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Bellator
[World]
23-11-2019 12:19



1 - Chuck Norris throws a grenade, kills 75 people then it explodes.
2 - Chuck Norris can light a fire with water.
3 - Chuck Norris already counted to infinity. Twice.
4 - Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
5 - Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friend.
6 - Chuck Norris can hear sign language.
7 - Big Foot says he saw Chuck Norris but no one believes him.
8 - Chuck Norris' diary is called the Guinness book of world records.
9 - Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. He decides what time it is.
10 - Chuck Norris doesn't turn on the light. He kills darkness.
I know someone who said something real smart and when I'll remember it, I'll write it here.
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Taras
[Fangz]
23-11-2019 12:32


meh. Born is better. And no, I'm not sucking up.

Borneo can travel between towns in 5 seconds. With no horse. Horses slow him down.

Borneo doesn't get a botcheck. The numbers fill themselves in and help gather resources.

Whenever a piece of Borneo's equipment is about to break, the monster breaks instead.

If Borneo decides to ride a horse, he still gets flowers. All of them.

Borneo can pick Skull Roses on Remer Island.

Borneo can equip the Witch Broomstick in the horse slot.

Borneo's burn rate on fish is -10%.

Borneo's growing time for crops is 5 seconds. That's how long it takes him to punch the ground and make veggies come up. If some of your crops are missing - that's where they went.

Borneo is the animal that hid seeds in a hollow tree.

Borneo can rod-fish at Singing River. He gets unique fish.

The reason the BM was broken is because Borneo tried to participate.
He has won all of them since, before the fight officially started.
Only recently have the arena attendants gotten over their fear.

Mariner's Locker is Borneo's private bathhouse.

The holiday persona doesn't travel between islands. Borneo kicks them to the next one.

Whenever Borneo gets a piece of soft spider silk, it turns hard. Out of respect.

Borneo knows how to raise the durability of an item to +5. On special gear.

Eully buys all of Borneo's gear for full price.

Borneo doesn't need a boat to travel between islands. He swims. Fast.

Borneo doesn't pay to use the Heerchey Island Ferry. He gets paid.

Borneo can enter AC5 at any time. By punching through solid rock.

Borneo can fish lobsters at Port Senyn. Heck, he can fish gold ore there too.

Borneo knows the serpent of Serpenthelm. And he's responsible for its nonexistence.

The pirates are the descendants of people who tried to run from Borneo. They still think he may be on the first three islands, so they don't visit them out of fear and attack in hopes to catch and kill him. It's their luck that Borneo knows nothing about this.

Borneo killed the creature whose head is now Skull Island.

When Borneo overheals, he raises his total hp.

Borneo catches salmon sharks when he smells them bleed.

While fishing, Borneo caught a Locked toolbox. Syrnia was in it.

Edited on 25-11-2019 05:18
Bellator
[World]
23-11-2019 13:52



Inspiring, Taras. Now here is some on Syrnia's top fighter.

Bellab3ll made gangster rap do it.
Bellab3ll once slapped Chuck Norris. Later, he apologised.


Edited on 23-11-2019 13:55

Edited on 23-11-2019 15:06
I know someone who said something real smart and when I'll remember it, I'll write it here.
OLdemon
[Tasty]
23-11-2019 13:57


Chuck Norris!
[0]17:20 Fight someone your own size OLdemon!

OLdemon struck and dealt 54 damage to the Obsidian flame dragon.

Critical hit: You struck and dealt 81 damage to the Giant scarab. 0/49
oliver_queen
[Cloud]
28-11-2019 20:28



My Calander today

November 28th 2019

They were going to put Chuck Norris' face on Mount Rushmore, but the granite wasn't strong enough to hold his beard
Love All!
All for one and One for all!!
The Gnome died. You got 13 strength experience.
You got 1 Syrnia Birthday Hat 2018!
You dug up: Diamond shaped glass

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Bellator
[World]
01-12-2019 09:41



Chuck Norris' bacon doesn't dare being cooked bare chested.
I know someone who said something real smart and when I'll remember it, I'll write it here.
oliver_queen
[Cloud]
05-12-2019 04:21



If nobody is perfect, then Chuck Norris is Nobody
Love All!
All for one and One for all!!
The Gnome died. You got 13 strength experience.
You got 1 Syrnia Birthday Hat 2018!
You dug up: Diamond shaped glass

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