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ramkumar9607
[Fangz]
02-01-2009 08:01


[4] 07:55 Patrickenator[-Rei-]: selling 600 cooked cod at ogre TP: 2gp/hp!! msg/whisper me if interested
[4] 07:57 Jungleroot[T~B~F]: 2 gp a hp is CRAZY you can get a Mc chicken for 99cents
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BlueThunder
[~SaS~]
02-01-2009 18:53



Pretty old one ^_^
Read from down to up

21:47 Jester92791:Wow. Those DW's are all noobs.
21:43 Green Beret [Trade]:as long as u dont make competion with me on selling cooked fish to DW jester, u r good >. congratz ;P >
21:42 Jester92791 [DW]:Hail Moto!!!
21:42 Abu Yassir Fatti Fuk [DW]:Hm
21:42 Bull [HD]:you finnaly made it, after months of spying huh Jester?
21:42 Jester92791 [DW]:Hail Alvaro!!!
21:41 motorrolla [DW-E]:Hail Jester !!! Hail DW !!!
21:41 Jester92791 [DW]:Hail Breok!!!
21:41 alvaro [DW-E]:Hail Jester
21:41 Jester92791 [DW]:Hail Spin!!!
21:41 zubzero100 [Cute]:maybe cos jesters got a level 80 something of one skill
21:40 spindoc [DW-E]:Hail Jester!!! Hail DW!!!
21:40 Breok [DW-E]:Hail Jester92791!!
21:40 Jester92791 [DW]:Hail Argon!!!
21:40 Dragon_Fayt [LD]:... Ok then
21:40 Dragon_Fayt [LD]:Jester's in DW?
21:40 Jester92791 [DW]:Hail Edam!!!
21:40 Dragon_Fayt [LD]:wait a second...?
21:40 Argonauticus [DW-E]:Hail Jester92791!!! Hail DW!!!
21:40 Dragon_Fayt [LD]:Jester the suck up
21:40 Edam [DW]:Hail Jester!!
21:39 Abu Yassir Fatti Fuk [DW]:Hail Jester92791, Hail DW!!!
21:39 Jester92791 [DW]:Hail Abu Yassir Fatti Fuk The Great Lord of the Dark, Leader of The DarkWarriors clan. May I always walk the path of Darkness...

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14:42 Calgor [S*U*B]:im getting a syrnian headache will all this rowing

xD

Edited on 02-01-2009 19:39
BlueThunder(55) attacked M2H, and did 7 damage. M2H had 709 HP left.

fritsz(64) attacked M2H, and did 9 damage. M2H had 716 HP left.

fritsz[Ice]: ok lets stop attacking our admin :P
Jester
[Zen]
02-01-2009 19:19


Almost three years ago to the day. Very nice, BlueThunder.
BlueThunder
[~SaS~]
02-01-2009 19:43



14:31 Calgor [S*U*B]:*we apologise for the immense ammount of arguing in todays chat. Normal service will be resumed as soon as possible*

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12:37 HyPeR:this is better than an episode of eastenders, not that thats saying alot.

heh looking through my old chat logs

Edited on 02-01-2009 19:45
BlueThunder(55) attacked M2H, and did 7 damage. M2H had 709 HP left.

fritsz(64) attacked M2H, and did 9 damage. M2H had 716 HP left.

fritsz[Ice]: ok lets stop attacking our admin :P
ramkumar9607
[Fangz]
03-01-2009 13:46


[3]13:43 Hagar[Fangz]: my chat froze
[3]13:45 kozmik[Fangz]: yh its cold out there

Sorry
Foxy
[~one~]
04-01-2009 19:34



2]19:33 conor148[~LOL~]: aww rictor scary ahh not bothering lol
Foxyilicious

Proud leader of [~one~]

You have married evertonianmark !

(Mod)Cancun[MAAN]: Maybe they will put me on it then..lol I love lists :)
Sels
[-DRS-]
04-01-2009 22:56



[2]22:54 pellon_mollari: so I could really die?
[2]22:54 TW[~X~]: Yeah
[2]22:55 pellon_mollari: oh god no! I should have read the rules!



You are attacking a Koban protector (58) at Sanfew.
Durins_Bane
[AFK]
04-01-2009 23:41



Im in this for spelling Talking wrong.

How is that funny? if anything it's oh so sad
Sweet_Thing
[~one~]
05-01-2009 05:51



rofl
5] 01:18 HNx[HNx]: how big is the hole in arch caves where you dig?

[5] 01:19 (Guide)trosey[~SaS~]: Hnx - I dont think the size of the hole matters

[2]05:45 trosey[~SaS~]: I should be called Ms. Hole or something :P
Xander
[*CHI*]
06-01-2009 20:36



[1]20:33 ConanCarl[DLofD]: DLofD owns arena!

For some odd reason...I found this rather funny.
On my beach, I kick up metaphoric sand. I flush the toilet of weakness with mushroom clouds in hand.

[Obey the *CHI*]

-Xander-
deathmetaldude
[C~B]
07-01-2009 07:58


[2]07:57 lynter7: not evan a forth of the way there
Lipizzan
[RBorn]
07-01-2009 16:47



[2]16:44 (Mod)Maggie[MAAN]: squits it at the screen, omg what a mess

...what's a squit? lol
lilryan19
[^GL^]
07-01-2009 23:00


[5]22:55 (Guide)Calliope[MAAN]: tomster: you cannot jump over cities
Lance
[MIGHT]
08-01-2009 16:19



[2] 16:10 pellon_mollari[MooKs]: Woke up sweating. and it's cold out. huh. imagine that.
[2] 16:11 pellon_mollari[MooKs]: Maybe I dreamt that I was running from the Mods?

[2] 16:11 Dragonfuries[Fangz]: I can't talk now..screaming at my computer/internet/the new server for over 2 freaking hours
Gezz
[Cloud]
08-01-2009 17:47



[2]17:43 monkeyprinceboy: what is the battlemage?
[2]17:44 monkeyprinceboy: in kinam
[2]17:44 gez1000[Cloud]: the battlemage is a small turnip that was magically turned into a wizard that now hosts PvP fights in Kinam. i believe anyway...
[2]17:45 monkeyprinceboy: k thx
[2]17:45 gez1000[Cloud]: np
bribaetz
[DFR]
29-07-2008 04:08

sorry i had a brain fart, okay avatar.

Drummer tried to thieve a Amber at your shop at Eully, but was caught on the crime scene and has been send to jail for 10800 seconds.
Chase Miracleborn
[FFX]
08-01-2009 18:57



[1] 18:52 ahnaf[Soul]: Avalanche?
[1] 18:53 brogs[AFK]: Earthquake?
[1] 18:53 ff6shadow[FFX]: Tornado.
*twirls*
[1] 18:53 Wydarr[~X~]: Flood, Forest Fire Go Planet
[1] 18:53 ahnaf[Soul]: Tsunami?
[1] 18:54 ff6shadow[FFX]: lol
[1] 18:54 ff6shadow[FFX]: was that from captain planet LOL?
[1] 18:54 Wydarr[~X~]: by your powers combined.. I am captain planet
[1] 18:54 ff6shadow[FFX]: LOL
[1] 18:54 Avalanche[~SaS~]: back
[1]18:55 ahnaf[Soul]: lol,hey there Avalanche
[1]18:56 Avalanche[~SaS~]: *eats chat as dessert* ^^

Edited on 08-01-2009 19:02
Nothing stands against the Invincible Anth.

An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.

Birds of a feather flock together.
Lance
08-01-2009 19:03



OMG gez1000 you were messing with me!!

Edited on 09-01-2009 18:35
Wayfarer
[NOVA]
08-01-2009 20:07



rofl
deathmetaldude
[C~B]
09-01-2009 07:27


[4]07:23 logain[_BT_]: pc lizard 4 handed spear
Chase Miracleborn
[FFX]
09-01-2009 18:28



[2] 18:22 Sweet_Thing[~one~]: I guess u playing with pink power rangers is better than barbie dolls orly
[2] 18:22 QueenOfGirls[KoRT]: why i oughtta...*waves fist*
[2] 18:22 orly[~one~]: only the greats wear small silver shields lol
[2] 18:22 AvengedAngel[~wind]: Message sent to alextracey1.
[2] 18:22 Ulagrand: DnD on graveyard?? Hmm well if it is a ''Vampire Extermination'' Campaign.. would be great
[2] 18:22 Sweet_Thing[~one~]: ._. w/c
[2] 18:22 ff6shadow[FFX]: ST *huggles* ;p
[2] 18:23 orly[~one~]: nah kimmy doesnt play with me anymore ;p
[2] 18:23 Sweet_Thing[~one~]: lol hi ff6 *hugs*
[2] 18:23 Sweet_Thing[~one~]: that was meant for clan
[2] 18:23 alextracey1: lol almost up to 14 fishing XD
[2] 18:24 QueenOfGirls[KoRT]: my itunes is so random
[2] 18:24 QueenOfGirls[KoRT]: thriller is on now *dances*
[2] 18:24 PrincessKimber[KoRT]: :O i am far from a barbie doll..i don't look all out of proportion like she does
Nothing stands against the Invincible Anth.

An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.

Birds of a feather flock together.
Marcscott619
[Jedi]
10-01-2009 08:32



The famous Astia and Ravir show from tonight's chat. (read from bottom up ,of coarse)

[2] 08:16 CrysLee[_}2{_]: lol that is a great one
[2] 08:16 AstiaDragonkill[Soul]: much better ^.^
[2] 08:15 CrysLee[_}2{_]: well i cant say in chat, in fact i thought id be muted for saying aht
[2] 08:15 Ravir[Soul]: *kisses his co-star*
[2] 08:15 RedIce[~GS~]: it was classic... pure raw comedy at it's finest... four stars Astia!
[2] 08:15 Ookami[Cute]: *waves goodnight to some ppl and hugs ot some also* .. *leaves before seeing anything returned to me* xD
[2] 08:15 Ravir[Soul]: CrysLee - What the heck is a 'Lady Lump'? I just about broke character when you said that! lol
[2] 08:15 Dragonfuries[Fangz]: the one where she said he was too fat to chase a twinkie from its wrapper
[2] 08:15 Marcscott619[Jedi]: I can't wait for them to do a George Burns and Gracie Allen routine next..lol
[2] 08:15 RedIce[~GS~]: go to yer history crysler... lol
[2] 08:14 CrysLee[_}2{_]: i wanna know i missed it
[2] 08:14 CrysLee[_}2{_]: what twinkie line?
[2] 08:14 AstiaDragonkill[Soul]: lol i swear i just made that up. lol
[2] 08:14 Dragonfuries[Fangz]: I am stealing your twinkie line to use on my friends >.>
[2] 08:14 AstiaDragonkill[Soul]: hows bout meh?
[2] 08:14 witch37hazel[*GoT*]: *grabs a kiss out of the air and runs away giggling*
[2] 08:13 AstiaDragonkill[Soul]: *slaps ravir in the back of the head* >
[2] 08:13 Ravir[Soul]: *blows kisses to the ladies in the audience*
[2] 08:13 AstiaDragonkill[Soul]: thank thank you ive had alot of practice with the redneck thing
[2] 08:13 witch37hazel[*GoT*]: that was the most amazing thing ive ever seen! *wipes away a tear and gives a standing ovation*
[2] 08:12 Marcscott619[Jedi]: That whole fight is worth a thread of it's own in the forum..lol
[2] 08:12 RedIce[~GS~]: tha was awesom...
[2] 08:12 Ravir[Soul]: Come back tomorrow, when Astia & I will try to fight like high-society folks. *grins & bows again*
[2] 08:11 st0n3s0ur[NKd]: afk
[2] 08:11 AstiaDragonkill[Soul]: that was the show tonight folks!! *takes a bow*
[2] 08:11 Ravir[Soul]: *helps Astia to her feet, dusts himself off, and they take their bows*
[2] 08:11 st0n3s0ur[NKd]: lmao
[2] 08:11 Sweet_Thing[~one~]: i gotta quote u astia im sorry
[2] 08:11 AstiaDragonkill[Soul]: *falls over laughing like a fool*
[2] 08:11 Sweet_Thing[~one~]: rofl
[2] 08:11 Ravir[Soul]: I luvs you, m'lady!
[2] 08:10 Ravir[Soul]: *wraps his arms around Astia & returns her kiss*
[2] 08:10 st0n3s0ur[NKd]: ewww... i mean awww
[2] 08:10 Ravir[Soul]: Woman! Now look watcha gone & dun! It's the POL-ice!
[2] 08:10 st0n3s0ur[NKd]: lol get em maggie
[2] 08:10 AstiaDragonkill[Soul]: Now.. come'ere mister *grabs ravir in a big sloppy kiss*
[2] 08:10 Ascotvale: cor blimey...the only decent telly tonight is Mary Poppins..
[2] 08:10 witch37hazel[*GoT*]: Maggie, you are the police o.O
[2] 08:10 AstiaDragonkill[Soul]: beer eh?.. u want another beer? git it yer damn self!!
[2] 08:09 (Mod)Maggie[MAAN]: *calls the police..a lot of yelling goin on next door
[2] 08:09 RedIce[~GS~]: Astia... you mind if I use tha twinkie comment on a few of my chubby buddies?... lol
[2] 08:09 st0n3s0ur[NKd]: hazel 0.o
[2] 08:09 fire drake: thanks,
[2] 08:09 witch37hazel[*GoT*]: lol *hides kelly under a blanket*
[2] 08:09 Ravir[Soul]: Quitcher bellyachin' & go git me anuther beer, woman.
[2] 08:09 DeathDevour[~BoD~]: Congratz fire drake.
[2] 08:08 fire drake: yay ive finished the tutorial!
[2] 08:08 AstiaDragonkill[Soul]: nascar, nascar, nascar.. that all i her about!! im sik uf it!! and im sik of u
[2] 08:08 Ravir[Soul]: *looks at Astia* Er they laffin' at us?
[2] 08:08 RedIce[~GS~]: >>is in shape...<< round is a shape!... :o)
[2] 08:08 st0n3s0ur[NKd]: *runs back to hazel*
[2] 08:08 RedIce[~GS~]: lol...
[2] 08:08 st0n3s0ur[NKd]: maybe not
[2] 08:07 Ravir[Soul]: Woman! If'n yer makin' me miss another nascar race ...!
[2] 08:07 Dragonfuries[Fangz]: lmao nice one astia
[2] 08:07 Sweet_Thing[~one~]: rofl astia
[2] 08:07 RedIce[~GS~]: lol... like watchin the cramdans...
[2] 08:07 Sweet_Thing[~one~]: yar its nascar
[2] 08:07 Dragonfuries[Fangz]: this is actually funny XD
[2] 08:07 AstiaDragonkill[Soul]: yer so outta shape you coulnt chase a twinkie out of tha wrapper!
[2] 08:07 Ravir[Soul]: Thar's a race on?!
[2] 08:07 st0n3s0ur[NKd]: *grabs ravir and astia together*plz dont fite =(
[2] 08:07 Ravir[Soul]: *stumbles up, pulling up his trowsers*
[2] 08:07 Sweet_Thing[~one~]: I wuldnt admit being there neighbors lol
[2] 08:07 Borneo[C.]: YAY
[2] 08:06 CBLover[*I*C*]: yes this is the police we will be over when the race ends thank you
[2] 08:06 AstiaDragonkill[Soul]: i wish you wud!!! i wish!!
[2] 08:06 Dragonfuries[Fangz]: ~calls the police~ yea police..my neighbors are fighitng...
[2] 08:06 Ravir[Soul]: Bam! To the Moon!
[2] 08:06 Ravir[Soul]: *looks up from the ground, shaking his fist* One of these days, Astia, one of these days ...
[2] 08:05 AstiaDragonkill[Soul]: *scream* ima call tha LAW on u!!!
[2] 08:05 Ravir[Soul]: *trips and falls*
[2] 08:05 Ravir[Soul]: I'll 'big roll of fat' YOU! *runs after her brandishing the longneck bottle*
[2] 08:05 RedIce[~GS~]: gonna get to 400 logs n' quit for the nigh... tryin to get enough to build the big house!...
[2] 08:04 st0n3s0ur[NKd]: im scared lol
[2] 08:04 AstiaDragonkill[Soul]: and yer belly is purty big too
[2] 08:04 Ravir[Soul]: *tries to take another swig from his longneck bottle and finds it's empty*
[2] 08:04 RedIce[~GS~]: choppin wood for the las 4 hours... eatin cereal righ now....
[2] 08:04 Dragonfuries[Fangz]: O.o ut oh..seems someone needs a marriage counselor
[2] 08:04 AstiaDragonkill[Soul]: Aint nuthin but a big roll of dumb fat!!
[2] 08:04 Sweet_Thing[~one~]: im good tryin to fight but cant lol and u
[2] 08:04 RedIce[~GS~]: heya sweet thing... how are you doin hun?...
[2] 08:03 st0n3s0ur[NKd]: *hides with hazel*
[2] 08:03 witch37hazel[*GoT*]: *grabs kelly and sweet to hide them from flying objects*
[2] 08:03 Ravir[Soul]: Hey, now, let's don't go gittin' personal! *rubs his big belly*
[2] 08:03 Sweet_Thing[~one~]: rofl
[2] 08:03 witch37hazel[*GoT*]: ooh lawdy! *runs for cover*
[2] 08:03 AstiaDragonkill[Soul]: or mabye ill just speak tha truth and say ur fat enough to last a while!!!
[2] 08:02 Ravir[Soul]: You call that swill DINNER?!?
[2] 08:02 st0n3s0ur[NKd]: yeah hazel i agree lol
[2] 08:02 Sweet_Thing[~one~]: is it in a paper sack ravir or a box
[2] 08:02 AstiaDragonkill[Soul]: it dunt matter!! how about ur dinner i feed u everynite??! eh? mabye ill just up n say its close enough to breakfast!
[2] 08:02 Ravir[Soul]: Tha's better. *takes another swig from his longneck bottle*
[2] 08:02 witch37hazel[*GoT*]: Ravvy, maybe you should listen to your wifey and she wont have to reach for the skillet
[2] 08:01 witch37hazel[*GoT*]: *hides the iron skillet from Astia* kelly, we need to protect them from each other ;)
[2] 08:01 Ravir[Soul]: Hazel - Ma'am, please don't re-mind her about the skillet!
[2] 08:01 CBLover[*I*C*]: hey,in his defence, he didnt pay the trash bill either
Men are from Earth.Women are from Earth.Deal with it.
Learn from your parent's mistakes. Use birth control.
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
Eat well;Stay fit;Die anyway.
Merari
[Fangz]
15-01-2009 16:42



read from bottom up. made me smile


[2] 16:40 merari[Fangz]: lol
[2] 16:39 Paddy[Whirl]: ok
[2] 16:38 glorantha: it is not dead it is just resting
[2] 16:38 Paddy[Whirl]: the chats dead redzer
[2] 16:37 Paddy[Whirl]: some1 talk
Segarac
[Cyber]
17-01-2009 15:27



[2]15:26 bradley478[S-T]: looking for the service of syrnian lawyer for a lawsuit pls reply

glorantha
19-01-2009 20:07



[2] 20:04 kittensrox314: I've never been there before
[2] 20:03 kittensrox314: really stupid!
[2] 20:03 Rockdude221[KoRT]: rofl bloody
[2] 20:03 kittensrox314: Sky I'm stupid
[2] 20:03 BLOODYSKY[Drunk]: and Spiders that You know would Kill you =/
[2] 20:03 BLOODYSKY[Drunk]: but why would you fight with a Avril on you x.x

not so much funny as disarmingly honest but it made me smile
Luna
[Lair]
21-01-2009 17:01



[5]16:56 carl008[DLofD]: Can i add Mods to iggy list?
[1]20:52 ladytabitha[NWO]: I've often thought world chat is like a bad car wreck-you know you should just keep going but you have to stop and look anyway...
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