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willie
[DoM]
26-08-2010 19:58


Damn you Kakashi, every time I see you on here, I think there's actually something funny going on!
Mr. Addy
Keeping this game free by adding ads to every topic
Merari
[Fangz]
26-08-2010 21:08



Why did you even print that wall of text sticker?

Its not funny. All I see is that we lost one more player. Doubt hell ever be back.
~Merari: Putting the 'q' in 'weird' since 2008~
TermaMatrix
[L~S]
26-08-2010 22:35



This wasn't funny to start with but it ended ok. (I have permission from the clan to post this.)

Bottom to top.

[3] 22:26 TermaMatrix[L~S]: hehe i hope not
[3] 22:26 Pandike[L~S]: don't ask me I have no clue
[3] 22:25 TermaMatrix[L~S]: i see
[3] 22:25 TermaMatrix[L~S]: where on earth would you get an old bomb?
[3] 22:25 Pandike[L~S]: seems its been dragging on for long time, he's been in jail before
[3] 22:24 TermaMatrix[L~S]: a divorce would've have been easier
[3] 22:24 Pandike[L~S]: they are looking for him
[3] 22:24 TermaMatrix[L~S]: was he arrested?
[3] 22:23 TermaMatrix[L~S]: oh my lord O.O
[3] 22:23 Pandike[L~S]: nope, fight got out of hand and the man planted an old bomb in front of his wifes door
[3] 22:22 TermaMatrix[L~S]: where was it? in the garden?
[3] 22:22 TermaMatrix[L~S]: good lol
[3] 22:22 Pandike[L~S]: the bomb squad came to collect it
[3] 22:21 TermaMatrix[L~S]: what have they done with it?
[3] 22:21 misteeq[L~S]: wb
[3] 22:20 TermaMatrix[L~S]: hey ((hugs))
[3] 22:20 Pandike[L~S]: finally back home
[3] 20:16 Lom Elinde[L~S]: that is close
[3] 20:13 TermaMatrix[L~S]: i text pete to find out where the bomb is and its 2 houses away from him O.O
[3] 19:39 TermaMatrix[L~S]: lol, no idea, could be ours
[3] 19:38 Lom Elinde[L~S]: ours or theirs I wonder?
[3] 19:37 TermaMatrix[L~S]: oh my, stay safe hun ((hugs))
[3] 19:35 Lom Elinde[L~S]: wow
[3] 19:34 Pandike[L~S]: afk for unkown duration, they found a WWII bom in the visinity
Happily married to Pandike. 08-11-2009

For the best construction sevice in Syrnia, message or [w] Pandike. All boats, 50k houses, 10k shops. Just supply the wood, no other charges!
miner
[TSoH]
27-08-2010 01:04


[5] 04:08 (Guide)Prometheus[TSoH]: danothedinosaur: what exactly are you clicking and trying to do?
[5] 04:09 danothedinosaur: your ***hole
[5] 04:10 (Guide)Prometheus[TSoH]: I'm unaware of that being in any tutorials. perhaps you need to re-read and click on the correct fucntion
willie
[DoM]
27-08-2010 19:59


Now miner, that first post was just dumb, but the second one made up for it
Kakashi1
[UBER]
27-08-2010 20:05



Yeah, Guides have an enviable ability for comebacks.
Charity starts with Vampirism.

I love Shampalwe the mostest.
Lazarus Black
27-08-2010 21:00


So, I have this new player asking for advice. He's headed to OL 54, and I gave him some direction.

The rest:


[W] 20:55 xxxxxxxx[-Rei-]: what about luck and god speed

[To: xxxxxxxx] 20:56 Lazarus Black: I said good luck... even Gods speed can't protect you from the wicker man!
Mr Monopoly
[-Rei-]
29-08-2010 01:45


[W]01:42 pigletti[TxN]: Thanks mr monopoly, I hope you buy boardwalk one day.
miner
[TSoH]
31-08-2010 22:40


2] 22:29 Carbon[~ADV~]: To bad.
[2] 22:29 Lemony[Order]: Shush Lemon
[2] 22:29 Lemonsquare: i'm a pastry, not a fruit
[2] 22:28 Lemony[Order]: *Citrus
[2] 22:28 Carbon[~ADV~]: Citrus*
[2] 22:28 Carbon[~ADV~]: Citurs fight!!
[2] 22:28 Lemonsquare: lol
[2] 22:28 Lemony[Order]: Oh Shush Lemon
[2] 22:28 Lemonsquare: i've been lemon since 2006, albeit not all here
[2] 22:28 Lemony[Order]: Ahem, I was Lemon before I was Lemony
[2] 22:28 Carbon[~ADV~]: Lemony is awesome! <3
[2] 22:27 miner[TSoH]: lemony is lemony and lemensquare is lemon
[2] 22:27 Lemonsquare: when was that? :O
[2] 22:27 Lemony[Order]: Well I was Lemon before you
[2] 22:26 Lemonsquare: i am too! D:
[2] 22:26 Lemony[Order]: He's not Lemon -.-
Fez
[-IH-]
05-09-2010 07:48


[2]07:44 Fez[-IH-]: oh the funny chat quotes forum is gone
[2]07:44 pete[^GL^]: Really? Thats awesome!
[2]07:44 Kakashi1[UBER]: No, it's still there.
[5]07:44 pyroice12[DARK]: ok, well thats good news... ty
Parker10
[KoRT]
05-09-2010 07:50


"BTW, don't post things you said just because you think it was funny, because often enough others don't think the same."

Read the first post (although reading the quote I provided above works too) and then think about what you just did. Thanks.
Fez
[-IH-]
05-09-2010 07:54


so you saying mine are not funny?
Kakashi1
[UBER]
05-09-2010 07:54



I thought it was funny.
Thanks to Vampyre for being extremely generous.

Loving Shampalwe since.. well.. a long time.
Sheep
[-Rei-]
06-09-2010 23:59



Down Up

[2] 16:17 Tazz: Well Mush, Don't stop Believing

[2] 16:11 Tazz: You belong with me. :o

[2] 16:10 Musher[PAIN]: Danger danger, high voltage? :O

[2] 16:10 Tazz: kinda Dangerous :o

[2] 16:09 Musher[PAIN]: Gotta twist and shout Tazz

[2] 16:08 Tazz: At the S Club Party, Mush?

[2] 16:08 Musher[PAIN]: b-b-b-break it down Tazz

[2] 16:06 Tazz: Ha, are you Stuck On Replay?

[2] 16:06 Musher[PAIN]: I remember that summer yes Tazz

[2] 16:03 Tazz: Ah righty. Do you Remember?

[2] 16:02 Musher[PAIN]: Why Tazz? I like dancing in the rain

[2] 16:02 Tazz: Fine, Leave me. Take your Umbrella.

[2] 16:01 Musher[PAIN]: And you would do anything for love Tazz? Coz i wouldn't do that

[2] 16:00 Tazz: But, I believe in a thing called love

[2] 16:00 Musher[PAIN]: Babe im gonna leave you Tazz

[2] 16:00 Tazz: Aww Mush, My life would suck without you

[2] 15:59 Musher[PAIN]: Don't believe everything you hear, Tazz

[2] 15:58 Tazz: I heard you were gonna do something with the Time Warp, Mush?

[2] 15:57 Musher[PAIN]: Im gonna dance like a boss, Tazz

[2] 15:54 Tazz: What you gonnoa do, Now you're gone?

[2] 15:53 Musher[PAIN]: im a cider drinker, not a zombie :yes:

[2] 15:52 Tazz: Pretty much, You Zombie. :o

[2] 15:52 Musher[PAIN]: To take a stand?

[2] 15:50 Tazz: So? I'm Not Afraid. :o

[2] 15:49 Musher[PAIN]: You've got sand in your shoes? So what i've got a brand new combine harvester

[2] 15:48 Tazz: Hehe Ok Mush, I've still got Sand in my shoes. :L

[2] 15:47 Musher[PAIN]: Its all lies, Tazz >

[2] 15:45 Tazz: Wasn't me, Mush :o

[2] 15:44 Musher[PAIN]: And everybody hurts , tazz

[2] 15:44 Tazz: Sorry seems to be the hardest word.
[3]03:46 (Mod)Ibiss[Order]: lol you can say what you want, I don't mod clan chat ;)

(Mod)Moderator: Hotdog muted

~Panta Rei~
Thorn
[JADED]
07-09-2010 00:22



nice quotes sheeps rofl
*Bites*
20:29 (Mod)Ibiss[Order]: *Judo chops Thorn*

[5]21:56 Plow Boy[~RSA~]: thanks O-O some people are sexing in clan chat im scared D:
(posted with permission)
Nekotatsu
[JADED]
07-09-2010 09:20



hehe thats awesome XD gave me quite a giggle
Musher
07-09-2010 11:11


Meirz how long have you had that saved? :O That was about 2 month ago
undecided
[Only1]
07-09-2010 12:56



love it lol
there is no magic there is only stuff.... nakor from raymond e feist books
Tazz
07-09-2010 18:04



Mush, I sent it to him to make him laugh
[3]22:58 Carbon[oo0oo]: Tazz is awesome! :HB:
Fruc
[naked]
15-09-2010 04:28


[1]04:21 An evil mage summoned 35 Rats at Croy.
[1]04:22 By Tor[-WOM-]: evil mage. I fart in your general direction


Drofbagin
[~OoS~]
22-09-2010 17:21


why did this get unstickied?
mshaw29
[~TC~]
22-09-2010 17:23



Lol it never was stickied.
Drofbagin
[~OoS~]
22-09-2010 17:25


oh...it has just had someone always say something within 2 weeks for the past 2 years?

Edited on 22-09-2010 17:26
mshaw29
[~TC~]
22-09-2010 17:28



Yes Actually, I've been here for it's whole time.
Gren
[-Rei-]
22-09-2010 17:35


Mshaw speaks the truth
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