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Lord Of Fire
[~TC~]
01-05-2010 17:55


Top to bottom!

[5] 17:50 kefirs2 has logged in
[5] 17:50 mr bubs has logged in
[5] 17:51 motz111 has logged in
[5] 17:52 Lord Of Fire[~TC~]: ^ Mass migration
Mr. Addy
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Pendragon
[-Rei-]
01-05-2010 19:42



Is it just me, or have I seen a lot of people post things that -they- said in chat that -they- think is funny?
Piscium
[Zen]
01-05-2010 19:47



its true pendragon, many of the things are said by the poster cause they think it is funny.
[3]23:12 Piscium[Zen]: The Sorer hunter died and forgot to drop a webbed item, maybe next time.
[3]23:13 keg[Zen]: I hate when they do that


"All animals are equal, but some are more equal than others"
kspr
[~KoS~]
04-05-2010 17:00


[5]16:57 IamBob218[(PWN)]: why is it when you use electric shavers they burn the skin were ou mushtache hair was?

Some people take the help chat to a new level XD
corn
[Snake]
05-05-2010 02:53



lol kspr
November 26, 2009 Ronnie James Dio was diagnosed with cancer

Slay the dragon Dio! You will always be a metal god \nn/\nn/
Thorn
[Only1]
06-05-2010 20:59



[4]20:58 Hellfyre[manji]: *not going to comment on the sounds i prefer hearing you make*
Calydor
[Pond]
13-05-2010 08:31


Clan chat, but posted with permission from those involved. Upside-down:

[3] 08:08 MadameMasque[Pond]: stop needling about!
[3] 08:07 MadameMasque[Pond]: *beats Red with my knitting needles*
[3] 08:07 MadameMasque[Pond]: oi vey
[3] 08:07 RedWyrm[Pond]: just needs a bit of a spruce up ;) to stop it pining away
[3] 08:06 Cruz Nairb[Pond]: Clan of Comedians.... lol
[3] 08:06 Calydor[Pond]: Face palm, the tropical cousin of the Ents.
[3] 08:06 MadameMasque[Pond]: nor should either of you
[3] 08:06 MadameMasque[Pond]: I better not quit my day job
[3] 08:06 MadameMasque[Pond]: Lol
[3] 08:06 Calydor[Pond]: Palm, good one Tess.
[3] 08:05 MadameMasque[Pond]: *face palm*
[3] 08:04 Calydor[Pond]: It'll be loggy if that happens.
[3] 08:03 RedWyrm[Pond]: growing back will just be a releaf
[3] 08:02 Cruz Nairb[Pond]: ;)
[3] 08:01 Calydor[Pond]: It's a bit stumped.
[3] 08:00 Cruz Nairb[Pond]: Oh, does it look good
[3] 08:00 RedWyrm[Pond]: just gave it a .. haircut :
[3] 08:00 RedWyrm[Pond]: >
[3] 08:00 Cruz Nairb[Pond]: And you killed it anyway....
[3] 07:59 RedWyrm[Pond]: Looks like an animal hid some seeds in the tree, you got 5 Strawberry seeds. You were able to collect 6 logs from this tree. nice tree
Fiery
[Fangz]
13-05-2010 22:57


[5] 22:50 (Mod)Moderator: U Will Die Muted
[2] 22:51 puffaren[Honor]: [5]22:50 (Mod)Moderator: U Will Die Muted.. isn´t muted a clan. not nice of the mods to say the clan will die hahaha
[2] 22:53 Prometheus[TSoH]: "U will Die Muted"...does that mean it will be a silent death?
[2] 00:10 (Mod)Moderator: Take your arguments to msn- we don't want them, now move along please

[2] 00:12 Pirate[~X~]: I thought you wasn't allowed to give out your email addy? :S
desti
[MAAN]
15-05-2010 06:19



[2] 06:15 Merari[Fangz]: nah hiney, i cant space my feelings and my reactions like that
[2] 06:15 Merari[Fangz]: honey*
Argue for your limitations,and sure enough, they're yours - Richard Bach
KoJack
[~DoS~]
21-05-2010 09:01



[2]09:00 montimus[SMA]: Sorry montimus but you are 12870870 seconds too late for completing the job, I do not need the 11 Cooked Sardine anymore.
[2]09:00 Wystbane[Only1]: better late than never ... ;)
[2]09:00 (Mod)Borneo[C.]: lol
[2]09:00 Velvet[KoRT]: ^^ lol

Edited on 21-05-2010 09:01
LittleShoes
[Only1]
10-06-2010 03:53



2]03:51 shanevandale: looking for a clan..
[2]03:51 mightywhite[WoTo]: lol, we all know that already.
[2]03:52 mightywhite[WoTo]: Is there an accepted smiley or something that da kidz use to signify sarcasm?
[2]03:52 mightywhite[WoTo]: I'm not cool enough to know these things.


Proud leader of [Only1] World, Our World

[3]01:52 Freaky[Only1]: WOW!! THATS A LOW PRICE!!!

[3]19:49 EvilParlay[Only1]: I get to officially check out Heidi and no one can say dink about it
Babsy
[~X~]
10-06-2010 06:15



[2]01:25 mightywhite[WoTo]: *Loves seeing other people get lucky when he hasn't had any in ages *

(was in response to finding gems but was hilarious to me)
Rictor made me the happiest girl on Syrnia 11-10-08 <3 And even as "Ibiss" I'm still the happiest girl :D xoxox
Clydex
[ExRo]
14-06-2010 04:21


down to up


[2] 04:18 LadyHazel[~ADV~]: such a good little kid Orhoz....
[2] 04:18 Orhoz[Fangz]: I have alot of stories like that...mainly consisting of one parent almost dying >_>
[2] 04:17 Taze[JOKER]: man im bored of cod :/
[2] 04:17 Orhoz[Fangz]: while my dad was trying not to die laughing
[2] 04:16 Orhoz[Fangz]: she didnt wake up happy...more..thrashing and panicing
[2] 04:16 Taze[JOKER]: awesome trick orhoz
[2] 04:16 Sapphira[Fish]: rofl!!!
[2] 04:16 Orhoz[Fangz]: I did that trick when I was like 4...only I shoved a dime up my sleeping mothers nose
So i looked and behold a pale horse. And the name of him who sat on it was death and Hades followed with him. And power was given to them over a fourth of the earth to kill with sword, with hunger, with death, and by the beasts of the earth.
Fiery
[~DoS~]
15-06-2010 03:34


[2] 03:32 i3atnoobs[GLAD]:


[2] 03:32 i3atnoobs: i need a clan

Within 1 minute xD
Yes I merchant. I do [b]not[/b] scam though, Unless your my friend ;)

You have successfully thieved the shop and got 12704 gold !

[W] 11:49 ***[~*oS~]: hey the chat is dead i think u scammed it
glorantha
24-06-2010 22:21



[2]22:19 (Mod)Sels[-DRS-]: Its sad to see KAs so cheap, just wonder why the newer combatters want the exp easier too?
[5]22:19 antiyou: Is there any Moderator online?
When in doubt and trouble and everyone has left you there is always robot teddy.
Sels
[-DRS-]
01-07-2010 23:40



[2]23:36 Merari[Fangz]: i am, but im invisible cause i have my eyes closed
[2]23:36 MCsgirl88[SWC]: lol tazz
[2]23:36 glorantha: puts cloak over Merari
[2]23:36 walker45er[~MoS~]: if i cant see my player you cant see me xD
[2]23:36 Merari[Fangz]: its simple logic. i cant see you = you cant see me
[2]23:36 M S Scott[~ADV~]: Nobody but us pixiels here.


Sure made me smile, Merari has such a lovely approach
You are attacking a Koban protector (58) at Sanfew.

[2]15:17 spindoc[Zen]: no one puts me in their signature :(
[2]15:18 spindoc[Zen]: i give my permission. i can take it :P
Blast
[JADED]
02-07-2010 16:58



[2] 16:56 CelaDawn[Order]: then insert the key and open the tin
[2] 16:56 Musta1987: where is the grocery store?
[2] 16:56 CelaDawn[Order]: well you go to the grocery store and buy a tin
[2] 16:55 Musta1987: how can i get sardines?

lmao
[2] 16:45 Blast[JADED]: *blows horn* mod ftw!
[2] 16:46 (Mod)Moderator: *takes horn and throws it in the ocean*

Truth is, everybody is going to hurt you, you just gotta find the ones worth suffering for. - Bob Marley
Sweet_Thing
[Fangz]
08-08-2010 03:34



2]03:25 MadameMasque[Pond]: I love pillows
[2]03:25 MadameMasque[Pond]: er puzzles
[2]03:25 MadameMasque[Pond]: why did I think pillows
2]03:27 Sweet_Thing[Fangz]: that was so random... i love pillows rofl
[2]03:27 i_eny_u: lol
[2]03:27 Sweet_Thing[Fangz]: underneath she is laughing hard i hear her lmao
[2]03:27 MadameMasque[Pond]: lol, shh
03:07 Sweet_Thing: Have you ever had the urge to just want something, like you just gotta have it that bad want something
03:08 Bones[~FoS~]: I have Sweet and you just have to find a way to get it ;)
You have married Bones ! 10/04/09
Sal
08-08-2010 19:39



Can Kashi please delete this thread? It's become pointless.
Kakashi1
[UBER]
08-08-2010 19:47



I would delete it, but I figure there are some people still enjoying it. After all, it can still be read by people looking to see the earlier parts, and people DO still post on it. If the mods like to delete it, they can, but I'm not. At least, not yet.
Pendragon
[Order]
09-08-2010 00:25



Yeah, I like to look back at the others from before, and every now and again someone does come up with something funny to post here.
Fiery
[Hated]
11-08-2010 10:03


[2]09:51 M S Scott[~ADV~]: Confuscious say: He who plays with Fiery often gets flamed..LOL..joking..;)
[2]09:51 M S Scott[~ADV~]: Confuscious say: He who plays with Fiery often gets flamed..LOL..joking..;)


[W] 11:49 ***[*]: hey the chat is dead i think u scammed it

Always look on the bright side of life!
yoshibo
[ExRo]
22-08-2010 22:46



Read bottom up

[1] 22:38 shadowPadliwan[Lurks]: lol
[1] 22:37 skullman590[CFH]: Huh? Make a will, what for?
[1] 22:37 taibult[ExRo]: *waves*
[1] 22:36 skullman590[CFH]: yep
[1] 22:36 shadowPadliwan[Lurks]: well good luck indeed you will need it
[1] 22:36 skullman590[CFH]: Bwahaha
[1] 22:36 skullman590[CFH]: And you all will observe me in my moment of triumph!
[1] 22:36 skullman590[CFH]: I will not back down from this!
[1] 22:35 shadowPadliwan[Lurks]: i think he ate a bad raw fish there
[1] 22:35 taibult[ExRo]: o.0
[1] 22:35 skullman590[CFH]: I am going to single handidly defeat a Pterosaurus with the only combat skill raised being health
[1] 22:34 shadowPadliwan[Lurks]: i think i dont want to know anymore about that lol
[1] 22:34 skullman590[CFH]: Ha. I wish, funny man.
[1] 22:34 shadowPadliwan[Lurks]: lol
[1] 22:34 taibult[ExRo]: washing dishes?
[1] 22:33 skullman590[CFH]: But if you really really want to know, I'm in the middle of doing a manly task
[1] 22:32 skullman590[CFH]: Good
[1] 22:32 shadowPadliwan[Lurks]: ah well huh ok im doing fine today as well
[1] 22:31 skullman590[CFH]: Well if you do I am doing fine thank ye
[1] 22:31 skullman590[CFH]: Me son? You really want to know how I am doing son?
[1] 22:30 shadowPadliwan[Lurks]: so how is everybody today in remer
Come to the dark side, I have cookies :)

You have married akkarin! 23/06/2010 :)

Magic (#350)
Trading (#812)
Thieving (#991)

Proud member of ExRo :D
Sticker
[Soap]
26-08-2010 17:58


Bottom to the top.

[5] 17:53 Wigglytuff: in the pocket of my very dirty pants
[5] 17:53 aditya 21[-Rei-]: *my
[5] 17:53 aditya 21[-Rei-]: in mu diaper
[5] 17:52 fantazero3000: in my wallet
[5] 17:52 Sticker[~KoS~]: Um ok guys we've told him enough now.
[5] 17:51 larwin[~BF~]: In real life do you keep your money in the bank or on your front porch?
[5] 17:49 Sticker[~KoS~]: Surely you've heard the horror stories of keeping load of money on you?
[5] 17:49 Brom[Order]: you should not have been mining while holding that amount :o
[5] 17:48 Lol[~OoS~]: dont carry 24k with you then!!
[5] 17:48 fantazero3000: what 24k stolen im not gunna get over that dude
[5] 17:47 Sticker[~KoS~]: Somebody tried to thieve ME earlier but I left most of my cash in my house.
[5] 17:47 fantazero3000: mute me then idc
[5] 17:46 Lemonsquare[Snake]: 150 seconds, or all your gold being stolen was your choice
[5] 17:45 Brom[Order]: you could run to eully and put the money in the house
[5] 17:45 fantazero3000: i got a house in eully i just said i been mining all day hant had time to get there
[5] 17:45 Makeshift[Order]: No, the lesson is the game is much like real life. If you left your best stereo set out on the street would you expect it to stay there long?
[5] 17:45 Sticker[~KoS~]: I was meaning: never place money on display
[5] 17:45 Lemonsquare[Snake]: you just have to take responsibility for it by placing it in your house, because you are mining and don't feel like it isn't an excuse
[5] 17:45 Wigglytuff: you dont need money yet- chop wood at Isri and build a house then you make the $$$
[5] 17:44 fantazero3000: what the lesson is that this games
[5] 17:44 Brom[Order]: it can not be stolen if you store it in your house.
[5] 17:44 (Guide)Orange: fantazero3000: the gold needs to be stored inside the house, then its protected from thieves as you arent carrying it
[5] 17:44 Sticker[~KoS~]: You've learnt your lesson then
[5] 17:44 fantazero3000: im not new to the game ive been trying to get money for ages then someone just steals it
[5] 17:43 Brom[Order]: also,the higher your theiving level the less likely a theif will succed
[5] 17:43 fantazero3000: part of the game of that thats rubbish al my money that ridiculous and i got a house i been mining tohugh
[5] 17:42 (Guide)Orange: fantazero3000: if you build or buy yourself a house you can store your money safely. any money you carry can be stolen by thieves
[5] 17:42 Makeshift[Order]: Thieving is part of the game, to protect your money it is advisable to place it in a house.
[5] 17:41 fantazero3000: this is rubbish someones just took all my money

Edit: Sorry mod. Didn't see much of them there.

Edited on 28-08-2010 15:48

Edited on 19-03-2011 14:05

Looking back on it, this post is not funni

Edited on 19-03-2011 14:06

Moderator edit:
Inappropriate comments removed 19:57 26-8-2010
Kakashi1
[UBER]
26-08-2010 18:05



You might want to censor bits of that, Sticker, before the mods "censor" the whole thing.
Charity starts with Vampirism.

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