Sels
[-DRS-]
06-09-2009 10:42
| [2]10:39 DELGRAD: All typos are ketboard related.
Hehe, that made me smile .gif)
You are attacking a Koban protector (58) at Sanfew. |
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Mr. Addy
Keeping this game free by adding ads to every topic |
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Chazo
[KoRT]
06-09-2009 16:49
| [2]16:47 Kakashi1[UBER]: I've never shown off my womanly bits in public before, but.. *giggle* I could try. |
Wayfarer
[-TEK-]
06-09-2009 17:12
| seriously that is not exactly *funny*, maybe a social laugh but not one that people are gonna read over and laugh there pants of...
@kak, you said it yourself..."Funny Chat quotes"...where are these?
sorry for the harshness :/
Edited on 06-09-2009 17:48 |
Kakashi1
[UBER]
06-09-2009 17:15
| I'm sorry, I thought this was the "Funny chat quotes" thread..
Not the "Whine like a 4 year old" thread. |
kozmik
[Fangz]
08-09-2009 22:40
| [2]22:37 danny7402: anyone know where i can mine for amber?
Proud leader of Fangz - Established 2007
(Mod)Maggie[Fangz]: FaNgZ RuLeZ |
lastknight
[Order]
09-09-2009 03:20
| [5]03:19 Megamate: What does this mean: Woodcutting level: 9 (3031 exp, 188 for next level)
Life is either a daring adventure, or nothing. - Helen Keller
Teamwork is a lot of people doing what I say.
-I saw Elvis! He was sitting next to big foot on the UFO-
~LK~ |
freddo814
[Manc]
09-09-2009 03:32
| [3]03:16 freddo814[Manc]: the pics have captions too
[3]03:17 DevilDuckie[Manc]: huh
[3]03:17 freddo814[Manc]: if you look hard
[3]03:17 freddo814[Manc]: the bait was set, and i got a snag
[3]03:17 freddo814[Manc]: reel em in boys
[3]03:17 Bcnu[Manc]: lol
[3]03:18 freddo814[Manc]: wow, a school of em
[3]03:18 DevilDuckie[Manc]: no clue what you are talking about
[3]03:18 freddo814[Manc]: i knew yall where lurking
[3]03:18 freddo814[Manc]: i used bait
[3]03:18 DevilDuckie[Manc]: lol
[3]03:19 freddo814[Manc]: and it worked
[3]03:21 freddo814[Manc]: you getting close DevilDuckie?
[3]03:22 DevilDuckie[Manc]: Mining level: 53 (1136757 exp, 56242 for next level)
[3]03:22 freddo814[Manc]: 2 +17 freddo814 [Manc] 58 +1 1550665 +103540 << for you DevilDuckie
[3]03:23 Bcnu[Manc]: quit being such a suck up 
[3]03:23 freddo814[Manc]: wha?
[3]03:23 Bcnu[Manc]: quit bothering her
[3]03:23 DevilDuckie[Manc]: lol
[3]03:24 freddo814[Manc]: :[
Edited on 09-09-2009 03:43
When the going get tough, the tough get going!.........
You stole 3490 gold off of taijer at Franer mines.
You stole 971 gold from Gang57, without anyone seeing you do it. |
Lipizzan
[RBorn]
09-09-2009 05:41
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[2]05:39 CelaDawn[Order]: walk by and look. the poor thing is slaving over that fire nekkie
[2]05:38 PvP[Fire]: Ok If I'm bella's slave..what does that make Sweet lol?
[2] 05:37 bellabell3[Zen]: 25gp and the deal is done as Newfie said
[2] 05:37 PvP[Fire]: meanie bella >.gif)
[2] 05:36 CelaDawn[Order]: lol .gif)
[2] 05:36 bellabell3[Zen]: nope i own he can't rent himself away
[2] 05:36 PvP[Fire]: Oh ! You guys will have to bid...too many offers
[2] 05:36 TEDDI[*I*C*]: no no only the boring stuff
[2] 05:36 CelaDawn[Order]: just don't ask him to cook
[2] 05:36 TEDDI[*I*C*]: start*
[2] 05:36 TEDDI[*I*C*]: 10 hours for 1 gp thats a great deal , when ya want to strat?
[2] 05:36 CelaDawn[Order]: and no one said you were ugly PvP
[2] 05:35 Maleena[1Lady]: wow, that's 1 gp per 10 hours o_o you're cheap xD
[2] 05:35 TEDDI[*I*C*]: cool PVP i need some stuff done
[2] 05:35 bellabell3[Zen]: well after i take all the green stuff away you will be :o
[2] 05:35 PvP[Fire]: Message me.
[2] 05:35 CelaDawn[Order]: him*
[2] 05:35 CelaDawn[Order]: well it might be a problem getting it out of it
[2] 05:35 PvP[Fire]: Renting self out for .1 GP an hour.
[2] 05:35 CelaDawn[Order]: ohhh
[2] 05:34 bellabell3[Zen]: na na Cela, it's all the green stuff i was eyeing ;P
[2] 05:34 PvP[Fire]: Oh so I'm ugly too I thought you'd want me naked.
[2] 05:34 Sweet_Thing[Fangz]: ill pay 50 gp for him:O
[2] 05:34 bellabell3[Zen]: duh
[2] 05:34 CelaDawn[Order]: well if you come clothed then it is a good deal all that pretty blue stuff
[2] 05:33 Newfie79[Fire]: all sales are final!
[2] 05:33 bellabell3[Zen]: can i have a refund please
[2] 05:33 PvP[Fire]: I thought I was at least up to 20 GP 
[2] 05:33 CelaDawn[Order]: oops I meant, she got a real deal
[2] 05:33 bellabell3[Zen]: bummer
[2] 05:32 CelaDawn[Order]: lol
[2] 05:32 PvP[Fire]: > Cela.
[2] 05:32 CelaDawn[Order]: she got ripped
[2] 05:32 CelaDawn[Order]: lol can't believe she paid 25 gp for you though
[2] 05:31 Atomkinder[~FaM~]: wrong chat :
[2] 05:31 Atomkinder[~FaM~]: gnight Image, sleep well
[2] 05:31 bellabell3[Zen]: Newfie hello
[2] 05:31 PvP[Fire]: Wait a minute...that might not be so bad
[2] 05:31 bellabell3[Zen]: yay! 
[2] 05:31 Newfie79[Fire]: bella ;)
[2] 05:31 PvP[Fire]: bella owns me |
Radi
[~myth]
09-09-2009 13:48
| [2]13:44 (Mod)Maggie[O38]: if that was filling then I am a pig
[2]13:45 (Mod)Maggie[O38]: goes to the dark corner and ponders
[2]13:45 (Mod)Maggie[O38]: oink
X D |
VipersLFC
[Snake]
10-09-2009 09:53
| [2] 09:49 resarf: but i like farming
[5]09:50 resarf: how do i plant seeds what do i need
Funny kinda need to do farming on here first before you say you like it.
Offering lessons in how to grow a backbone. Message Me.
Rudilyn My wife. Only Woman who will put up with Me
P.S mods if your gonna delete My signature a reason would be nice unless you paid for it? |
Lemon
[~F~]
10-09-2009 20:32
| [4]20:31 Mayhem[Wisky]: LSC=Locked Smelly Chests?
<--I think I might be lost...
I'm the person they Worship in "The Holy Order Of The Lemon".
[4] 13:09 Orange: buying a pto 2k (not a potato)
[4]23:34 nba263[KoRT]: Any one selling a Spoop? |
Rami
[Wisky]
11-09-2009 15:13
| [5]15:12 whompy: is this like a chat or something? |
Fiery
[RBorn]
12-09-2009 11:24
| [1]11:21 mage44you: cant afford to make one i dropped all my stuff
[1]11:22 logain[T|B|E]: why u drop it?
[1]11:22 mage44you: seemed like a good idea at the time
This made me laugh
You have married Lipizzan !
You'll be lucky to be theived by me.
Note: If you are trading me, Im fast at traveling now :) |
Red
[VZ~On]
13-09-2009 20:17
| [2]20:13 evilbuttercup[NSA]: my cat is trying to eat the table |
Lemon
[~F~]
16-09-2009 21:59
| [2]21:57 glorantha: grabs crows femur and hits a lemur with it
.gif) I laughed for ages at this!
I'm the person they Worship in "The Holy Order Of The Lemon". (It's a real thing :D)
[4] 13:09 Orange: buying a pto 2k (not a potato)
[4]23:34 nba263[KoRT]: Any one selling a Spoop? |
Takk
[Peace]
18-09-2009 02:30
| [4]02:20 telepathic: how ecactly to i trade with other players?
irony anyone
No matter how tempted I am with the prospect of unlimited power, I will not consume any energy field bigger than my head. |
Steve
[*I*C*]
19-09-2009 19:38
| This isn't really a chat quote, but it made me laugh at how smart our Thieves in this game actually are
[2] 19:02 Z330Ls[*I*C*]: Contains: 11565 gold
at this time its obvious i removed the GP from my shop..
Sent by the game
Send on: 2009-09-19 19:17
Topic: Thief attempt
JLock13 tried to thieve your shops gold at Eully, but was caught on the crime scene and has been send to jail for 900 seconds.
I guess he didn't manage to get the hint Nice though, nice!
Gods_Messenger(58) attacked M2H, and did 7 damage. M2H had 91 HP left.
Gods_Messenger(58) attacked M2H, and did 9 damage. M2H had 98 HP left.
Gods_Messenger(90) attacked Bex, and did 51 damage. Bex had 0 HP left. |
Fruc
[~SLO~]
20-09-2009 04:28
| [1]02:14 gumby2469[~MoS~]: my goat keeps coming on my porch trying to get in the house, that is comedy
[1]02:15 gumby2469[~MoS~]: she trips and then stands and baaas on the stairs
[1]02:15 Vampyre[Soul]: lol
[1]02:15 gumby2469[~MoS~]: she is about 50 pounds and stands there and looks at me like "well, are you gonna help or what"
[1]02:16 Vampyre[Soul]: rofl
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Newy
[CFH]
20-09-2009 06:26
| [2]06:23 (Mod)Moderator: Please use help chat [5related questions
[2]06:23 Newy[CFH]: typo
[2]06:24 (Mod)Moderator: *erases typo
just happened |
Lemon
[~F~]
20-09-2009 11:06
| [2]11:05 Sandar[Honor]: if i were to have a robot butler i'd like him to have an attitude problem
[2]11:05 Sandar[Honor]: and a limp.
[2]11:05 Sandar[Honor]: Because things weren't meant to be perfect.
[2]11:07 Merari[Fangz]: id program mine to randomly go: 'error 17c. *bzzt* original programming restored. kill, destroy. kill, destroy. "
Edited on 20-09-2009 11:07
I'm the person they Worship in "The Holy Order Of The Lemon". (It's a real thing :D)
[4] 13:09 Orange: buying a pto 2k (not a potato)
[4]23:34 nba263[KoRT]: Any one selling a Spoop? |
Sheep
[~SC~]
20-09-2009 22:13
| lol this wasnt acctually meant to happen but some random guy was watching.
read from bottom up.
[5] 22:03 kazz[S*D*D]: oh ok. i saw someone talking bout them
[5] 22:03 (Guide)Orange: kazz: there are no magic elves in the game
[5] 22:02 kazz[S*D*D]: wat is a magic elf?
then in help chat-
[1] 22:02 Meirz[~SC~]: no problem but watch out for mini elves they give you evil beans with make you turn bad.
[1] 22:02 Gecko[Order]: awesome! thanks!!
[1] 22:01 Meirz[~SC~]: you send a message to 'elf god' and ask him nicely, pay a deposit of 500000 gold, and wait a couple of days and itll appear in your inventory as a green present
[1] 21:59 Gecko[Order]: *massage?
[1] 21:59 Gecko[Order]: how do i send the magik elves a message?
[1] 21:58 Meirz[~SC~]: but only if you send them a message
[1] 21:57 Meirz[~SC~]: no gecko the magik elves give you majik beans to stay alive
[1] 21:57 Gecko[Order]: wait whoa whoa..i need food to fight?
[1] 21:57 okiskata: how much food should i bring if i just started???
[1] 21:56 Meirz[~SC~]: upwards
[1] 21:56 Gecko[Order]: which wayz north?
[1] 21:56 Meirz[~SC~]: lol mayhem
[1] 21:56 Meirz[~SC~]: go to valera north of lisim. make sure you have plenty of food
[1] 21:56 Gecko[Order]: how i get to OL?
[1] 21:56 Gecko[Order]: You can fight in this game?
Me 'n gecko messin about- |
Rami
[Wisky]
21-09-2009 17:07
| [5]17:05 runescape: orange how can i become a mod?
hmm somehow I don't see this happening.
[5]17:22 runescape: how can i change my name?
XD
Edited on 21-09-2009 17:22
2009-09-19 04:37:05 Rami(37) did 7 damage to PvP. PvP had 104 HP left.
it was a hug, I swear! |
Zack Ryder
22-09-2009 10:50
| [2]10:45 Vampyre[Soul]: I had acedemic support.
[2]10:46 Vampyre[Soul]: Actually still am an awesome speller
Find the mistake |
Kaze Enigma
[-Rei-]
23-09-2009 17:53
| [3]17:50 Kaze Enigma[-Rei-]: what does Panta Rei actully means?
[3]17:50 Risen[-Rei-]: Sonyc, Kaze asked you a question, do you mind answering?
[3]17:51 Kaze Enigma[-Rei-]: lol Risen your defently a mother
[3]17:51 Sonyc[-Rei-]: Errr... Yeah. I will... Just looking for the "official" translation given by Hulds when it was first announced! ;)
[3]17:51 Risen[-Rei-]: hahhahaha I sure am
[3]17:52 Risen[-Rei-]: And a proud one too
Missed a line
Edited on 23-09-2009 17:55
Edited on 23-09-2009 17:55
The Wind Blows Like The Mystery That Is Life
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Was this over before.... before it even began. Anberlin |
bones00104
[~F~]
26-09-2009 07:54
| [5]07:49 legacycm: How do I get Soft Silk and Hard Silk and how much do they each cost?
[5]07:51 legacycm: So you can't get them from Silk Woods? |
