ExcessBadger [~F~] 13-01-2010 05:42 | I find the comments a lot more funny then the quotes. Everybody was Kung-Fu fighting! I'm Old Gregg!! |
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Lipizzan [Order] 13-01-2010 08:43 | [2] 08:39 Dragosani[Clan]: Looks like an animal hid some seeds in the tree, you got 1 Carrot seeds. what kind of stupid animal hides 1 seed? [2] 08:39 Magnus[HelpU]: a squirrel with only 1 hand [2] 08:40 Dragosani[Clan]: Looks like an animal hid some seeds in the tree, you got 11 Radish seeds. OMG that squirrel had 11 hands :O sry if no one else finds this funny, but it made me laugh You have married TheBeast ! "'Define interesting.' 'Oh god oh god we're all gonna die?'" |
Calgor [~DoS~] 13-01-2010 12:11 | These never are funny though, it begs the question how mentally unstable are some of the people who put these up? Calgor - Hating everyone, everywhere so you don't have to. |
Jaime Lannister [*TF*] 17-01-2010 11:15 | [2] 10:55 OLdemon[DLofD]: Surgeon General Warning: Running into St0rmz_ in OLs will cause serious health problems please dont feed the drama llamas You have successfully thieved the shop and got 73367 gold Surgeon General Warning: Running away from St0rmz_ in OLs will cause serious health problems :p |
C4LV1N [Vortx] 19-01-2010 07:28 | I found this mildly funny. Notice which chat it's taken from (top to bottom; fictitious names invented so as to avoid embarrassing the participants): [5]06:42 New_player has logged in [5]06:43 HorseAbuser[xxx]: just curious.. if you 'stable' your mule/horse at your home does it recieve any 'rest'? so that it does not die as quickly? [5]06:44 New_player: yep it rests [5]06:44 HorseAbuser[xxx]: kk thx One small piece of advice for any players out there who ask questions in help chat: if your question is answered by someone whose login just appeared in yellow text, take their "knowledge" with a grain of salt--at least get a second opinion. And if you're a new player inclined to act like New_player did in this instance, although you probably won't read this before having a chance to follow it, it's always good to wait at least a good 5 minutes after starting to play before starting to advise other players. ;) |
glorantha 19-01-2010 15:05 | [2] 15:02 RedWyrm[DOM]: fought a wara with a ockpick once .. lucky moc was there to kill it : [2] 15:02 RedWyrm[DOM]: *l;ockpick When in doubt and trouble and everyone has left you there is always robot teddy. |
M S Scott [~ADV~] 21-01-2010 09:27 | I hope this doesn't get removed. It sure was funny..LOL. Bottom to top. 2] 09:17 spiritflame[hexed]: well i think im going to record this conversation on my list of all time best chat screw ups coming from me. [2] 09:17 Sam[{S_C}]: silence [2] 09:16 BOOYAKA[~FoS~]: muwhahaah [2] 09:16 (Mod)Evert[Pond]: No! [2] 09:16 spiritflame[hexed]: yeah i know, but in context it looked ok, i just happened to reread it out of context and realized it was really bad [2] 09:15 Dragosani[Clan]: she used to prefer to take my gold ores on my first account if I remember correctly [2] 09:15 (Mod)Moderator: Lets keep it clean please. And, lets be careful of how we word things. [2] 09:15 spiritflame[hexed]: just make sure you bring lots of nice flowers, so she can take your flowers when you die drago [2] 09:14 Dragosani[Clan]: maybe with some candlelight and some soft music playing or something lol [2] 09:14 spiritflame[hexed]: oh well... [2] 09:14 spiritflame[hexed]: oh crud that came out wrong... [2] 09:13 spiritflame[hexed]: give it to kk on your knees like a real man drago [2] 09:13 Sam[{S_C}]: as my clan leader said, it's like learning to swim in deep water [2] 09:13 Dragosani[Clan]: I just want my first time to be special xD [2] 09:13 Sam[{S_C}]: I didn't know why, I only had bronze and I was paranoid [2] 09:12 spiritflame[hexed]: the food is what takes so long to recover in truth [2] 09:12 Sam[{S_C}]: Yeah I was afraid the first time too [2] 09:12 Dragosani[Clan]: I don't know why i am so afraid, I can smith all my own gear, it would only take an hour or two to reequip [2] 09:12 Sam[{S_C}]: I'm not even nervous out there anymore, unless I'm carrying someone elses stuff. Mine I don't really care about [2] 09:11 Sam[{S_C}]: I get killed out there all the time [2] 09:11 spiritflame[hexed]: Drago - ive been killed plenty of times getting back up to speed takes about a week but is pretty easy [2] 09:11 Dragosani[Clan]: I'm sure once i die a few times I will get over that lol [2] 09:10 Dragosani[Clan]: I haven't been killed yet, so I'm paranoid about playing out there [2] 09:10 spiritflame[hexed]: lol XD i really shouldnt be out there but oh well that trip was worth it [2] 09:09 Dragosani[Clan]: lol nice score [2] 09:09 spiritflame[hexed]: Drago - i picked it up randomly running laps in ol... [2] 09:09 (Mod)Borneo[C.]: rofl [2] 09:09 spiritflame[hexed]: 0.o gah im just all full of chat errors [2] 09:09 Dragosani[Clan]: spirit, you already got your rosecrest sword? :o Photo is William Shatner and me from 2006 Munkeys , especially chimps, are more likely to fling poo at you than shake your hand..LOL |
sirslayer [~TRD~] 21-01-2010 18:09 | this is a funny interprationof the barney song with no name listed [2]18:07 ????: i hate you you hate me tie a bunny to a tree with a base ball bat and a big fat saw theres no bunny anymore... |
Kakashi1 [UBER] 21-01-2010 23:09 | I cannot see how that's funny at all. |
willie [Omni] 27-01-2010 00:15 | [5]00:12 1stknight: how do you move? [5]00:13 Carbon[oo0oo]: Well first you call your realtor.. |
Bassman [Pasta] 27-01-2010 02:42 | [?]02:40 NinjaTom154[Pasta]: Does anyone know any decent sites to get handcuffs from? Edited on 31-01-2010 20:03 |
barun511 [+DIE+] 28-01-2010 05:45 | Bottom to top [2]05:43 pfckns[~B~]: lol booo and i guess i just cant poof and im one then huu? [2]05:41 barun511 arvindr[+DIE+]: have to be a pirate [2]05:41 pfckns[~B~]: how do i get there? [2]05:40 barun511 arvindr[+DIE+]: At skull Island [2]05:39 pfckns[~B~]: where is hook? |
undecided [SoT] 28-01-2010 06:41 | no1 is forcing u to read this thread r they? undecided #547 +205,072ezp 18-25/1/2010 happily married to fuzzygirl my beautiful fire hot wife x o Seeker 4 life |
Orange 30-01-2010 22:53 | [5]22:47 Fiery[Order]: Is a bear claw three, two or one handed? You are now planting 400 Orange seeds. You have married Redhood ! Redhood killed you at The Outlands 92. <-- This week i have been mostly... planning to take over the world! |
lancinate [CFH] 31-01-2010 19:18 | [2]19:14 Carbon[oo0oo]: *Is watching Pear Harbor* [2]19:14 Redwingz[oo0oo]: Nice :o [2]19:14 Carbon[oo0oo]: Pearl Harbor* [2]19:14 NinjaTom154[Pasta]: Never heard of it [2]19:14 lancinate[CFH]: pear harbor? [2]19:14 Tazz[Wisky]: Pear :o [2]19:14 lancinate[CFH]: lmao [2]19:14 NinjaTom154[Pasta]: Aww, you corrected it |
Champion [oo0oo] 31-01-2010 20:00 | [5]19:58 greental: omg i keep dieing and losing my stuff what do i do [5]19:58 kmkhive[bl00d]: stop dying [5]19:58 soulstealer[Snake]: stop fighting... [5]19:58 Anubis[~FoS~]: Stop dieing? [5]19:58 FatHeadRules[FATS]: stop fighting! [5]19:58 Anubis[~FoS~]: lol top to bottom funny xD |
Anubis [~FoS~] 31-01-2010 20:03 | Shouldn't this all be deleted as I don't think anyone asked for the permission to post other players chat lines into forum?As it's same for Signatures :/ |
Champion [oo0oo] 31-01-2010 20:07 | there's almost 30 pages full of them seems to me like nobody cares |
Anubis [~FoS~] 31-01-2010 20:24 | Seems so lol |
undecided [SoT] 01-02-2010 04:06 | this topic is good to read when bored of watching timer keep adding people undecided #547 +205,072ezp 18-25/1/2010 happily married to fuzzygirl my beautiful fire hot wife x o Seeker 4 life |
Fruc [naked] 09-02-2010 17:28 | When girls go crazy ! read it downside-up [1] 17:13 amwes1[Nem]: my sis threatened to disown me after this happened about 10 times in 2 weeks [1] 17:12 Fruc[naked]: lolz [1] 17:12 amwes1[Nem]: *giggles* I used to send them up the road to my sisters > I used to tell them she loved to chat about such over a cup of tea [1] 17:12 Avalanche[~SaS~]: maybe they do not trust their god enough to meet my dogs before meeting me ^^ [1] 17:12 Avalanche[~SaS~]: [3]17:11 Avalanche[~SaS~]: i think those bible people do avoid my house [1] 17:10 Fruc[naked]: ^5 from me xD [1] 17:10 amwes1[Nem]: I am well practised at it,I tell it so well now they always go away thinking about it XD [1] 17:09 Fruc[naked]: :'-)))) [1] 17:09 amwes1[Nem]: they always look so confused haha [1] 17:09 amwes1[Nem]: I tell them it consumes a lot of my time and that the ultimate god is called M2H and his demi-gods are mods [1] 17:09 Fruc[naked]: this was finniest thing I heard today.. lololol [1] 17:08 Fruc[naked]: lmaooooo [1] 17:08 amwes1[Nem]: they can't resist asking about it XD [1] 17:08 amwes1[Nem]: I just tell them I joined the Syrnia cult [1] 17:07 amwes1[Nem]: if I want religion I is a big girl now i can go find it all by myself XD [1] 17:07 Fruc[naked]: get some fuel and you know the rest xD [1] 17:07 Fruc[naked]: ermm [1] 17:07 amwes1[Nem]: don't ya just hate it when the door knocks and its bible peaoples trying to convert you |
Murdoc [~F~] 12-02-2010 21:19 | [5] 21:13 (Mod)Moderator: Warning: Trade chat is only for in-game trading purposes, it is not for general conversation. [5] 21:15 (Mod)Moderator: Eh, Help chat is only for Q&A about this game. Let's keep it to that or punishments will ensue. Mod choobed :o Put it in my sig too. Priceless Edited on 12-02-2010 21:23 <-- How I look in RL XD [5] 21:13 (Mod)Moderator: Warning: Trade chat is only for in-game trading purposes, it is not for general conversation. Mod choobed :O |
DeSoRDoR [Snake] 13-02-2010 00:37 | I don't see why it is so funny when mods post something in the wrong chat, I mean I don't wet myself when you wrong chat. www.syrnia.com Muse - Undisclosed Desires [3]13:38 DeSoRDoR[Snake]: Aha learn me to grow a backbone ::) [3]13:39 Viperslfc[Snake]: You are too much work :P |
willie [Omni] 13-02-2010 02:02 | I do...Is that wierd? |
Sels [-DRS-] 13-02-2010 20:45 | [1]20:40 Talk2Bill[TGA]: how did i die so fast [1]20:41 theundertaker has logged in Timing is everything (just appealed to my sense of humour) You are attacking a Koban protector (58) at Sanfew. [2]15:17 spindoc[Zen]: no one puts me in their signature :( [2]15:18 spindoc[Zen]: i give my permission. i can take it :P |