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VipersLFC
[Snake]
30-09-2018 20:07



[2] 19:52 Gods Messenger[~FoS~]: Go [Clean] your damn house!
[2] 19:52 JoveS[-TL-]: baiii
[2] 19:51 VipersLFC[Snake]: [AFK] folks , need to not pay attention for a bit fo realz
[2] 19:51 VipersLFC[Snake]: As in for sure xD
[2] 19:50 VipersLFC[Snake]: *looks at GM and hates his tag but tries.. [~Fos~]ho i am it* (fo'sho??)
[2] 19:49 VipersLFC[Snake]: British syrnians, afc, sabs, kat already agreed
[2] 19:49 Gods Messenger[~FoS~]: *Runs up to vipers and pushes him* [TAG} you're it!
[2] 19:49 VipersLFC[Snake]: I love the prodigy, we are having a meet up Nirvy in liverpool on the 29th of december.. should come
[2] 19:49 Ignis Mundi[*TF*]: Khemmis - Candlelight
[2] 19:49 a_f_c[Tasty]: nirvy :o Steve :o
[2] 19:48 VipersLFC[Snake]: *licks a_f_c cause he is [Tasty]* dammit GM xD
[2] 19:48 a_f_c[Tasty]: oh god, not kuro
[2] 19:48 Gods Messenger[~FoS~]: Vipers you look [Tasty]?
[2] 19:48 VipersLFC[Snake]: Can if you put a W on it Ignis.
[2] 19:48 nirvanaishdude[TAG]: Seeing the Prodigy live in a few months
[2] 19:48 a_f_c[Tasty]: Ty :o
[2] 19:48 lex: ya gotta put tape over that!!
[2] 19:48 kuroshin[Tasty]: ew it's liam
[2] 19:48 Lord_Tyranno[=A=]: L :o
[2] 19:48 Ignis Mundi[*TF*]: I can't make one with my tag xD
[2] 19:47 a_f_c[Tasty]: *aborts mission*
[2] 19:47 Lord_Tyranno[=A=]: Vipers o/
[2] 19:47 VipersLFC[Snake]: Someone hacked my webcam..strange [World] we live in
[2] 19:46 Eugenekoh2[World]: Vipers! put that [Snake] away! noone wants to see that! :O
Everyone should be respected as an individual, but no one idolized.

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Both by Albert Einstein

[2]08:49 (Mod)Moderator: Pawned by Vipers :(
Mr. Addy
Keeping this game free by adding ads to every topic
barun511
[*TF*]
10-10-2018 23:26



Reverse order


[5] 23:24 (Mod)Moderator: Journa - muted
[5] 23:24 Coyoteo[CFH]: Anything is possible in the land of Syrnia
[5] 23:23 Journa: Can I make a lucrative career out of exercising love
[5] 23:23 ToberTheDino[-T-0-]: all love is also legal in syrnia, friend
[5] 23:22 Journa: Wow, what an open minded place
[5] 23:22 Coyoteo[CFH]: All plants are legal in syrnia, friend.
[5] 23:22 (Guide)Scary[beer]: Journa, no.
[5] 23:21 Journa: Are there illegal plants
[5] 23:21 (Guide)Scary[beer]: Journa, there are rules, and moderators to remind or enforce them.
[5] 23:20 barun511[*TF*]: just right of this chat box
[5] 23:20 barun511[*TF*]: But the rules are to the bottom right
[5] 23:20 barun511[*TF*]: Just Outlaw.
[5] 23:20 Journa: Are there laws in this game
[3]23:42 barun511 added 1 Titanium ore to Port Senyn
[3]23:44 barun511 added 13 Puranium ore to Port Senyn

2018-07-06 04:29:52 bellabell3(236) attacked barun511, and did 95 damage. barun511 had 0 HP left.
TermaMatrix
[Corps]
21-12-2018 18:08



Irony?

[2]18:01 Isaac[AdC]: who lives on a pineapple under the sea
[2]18:01 Mr Tiddles[CFH]: "in" a pineapple you nub
[2]18:02 JoveS[-TL-]: be careful sitting down on a pineapple
[2]18:02 Mr Tiddles[CFH]: your the squirrels middle name
[2]18:03 Integral[~one~]: you're*
[2]18:03 Isaac[AdC]: too many grammar nazis
[2]18:04 Integral[~one~]: I'd say their aren't enough

XD
R.I.P Dad 20.4.13
R.I.P Rizla 18.1.11
R.I.P Marmite 20.8.13

TermaMatrix got 1 Roodarus horn!
TermaMatrix
[Corps]
02-01-2019 10:17



[2]10:04 Mr Tiddles[CFH]: avatar.. when grace dies hits harder to my soul than when jack dawson died on the titanic
[1]10:09 blubbber has logged in
R.I.P Dad 20.4.13
R.I.P Rizla 18.1.11
R.I.P Marmite 20.8.13

TermaMatrix got 1 Roodarus horn!
Cruz Nairb
[InGen]
03-01-2019 02:25



[2]02:12 lizardking[TLO]: 1]02:09 An evil mage summoned 33 Rats at Mordor cave You can orb me all you want but in RL its 81F where I am and I spent the day at beach
[3]02:24 undying[InGen]: Wanted: Hercules-esque warrior to carry a forest worth of logs across a douche-infested wasteland.

Joined: 20 February 2008

- Cruz Nairb of [InGen] -
Mr Coffee
[TSoH]
17-01-2019 15:19



[2] 15:06 Gargonite[TSoH]: wonder how the game would change if you move Isri to where Rynir is (for new players)
[2] 15:06 Gargonite[TSoH]: in the sense many mine since its the 1st spot
[2] 15:07 Lag[World]: Mining is the most logical start
[2] 15:07 Lag[World]: Mining leads to smithing and eventually combat
[2] 15:07 Lag[World]: And this whole game is based off combat
[2] 15:08 One Snap Pea[~Pod~]: in an alternative universe where isri is where rynir is, their garg is asking the same question
8th Member of the 1000 TL club
~~~ ~~~ ~~~
TSoH 4 Life!
devildog
[Cyber]
20-02-2019 20:46



[2] 20:42 Z3ll[Corps]: And cost to return your getting way less frequency in marriage maybe
[2] 20:42 Vonstuker[~FoS~]: lol
[2] 20:41 Z3ll[Corps]: Yea least there up front with the cost
[2] 20:41 Vonstuker[~FoS~]: definitely more costly than prostitution
[2] 20:41 Z3ll[Corps]: It's like a slow cut that drains ever drop of life you have lol
[2] 20:41 Z3ll[Corps]: Most expensive thing I ever did marriage


preach it Z
Veteran- It's not that I can and others can't, but that I did and others didn't

Death once had a near Marine experience
Semper Fi
Shadowgate
[~one~]
15-06-2019 00:02


[0]23:53 Midnight: The woodcutting style of Lilyan was amazing...in fact I think everyone at Isri deserves a prize.
[2]23:53 Lilyan[Home]: that's my name!
[2]23:53 Foozard[World]: gratz lily
[2]23:54 Twitxhy[*TF*]: the prize is wood
[2]23:54 Ignis Mundi[~FoS~]: That wood be a bit corny
[2]23:54 Lilyan[Home]: I think I got an amber but I'm not sure
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[2]23:58 Lilyan[Home]: I also got 400 corn seeds ^^
[2]23:59 Foozard[World]: iggy was right, that was corny
[3] 18:38 Foxy[~one~]: *pushes all out of the way* no squishing my son >:(

2019-02-11
[3] 20:21 Integral[~one~]: Congratulations! You've gained a mining level (120)
devildog
[Cyber]
13-08-2019 16:28



2]16:14 Nuthouse[-DRS-]: thats the british for ya
[2]16:14 Nuthouse[-DRS-]: wc
[2]16:23 Lilyan[Home]: what did they do this time?
[1]16:24 JackGrimm has logged in
[2]16:25 Nuthouse[-DRS-]: they only went and made waterproof tea bags
[2]16:25 devildog[Cyber]:
[2]16:25 (Mod)Scary Bacon[CLEAN]: *dumps them in the ocean*
Veteran- It's not that I can and others can't, but that I did and others didn't

Death once had a near Marine experience
Semper Fi
Kat
[~FaM~]
19-08-2019 03:07



[2] 03:01 iota[-^-]: is this vinely over?
[2] 03:00 Kat[~FaM~]: Thanks a bunch
[2] 03:00 Sinistar[Pond]: There is a Rat invasion at Ketil. all that fruit summoned rats.. >.>
[2] 02:59 JoveS[-TL-]: good job ')
[2] 02:59 JoveS[-TL-]: I think Kat did it on purpose
[2] 02:59 Kat[~FaM~]: Aw joves that was appleling
[2] 02:59 Sinistar[Pond]: ') *gives joves a (B) *
[2] 02:58 JoveS[-TL-]: if Oxford man was watching chat he'd be mad he can't join in ')
[2] 02:58 Kat[~FaM~]: Lol these were quite appleeling, I’m gunna copy n peach this to forum
[2] 02:57 Sinistar[Pond]: and then tiddles waddled away.
[2] 02:57 iota[-^-]: we should grapefully acknowledge where this all started
[2] 02:57 Mr Tiddles[CFH]: it was a good cornversation
[2] 02:55 iota[-^-]: it looks like our pun thyme has come and gone
[2] 02:55 Kat[~FaM~]: Lol that one was irrefruitably funny
[2] 02:54 Kat[~FaM~]: At least no ones speaking mandarin
[2] 02:54 AverageJoe[CLEAN]: I agree not sure what else I would be doing besides wetting my plants
[2] 02:53 Kat[~FaM~]: These are popping up fairly smoothie
[2] 02:52 iota[-^-]: on the other hand, lettuce be thankful for the entertainment
[2] 02:51 AverageJoe[CLEAN]: Im so grapeful just to be here
[2] 02:51 Sinistar[Pond]: orange glad to see me
[2] 02:51 Kat[~FaM~]: You guys are kiwing me
[2] 02:50 Integral[~one~]: It's just not ripe
[2] 02:50 Mr Tiddles[CFH]: pretty bad no matter how you spinach
[2] 02:49 Sinistar[Pond]: whats tomato with you
[2] 02:49 Kat[~FaM~]: yes berry bad indeed
[2] 02:48 iota[-^-]: some gourd awful puns in here
[2] 02:46 Kat[~FaM~]: Gotta draw the lime somewhere
[2] 02:46 Mr Tiddles[CFH]: you're peachin to the wrong crowd
[2] 02:46 Flipper[CFH]: That's just plum funny, Kat
[2] 02:46 Kat[~FaM~]: You’re being unraisinable
[2] 02:43 Sinistar[Pond]: B a n a n a s
[2] 02:42 Flipper[CFH]: Good, it was starting to make me bananas
[2] 02:42 Sinistar[Pond]: Dont wine about it tiddles
[2] 02:42 Mr Tiddles[CFH]: Ok.. I think that's enough
[2] 02:41 Flipper[CFH]: Ok, who planted the seeds of this?
[2] 02:40 Mr Tiddles[CFH]: same... beets me what's goin on..
[2] 02:40 Kat[~FaM~]: I’m so cornfused
[2] 02:40 Sinistar[Pond]: I dont have a degree from oxford.
[2] 02:40 Rav3n[C.D.C]: I'd like to apple-ogize for the pun
[2] 02:40 Sinistar[Pond]: I cant make puns.
[2] 02:39 Flipper[CFH]: I FIGured some of you would pun, but not olive you
[2] 02:39 Kat[~FaM~]: It takes two to mango
[2] 02:37 Mr Tiddles[CFH]: melons are better in pears
[2] 02:37 Kat[~FaM~]: Your a one in a melon
[2] 02:36 Sinistar[Pond]: Keep raisin that defence tiddles
[2] 02:36 Mr Tiddles[CFH]: Berry interesting
[2] 02:35 Kat[~FaM~]: That was a grape joke
[2] 02:32 Mr Tiddles[CFH]: black forest gummies
[2] 02:32 Rav3n[C.D.C]: What is purple and conquered the world? Alexander the Grape!
[2] 02:22 Foozard[World]: Hit enter too soon, it's great and fresh*
[2] 02:21 Foozard[World]: No sir we sell lemonade, it's gr
[2] 02:20 Sinistar[Pond]: *whispers* THey don't know about the grapes >.>
[2] 02:20 Mr Tiddles[CFH]: i mean.. what about that passion fruit or mango?
[2] 02:19 Rav3n[C.D.C]: Ikr!!
[2] 02:19 Rav3n[C.D.C]: Is there a new meme with grapes
[2] 02:19 Mr Tiddles[CFH]: why does everyone keep saying stuff about grapes XD
[2] 02:18 Sinistar[Pond]: What about the grapes
Burning beach wanted to thank you for providing them a 6871291 heaviest Toolbox.They paid you 100000 gold

Joined : Friday, October 27, 2007

Team Midnight! Bring on those Acorn points!
Shadowgate
[~one~]
25-09-2019 05:13


[5] 18:26 (Mod)Moderator: Gandalf-oxford degree'd

If I have to explain it, then you haven't been keeping up with recent events. 😂😂😂

Edited on 25-09-2019 05:14
[3] 18:38 Foxy[~one~]: *pushes all out of the way* no squishing my son >:(

2019-02-11
Congratulations! You've gained a mining level (120)

2019-09-08
Congratulations! You've gained an attack level (142)
BerryBerry
[Berry]
28-09-2019 19:44



[2]19:41 AvengedAngel[CFH]: How to know how fast a horse is.
[2]19:41 AvengedAngel[CFH]: Kick it and say yipee-kay-aye, the lower the timer, the better it is
[2]19:41 Sels[-DRS-]: Taras, Syrnia has no control on exterior sites such as TLG- Beginners horses die quite quickly
[2]19:42 Raj[Corps]: take a peek in the source code :nods:
[2]19:42 (Mod)Scary Bacon[CLEAN]: Mr Ed would know.
[2]19:42 Taras[Fangz]: good heavens, Sels, would that mean that a person that doesn't know the front end of a percentile table might actually be right?
[2]19:43 (Mod)Scary Bacon[CLEAN]: Sels, even quicker if preff is riding. One time he was walking past the stables at unera and 4 horses died instantly.
[2]19:43 Taras[Fangz]: the American education system sure results in very confused people.
You have successfully thieved Jack Frost.
You stole 1 Garnet from him.
devildog
[Cyber]
08-10-2019 13:47



[2]13:40 Whiskey[O.G.]: Indubiously.
[2]13:43 Whiskey[O.G.]: Ever hit a koban so hard their shirt fell off? Yeah me either.
[2]13:44 Taras[Fangz]: pfft. work on your hit until you can make them drop their koban boots.
[2]13:44 Whiskey[O.G.]: They outlawed scalping them
[2]13:45 Whiskey[O.G.]: Do kobans wear socks?
[2]13:45 Whiskey[O.G.]: Probably with sandals..losers
[2]13:46 Dark Neroxus[~FoS~]: Back in my day you could slice off their face and use it as a mask to pretend you were one of their kind.
2] 13:47 Whiskey[O.G.]: Now the..face value has skyrocketed.
[2] 13:47 Whiskey[O.G.]: I miss those days, it was an everyday occurrence..totally acceptable practice.

Edited on 08-10-2019 13:49
Veteran- It's not that I can and others can't, but that I did and others didn't

Death once had a near Marine experience
Semper Fi
TermaMatrix
[Corps]
18-03-2020 19:37



[2]19:24 Kat[~FaM~]: omg there rumours coronavirus was made by a woman... closing of sports, closing of pubs, home isolation to stay and do house jobs,
[2]19:24 Kat[~FaM~]: made it a flu bc thats man kryptonite, and named it after a beer
[2]19:24 (Mod)Scary Bacon[CLEAN]: Hahaha
[2]19:25 a_f_c[Tasty]: Not rumours.. thats the truth
[2]19:25 (Mod)Scary Bacon[CLEAN]: My wife is looking kinda guilty rn
[2]19:27 Kat[~FaM~]: lol
[2]19:32 Billse[US]: haha!
R.I.P Dad 20.4.13
R.I.P Rizla 18.1.11
R.I.P Marmite 20.8.13

TermaMatrix got 1 Roodarus horn!
Pendragon
[*TF*]
27-04-2020 21:09



[2]21:07 Isaac[AdC]: how is the skin elasticity at 40?
[2]21:08 zooF[World]: depends if you moisturize
[2]21:08 Isaac[AdC]: not wanting to make any1 feel bad, just curious
[2]21:08 ExcessBadger[O.G.]: Honestly I don't like to use over 30 for lampshades.
Tater
[O.G.]
30-05-2020 04:41



[2] 04:34 plsd2mechu[TGA]: <Imma smack Joves...
[2] 04:35 JoveS[-TL-]: I'm not afraid of your mobility scooter !
2020-04-02 06:37:40 Hatertot killed JoveS

[2] 04:34 xxx[XXX]: Imma smack Joves...
[2]04:35 JoveS[-TL-]: I'm not afraid of your mobility scooter !
aussiebeast
[~FoS~]
30-05-2020 11:49



LMAO Hatertot... And? XD
Why would I shoot a bloke BANG, then carry him to the bloody car and wizz him off to the hospital at a hundred miles an hour? It defeats the purpose of having shot him in the first place.
Higros
[AdC]
30-05-2020 20:12



[2]20:10 Raj[Corps]: Get 4 armour u should get enough rubies lol
[2]20:11 Koban Knight[CFH]: I'm not a fool I'm getting +4 Aim on dragon first you nub XD
Combat 147 100089437; 27/03/2019

Farming level: 81 (5000026 exp; 18/04/2019

80 Critical hit: You struck and dealt 80 damage to the Serpopard. 0/58 (120 str; 115 power)
barun511
[*TF*]
24-09-2020 07:09



oliver_queen
[Cloud]
24-09-2020 00:50



how can you be so sure its the 15th birthday cake?

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Thorne
[-CR-]
24-09-2020 01:01



its says : '15th Birthday cake'!
Congratulations! You've gained an attack level (142)
Congratulations! You've gained a mining level (200)

14/7/2020]

You have 333 Syriet ore.
Mining level: 209 (138700760 exp, 1111222 for next level)
Maddness
[Manc]
24-09-2020 19:33



[2]22:12 Lamb[CFH]: Event mod is like a kid smiting ants and laughing.
[0]22:12 *smites lamb*
Solunar
[Choob]
21-12-2020 00:49



[4] 00:44 Stuball[CLEAN]: IM STILLLWAITING FOR MY VEGGGIES TO HARVEST
[4] 00:45 Redwingz[~FoS~]: OKAY
[4] 00:45 Stuball[CLEAN]: I WANT MY VEGGGIES TO HARVEST
[4] 00:46 a_f_c[Tasty]: *shows Stu where channel 3 is
[4] 00:46 Stuball[CLEAN]: oooops wc sorry
[4] 00:47 Stuball[CLEAN]: waiting for my vegggies
~Sol~ :D

You have married Thorne!
5th March 2020.
Maddness
[Manc]
23-01-2021 20:28



1]20:26 An evil mage summoned 43 Rats at Port Senyn.
[1]20:26 Mr Tiddles[CFH]: no one loves you.
[1]20:26 Mr Tiddles[CFH]: and i hope you lose your TV remote.
Durins_Bane
[Moria]
20-02-2021 20:38



[2] 20:35 Rag[-OLD-]: Anders is live!
[2] 20:36 Nuthouse[-DRS-]: has anders not been live for days lol
[2] 20:36 Durins_Bane[Moria]: He has currently been alive longer than Makarov
I am the Bane and i bring the Pain.

R.I.P murderdoll22
R.I.P Marley


Success has many fathers and failure is an Orphan.

Pain is Temporary Pride is Forever.

ALBA GU BRATH!
Shadowgate
[~one~]
20-02-2021 20:42


Boo, self-post.
[3] 18:38 Foxy[~one~]: *pushes all out of the way* no squishing my son >:(

120 mining: 2019-02-11
140 mining: 2019-12-22
170 mining: 2020-06-12

Mining level: 156 (50000000 exp, 403263 for next level)
Fearn
[LoC]
22-02-2021 22:15



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[2] 22:14 Savage[LoC]: Lmao
[2] 22:14 seren[~one~]:
[2] 22:14 TIW[-DW-]: Oh nvm, me noob
[2] 22:14 Gods Messenger[~FoS~]: You Noob.
[2] 22:14 Gods Messenger[~FoS~]: Croy is the cooking location
[2] 22:14 TIW[-DW-]: That noob
[2] 22:13 TIW[-DW-]: He gave himself a last name
[2] 22:13 Gods Messenger[~FoS~]: The game gets older, our mentalities do not.
[2] 22:13 Savage[LoC]: Still active
[2] 22:13 Savage[LoC]: Jester Croy Last login 0 day(s) ago
[2] 22:13 Gods Messenger[~FoS~]: He's still the same Goofy self.
[2] 22:13 TIW[-DW-]: You seen Jester? I wonder how he's doing
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