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Errant
[Axis]
03-12-2014 21:53


I found what Shinobi said to be quite funny.

[2] 21:32 Synth[]BoS[]: Rofl, the dubstep part is correct but she is a big doggie
[2] 21:31 Shinobi[-TL-]: Now I have a mental image of a little yippy dog running around like a loon with dubstep coming out of it
[2] 21:30 Synth[]BoS[]: If you hear songs coming out of her belly, you'll know what's up
[2] 21:30 Synth[]BoS[]: Apparently so did the dog.
[2] 21:29 Excessum[O.G.]: But I need them for food, and tunes.
[2] 21:29 a_f_c[Tasty]: the card anyway.. the ipod sucks
[2] 21:28 a_f_c[Tasty]: well bring em back, i didnt eat yesterday cause i didnt take any money with me >>
[2] 21:28 Excessum[O.G.]: I think I borrowed them.
[2] 21:27 Shinobi[-TL-]: Maybe they eloped together
[2] 21:27 a_f_c[Tasty]: Dont think so, my iPod is missing too though
[2] 21:25 Synth[]BoS[]: Did the dog eat it, Liam? I see that as being possible.
[2] 21:22 a_f_c[Tasty]: I have successfully lost my bank card yay
Mr. Addy
Keeping this game free by adding ads to every topic
Liah
[CLEAN]
12-12-2014 14:26



[2]14:17 Nuthouse[-DRS-]: why would a giant polar bear have broken glass >.<
[2]14:18 MrZee[fame]: to make kaleidoscopes of course
[2]14:18 Deedar[-TL-]: greenhouse effect
[2]14:18 Treize[C.]: From the cameras of wildlife photographers


This made me giggle
We can only be who we are, no more, no less
MrZee
[fame]
13-12-2014 20:46



[2]20:42 (Mod)Moderator: Beneath the silent waves of worldchat, Nem is quietly preparing a Unique Christmas Contest for you... to be unveiled soon!

[2]20:43 ruboxjr[O.G.]: Way to leave the Jews out of this Mod >

[2]20:43 (Mod)Moderator: Mod did not leave them out, it was made cheap with them in mind


HAHAHAHAHAA
[2]02:16 Orhoz[TSoH]: Im amazed it emptied out his house as well when he died...heck of a misclick
barun511
[*TF*]
14-12-2014 08:50



In Anubis' country list..


Abyss

1. The Dark One
[3] 16:58 ShapeShifter[*TF*]: barun I love you. That is all. :P :P

Generation 31: The first time you see this, copy it into your own signature (on any forum) and add one to the generation number. Social experiment.
Lodes
[Feud]
19-12-2014 18:00



[2]17:52 Mohammed: @lodes159 not cool
[2]17:54 Mohammed: Lodes159 tried to thieve you at Endarx, but was caught on the crime scene and has been sent to jail for 390 seconds. big thanks to whoever caught him
Pendragon
[Cyber]
10-01-2015 03:59



[4]03:55 And[GUARD]: Speed level: 32 (210000 exp, 2043 for next level).
[2]03:55 Tundra[Choob]: suuure
[2]03:55 And[GUARD]: oops! but that chooob was worth it
[W]03:56 And[GUARD]: You found 5 Rose while walking!
[2]03:56 Taze[Joker]: hmm looks like ands selling speed again >
Sorrykitty
[Axis]
12-01-2015 08:03


[2] 08:00 Tundra[Choob]: Ned? Where -DEW- you stand??
[2] 07:59 (Mod)Borneo[C.]: I do Ned
[2] 07:59 Ned Kelly[CFH]: I have had dealings with you Borneo, so you know where I stand.
Pendragon
[Cyber]
12-01-2015 08:07



This was after/during the end of a long argument between Borneo and PoweredByDietMtnDew. (I refrained from adding any of the argument, as I felt that wasn't cool.)

[2]07:59 Ned Kelly[CFH]: I have had dealings with you Borneo, so you know where I stand.
[2]07:59 PoweredByDietMtnDew[~X~]: my friends are within my clan
[2]07:59 (Mod)Borneo[C.]: I do Ned
[2]08:00 Tundra[Choob]: Ned? Where -DEW- you stand??



It was a good moment.
Lodes
[HR]
20-01-2015 15:22



[2]15:19 Jack the Reaper: The Rorghark Bonebreaker died. You got 49 attack experience. You got 1 Small chest!
[2]15:20 Jack the Reaper: You opened your Small chest...It contained 40 Gold!
[2]15:20 Disturbed[Choob]: *thieves Jack*
[2]15:20 Jack the Reaper: *looks in his pockets* Now that's Disturbing...

. (top to bottom)
Errant
[Axis]
28-01-2015 23:28


I found this funny.


[2] 23:26 Tundra[Choob]: that's what she... *gets attacked by kitties*
[2] 23:26 Sephiroth[Thoth]: I'd rather not. I prefer the top.
[2] 23:25 Lance[-TL-]: Pfft, get on my level Sephy.
JackGrimm
[CFH]
16-02-2015 15:07



[2]15:05 WeFinds[LLL]: Your Wood was 1.6 millimetres!

[2]15:05 Gumby[TSoH]: that's what she said
[2]14:40 Jack the Reaper: I can give you my home address

[2]14:41 Jack the Reaper: 192.168.1.1

[2]14:42 (Mod)Moderator: Please do not give out personal information
desti
[MAAN]
18-02-2015 15:13



[2] 15:05 Fiery[Zen]: It isn't texas
[2] 15:04 Chazo[1-Sec]: Damn
[2] 15:04 Jack the Reaper[CFH]: apparently on facebook you can't marry your sister.
Argue for your limitations,and sure enough, they're yours.

redhdsrbtr-It is pointless to argue with the ignorant. They drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.
barun511
[*TF*]
22-02-2015 12:42



[2]12:40 Preff[Pub]: Hmm I'm off to Kansas next Month, I sure hope it warms up between now and then
[2]12:41 Durins_Bane[Moria]: Here i often confused you for Elsa Preff ;)
[3] 16:58 ShapeShifter[*TF*]: barun I love you. That is all. :P :P

Generation 31: The first time you see this, copy it into your own signature (on any forum) and add one to the generation number. Social experiment.
Typotato
[GUARD]
28-02-2015 22:03



random region chat

[1] 21:58 Lance[-TL-]: Lance returns to the Khayan woods after many moons. The semester at Maadi over, his money run dry, he marches, Syriet hatchet in hand into the ancient
[1] 21:58 Lance[-TL-]: mythical wood. The university is his passion but something about the forest calls to him. Lance lovingly runs his hand across one of the endless
[1] 22:00 Lance[-TL-]: evergreens. This is home.
#162 in woodcutting
[3]06:17 typo[SiaN!]: Congratulations! You've gained a woodcutting level (75) 12/26/2013
[3]10:20 stevenpac[KBO]: im usually doing stupid stuff. im the driver of short bus
JackGrimm
[CFH]
05-04-2015 16:15



[5]16:13 Talk2Bill[O.G.]: PC lac
[4]16:13 Talk2Bill[O.G.]: PC alc
Current: A-65 D-41 S-40 H-52
Goal 1: Att 66 (Gold Axe)
Goal 2: Str 52 (Max of 34 with GA)
Goal 3: Def 64 (Baby Gold)
Goal 4: Att 70 (P-Hook/Plat Dagger)
Goal 5: Health 60 (69 hp)
Goal 6: Def 69 (full gold)
Treize
[C.]
22-04-2015 21:08



[2] 20:51 Mr Tiddles[CFH]: actually... all fighters in cfh have died this week.. all of us lost full speed suits and brooms boats enchanted gear and probably 100k hp
[2] 20:51 Mr Tiddles[CFH]: bad week for the cowboy clan lol
[2] 20:53 Mr Tiddles[CFH]: going to have to write it down it's more funny to laugh at its that sad lol

It's (Un)Funny
"Speak softly and carry a big stick."
Theodore Roosevelt (1858-1919)

#foreign policy, inter[clan] relations
The Puppeteer
[KBO]
26-04-2015 03:39


[3] 03:16 The Puppeteer[KBO]: When you die, Go hit your graveyard, You will get combat exp, Now that's what i call learning from your mistakes.
[3] 03:15 shcelin[KBO]: im at 13
[3] 03:13 Scotty[KBO]: 5? dang, lol
[3] 03:13 Kilala[KBO]: kekeke
[3] 03:13 The Puppeteer[KBO]: Aside from leading me to 5 deaths it has done no harm to me.
[3] 03:08 The Puppeteer[KBO]: Nahh broo, Just click it, What could possiably go wrong?
[3] 03:07 Kilala[KBO]: unless it's gnomes :3
[3] 03:06 Scotty[KBO]: number one combat rule, never click fight all, never

Read from the bottem to the top.
Karisade
[TLO]
09-05-2015 09:06



A Night at the Theatre


[2] 08:50 Corvairgod[CFH]: 2 of my cast just got into a fight and ended up peeing all over the floor and themselves when they were rolling around. there is fur everywhere.
[2] 08:51 Scarycereal[CLEAN]: Sounds like an interesting play.
[2] 08:51 Karisade[TLO]: hmm.. the life of a movie director eh? XD
[2] 08:51 Taras[Fangz]: probably preparing a musical.
[2] 08:51 Corvairgod[CFH]: *cats
[2] 08:52 Scarycereal[CLEAN]: Thats a musical, correct.
[2] 08:52 Corvairgod[CFH]: you turds are so sarcastic.
[2] 08:52 Karisade[TLO]: Still, I suppose that's what you get when you pair Winona Ryder and Paris Hilton as leads
[2] 08:52 Scarycereal[CLEAN]: But you love us.
[2] 08:53 Corvairgod[CFH]: bust barely.
[2] 08:53 Corvairgod[CFH]: *just
[2] 08:53 Scarycereal[CLEAN]: Whoa.
[2] 08:53 Corvairgod[CFH]: As it turns out i cant type today.
[2] 08:53 Taras[Fangz]: *laughs so hard he falls over*
[2] 08:53 Karisade[TLO]: Bust barely? That must have been some fight! :o
[2] 08:53 Scarycereal[CLEAN]: Its funner this way.
[2] 22:05 Scarycereal[CLEAN]: there is no such thing as gourmet burritos.

[2]20:48 Deedar[TAG]: I'm Sels and so is my wife
The Puppeteer
[HD]
13-05-2015 00:26


[2]00:16 Notboss: ok I'm level ten in moving....what kind of boots can I get now?
[2]00:17 kuroshin[(WAR)]: the kind that go on your feet
[2]00:17 typo[oA=]: lol
[2]00:17 Notboss: no seriously I've only been on here for 5 days.
[3]00:17 whathelldaniel has logged in
[2]00:18 Notboss: thank you.
[2]00:18 kuroshin[(WAR)]: well even having little experiance you should know where boots go.
[2]00:19 Bob Sausage[~FoS~]: he did not ask where they go he asked which ones are available at lvl 10 XD jeeez!
[2]00:19 ShapeShifter[TAG]: Sausage'd
[2]00:19 Bob Sausage[~FoS~]: eagle boots would be my guess my friend!
[2]00:19 typo[oA=]: the only boots that have a speed requirement are cheetah boots
[2]00:20 Bob Sausage[~FoS~]: ShipShaft'd XD
Oddiii
[CFH]
15-05-2015 10:01


[5]09:50 Firebolt: Congratulations! You've gained a speed level (2)

(some time later)

[5]09:54 zenithlight: who is firebolt and how dies (does) he know when i gained a speed level?
Oddiii
[CFH]
17-05-2015 14:54


Idk, this guy (Souzooka) is pretty funny xD

[2]14:50 Taras[Fangz]: you can earn 750 gold in 10 minutes running friddik quests
[2]14:50 Souzooka: Do I need skills for that?
[2]14:51 didg[-*-]: you might need a fishing rod it varies
[2]14:51 Souzooka: so the rich with fishing rods get richer
[2]14:51 Souzooka: this is classism
Oddiii
[CFH]
09-06-2015 07:45


[2]07:40 Jack the Reaper[CFH]: So a boy is getting ready or Prom, and has a lot of things to organize to impress his girlfriend.
[2]07:41 Jack the Reaper[CFH]: He goes and organizes a Limo, but there's a huge waiting line. Eventually he gets to the front and books one
[2]07:41 Jack the Reaper[CFH]: Then he goes to get a suit, and yet again there's a long line, but he gets one fitted after a few hours
[2]07:42 Jack the Reaper[CFH]: He then goes to a flower shop to get a boquette, and there's a long line there too
[2]07:42 Jack the Reaper[CFH]: Eventually after a lot of long lines, everything is ready
[2]07:42 Jack the Reaper[CFH]: That night they go to the Prom, and his girlfriend is impressed with all the effort he put in
[2]07:43 Jack the Reaper[CFH]: There is no punch line
[2]07:43 Jack the Reaper[CFH]: During one of the dances she asks him to get her a drink, so he goes over to the beverages table
[2]07:43 Jack the Reaper[CFH]: DX chat stuffed up my joke
Oddiii
[CFH]
11-06-2015 02:42


[2]02:32 Eugenekoh2[]BoS[]: *licks Booboo, Feesh, and Shinzy*
[2]02:32 piranhattack[*TF*]: i dont like it i love it and them other girls can't touch it
[2]02:33 BOOYAKA[Core]: eww ~whax~
[2]02:33 Eugenekoh2[]BoS[]: I think he likes it! *licks Booboo againz*
[2]02:34 BOOYAKA[Core]: xB
[2]02:34 Shinobi[TAG]: *Beat Genie off* >.>
[2]02:34 Shinobi[TAG]: Wait..
[2]02:34 piranhattack[*TF*]: meet me at the studio imma make it rain like rubo


Make of it what you will xD
rickher
[]BoS[]
11-06-2015 20:16


[2]20:10 Scarycereal[CLEAN]: You have 7245 Cooked Frogs, you have 4746 Frogs and 7673 Wood left.
....
[2]20:11 Mikee: that is alot of frogs
[2]20:11 Mikee: expect a call from France
Errant
[Choob]
15-06-2015 20:36


[2]20:29 Deedar[TAG]: if you have internet but crap in a hole in the ground I'd say you have your priorities wrong
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