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Synth
[]BoS[]
01-09-2013 06:10



What Pendragon said. Seriously. I miss the stuffing out of you, Kak.
"Why do people give each other flowers? To celebrate various important occasions, they're killing living creatures? Why restrict it to plants? "Sweetheart, let's make up. Have this deceased squirrel." -Jerry Seinfeld
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Dark Nero
[-TL-]
01-09-2013 18:16



can we turn this to an I miss Kaki thread x
You are Nobody Until You Have Some Haters.

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TermaMatrix
[Corps]
03-09-2013 14:39



This made me chuckle.

[2]14:30 Crystal[~FoS~]: Nancy Sinatra- These Boots
[2]14:30 Crystal[~FoS~]: ♥
[2]14:31 (Mod)Moderator: Are made for Walkin'!
[2]14:32 Crystal[~FoS~]:
[2]14:33 Bluedragon99[Evo]: mod.learn your english.do you mean walking
[2]14:36 (Mod)Moderator: No, if you knew the song you'd know I meant walkin'!
[2]14:36 Karisade[Quest]: Sinatra English is different from that of Shakespeare or Byron
[2]14:37 Karisade[Quest]: Shakespeare: "to be is to do". Byron: "to do is to be". Frank Sinatra: "do be do be doo"
For the best construction service in Syrnia, message or [w] Pandike. All boats, 150k houses, 50k shops. Just supply the wood, no other charges!

[5]19:04 (Mod)Moderator: Happy birthday Terma

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Scray
[CLEAN]
08-10-2013 09:08



2]09:02 AtomicPunk[Pond]: Born's been spending too much alone time on the sofa watching crappy old movies..
[2]09:04 AtomicPunk[Pond]: or are the movies part of the punishment?
[2]09:04 Borneo[C.]: *turns off Robocop*
[2]09:04 Borneo[C.]: I have not >.<
[2]09:04 00hed[CFH]: *sits down right as Robocop is turned off* aww T.T
[2]09:05 Karisade[-DRS-]: 'dead or alive you're watching TV'
[2]09:05 Borneo[C.]: lol...Ill buy that for a dollar
I have a question.
nirvanaishdude
[Pond]
17-10-2013 01:20


[2]01:19 Joh[TLO]: I like the way every joke goes over your head. It's almost as if you're a humour midget.
Karisade
[-DRS-]
22-10-2013 18:25



[5]18:20 (Guide)Prometheus[TSoH]: not for me, but I have a huge....
[5]18:21 (Guide)Prometheus[TSoH]: timer
[5]18:21 (Guide)Prometheus[TSoH]: and wrong chat.
[2]18:21 Karisade[-DRS-]: You know what they say about men with huge timers...
[2]18:22 Prometheus[TSoH]: they are really slow?
[2]18:22 Evert[~FoS~]: small clocks?
[2]18:22 That_Guy[Drunk]: ..they cook large eggs?
[2]00:19 Restrict[#Anon]: havent you all realized? typo knows all <3
Thorne
[=A=]
23-10-2013 01:15



2]01:13 Th0rne[=A=]: real men eat yoghurt
[2]01:14 Solunar[Choob]: Message sent to ruboxjr.
[2]01:14 Excessum[O.G.]: I snort it.
No Penguins were harmed in making this avatar.

#Mining Level 88/100
#Smithing Level 52/55
#Fishing Level 57/100
#Cooking Level 90/100
desti
[MAAN]
23-10-2013 05:05



[2] 04:01 UltimateSly: If quizzes are called quizickles, what are tests called?
Argue for your limitations,and sure enough, they're yours - Richard Bach

Life isn't about how to survive the storm, but how to dance in the rain.
Sal
[Cyber]
03-11-2013 02:48



[2]02:45 ACE b4idy[= SoA=]: When i died Verona sent be a bouquette of carnations. I'm just now realizing that carnations mean 'Thanks'
You have 1 Parrotfish.

I shall call him Squishy and he shall be mine and he shall be mah Squishy!
XxLegionxX
[Unite]
24-11-2013 09:16


Read from the bottom up. cx

[6] 09:12 Freddiedie1[~FaM~]: Chocolate Milk kills thousands of people every day.
[6] 09:12 XxLegionxX[Unite]: I wen for some chocolae milk and I thought I would be able to survive
[6] 09:12 Waldini[-DRS-]: Died a few times in ols
[6] 09:11 XxLegionxX[Unite]: this is my second
[6] 09:11 XxLegionxX[Unite]: well yeah that was my first death xD
[6] 09:11 Waldini[-DRS-]: Do you die often?
Karisade
[-DRS-]
09-02-2014 15:32



'The Perfect Trade'

(posted with kind permission of Descendz)


[4] 15:02 Descendz[]BoS[]: please get these gems off me! selling a spar,a diamond an avril,amber and a Quartz
[To: descendz] 15:05 Karisade[-DRS-]: I'll buy the avril and diamond
[W] 15:17 Descendz[]BoS[]: ok
[To: descendz] 15:17 Karisade[-DRS-]: meet at Eully in 5 mins?
[W] 15:18 Descendz[]BoS[]: im at bb atm
[To: descendz] 15:19 Karisade[-DRS-]: np, trade at Rose in 5?
[W] 15:20 Descendz[]BoS[]: i dunno where my rose pass is
[To: descendz] 15:20 Karisade[-DRS-]: I can do Franer if you prefer ;)
[W] 15:21 Descendz[]BoS[]: wheres franer
[To: descendz] 15:21 Karisade[-DRS-]: east from Xanso
[W] 15:23 Descendz[]BoS[]: ok but where did i pout my other gems at? ^_^
[To: descendz] 15:24 Karisade[-DRS-]: I don't know, my psychic powers are a little below-par today
[W]15:26 Descendz[]BoS[]: eully is ok on my way back
[W] 15:45 Descendz[]BoS[]: what wer eu buying again?
[To: descendz] 15:45 Karisade[-DRS-]: avril and diamond
[W] 15:53 Descendz[]BoS[]: arrive.dwhew
[W] 15:55 Descendz[]BoS[]: meet at eully
[To: descendz] 15:55 Karisade[-DRS-]: at tp in 30 secs
[W] 15:57 Descendz[]BoS[]: left diamond at valera brb D:
[To: descendz] 15:57 Karisade[-DRS-]: lol, np ;)
[W] 15:57 Descendz[]BoS[]: clkicked reineer by msitake - -
[2]16:00 Descendz[]BoS[]: trips and drops diamonmd in someones soup
[2]16:02 Karisade[-DRS-]: *cries*
[2]16:03 Descendz[]BoS[]: i dunno where i put it
[2]16:03 Descendz[]BoS[]: where r u diamond
[W]16:06 Descendz[]BoS[]: i give up casnt find it
[To: descendz]16:07 Karisade[-DRS-]: Nvm, we can trade another time. I need to have a lie down now anyway...

Edited on 09-02-2014 16:07
[2]00:19 Restrict[#Anon]: havent you all realized? typo knows all <3
skeleton
[*DEW*]
20-02-2014 17:26


[2] 17:17 Dynu[-*-]: how do you get ogre gear on your own any way?
[2] 17:18 Nuthouse[-DRS-]: great question for [5] help chat
[2] 17:18 Dynu[-*-]: lol
[2] 17:18 Dynu[-*-]: but im too lazy to change chat
[2] 17:19 Viperslfc[Snake]: Then we should be too lazy to answer your questions
[2] 17:19 Nuthouse[-DRS-]: do you want ogre gear?
[2] 17:19 Nuthouse[-DRS-]: ill be too lazy to answer next time ;)
[2] 17:19 Dynu[-*-]: its ok, i've used you for all i need, >
[2] 17:20 Dynu[-*-]: i mean, i could probably use it
[2] 17:20 Nuthouse[-DRS-]: oh sorry, youve used me for all you need XD
kspr
22-02-2014 17:30


[2]17:17 Sephiroth[Choob]: If you suck at sucking, would you be good?
[2]17:18 Haled[Sleep]: no, you would blow

Made me grin Not in that kind of way.. Bah..
desti
[MAAN]
24-02-2014 01:46



[4] 01:40 kidkip[fame]: i said meow to a cat once he said meow back so i said meow? and he said meow i was like AWMG I SPEAK CAT
4] 01:40 kidkip[fame]: wc
Argue for your limitations,and sure enough, they're yours.

redhdsrbtr-It is pointless to argue with the ignorant. They drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.
TermaMatrix
[Corps]
23-04-2014 10:51



[2]10:46 Tort[Weird]: Jurgan Klopp has ruled himself out of the Man Utd job but said his brother Klipity might be interested

Oh my, I laughed so hard XD
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desti
[MAAN]
29-04-2014 05:55



2]05:48 Rango[James]: is punching a zombie baby considered child abuse?
[2]05:48 Rango[James]: oops wrong chat
Argue for your limitations,and sure enough, they're yours.

redhdsrbtr-It is pointless to argue with the ignorant. They drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.
MissLily
[Tay]
20-05-2014 02:50


[2]13:42 Batfink[Snake]: A bat got squished the other day and dropped good stuff...
oh wait that was me D:
polarpop
[Tay]
21-05-2014 07:43


[2] 07:42 Thanatos[CLEAN]: Syrnia life is the only life that matters.
[2] 07:42 barun511 arvindr[*TF*]: o.0
[2] 07:42 Deedar[-TL-]: kids don't need to eat every day :
[2] 07:42 polarpop[Tay]: You spent all your money on Syrnia, and spending extra pocket change on them xD
[2] 07:41 polarpop[Tay]: lol..
[2] 07:40 Deedar[-TL-]: I might even feed the kids today now
[2] 07:40 Deedar[-TL-]: pocket money ftw got to love finding random money in clothes pockets
Marsular
[Zen]
25-05-2014 18:33



[5]18:30 (Mod)Moderator: Feel free to use [2] for general chit chat
Where I stand, high between heaven and hell, I guide all my fellows to an unreached place called Knowledge! "Give troops food and skills, they'll move mountains, give erudits whispers and thoughts, they'll bring us a New World Order".
The Couch YetiTemp
23-06-2014 23:16



[6]23:06 a_f_c[Tasty]: 500 - This is Syrniaaa!
My Skills Neglected, My Pockets Collected.
Pirates life complete dedication.
Idorespectyabro
[TSoH]
29-06-2014 10:11


[5] 09:42 trxrider: Hey sk it better to fish raw and ore in smelted or make it int.o armor?
[5] 09:44 Simba[CLEAN]: Could you rephrase your question please?
[5] 09:44 barun511 arvindr[*TF*]: Who, or what, is an SK?
[5] 09:44 Iron Guard24[GUARD]: yea its hard to read
[5] 09:45 Prometheus[TSoH]: to the best of my knowledge, you can not smelt or wear fish.

LOL, this is what I get for reading help chat. xD
polarpop
[Tay]
14-07-2014 12:38


[2]12:36 mining4ever[M4E]: Congratulations! You've gained a woodcutting level (29)


Doesnt seem to be mining "4" ever lol
Bex
[1-Sec]
20-07-2014 02:48



[2]02:45 Mr Tiddles[CFH]: that's what she... awh where's prome? it's better when he does it D:
[2]02:46 Prometheus[TSoH]: that's what she said
[2]02:46 Mr Tiddles[CFH]: double two for one XD

Edited on 20-07-2014 02:49
[2]01:19 Joh[TLO]: I like the way every joke goes over your head. It's almost as if you're a humour midget.

Bex Reason: Ex-pirate 3655 minutes left. Pay 219264 gold bribe
Eevee
[TSoH]
31-08-2014 18:10


[4]18:07 starman[HR]: Wlecome to Syrnia JiskaVH, this chat is used mainly for help

(look at the chat number lol)
Pendragon
[Cyber]
20-10-2014 22:15



Made me laugh. Hopefully actually worthy to be a part of this thread, removing the "(Un)".

Bottom, up.

[2] 21:56 Synth[]BoS[]: I'm kidding but it is still making me giggle.
[2] 21:56 Zebby[CFH]: I would have just figured you had a other head injury
[2] 21:55 Synth[]BoS[]: Well autocorrect has its reasons for pointing to certain words...that's all I'm saying XD
[2] 21:55 Sephiroth[TLO]: Do you really think I would -manually- say "gay blast" instead of grey bats?
[2] 21:54 Synth[]BoS[]: Oh sure, blame it on autocorrect
[2] 21:54 Sephiroth[TLO]: Autocorrect was being a bugger
[2] 21:53 Sephiroth[TLO]: Thanks
[2] 21:52 Zebby[CFH]: weird bats I wouldn't be happy if you were slaughtering my kin
[2] 21:51 ShapeShifter[~FoS~]: Grey
[2] 21:51 bakertommy[~STP~]: [0] Chat error: Whisper not delivered; The player " st0rmz_" does not exist.
[2] 21:51 Synth[]BoS[]: Bahaha
[2] 21:51 Sephiroth[TLO]: you know what I mea
[2] 21:51 Sephiroth[TLO]: really..
[2] 21:51 Sephiroth[TLO]: gay bats
[2] 21:51 Sephiroth[TLO]: Black and gay blast
[2] 21:50 bakertommy[~STP~]: what you fighting?
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