battle all alone.. no one to cry to, no place to go home.."
Drofbagin
[~OoS~]
09-11-2010 03:38


since this has pretty much become just a quotes page, it doesnt matter. that wasnt really supposed to be that funny.

but what you just said was prolly the funniest thing on here
i edited it so it flows better and makes more sense now

Edited on 09-11-2010 03:58
willie
[CBF]
09-11-2010 03:53


Lol, it's become a "quotes" page because idiots like you put stupid crap on here.
Kakashi1
11-11-2010 22:00



[2]21:56 Excessum[merge]: *Snuggles Sky and Lisa* Yeah... I should probably just hoard them.
[2]21:56 Kakashi1: *Snuggles Papi, Lisa and Nate* <3
[2]21:56 BLOODYSKY[Drunk]: ~Snuggles Kaka-Son, Nate and Lisa~ <3
[2]21:56 Kakashi1: I think we should all take off our clothes now.
[2]21:56 Kakashi1:
[2]21:57 Cloud[Fangz]: already did!
[2]21:57 BLOODYSKY[Drunk]: I'm already naked ? :o
[2]21:57 Excessum[merge]: Yeah, that is already done.

Maybe it was one of those "You had to be there" things.
Thanks to Vampyre for being extremely generous.

"And yet I fight, and yet I fight, this battle all alone.. no one to cry to, no place to go home.."
Kakashi1
[1-Sec]
12-11-2010 08:55



[1] 08:49 Atomkinder[~FaM~]: I smell an uprising >_>
[1] 08:49 Atomkinder[~FaM~]: w/c
[1] 08:50 Affliction[~FoS~]: No, that was the Taco Bell I had earlier. Sorry.
[1] 08:50 Kakashi1[1-Sec]: No, I jusst haven't washed in a while. Sorry.

We literally said it at the exact same time. Both lines showed up at once for me. T'was perfect.
Thanks to Vampyre for being extremely generous.

"And yet I fight, and yet I fight, this battle all alone.. no one to cry to, no place to go home.."
Sephiroth
12-11-2010 12:47



[4]12:42 Freddiedie1[Hated]: You have 1999 Iron ore.
[4]12:42 Vaeltajan Aikaa Seph: Buying 2k Iron ore, for 8k gp.
[4]12:42 Freddiedie1[Hated]: woops w/c
[4]12:42 Vaeltajan Aikaa Seph: My god, Freddiedie. Did I just summoned my saviour?
[2]12:42 Roarenson[Sleep]: Lool
[4]12:42 Freddiedie1[Hated]: lol >.< that was odd, but i have a contract sorry
[4]12:43 Vaeltajan Aikaa Seph: Aww, too bad.
[4]12:44 Freddiedie1[Hated]: sorry
[4]12:44 Freddiedie1[Hated]: i have to mine 499 more ores then got another contract to mine like, 7k coal :O
[4]12:44 Freddiedie1[Hated]: ok cya trade chaat
[4]12:44 Freddiedie1[Hated]: *chat


Lol, synchronization anyone?
DeSoRDoR
[Snake]
12-11-2010 16:11



Why don't people realize that self quote is taboo?

Except in Kashi's case, he is allowed to tell he's dirty everywhere. Any time.
Si vis pacem, para bellum.

Kakashi1[UBER]: Oh my god Des, you have the best avatar in the universe
King Albatross[*TF*]: I LUVE YOU DESSSYBABE!

www.TLGrounds.com, your TRUE Syrnia resource!
Drofbagin
[~OoS~]
12-11-2010 19:57


top to bottom

[5]19:55 Lemony[Color]: Aww How come?
[5]19:55 Lemony[Color]: Whoops, W/c
[5]19:55 Lemony[Color]: [5]19:55 Lemony[Color]: Aww How come? ]

fail.
Fiery
[Hated]
12-11-2010 20:12


This isn't fail chat quotes.
[2]22:56 (Mod)SYRAID[Pond]: gees there are some fools in this game

[2]22:57 Fiery[Hated]: I sure hope thats not directed at me Mr Troll.


Hypocrisy rules the world
Kakashi1
[1-Sec]
12-11-2010 21:46



Posting quotes that include you is ok, it's just posting quotes that are mostly or completely about you that generally tend to not be funny.

When I posted the two I did, I did so because other people were just as important in them or more important than myself, which makes it ok, because that shows that I wasn't just posting for my ego.

There's a lot of other complicated methods that I use to determine when a quote is OK or not, many of which are beyond your comprehension, so I won't write them here. In general, remember this:

Is the quote mostly about you?
Are you the only person in the quote?
Is it you talking to yourself?
Are you known to have a large ego?

Then NO, you should not post the quote you were about to.

Is the quote mostly other people?
Is the quote completely other people?
Do you have nothing to do with it?
Are you very modest?

Then YES, you probably should post the quote you were about to.

Example of what NOT to post: [2]21:43 Kakashi1[1-Sec]: This is a funny chat line.

Example of what TO post: [2]21:43 EsKaLiDiNg[~OoS~]: Fun (Let's just assume for a minute that this is funny.)

Now, are we all clear? I hope so. Good posting, folkie folks. :3
Thanks to Vampyre for being extremely generous.

"And yet I fight, and yet I fight, this battle all alone.. no one to cry to, no place to go home.."
Fiery
[Hated]
12-11-2010 21:54


Might want to edit that into the original post.
[2]22:56 (Mod)SYRAID[Pond]: gees there are some fools in this game

[2]22:57 Fiery[Hated]: I sure hope thats not directed at me Mr Troll.


Hypocrisy rules the world
Sasha Mkai
[`TSP`]
14-11-2010 05:15


well not sure about anyone else but I found 2 funny things in trade chat when I got online tonight.

4]05:01 MrCavalry[Hated]: anyone buying hard silks now a days and how much they been goin for?
[4]05:05 tomg[KoRT]: selling 11 locked moldys and 26 locked toolboxs
[4]05:05 MrCavalry[Hated]: cherp cherp*
[4]05:06 Cruz Nairb[Pond]: Buying beryls, [w]
[4]05:06 quagmire[Pub]: Bugger off you lick-spittle twit!
[4]05:07 quagmire[Pub]: oops - wrong chat - sorry.
[4]05:07 Naruto Uzumaki[~MoS~]: XD

I laughed at both of them and wondered about the rest of the convo with quagmire. lol
Burnt Cod
[Choob]
14-11-2010 19:47



[4]19:42 AuronXx22[CBF]: PC Onion Seeds and Cabbage seeds please!
[4]19:43 Roarenson[Sleep]: carrot - 3gp
[4]19:43 glorantha: carrot 3-4 gold
[4]19:45 AuronXx22[CBF]: Who asked for carrot seeds?


LOL
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