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ExcessBadger
[~F~]
13-01-2010 05:42


I find the comments a lot more funny then the quotes.
Everybody was Kung-Fu fighting!

I'm Old Gregg!!
Mr. Addy
Keeping this game free by adding ads to every topic
Lipizzan
[Order]
13-01-2010 08:43



[2] 08:39 Dragosani[Clan]: Looks like an animal hid some seeds in the tree, you got 1 Carrot seeds. what kind of stupid animal hides 1 seed?
[2] 08:39 Magnus[HelpU]: a squirrel with only 1 hand
[2] 08:40 Dragosani[Clan]: Looks like an animal hid some seeds in the tree, you got 11 Radish seeds. OMG that squirrel had 11 hands :O

sry if no one else finds this funny, but it made me laugh
You have married TheBeast !

"'Define interesting.'
'Oh god oh god we're all gonna die?'"
Calgor
[~DoS~]
13-01-2010 12:11



These never are funny though, it begs the question how mentally unstable are some of the people who put these up?
Calgor - Hating everyone, everywhere so you don't have to.
Jaime Lannister
[*TF*]
17-01-2010 11:15



[2] 10:55 OLdemon[DLofD]: Surgeon General Warning: Running into St0rmz_ in OLs will cause serious health problems
please dont feed the drama llamas

You have successfully thieved the shop and got 73367 gold

Surgeon General Warning: Running away from St0rmz_ in OLs will cause serious health problems :p
C4LV1N
[Vortx]
19-01-2010 07:28


I found this mildly funny. Notice which chat it's taken from (top to bottom; fictitious names invented so as to avoid embarrassing the participants):

[5]06:42 New_player has logged in
[5]06:43 HorseAbuser[xxx]: just curious.. if you 'stable' your mule/horse at your home does it recieve any 'rest'? so that it does not die as quickly?
[5]06:44 New_player: yep it rests
[5]06:44 HorseAbuser[xxx]: kk thx

One small piece of advice for any players out there who ask questions in help chat: if your question is answered by someone whose login just appeared in yellow text, take their "knowledge" with a grain of salt--at least get a second opinion.

And if you're a new player inclined to act like New_player did in this instance, although you probably won't read this before having a chance to follow it, it's always good to wait at least a good 5 minutes after starting to play before starting to advise other players. ;)
glorantha
19-01-2010 15:05



[2] 15:02 RedWyrm[DOM]: fought a wara with a ockpick once .. lucky moc was there to kill it :
[2] 15:02 RedWyrm[DOM]: *l;ockpick
When in doubt and trouble and everyone has left you there is always robot teddy.
M S Scott
[~ADV~]
21-01-2010 09:27



I hope this doesn't get removed. It sure was funny..LOL. Bottom to top.

2] 09:17 spiritflame[hexed]: well i think im going to record this conversation on my list of all time best chat screw ups coming from me.
[2] 09:17 Sam[{S_C}]: silence
[2] 09:16 BOOYAKA[~FoS~]: muwhahaah
[2] 09:16 (Mod)Evert[Pond]: No!
[2] 09:16 spiritflame[hexed]: yeah i know, but in context it looked ok, i just happened to reread it out of context and realized it was really bad
[2] 09:15 Dragosani[Clan]: she used to prefer to take my gold ores on my first account if I remember correctly
[2] 09:15 (Mod)Moderator: Lets keep it clean please. And, lets be careful of how we word things.
[2] 09:15 spiritflame[hexed]: just make sure you bring lots of nice flowers, so she can take your flowers when you die drago
[2] 09:14 Dragosani[Clan]: maybe with some candlelight and some soft music playing or something lol
[2] 09:14 spiritflame[hexed]: oh well...
[2] 09:14 spiritflame[hexed]: oh crud that came out wrong...
[2] 09:13 spiritflame[hexed]: give it to kk on your knees like a real man drago
[2] 09:13 Sam[{S_C}]: as my clan leader said, it's like learning to swim in deep water
[2] 09:13 Dragosani[Clan]: I just want my first time to be special xD
[2] 09:13 Sam[{S_C}]: I didn't know why, I only had bronze and I was paranoid
[2] 09:12 spiritflame[hexed]: the food is what takes so long to recover in truth
[2] 09:12 Sam[{S_C}]: Yeah I was afraid the first time too
[2] 09:12 Dragosani[Clan]: I don't know why i am so afraid, I can smith all my own gear, it would only take an hour or two to reequip
[2] 09:12 Sam[{S_C}]: I'm not even nervous out there anymore, unless I'm carrying someone elses stuff. Mine I don't really care about
[2] 09:11 Sam[{S_C}]: I get killed out there all the time
[2] 09:11 spiritflame[hexed]: Drago - ive been killed plenty of times getting back up to speed takes about a week but is pretty easy
[2] 09:11 Dragosani[Clan]: I'm sure once i die a few times I will get over that lol
[2] 09:10 Dragosani[Clan]: I haven't been killed yet, so I'm paranoid about playing out there
[2] 09:10 spiritflame[hexed]: lol XD i really shouldnt be out there but oh well that trip was worth it
[2] 09:09 Dragosani[Clan]: lol nice score
[2] 09:09 spiritflame[hexed]: Drago - i picked it up randomly running laps in ol...
[2] 09:09 (Mod)Borneo[C.]: rofl
[2] 09:09 spiritflame[hexed]: 0.o gah im just all full of chat errors
[2] 09:09 Dragosani[Clan]: spirit, you already got your rosecrest sword? :o
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Munkeys , especially chimps, are more likely to fling poo at you than shake your hand..LOL
sirslayer
[~TRD~]
21-01-2010 18:09


this is a funny interprationof the barney song with no name listed



[2]18:07 ????: i hate you you hate me tie a bunny to a tree with a base ball bat and a big fat saw theres no bunny anymore...
Kakashi1
[UBER]
21-01-2010 23:09



I cannot see how that's funny at all.
willie
[Omni]
27-01-2010 00:15


[5]00:12 1stknight: how do you move?
[5]00:13 Carbon[oo0oo]: Well first you call your realtor..
Bassman
[Pasta]
27-01-2010 02:42



[?]02:40 NinjaTom154[Pasta]: Does anyone know any decent sites to get handcuffs from?

Edited on 31-01-2010 20:03
barun511
[+DIE+]
28-01-2010 05:45



Bottom to top

[2]05:43 pfckns[~B~]: lol booo and i guess i just cant poof and im one then huu?
[2]05:41 barun511 arvindr[+DIE+]: have to be a pirate
[2]05:41 pfckns[~B~]: how do i get there?
[2]05:40 barun511 arvindr[+DIE+]: At skull Island
[2]05:39 pfckns[~B~]: where is hook?
undecided
[SoT]
28-01-2010 06:41



no1 is forcing u to read this thread r they?
undecided #547 +205,072ezp 18-25/1/2010

happily married to fuzzygirl my beautiful fire hot wife x o

Seeker 4 life
Orange
30-01-2010 22:53



[5]22:47 Fiery[Order]: Is a bear claw three, two or one handed?


You are now planting 400 Orange seeds.

You have married Redhood !
Redhood killed you at The Outlands 92.

<-- This week i have been mostly... planning to take over the world!
lancinate
[CFH]
31-01-2010 19:18


[2]19:14 Carbon[oo0oo]: *Is watching Pear Harbor*

[2]19:14 Redwingz[oo0oo]: Nice :o
[2]19:14 Carbon[oo0oo]: Pearl Harbor*
[2]19:14 NinjaTom154[Pasta]: Never heard of it
[2]19:14 lancinate[CFH]: pear harbor?
[2]19:14 Tazz[Wisky]: Pear :o
[2]19:14 lancinate[CFH]: lmao
[2]19:14 NinjaTom154[Pasta]: Aww, you corrected it
Champion
[oo0oo]
31-01-2010 20:00


[5]19:58 greental: omg i keep dieing and losing my stuff what do i do
[5]19:58 kmkhive[bl00d]: stop dying
[5]19:58 soulstealer[Snake]: stop fighting...
[5]19:58 Anubis[~FoS~]: Stop dieing?
[5]19:58 FatHeadRules[FATS]: stop fighting!
[5]19:58 Anubis[~FoS~]: lol


top to bottom

funny xD
Anubis
[~FoS~]
31-01-2010 20:03



Shouldn't this all be deleted as I don't think anyone asked for the permission to post other players chat lines into forum?As it's same for Signatures :/
Champion
[oo0oo]
31-01-2010 20:07


there's almost 30 pages full of them seems to me like nobody cares
Anubis
[~FoS~]
31-01-2010 20:24



Seems so lol
undecided
[SoT]
01-02-2010 04:06



this topic is good to read when bored of watching timer keep adding people
undecided #547 +205,072ezp 18-25/1/2010

happily married to fuzzygirl my beautiful fire hot wife x o

Seeker 4 life
Fruc
[naked]
09-02-2010 17:28


When girls go crazy ! read it downside-up

[1] 17:13 amwes1[Nem]: my sis threatened to disown me after this happened about 10 times in 2 weeks
[1] 17:12 Fruc[naked]: lolz
[1] 17:12 amwes1[Nem]: *giggles* I used to send them up the road to my sisters > I used to tell them she loved to chat about such over a cup of tea
[1] 17:12 Avalanche[~SaS~]: maybe they do not trust their god enough to meet my dogs before meeting me ^^
[1] 17:12 Avalanche[~SaS~]: [3]17:11 Avalanche[~SaS~]: i think those bible people do avoid my house
[1] 17:10 Fruc[naked]: ^5 from me xD
[1] 17:10 amwes1[Nem]: I am well practised at it,I tell it so well now they always go away thinking about it XD
[1] 17:09 Fruc[naked]: :'-))))
[1] 17:09 amwes1[Nem]: they always look so confused haha
[1] 17:09 amwes1[Nem]: I tell them it consumes a lot of my time and that the ultimate god is called M2H and his demi-gods are mods
[1] 17:09 Fruc[naked]: this was finniest thing I heard today.. lololol
[1] 17:08 Fruc[naked]: lmaooooo
[1] 17:08 amwes1[Nem]: they can't resist asking about it XD
[1] 17:08 amwes1[Nem]: I just tell them I joined the Syrnia cult
[1] 17:07 amwes1[Nem]: if I want religion I is a big girl now i can go find it all by myself XD
[1] 17:07 Fruc[naked]: get some fuel and you know the rest xD
[1] 17:07 Fruc[naked]: ermm
[1] 17:07 amwes1[Nem]: don't ya just hate it when the door knocks and its bible peaoples trying to convert you
Murdoc
[~F~]
12-02-2010 21:19



[5] 21:13 (Mod)Moderator: Warning: Trade chat is only for in-game trading purposes, it is not for general conversation.
[5] 21:15 (Mod)Moderator: Eh, Help chat is only for Q&A about this game. Let's keep it to that or punishments will ensue.

Mod choobed :o

Put it in my sig too. Priceless

Edited on 12-02-2010 21:23
<-- How I look in RL XD

[5] 21:13 (Mod)Moderator: Warning: Trade chat is only for in-game trading purposes, it is not for general conversation.

Mod choobed :O
DeSoRDoR
[Snake]
13-02-2010 00:37



I don't see why it is so funny when mods post something in the wrong chat, I mean I don't wet myself when you wrong chat.
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[3]13:38 DeSoRDoR[Snake]: Aha learn me to grow a backbone ::)
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willie
[Omni]
13-02-2010 02:02


I do...Is that wierd?
Sels
[-DRS-]
13-02-2010 20:45



[1]20:40 Talk2Bill[TGA]: how did i die so fast
[1]20:41 theundertaker has logged in

Timing is everything
(just appealed to my sense of humour)
You are attacking a Koban protector (58) at Sanfew.

[2]15:17 spindoc[Zen]: no one puts me in their signature :(
[2]15:18 spindoc[Zen]: i give my permission. i can take it :P
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