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Eevee
[TLO]
16-01-2017 16:26


Top to bottom. What i said wasn't funny, but it was how Prometheus replied

[2]16:22 Watcher of the Abyss[TSoH]: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQLafZr4_Ww
[2]16:22 Watcher of the Abyss[TSoH]: argh
[2]16:23 Watcher of the Abyss[TSoH]: wrongu chattu
[2]16:23 Absol[TLO]: have you been drinking?
[2]16:23 Watcher of the Abyss[TSoH]: No, thanks for your concern though
[4]16:23 Valkyrie[TSoH]: Absynthe seemingly
[4]16:23 Valkyrie[TSoH]: Ugh wc >.<
[2]16:24 Absol[TLO]: ^World chat full of drunken choobers lol
[2]16:24 Prometheus[TSoH]: forgive The Shire, we know not where we chat.

Edited on 16-01-2017 16:26
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Ryuuk
[CLEAN]
16-01-2017 22:52



Read bottom to top. But basically I can't pick the correct person to whisper, I was only typing to whisper Absol at first.

[To: yaoming36] 22:45 Ryuuk[CLEAN]: I just do the wrong person 4 times in a row
[To: yaoming36] 22:44 Ryuuk[CLEAN]: I did it again
[W] 22:44 yaoming36[*TF*]: me 2 what are we talking about
[To: yaoming36] 22:44 Ryuuk[CLEAN]: I wrong personed the wrong person
[W] 22:44 Prometheus[TSoH]: heya
[W] 22:44 Absol[TLO]: about the student becomeing the master?
[To: prometheus] 22:43 Ryuuk[CLEAN]: wron person but hi
[To: absol] 22:43 Ryuuk[CLEAN]: yes >.>
[W] 22:43 Prometheus[TSoH]: :o
[W] 22:43 Absol[TLO]: wrong person?
[To: absol] 22:43 Ryuuk[CLEAN]: Hehe you were ahead of me most of the time
[To: absol] 22:42 Ryuuk[CLEAN]: wrong person but hi
[To: prometheus] 22:42 Ryuuk[CLEAN]: Hehe you were ahead of me most the time
[W] 22:41 Absol[TLO]: But the student has become the master

Edited on 16-01-2017 22:56
[2]04:33 (Mod)Moderator: *kisses ryuuk*


[5] 09:08 Donald Trump: How do i build a wall?


[2]22:50 (Mod)Moderator: Plum good job Ryuuk - have an apple! :)
Deedar
[TAG]
20-01-2017 13:06



Bottom to top see if you can pick out what's funny.

[2] 13:04 Deedar[TAG]: now that's one for the funny chat forum for once
[2] 13:04 Amanda[WALL!]: Hmm, my friend was Romanian. Her English was very good though. She was always always self-conscious about it. It didn't matter to me any.
[2] 13:04 Errant[CLEAN]: Notably, I do not say You're, I say Yer
[2] 13:03 Errant[CLEAN]: Sometimes a bit of it will pop out though
[2] 13:03 Errant[CLEAN]: I live in GA but did not adapt the accent in full
[2] 13:03 Karisade[TSoH]: Captain Pike was the captain of the Enterprise in the very first episode of Star Trek that was ever made.. I think it was in 1964
[2] 13:03 Acnologia[oA=]: for a few hours, we had that voxli thing going at the time and i had spent a very long time sitting there chatting
[2] 13:02 Acnologia[oA=]: It got worse at one time, i spent a long time talking to syrnians a few years back that i got stuck with an english accent and couldn't talk normally
[2] 13:02 Amanda[WALL!]: I'm half death, I have to concentrate on what people are saying... I have no reason to change my voice.
[2] 13:02 Errant[CLEAN]: *wink*
[2] 13:02 Errant[CLEAN]: Thats what they all say
[2] 13:01 Amanda[WALL!]: Hmm, I've never had that happen.
[2] 13:01 Acnologia[oA=]: So it can cut that out, i've avoided talking to people on skype since missy until it learns to stay natural and not change
[2] 13:01 Karisade[TSoH]: Captain Kirk: the second captain of the Enterprise to appear in a TV program *nods*
2/102 The Skeleton king struck at Deedar and did 99 damage.

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Karisade
[TSoH]
20-01-2017 13:07



[2]13:02 Acnologia[=SoA=]: It got worse at one time, i spent a long time talking to syrnians a few years back that i got stuck with an english accent and couldn't talk normally
Riddle: "The man who built it doesn't want it, the man who bought it doesn't need it & the man who uses it doesn't know it."
Answer: A coffin or Syrnia.

[W] 19:41 Crystal[A.D.]: You have married Karisade!
barun511
[*TF*]
22-01-2017 10:26



[2]10:25 Onslaught[(WAR)]: i don't know who they are, but they all must love me because I have not been muted in forever.
[2]10:25 Onslaught[(WAR)]: that is obviously some kind of favoritism.
[2]10:26 (Mod)Moderator: Onslaught muted
Ares(114) attacked barun511, and did 0 damage. barun511 had 80 HP left.
Roku
[-TMP-]
24-01-2017 03:14


[2]03:13 Andrew[CLEAN]: love is like a fart
[2]03:13 Andrew[CLEAN]: if you have to force it, it is probably poop
Luna Yuhi
[CLEAN]
03-02-2017 11:56



11:54 barun511[*TF*]: I...am faced with a surprising lack of onions
barun511
[*TF*]
04-02-2017 17:06



[5]17:04 Zethan has logged in
[5]17:05 (Guide)Prometheus[TSoH]: Zethan: Welcome to Syrnia. Nine tutorials to begin with, then you can explore the world of Syrnia. The friendly community is here to help.
[5]17:05 Zethan has logged in
[5]17:05 Zethan has logged in
[5]17:05 (Guide)Prometheus[TSoH]: W/B Zethan
Ares(114) attacked barun511, and did 0 damage. barun511 had 80 HP left.
devildog
[Cyber]
07-02-2017 17:29



bottom to top,

[2] 17:25 Nuthouse[-DRS-]: well i was here, but then i went there until you spoke and now im here again, but i cant stay, i have to go back there
[2] 17:25 Gargonite[TSoH]: where are you ?
[2] 17:25 Nuthouse[-DRS-]: why am i here
Veteran- It's not that I can and others can't, but that I did and others didn't

Death once had a near Marine experience
Semper Fi
Eevee
[TLO]
08-02-2017 16:39


[2]16:35 Kunzite[TLO]: health is good for OL fighting ;)
[2]16:37 Nuthouse[-DRS-]: but ol fighting isnt good for health
devildog
[Cyber]
09-02-2017 14:40



top to bottom

2]14:26 barun511[*TF*]: I would sacrifice thirty virgins for gold ore
[2]14:26 MrZee[fame]: where you gona find that many..
[2]14:26 Ryuuk[CLEAN]: On the Internet
Veteran- It's not that I can and others can't, but that I did and others didn't

Death once had a near Marine experience
Semper Fi
Karisade
[TSoH]
11-02-2017 21:38



[5] 21:34 Billse[US]: help! 4 ltbs just disappeared from my inventory. not in my houses or sh
[5] 21:35 Ryuuk[CLEAN]: It's possible you dropped them
[5] 21:36 MayContainNuts[Spam]: I ate them, I'm dyslexic and mistook them for Blt's
Riddle: "The man who built it doesn't want it, the man who bought it doesn't need it & the man who uses it doesn't know it."
Answer: A coffin or Syrnia.

[W] 19:41 Crystal[A.D.]: You have married Karisade!
Bummie
[Nox]
20-02-2017 17:09



[2] 17:04 Amanda[WALL!]: I contact EA, Sims 2 something was wrong with their coding. Mother and daughter combo were about to head to the bedroom when I decided to delete.
[2] 17:04 Amanda[WALL!]: had to*
[2] 17:05 That_Guy[Drunk]: Sims 2: Redneck pack ;)
[3]20:23 loubeelou[-TaG-]: I did notice u have a big one Bummie

You joined Syrnia 3784 days ago, you are player number 36113.
Yuuko
[TLO]
23-02-2017 23:51



[4] 23:51 (Mod)Moderator: Warning: Trade chat is only for in-game trading purposes, it is not for general conversation.
[4] 23:50 Reina[TLO]: You can't afford me
[4] 23:50 king1104: I'll sell Reina to the highest bidder. There is nothing exotic about this non-house broken pet.
[4] 23:49 Reina[TLO]: Sorry but its illegal to trade exotic pets.
[4] 23:48 Work[-TMP-]: Does anybody have a reasonably priced spider monkey for sale? Maybe in a shop
TLO Clan's most fantastic amazing woodcutter!

WC: 100 02:07 10th Febuary 2016
WC: 120 23:06 10th January 2017
WC: level 114, #50 on highscore 19th October 2016 20:00
Anascan and Proud
The Couch YetiTemp
[*TF*]
05-03-2017 09:51



[2]09:48 SpellBinder[CLEAN]: *ganders at Yeti's immense experience gains
[2]09:49 The Couch Yeti[*TF*]: <3
[2]09:49 SpellBinder[CLEAN]: *looks down, clenches fist, this is the wife's fault
[2]09:49 SpellBinder[CLEAN]: oh man had to smile quickly, she looked over
Solunar
[Choob]
18-03-2017 02:52



Bottom to top

[2] 02:49 MissMarley: lol
[2] 02:49 That_Guy[Drunk]: No, but he does have the fashion sense to be a slapper
[2] 02:48 Acnologia[oA=]: :c i tried *cries*
[2] 02:48 MissMarley: no, I'd say not lol
[2] 02:48 foozard[oA=]: See MarMar, he doesn't have the fashion sense to be a pretty woman
[2] 02:48 Acnologia[oA=]: It was halloween :3
[2] 02:47 Acnologia[oA=]: ;D
[2] 02:47 MissMarley: black lipstick? lol dude
[2] 02:47 MissMarley: red heels .. black stockins .. blue dress .. no no no
[2] 02:47 foozard[oA=]: I've worn makeup but never a dress
[2] 02:47 Acnologia[oA=]: I'm sure we've all been there and dressed up for something
[2] 02:46 Acnologia[oA=]: tight sapphire blue dress, one shoulder strap, red heels, black stockings, black lipstick, red wig :3
[2] 02:46 foozard[oA=]: And I can't really go anywhere, I'm in the middle of nowhere :/
[2] 02:46 foozard[oA=]: The outside is scary though
[2] 02:45 MissMarley: fooz you need to get out more lol
[2] 02:45 Acnologia[oA=]: I'd make a stunning women, i got the eyelash flutter down
[2] 02:45 foozard[oA=]: Not a very pretty one, but a woman all the same
[2] 02:44 Acnologia[oA=]: fooz just has his own reality, and in it i'm a woman for some reason
[2] 02:44 Youngblood[CFH]: A comment?
[2] 02:44 Acnologia[oA=]: I'm not
[2] 02:44 MissMarley: I didn't realize DK was a switch
[2] 02:42 foozard[oA=]: Sometimes you gotta switch it up in a relationship *shrugs*
[2] 02:42 Acnologia[oA=]: or "Finally his transformation is complete", something, probably, meh
[2] 02:42 Acnologia[oA=]: i'll probably wake up half drunk tomorrow and see a comment from her like "My hubby is now my wifey" o.o
[2] 02:41 foozard[oA=]: It is to me >_>
[2] 02:41 Acnologia[oA=]: that's not a bonus! D:
[2] 02:41 foozard[oA=]: *waves at MarMar*
[2] 02:41 foozard[oA=]: They were more for me to giggle at but that'd be a bonus
[2] 02:40 MissMarley: hi all
[2] 02:40 Acnologia[oA=]: No, how embarrassing D: YB might see!
[2] 02:40 foozard[oA=]: Good, take plenty of pictures for facebook
[2] 02:39 Acnologia[oA=]: The black lipstick and the red heels? already on it ;)
[2] 02:39 Kirisute Gomen[~X~]: and your good heels
[2] 02:39 Acnologia[oA=]: Coffee anyone?
[2] 02:39 foozard[oA=]: Sean make sure you wear lipstick
[2] 02:37 Acnologia[oA=]: it's not till 7pm it's 2:30pm, i need to stay in bed for another couple of hours
[2] 02:37 Kirisute Gomen[~X~]: well get going ya tool,.. no need telling us about it
[2] 02:36 Acnologia[oA=]: And look my best, better do my hair o.o maybe a little makeup on my scars? hrrm too much to do
[2] 02:36 Acnologia[oA=]: It's not very often a friend from overseas is in the country, I gotta be on form
[2] 02:35 Acnologia[oA=]: And my presence is requested tonight, so i gotta hurry and recover
[2] 02:35 Youngblood[CFH]: No
[2] 02:35 yaoming36[*TF*]: any events going on?
[2] 02:35 foozard[oA=]: Yup
[2] 02:35 Acnologia[oA=]: it's only saturday!
[2] 02:34 foozard[oA=]: I think you've had enough for the weekend Sean
[2] 02:33 Acnologia[oA=]: If the whole clubs looking at her, i better go find a drink D:
[2] 02:32 Acnologia[oA=]: xD
[2] 02:31 Eugenekoh2[]BoS[]: Kitteh! *strokes Youngblood's boots with the furr*
[2] 02:30 Acnologia[oA=]: d'aww <3 *melts*
[2] 02:30 Youngblood[CFH]: Meow
<--- OL Fodder

[W] 06:33 Doctor Noxious[A.D.]: and 100 players. thanks for being only my 100th :D

[To: doctor noxious] 06:34 Solunar[Choob]: Thank you for being my 100th player killer
devildog
[Cyber]
21-03-2017 21:00



[2]20:50 Karisade[TSoH]: I side with the men pretending to be women pretending to be men
[2]20:50 luther88: theres no women on the internet, only traps
[2]20:50 Karisade[TSoH]: although these are quite rare, except in a Monty Python movie



top to bottom
Veteran- It's not that I can and others can't, but that I did and others didn't

Death once had a near Marine experience
Semper Fi
Yuuko
[TLO]
10-04-2017 23:50



[4] 23:34 Absol[TLO]: oh err sheep. Hi! *quickly removes pants and chucks them out of the window
[4] 23:34 Treve[~AE~]: ill buy that for a dollar
[4] 23:34 Thorn[CFH]: ... you're selling your pants then?
[4] 23:35 (Mod)Moderator: priceless Mute- available for free if you don't shooo! ;)
TLO Clan's most fantastic amazing woodcutter!

WC: 100 02:07 10th Febuary 2016
WC: 120 23:06 10th January 2017
WC: level 114, #50 on highscore 19th October 2016 20:00
Anascan and Proud
barun511
[*TF*]
11-04-2017 12:01



Bottom to top - Funnier if you know context.

[2] 11:58 Sheep[TLO]: I think fishing gets too much exp
[2] 11:58 DELGRAD[*TF*]: I have no comment about the current exp gains among the skills.
[2] 11:56 Jeffreyj[Pond]: touche
[2] 11:55 Stolo[~ADV~]: XD
[2] 11:55 Stolo[~ADV~]: to be honest, woodcutting xp is completely unbalanced compared with fishing...
[2] 11:54 DELGRAD[*TF*]: Just a burp..
[2] 11:54 DELGRAD[*TF*]: Ate some fantastic stuffed peppers.
[2] 11:53 Jeffreyj[Pond]: *inserts regular complaint*
[2] 11:52 DELGRAD[*TF*]: Grr...

Context: DELGRAD has always been frustrated about the greater exp gains that woodcutting gets over fishing.
Ares(114) attacked barun511, and did 0 damage. barun511 had 80 HP left.
barun511
[*TF*]
14-04-2017 13:54



[5] 13:52 m00nfire[~LS~]: What did Jesus say before dying on the cross? Leave me eggs alone, I'll be back in a few days ;)
[5] 13:53 (Mod)Moderator: the only jokes allowed in here have a [Guide] tag
Ares(114) attacked barun511, and did 0 damage. barun511 had 80 HP left.
barun511
[*TF*]
01-05-2017 16:56



[5]16:52 taneetong[-TMP-]: Is Exrollia island named Exrollia because the island shaped like an E
[5]16:53 C4LV1N[New]: taneetong, no, although it might be shaped like an E because it is named Exrollia.
Ares(114) attacked barun511, and did 0 damage. barun511 had 80 HP left.
Octieve
03-05-2017 08:37


[2]08:30 Panda[A.D.]: We need more tree huggers
[2]08:32 Liet[-TMP-]: You can hug more trees at once one you takes 'em, chop 'em down and tie 'em together.
[2]08:33 Absol[TLO]: and even more if yo chop those trees into planks of wood
[2]08:33 Panda[A.D.]: Thats not a fetish I am willing to discuss right now
mshaw29
[null]
07-05-2017 05:51



[2]05:48 yaoming36[*TF*]: fooz your eyes are like stars in the galaxy, not because they're beautiful but because they're so far apart
devildog
[Cyber]
13-06-2017 04:21



[2]04:05 Thorne: I have been doing so much with so little for so long, I am now qualified to anything with nothing
Veteran- It's not that I can and others can't, but that I did and others didn't

Death once had a near Marine experience
Semper Fi
barun511
[*TF*]
15-06-2017 10:56



To: deedar]10:53 barun511[*TF*]: You around?
[W]10:53 Deedar[TAG]: no
[W]10:54 Deedar[TAG]: wait busted yes i am
Ares(114) attacked barun511, and did 0 damage. barun511 had 80 HP left.
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