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R2 D2
[TSoH]
24-06-2017 17:43



[5]17:40 BigChopper[SoLiT]: how many minutes do you have to wait to repost something?
[5]17:40 zangpakto[TAG]: Whenever you feel ready lol
[5]17:41 (Guide)Scary[CLEAN]: BigChopper, if its a forum post, 1 hour. if its a trade post, 15 minutes.
[5]17:41 BigChopper[SoLiT]: thanks Scary
[5]17:41 zangpakto[TAG]: Oh not report something nvm xD
[2]22:57 SirBatfink[Snake]: henceforth jan 24 shall now be know as Ardarel Day

[2]01:32 Panda[A.D.]: Ard, you are special

You have married vincius! 12/21/12
Rest in peace. <3
Mr. Addy
Keeping this game free by adding ads to every topic
aussiebeast
[Corps]
28-12-2017 02:53



[1]02:52 Abomination[PsyKo]: omg is borneo jop?
Why would I shoot a bloke BANG, then carry him to the bloody car and wizz him off to the hospital at a hundred miles an hour? It defeats the purpose of having shot him in the first place.
barun511
[*TF*]
08-01-2018 15:06



[2]15:01 Nuthouse[-DRS-]: :
[2]15:02 JoveS[-TL-]: :
[2]15:04 Karisade[TSoH]: :/
[2]15:04 Prometheus[TSoH]: :|
[2]15:05 (Mod)Moderator: :?
Ares(114) attacked barun511, and did 0 damage. barun511 had 80 HP left.
Woody
[C.]
31-01-2018 01:41



[4]01:23 Woody[C.]: I just restocked my Eully shop! Quick check it out and see if I made any mistakes and get yourself a deal on platty-obby gear!

[3]01:27 Woody[C.]: NewFeatures has bought 10 Syriet small shield for 50 gold from your shop at Eully

[3]01:28 Woody[C.]: Well that bit me in the ass lol..I didnt think I made any mistakes

[3]01:28 Dash[C.]: Oops

[3]01:28 A wild JR[C.]: You helped out a brand new player though xD

[3]01:29 Woody[C.]: Well I did my good deed for the week then lol

[3]01:30 LadyHazel[C.]: HA!!!!

[3]01:30 LadyHazel[C.]: Nice job Woody

[3]01:31 Woody[C.]: I was supposed to sell for 750 per shield if you guys were wondering lol

[3]01:32 A wild JR[C.]: 5gp each was close enough

[3]01:32 Woody[C.]: You win some you lose some xD

[3]01:33 LadyHazel[C.]: Yeah, about 700 Each XD
Errant
[World]
27-02-2018 23:35


4] 23:34 ruboxjr[World]: That kinda sounds dirty.
[4] 23:32 Solunar[~AE~]: I need a Level 30 Smith on Ogre to attach a hard silk to my pick
Solunar
[Choob]
15-03-2018 16:04



[2] 15:40 JoveS[-TL-]: The Platina flame dragon struck at JoveS and did 89 damage. mean one :no:
[2] 15:48 ruboxjr[O.G.]: Good work dragon!
[2] 15:50 JoveS[-TL-]: what a meaniehead
[2] 15:59 Pendragon[*TF*]: Thanks. I do what I can.
[2] 15:59 Felix[AdC]: hahaha
<--- OL Fodder

[W] 06:33 Doctor Noxious[A.D.]: and 100 players. thanks for being only my 100th :D

[To: doctor noxious] 06:34 Solunar[Choob]: Thank you for being my 100th player killer
barun511
[*TF*]
16-03-2018 20:43



[2]20:41 Beaver Bill[-T-0-]: I'm not warmed up yet
[2]20:41 Beaver Bill[-T-0-]: Need more coffee
[2]20:42 C4LV1N[SWC]: Maybe you need exercise.
[2]20:42 Beaver Bill[-T-0-]: I'm killing ogre
[2]20:42 C4LV1N[SWC]: ...or just talk more, and make sure you're inside, so the hot air heats up the room you're in. ;)
2018-02-09 06:15:40 barun511(93) did 34 damage to A wild JR. A wild JR had 104 HP left.
A wild JR(148) attacked barun511, and did 3 damage. barun511 had 77 HP left.
The Shiv
[Corps]
22-03-2018 19:29


[2]19:19 Panda[A.D.]: Would you fight 1000 Ant sized chimpanzees or 1 chimp sized ant?
[2]19:19 JoveS[-TL-]: the first
[2]19:20 The Shiv[Corps]: both at the same time
[2]19:20 Beaver Bill[-T-0-]: I would pat them all
[2]19:20 The Shiv[Corps]: the thermodynamics will work for me
[2]19:20 Beaver Bill[-T-0-]: turn them into an army
[2]19:22 Beaver Bill[-T-0-]: like we are doing right now
[2]19:22 Panda[A.D.]: You know who had armies?
[2]19:22 yaoming36[*TF*]: the jedi
[2]19:22 Beaver Bill[-T-0-]: who
[2]19:22 barun511[*TF*]: The clones?
[2]19:23 Beaver Bill[-T-0-]: i give up
[2]19:23 Panda[A.D.]: The king in his sleevies
[2]19:23 Beaver Bill[-T-0-]: im part french
[2]19:24 Panda[A.D.]: That is also why France has the most lightening strikes, cause lightening goes down the path of least resistance
[2]19:24 Beaver Bill[-T-0-]: slooow clap!
[2]19:25 Beaver Bill[-T-0-]: nope
[2]19:25 Beaver Bill[-T-0-]: now hearing it today panda
[2]19:25 The Shiv[Corps]: my god panda is savage today
[2]19:25 Beaver Bill[-T-0-]: we are being very civil
[2]19:26 The Shiv[Corps]: I don't know, i would get treatments for that burn asap xD
[2]19:26 Beaver Bill[-T-0-]: not hearing it*
aussiebeast
[Corps]
30-03-2018 05:15



[1]05:09 MMAD419[TGA]: You found 1 Easter Cosmos while walking!
[1]05:09 aussiebeast[Corps]: Eat it MM
[1]05:10 MMAD419[TGA]: Hmmmmm
[1]05:10 MMAD419[TGA]: maybe if it was a mushroom
[1]05:10 aussiebeast[Corps]: Ok, if not... treat it like a Tide Pod
[1]05:10 MMAD419[TGA]: too old for the tie pod generation
[1]05:12 MMAD419[TGA]: You found 1 Easter Tide Pod while walking!
[1]05:14 MMAD419[TGA]: I'll save it for David Hogg
Why would I shoot a bloke BANG, then carry him to the bloody car and wizz him off to the hospital at a hundred miles an hour? It defeats the purpose of having shot him in the first place.
The Shiv
[Corps]
01-04-2018 08:43


[2]08:41 Nekotatsu[Home]: My plan was a success!
[2]08:41 Nekotatsu[Home]: Give a female friend a ring box and watch her expression... It said April Fools in it :3
Mr Coffee
[TSoH]
01-04-2018 23:28



2] 23:25 Deedar[TAG]: bad manners deserve no respect

Funniest damn thing I have seen in some time.
Pot calling the kettle black?
8th Member of the 1000 TL club
~~~ ~~~ ~~~
TSoH 4 Life!
Solunar
[Choob]
06-04-2018 10:12



[2]10:09 Solunar[Choob]: Forum -> General -> Interesting things Borneo says in World chat
[2]10:10 Bex[TLO]: is that a blank thread?

Ouch
~Sol~ :D
barun511
[*TF*]
16-04-2018 19:17



Hells I love you but you have a weird sense of humour
[3]23:42 barun511 added 1 Titanium ore to Port Senyn
[3]23:44 barun511 added 1 Puranium ore to Port Senyn
Wicky
[C.]
18-04-2018 17:06



[2]17:00 Isaac[AdC]: gotta see what born has to show us this time
[2]17:00 Scary[CLEAN]: Probably his stamp collection
[2]17:04 Dash[C.]: Wait, you think he's cool enough for even a stamp collection?Pfft
[2]17:04 Scary[CLEAN]: Yes.
[2]17:04 Scary[CLEAN]: But thats the end the line
[2]08:40 (Mod)Moderator: Borneo muted **05/25/16**

[2]04:03 Borneo[C.]: *takes his high heeled shoes off* **03/30/2017**
Ukavast
[*TF*]
25-04-2018 19:09



[2]19:08 Isaac[AdC]: I would only go gay if it was for Joves :no:


He claims it was a joke, but I don't believe it. They're always chatting with each other, staying up late talking about combat, encouraging each other to use less food while fighting. Truly a cute couple even if they don't see it themselves.

Edited on 26-04-2018 16:35
George Friddik tells you: Sorry yaoming36 but you are 162752132 seconds too late for completing the job.
Higros
[AdC]
25-04-2018 21:28



omg you need to add the next part when i said it was a joke

Edited on 25-04-2018 21:29
You have killed 1000000 monsters/creatures,
barun511
[*TF*]
27-05-2018 12:38



[2]12:35 Stolo[~ADV~]: with all the stats at 1, I would never play this again
[2]12:35 Stolo[~ADV~]: or any other text game
[2]12:36 barun511[*TF*]: All your stats must have been 1 at some point, Stolo
[2]12:36 dancingPenguin[-T-0-]: What about coming to socialise?
[2]12:37 Stolo[~ADV~]: yea, I wouldn't repeat the mistake
[3]23:42 barun511 added 1 Titanium ore to Port Senyn
[3]23:44 barun511 added 13 Puranium ore to Port Senyn

Attack level: 118 (18888118 exp, 179785 for next level)
TermaMatrix
[Corps]
04-06-2018 20:18



[2]20:15 Nekotatsu[Last]: If the world was flat, then why have cats not pushed everything off the edge yet...

As a cat owner that made me LOL so much XD
R.I.P Dad 20.4.13
R.I.P Rizla 18.1.11
R.I.P Marmite 20.8.13

TermaMatrix got 1 Roodarus horn!
MrZee
[fame]
06-06-2018 04:32



[3]04:12 MrZee has logged in
[2]04:12 JoveS[-TL-]: I got a mental image of a cupcake in my stomach again :no:
[2]04:12 Redwingz[~one~]: My love muscle is quite fine how it is.
[0]01:01 No other players got a reward, as they didn't meet the criteria.
barun511
[*TF*]
06-06-2018 19:52



[2]19:48 JoveS[-TL-]: Red ')
[2]19:48 Pyriel28[A.D.]: Red o_o
[2]19:48 JoveS[-TL-]: I think Red likes you
[2]19:48 Redwingz[~one~]: JoveS
[2]19:49 Redwingz[~one~]: XD
[2]19:49 Pyriel28[A.D.]: Why arent you under me?
[5]19:50 VakTritor has logged in
[2]19:50 Pyriel28[A.D.]: Hmm that sounds awkward. *under. Here in calviny :yes:
[2]19:50 Foozard[World]: hah
[2]19:50 Redwingz[~one~]: I don't really have an answer to that.
[3]23:42 barun511 added 1 Titanium ore to Port Senyn
[3]23:44 barun511 added 13 Puranium ore to Port Senyn

Attack level: 118 (18888118 exp, 179785 for next level)
barun511
[*TF*]
12-06-2018 21:28



[2]21:27 Valkyrie[~FoS~]: LCA must still be a little butthurt i did not let him have Wingmere all alone during the weekend
[2]21:27 LCA[~ADV~]: oi, i resent that, i am combatting
[2]21:27 JoveS[-TL-]: what did you do to his butt o.O
[3]23:42 barun511 added 1 Titanium ore to Port Senyn
[3]23:44 barun511 added 13 Puranium ore to Port Senyn

Attack level: 118 (18888118 exp, 179785 for next level)
Thorn
[O.G.]
24-07-2018 16:48



[2]16:46 Karisade[TSoH]: That's so not true!! I only fantasized about Bieber a few times when I was going through a lonely patch
[2]16:46 Karisade[TSoH]: um, sorry wc
*Bites*
[3]20:29 (Mod)Ibiss[Order]: *Judo chops Thorn*
Lodes
[CLEAN]
25-08-2018 20:52



[2]20:45 DAZEH[O.G.]: kill
[2]20:45 Redwingz[*TF*]: Die
[2]20:46 Raj[Corps]: Revive
[2]20:47 Foozard[World]: repeat
In Christ alone my hope is found. He is my light, my strength, my song.

TL 500 - 11 December 2016
TL 600 - 15 October 2017

You have been playing Syrnia for 8760 hours and 0 minutes.
Edge
[Corps]
03-09-2018 04:32


bottom to top

[4] 04:31 cracker0509[~AE~]: GM is buying me a Rood Horn for rubbing his nipples, thanks all
[4] 04:29 Edge[Corps]: Ava is right on rood, but not sure about the other thing
[4] 04:29 cracker0509[~AE~]: rubs GMs nipples
[4] 04:28 Scary[CLEAN]: Pc 0 dur rood?
[4] 04:27 Avaricious[Pond]: 100-150k
[4] 04:27 Gods Messenger[Corps]: uhh.. P/c rood horn?
[4] 04:26 Gods Messenger[Corps]: Don't touch my nipples.. You could at least pinch one for me..

Edited on 03-09-2018 04:34
Mr Coffee
[TSoH]
23-09-2018 18:59



[5] 18:48 Fuzzy has logged in
[5] 18:50 Dvoid has logged in
[5] 18:50 Dvoid: noob
[5] 18:50 Fuzzy: noob
[5] 18:51 (Guide)Robin Hood[-^-]: Fuzzy/Dvoid, welcome to Syrnia. Complete tutorial and more chat channels are avail. This is help 5 for game related questions.
[5] 18:52 (Guide)Robin Hood[-^-]: By qualifications, both of you are noobs. And welcome!
[5] 18:52 Fuzzy: thanks for the advice
[5] 18:52 Dvoid: i begrudgingly accept the fact that i am a noob
[5] 18:53 Fuzzy: i understand the requirements and i hope i meet the expectations and my content is delectable
8th Member of the 1000 TL club
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TSoH 4 Life!
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